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What makes a man handsome to you apart from physical characteristics?
>>16759753
Handsome literally refers to someone's physical appearance. Having a handsome personality isn't a thing
>>16759753
Yeah what the other anon said
>go to bar with friends
>get drunk and hook up with a girl
>wake up, she's gone... Until I go in the kitchen
>she's enormous... And kind of ugly
>instant regret, about to ask her to leave, see big breakfast, decide to eat.
>says she normally doesn't hook up like this
>tell her I gave her the best birthday night.
>suddenly feel guilty, tell her I have to go to work.
>at work, friends make fun of me.
>girl I had a thing for calls me a pig rangler.
>get home
>apartment is clean, note on table with fat girl's number on it.
Why am I considering asking her out...
Should I?
>>16761847
Ay yo hol up.
Like just how big are we talking about here?
Hey, if she's the only prospect for you right now, do it if you're not completely repulsed by her.
It's practice, you can get good at fucking that way.
>>16761860
I don't know How to describe her size... She's much bigger than I would normally go.
Hi /out/ I need your very best advice for this one
>be hiking easy trail alone
>catch up with this friendly dude
>he's really into /lit/ so we talk for a bit
>his gf shows up near the end of the trail
>she's a really good looking 9/10 /fit/izen and really into /out/
>thisisthegirlofmydreams.png
>she lives somewhat near me
>literally...
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yikes... you sound like a super beta faggot dude.
This is not going to work, you'll make an ass of yourself and leave with your tail between your legs full of regret like a bitch.
>>16761031
Holy shit. Looks like some people missed out on the rules growing up.
Rule #1- don't be "That Guy"
You will become "That Guy who tries to break up a relationship to get with a girl because, dick stiff"
Don't ever be "That Guy"
>>16761032
>super beta faggot dude.
Protip: I'm not
>This is not going to work
Maybe, but I'll try it anyway
>you'll make an ass of yourself and leave with your tail between your legs full of regret like a bitch.
No, I don't
Now post ideas or gtfo
I'm almost dating a guy, who is significantly older than me. I have a cute face, am small and have a petite body. How do I prevent him seeing me as a perfect, innocent girl? I don't know how to explain it better, but I don't want him to see me as a Lolita/doll/object
Then tell him that.
>>16760139
Pyromania.
>>16760139
This is a self-correcting issue. If you actually start dating, he'll start knowing you better.
Just keep your eyes peeled and be assertive if you think he might start taking advantage of something.
My bf has a really small penis. It literally does not bother me, as he can get me off really well from other ways, and I love him to pieces. But he is really sexually dominant and it bothers him he cant just fuck me like he wants.
Are there any pills, surgeries, etc he can look into that actually work? I thought of suggesting a strap-on but I feel like he would be upset at the idea. Plus it might hurt his junk. I don't know
Feel free to lol, I just want some advice.
>>16757447
penis pumps but they make it harder to maintain erections, its not recommended.
penis size doesnt really factor in you can still jackhammer with a little one
you know that there's a million guys out there you can fuck who don't have tiny dicks right
i mean yeah i applaud your dedication and all but let evolution take its natural course
>>16757447
Unless he's literally into cuckoldry, I think he'd be very upset by the idea of a strap on. No idea what kind of pills are out there, but I know certain positions can help.
Hey advice, not sure if this is the right board or whatever, but what's the cheapest, most effective way to commit suicide? Anybody have a good fool proof way to go meet Jesus?
Use the helium tank method + calling ambulance if you can get guaranteed 100% pure helium.
If not there's a lot more info we need. Do you care if it's messy? Where do you live? Do you care about burial and shit like that? Do you care about mentally scarring relatives? Do you care about how the media/your acquaintances/friends/family percieve your death (e.g. dying from overdose on cocaine and caring about being labeled a "drug overdose"/accident)?
I need all these specifics, OP.
if jesus ever actually did live he died a very long time ago so it would be impossible to meet him, especially after you die since you'll no longer be able to meet anyone.
Anyway as to the first part of your question the most effective ways to commit suicide are helium inhalation (which is an inert gas so you don't have to worry about it harming other people) or shooting yourself in the head. If you do go the latter route make sure the gun is pointed towards the back of your head instead of just under your chin. If its too far forward you'll just shoot...
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>>16759010
I'd like it to be clean. I live with 2 other people so I'd like it to be quiet as well. Nothing stuff related. I just want them to not have to worry about me, and waste time and money on me any more
Any of you guys dealt with GF's trying to control your video game time?
I'm 30, well paying job and love video games. I go to the gym 5x a week and keep myself busy.
But my GF of 2.5 years is getting on my nerves. She thinks my game time of at most 2 hours at night after work is considered an addiction
I told her that it's my time to unwind and enjoy my "me" time.
She believes that a 30 year old shouldn't play games.
I have been trying to communicate to her that gaming is a hobby for guys, especially for those that...
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She's being controlling. She needs to accept your hobby is your hobby and it sounds like a harmless one at that. 2 hours is not much especially if you can fit gym time in. She needs to get real.
thats how it starts op, first its your "me" time, then its when you wake up or go to sleep, and it never fucking stops. you are not the one figthing about this, its her, not you.
if this escalates to things like no sex, make her know that of this behaviour continues you will break up with her
>>16756456
I even told her that she is, but she is in denial.
She says "it's not normal for a guy to play video games at my age"
I'm just at a loss for words with her logic.
I took a job that absolutely destroyed me. And unfortunately I think it made me develop a bipolar disorder.
