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Hey, really need your help. I almost never go on 4chan but yesterday I had a couple of friends over and im not sure which one of them to blame for the following but I am disgusted and sick to the point where I feel like puking ever since it happened.
So my friends decided to pull a "prank" on me and posted a ridiculous story about some seriously illegal shit on /b/ in a secrets thread posing as me (Using "I"). They decided to tell me a little later on when I went completely bezerk on them for doing this and kicked them out of the house aswell as now...
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>>16757247
> Implying they werent shitposting
>>16757296
Idk what that means. As I said I dont go on 4chan at all. None of what they said is true it was all to piss me off.
>>16757306
M8 nothing will happen to you that whole "the hacker group called anonymous" is such a minority on this vietnamese recipe exchange board that you have exactly nothing to worry about, trust me half this site is 12 years old now and as long as youre not posting Cheese Pizza you are all good
>Seen 20.14
may god have mercy upon your soul
My dream job since I was 12 (I'm now 24) has always been commercial airline pilot.
My only worry is that, now I'm with my dream girl and we're going to be married soon. How long will I be away from my family on a regular basis? Is it hard to make a life like that work?
>>16757197
If all goes well you'll never be seeing her again
You'll basically be losing half of every week. That definitely can be tough. Also bear in mind that it's incredibly difficult to climb the ranks these days. Young pilots end up taking jobs in like Indonesia and shit just to get experience and log hours. That's 100% away time for years.
My dad has been in federal prison for 3 years now and is facing a maximum of 20 years for money laundering. From his arrest to now I havent really shown any emotion really because I was too busy taking care of my mom since she was and still is a total mess from the incident. So i never looked upset or cried because i tried to be strong for her. Today however it finally hit that I might never see him free again, go fishing, camp out in the woods like we used to. So my question to those of you who have parents locked away for a long time, how did you initially deal with the situation?
I don't have any experience with this, but your dad isn't "gone", he's just stuck in a shitty place. You can still go visit him, have a relationship, it's just going to be inconvenient and weird. Life is what it is, you know?
Honestly he probably needs you to be an adult about it and visit him/talk with him/keep him updated on outside life. It won't be fishing and camping but it'll be something.
Dunno man but good luck.
>>16757192
thanks for replying! I talk to him on the phone everyday, but hes locked up on the opposite side of the country because thats where the warrant came out of so i maybe see him one or twice a year.
![moving-out[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5NYMx5Z.png "moving-out[1].png")
First, my girlfriend is really adamant and set on us moving in together soon. We've been in an LDR (see each other on weekends) for about a year and a half. I would like to hear any advice on moving in with a girlfriend.
Second, I've never moved out before, always lived at home and parents did most of the work. Most of my friends have lived on their own, with other friends, roomates, partners, etc. Is moving out for the first time with a girlfriend a bad idea?
There's no way we can tell you how it's going to work. We can generalise all we want, but there are always exceptions which basically render those generalisations useless. We don't know what'll happen any more than you will
>>16757166
>parents did most of the work.
don't become lazy. you have to work the house together.
all I can think of...
theres no real advice for this situation but i just seriously need to rant
i manage a small business and its generally the best job ever, but the owner has one really big quirk thats killing me.
its my job to find a maid to clean his house, but unfortunately he cant stick with any maid. he hates them all for doing something wrong. the recent maid is really good but goes out of her way to do things like re organize his desk and clean under the sink (almost ruining a pipe or something). so im asking him if we can just type up a list of exactly what needs to be cleaned...
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get him a maid who is really sexy.
>>16757176
i would but he has me schedule the maids for when he is out of town so its a moot point
Never had insomnia in my life, my oneitis rejected me and now I occasionally cry lying in bed and can't sleep. What do?
>>16757139
I just decided to try and turn my heartache into hate and self loathing and focus on studying and fitness. Don't think it will help but fuck me if I'm gonna give up and do nothing.
