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D-cup preferred but will go bigger as long as she isn't fat

>>16746757
Pay for them.

>>16746780
Ahhhhh no. Naturals only

> i know this is "rape"
No it ain't.
You smacked your man. He asserted his dominance.
You were put in your place.

Would you rather he have smacked you upside the head instead? That he treat you like a man and break your fucking jaw?

>>16746699
>just wondering why he did that
Because he could.

>>16746699
there is no wrong time for sex in a mans brain. it's not rape because in a relationship there is implied consent unless you say otherwise

It's not your fault anon, she sounds kind of like a bitch.

>>16746288
She is not though, she isn't usually awesome. I just don't get it. She says she is "confused"

>>16746277
It sounds like you are going great to say the right thing. Let it be known that she can't just fuck with you and that you will put your foot down. Test if she likes you. If n she chose the other guy then young guys were probably not going to work out anyways.

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>>16745545
Just wait and see. Or go out and get one!

Get your act together, THEN look for a girlfriend. Don't put the cart before the horse.

It's possible because people have the capacity to stop filling their thoughts with fictions and falsehoods. It's a really straightforward process when you're honest with yourself. Should you date someone who offered you none of the things you want? Well no girl is going to date you under those circumstances either. Should you date someone whose looks don't arouse you? Well no girl is going to date an uggo either.

I understand the claim that people shouldn't change for the sake of impressing others, and that's true. Let's be real though: if women didn't exist, you'd still have the opportunity to do good things for your own sake. It turns out that becoming that sort of person is incredibly admirable. You'll still get to enjoy all of those good qualities for yourself and the affection of women as well.

Don't be shit. It's really that simple. I don't mean being good at games either. I mean legitimately being an amazing human being. Hercules, God-king, world famous mother fucker. At least that's what you aim for. It's clearly possible to land a girlfriend with far less but that would fall squarely into being a certain guy in order to impress certain people. The only legitimate route is the one with awesomeness.

>>16746936
Austin, TX. Come with money.

>>16746936
Dont be a fucking racist for one.

>>16746936
central valley CA

>>16745761
I think it would be interesting to sexually reassign a baby to see how fluid gender is.

>>16745761

Sure, I'll do it for you. 100 bucks.

Highly and morally illegal. They did this to David reimer before there were laws for this thing and he never identified as female, had a strained relationship with his parents, and eventually he killed himself.

>>16745724

Awful. They are people, not hipster accessories of your personality.

I wish you many miscarriages.

>>16745724
Cassiopeia fine, Montserrat sounds like a fancy type of a turd

>>16745724
Awful.
Don't name your daughter something "rugged". What the fuck is wrong with you.

If you want something unique, go for something elegant like Anastasia

My gift was knowing my calling since childhood; my burden is finding a reason to give a fuck anymore.

I have a massive crush on one of my coworkers, which fucking sucks. I don't want this, at all. I've had the perfect boyfriend for four years now and this has never happened to me before. It's not even like I would choose my coworker over my boyfriend in any circumstance, I mean they're both nice and cool enough dudes but my boyfriend is perfect for me. It's just that with me working full time hours and only being able to see my boyfriend on sporadic days off, I see my coworker more than my boyfriend... I almost want to walk up to him at work and tell him I have a crush and demand that he reject me in the cruelest way possible so I can get over it. My boyfriend would be fucking destroyed if he ever knew about this. Why am I such a goddamn terrible person?

I wish I had somewhere to horde like when I was young. It was so relaxing picking through garbage to subsist on. I've considered going back to college for a degree in waste management, but I think being around hundreds of thousands of tons of garbage a day could be extremely dangerous.

>>16745788
Find guys like me that like flat-chested girls

>>16745788
Enjoy it. I wish I was flat chested. Even after surgery I'm going to have ugly scars

>>16745791
I thought you were gay. Fucking shitposter.

seconding this. talked to my girl friends about this once, nobody enjoys it but men seem to believe so for some reason?

>>16745630
because they're stupid and desperate and think that because they are then you must be too, anad that you'll be so amazed by a picture of their dick that you can't help but ride throw caution to the wind and hop right on it.
tl;dr - they're morons

Maleanon, we're in the same boat, you and I. Maybe the dongsnappers think they can earn a hookup out of it?

I have multiple times. My advice is to be patient, cautious and attentive to your gut feelings. Be especially careful with how much personal information you give even after meeting. There's nothing wrong with introducing yourself with a middle name or nickname, for example. Remember that this is 4chan. Horrid things have happened here.

>>16745546
I plan on it 4chan is reddit lite these days anyway

>>16745546
Idk, depends how I met them and what our conversations were like. Why, OP? You got a specific scenario in mind? Tell us a story, honey.

>>16745212
Do you feel your mood is depressed most of the time?
Do you feel lacking in energy?
Do you feel unmotivated?

Then there's shit about:
Appetite and weight change
Changes to sleep pattern
Lack of sex drive

A few others

Haven't done psych in ages
>medfag

>>16745231
Thoughts about ending one's life, and harming self too

I think the general rule of thumb is if you're upset because of an actual reason you don't need meds. But if you are depressed just because you're depressed you might.

OP, you're on the right track but you seem a little entitled. Women are not YOURS no matter who you are or what you do, sorry dude.

Now once you get past those two minimum wage jobs, are in your 30's, and own a business or law firm then you will be rolling in pussy. That's the secret! Not giving a fuck about them and being successful! It drives them crazy to see a man like you unattended. You just have to show them you don't need a woman in your life.

The man who best gets along with women, best gets along without them.

>>16744020
Tell us your routine with women so we can figure out a plan to get you laid.

>>16744027
Entitled? Just a little?

I refuse to believe women soak up to men with cash like a magnet. And if they do they'll be sorely disappointed when I see through their bull shit.

Literally the only reason girls even are with men to begin with. All they want is something that fulfills their agenda. Fucking hell. No one wants to "get" me. No one wants to be with "me." They just want the benefits that come with me.

I redpilled myself hardcore and I am literally fucking pissed.

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>>16742283
How disgusting

>>16742283
You're fine, there are lot of girls like you out there.
Don't worry.

>>16742283

>is it unnatural to have a preference

no. its a bit odd a bit weird, but that does not make it wrong. i personally LOVE older men, and its a much more common 'fetish' then people give credit for. the reason its considered a fetish is just because the majority will not admit to it. but like rape fantasies its hella fucking common.

the question is do you like HOT older men, like nice bodied, handsome faced, etc?

i like them, but i legitimately do have a fetish for being used by old disgusting men, fatter, ugly, balding men. i think its a humiliation submission thing. ive gone to bars filled with old men and just make out with as many guys as i can.

I was gonna say put on makeup but then read you were a guy lol. You have pretty eyes though so I don't know why you care so much

maybe sleep? like at least 8 hours a night and 30 minutes by day ...come back after 2 weeks with eye picture:S

>>16745095
Not me in the picture
>>16745103
Sleep dosen't help etched in the skin