>day 1, pizza delivery place. I come in. I'm dead silent. Apparently this freaks out the hippies who work there.
>girl talks to me, I put up barrier, she tears through it.
>my barrier is gone, the potential for millions of deeply laid mental issues to come bursting out is here...
>I feel like it's safe to talk about it. Tell them...
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>>16759208
.......what..........
you sound like you overshared, and then started acting insane.
I'm not sure it matters where you work, Anon.
>>16759291
Yeah, I did. I thought it was an ok place to share. Guess that it's never ever really gonna ever be the case.
I only started acting insane though, when my pain started acting up and they were totally unempathetic to it. That FUCKED WITH MY HEAD bad.
>Telling a sob story at work
What the fuck is wrong with you? They probably thought you were gonna snap and kill someone.
What to do if boyfriend is giving the silent treatment- for a WEEK? It's just starting to make me VERY resentful. I didn't think he was so childish from the start...
He's done this before but not quite this long, and I'll be the one to say ok listen let's just work things out. This time I've messaged him a few times, and called leaving a message twice...
What's the next step?
I'm absolutely kept in the "dark". No idea what's going on. I don't want to keep messaging/pushing him if he needs time to think over things...
>>16759031
Dump him. He's an idiot. No one should give the silent treatment after elementary school.
Last time I called and left a message was last night around 12pm, and now it's about 9pm here. I don't know if I should just let it go and stop trying to contact him, or call him again tonight, or message him through facebook, or what to say when I message him. "holy shit you're being childish and manipulative, fuck it i'm blocking you", or what
>>16759035
fuck it's so hard though...
Hey adv/. My boyfriend and i have dated for 5 months. And he prefers to hang out with his friends instead of seeing me. When I do hang out with him and his friends I am ignored. Once we went bowling and he paid more attention to this girl more than me. He sat in front of her talking to her and he left me sitting alone. She bought french fries and she offered everyone but me. Since then I did not like her. And I never liked how he talked about our problems with her and message her all the time. Plus he always tells his friends our problems. If I tell him something, he tells them....
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youre easy pussy
Not sure if you're serious but he doesn't care about you.
Didn't even finish reading the preview in the catalog, but holy shit this guy doesn't give a fuck about you, find a new one.
Do you think school kill creativity ?
>>16756349
I think the problem with schools is that the teachers usually teach their way of doing things, so the students all keep doing the same shit. But if you happen to get good class mates, they might actually help you be more creative.
>>16756349
I think it's the biggest meme ever made.
Makes me angry
>>16756349
You should be creative without school.
Ok, so I’ve been meeting a lot of girls recently, hitting on them in random places like subway, lunch places, university and so on...
I always manage to get their numbers and go on a few dates after that.
The main thing is, when I’m making a move (usually on the second date), I get rejected for varying reasons I can’t get.
That’s when I switch targets.
I don’t know what to do about it, and it is really frustrating.
I’ve been single for 6 months now, I’ve met around 20 girls and it is always the same thing.
So I think I...
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2/2
As I said earlier, I would like some advice to get some action.
I know that some traits of my personality can be pain in the ass from time to time, but that’s not a good reason to miss the first base every time, with different kind of demographic (from physicians to freshly graduated high school girls).
I am not perfect, nobody is, but I have some things going on for me. I am asking you for a favour /adv, what is wrong with me ?
See wtf, all the women on here say 'dont hit on me in public' and yet this guy is a runaway success with it. Why do the girls on here just lie all the time?
>>16756008
Man, did you even read what I posted ?
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>I...
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How long does an average blowjob last?
I've heard time ranges anywhere from a few minutes to 20 or 30 minutes.
Does it just depend on the guy?
Guys
Do you like Sexy or Cute girls?
>>16755704
Cute ones. Any girl* can be sexy when you haven't fucked for a couple of days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x02DsIXThw
This is my theme song
I don't think i would be able to be any sort of desired given my underwhelming penis
>>16751379
Is your fucking penis really the most concerning thing in your life? Jesus Christ
FREE ME FROM THIS MUNDANE REALITY
CANT WAKE UP
He interested in me. Asked for number,Facebook etc. texted back and forth. Then he suddenly disappeared on me for like three days after that texted me says sorry he was so busy with college etc. Turned out he has some troubles going on. I'm okay with it. And i think I understand for him this time. I'm nothing to him at this moment I can't ask him to share everything with me. We texted for like a day then he disappeared on me again. And just texting me back after three days. I asked if everything ok. He told me everything is fine. I just learned from his friends...
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>>16758167
He's busy you twit. Why would he make you a priority in his life if he doesn't even know you?
If you really need that constant 24/7 contact from a guy you are just BARELY getting to know then find someone else, because this guy obviously is not doing it for you. Clingy as fuck.
>>16758183
Do you understand? We met up in real life via our mutual friends. We hang out together twice. He asked my number on a second time we met. Then my Facebook etc.
the point here i told you very clearly I'm totally cool with it. But I'm afraid of even when we are in a relationship he's gonna disappeared like that again. that's not great at all. Imagining your gf disappeared on you in the middle of the conversation just because she's busy without any words,what do you think?
>>16758201
Yes I automatically assumed that you met up in real life... naturally.
I wish I had a crystal ball to tell you what your future would be like with him but I don't so you need to realize for yourself whether or not you want to take that gamble with him. Do you want to risk entering a relationships with the anxieties that your boyfriend may not be there for you and disappear without notice? Or would you rather find a man who will stick around and be there for you? There is obviously something wrong with...
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