>>16757139
have the ocassional glass of red whine before bed. make sure you got good exercise during the day (etiher lifting or cardio not 'well i went for a walk'). listen to an audio play, audio book, creepy pasta narration, or sleep hypnosis video before bed. maybe a TV show like a sitcom if its calm enough (i find that 70s show is good to fall asleep to but not scrubs).
once a week feel free to take a melatonin. dont use prescription sleep aids or anything like nyquil
>>16757258
Muslim so no alcohol
Already am training, nearly everyday. It's emotional pain that keeps me awake, can't get her out of my head.
I've been depressed for the past 3 years. I'm 18 now and I don't think my depression will ever go away. I have friends. A lot of them. I'm fit. I do well in school. I have everything I need. I should be happy. I'm just not. I can't even remember a time when I was. I feel like my depression is going worse and worse. I can't find motivation to study anymore. I can't find motivation to go out with my friends anymore. I can't find a single reason to get out of the bed in the morning. It's been more than a week since I've even...
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go and get some depression medication.
>>16757138
>i literally just became an adult
>but im pretty sure this will last until im 98 years old and croack
no. go talk to parents,. go talk to friends. go talk to therapists. workout your issues.
Should I quit my job?
>dread going to work
>no heat during the winter, no ac during the summer
>only 3 employees total
>left to work all day by myself on saturdays
>manager always says he'll be in but never shows up
>complains when i make a mistake while helping 12 PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME WHEN HE WASNT EVEN AT WORK
>complains when I make a mistake...
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As of this moment you're free from there
Don't even call in
Feels good man
>>16757120
>should i quit
>i dont like it
do you have other options? do you have money? do you need the job? these are all more important questions than 'do you like it'?
Do you work at a corner store or something?
If so, quit.
The Westboro Baptist Church is going to be picketting a bunch of churches in the San Jose, CA area including the church I go to. Any suggestions on how to mess with them and give them a hard time?
Image related (the church that will be picketed)
>>16757112
they are real life trolls. far more sophisiticated than you internet trolls. how do you deal with a troll? you ignore them. maybe giggle a little bit. but you dont engage. you just laugh, and go to church.
Matthew 6:5
>When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full.
My dad is in for money laundering and has been in for 3 years already. However he took his case to trial and they found him guilty and now he is facing up to 20 years. Those that have parents in prison, how do you deal with the situation?
>>16757093
I'd honestly be proud if it was my father. Of course, it sucks, but I know that he wasn't the slave of the system and that he actually even tried to achieve something out of the system (illegal).
Yeah, he might be in jail, but he had the fucking balls to take the risk.
>>16757123
Yeah, there were 2 different federal agencies that raided my house, he was into some pretty serious stuff.
My deadbeat father went to jail for not paying his car insurance for 3 years, I kicked that idiot out of my house.
18 male anon here,
I have an amazing relationship with my girlfriend (who attends class and works every day of the week, so I only see her on weekends), I've got about 5 or 6 really close friend who I can hang out with whenever they are free (not at work or in class), I have an okay job which gives me 15 hours a week, I got to community college full time (this semester I'm take 2 online from-home classes and 2 irl attendance classes). So I've got all that going on in my life and yet on the 1 or 2 days of the week where I'm by myself all day or at least...
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>>16757081
your loneliness seems to only be tied to your alone-ness. maybe not but based on the story you're telling us, that is it.
that means you're basically a bit over stimulated when it comes to interaction and attention. thats pretty unhealthy if by the end of a day alone you feel depressed. it also doesn't bode well for the future because lets be real, interaction becomes less consistent as you get older.
imo you should take those days you have off and make an effort to enjoy them. you...
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Apparently my new girlfirend is afraid of my dick.
How do I proceed?
Stick googly eyes on it.
>>16757069
I don't know if that'd help but I'm going to hell for laughing.
Break up with her
Find a relationship with a real woman, not a little girl
How do I use (and control) meme magic, /adv/?
You have to pray to our god Kek.
>not dogueposting
step up your game sempai
I'm 18 and made roughly $10,000 last year and I should be getting about $900 on a tax return. I'm a full time student that's paying off college with own money. The question is should I do my taxes myself or pay to have an expert do them for me?
>>16757027
You can easily do a 40EZ tax form. Google it. Don't pay someone $30 for 10 minutes of work.
>>16757027
>doing taxes
>>16757027
With that amount of money, go to ez route.
