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New in a relationship. She says "it's going too fast for me".
How should I behave or react?
gotta go fast
if you're a niceguy you lose. if you're an asshole you win
Would you consider yourself more alpha or more beta?
If more alpha, she's worried about looking like a slut sleeping with you. She's looking for more than just sex from you, she wants a relationship too. There are a few ways you could handle this, depending on what you're looking for.
If you're a beta, she's probably saying that because you've been giving her the boyfriend experience for free/cheap and now you're trying to raise prices on her by looking for sex in return.
how do i acquire gf?
stop looking for one
>>16717399
i'm not op
but i'm 21 and that didn't work for me and i'm not ugly
>>16717383
How do I move to the big city from a tiny rural village? There's no way it really costs 1500 a month for an apartment and you need 75k a year just to live
>>16717332
In reality it's probably more like $60k just to live, but it'll be shit quality of life. The $1500 is better when you have roommates.
>>16717337
What if you just want to take the bus every day and get a bunch of roommates in a lower priced neighborhood?
>>16717332
House share/apartment share. Only rich kids coasting on daddy's credit card can afford to live alone.
For most other people, even if their on a profitable career path, you cant afford to live alone when you're young. Not in 2016
How do I become someone that people will notice? My entire life I feel like I've been a side character, a background character. Never doing anything too important, never being "cool", never being someone that people actively think about.
Im everyone's friend, just nobody's "best friend"
Im invited to everyone's wedding, but nobody's best man
I get with girls very, very occasionally, but I never actually get any loving relationship going
I have hobbies, but I dont have anything THAT engaging or exciting.
I just feel like I'm invisible. I wanna be out there, doing something awesome. Have people notice me, witness me.
I used to really lack in confidence, total sperg mode, but I'm so much better now. I just dont know how to get myself out there. Doing things that people stand back and go "Wow, I wish I could do that"
My one talent that I would say I could do better than most people is talk. I can talk a politician to death, I can talk fast and talk a lot and talk well. Thats it. Don't really know what to do with that.
All its really gotten me is a reputation for being a chatterbox
I feel like girls are never really gonna like me once they actually know me because Im so fucking dull and boring. Im not exciting enough.
let someone put a note on your back that says "kick me" and you will get noticed alot
but honestly, to be noticed in a positive way can be good and bad at the same time
celebrities get noticed all the time, have people at their feet and lots of them hate it
>>16717324
Try talking about something interesting rather than just talking, it may be that people find you annoying. Listen when you're in a conversation and comment on what the person says rather than just waiting for your turn to speak.
>>16717401
I already do that. Talking is not something I have an issue with. Like I said talking is my one talent. I do really well with presentation projects and shit and have had people tell me multiple times I tell really good stories and stuff. Which is nice, but its not exactly the most exciting "gift" in the world
>>16717370
I would rather receive good and bad attention that be invisible. At least there's drama and excitement with the former
Whats the latter? Nobody knows you're here then you die alone after accomplishing nothing
Okay lads, shit is getting real with me and my GF.
I want to break up with her and I think this morning is when I'm going to do it.
For me, it feels like the relationship can't go on. I think we want two very different things out of a relationship and it's making me really unhappy that I can't provide for those needs without being someone that I'm not.
Because of that, it feels to me like the bad times outweigh the good times and it would be the best thing for both of us to end the relationship.
I really don't want it to turn hateful, and in a years time or so, I'd really like to just be friends with this woman.
My current plan is to ask when she's free and meet her at her place, have the conversation and get my mate to text me to tell me he needs my help so that I have a reason to leave.
How do you suggest I proceed from here /adv/ I feel like I'm walking to the fucking gallows.
>>16717192
This is bait
>>16717198
No it's not.
Please respond, this is my hour of need.
I feel stressed out, sad, angry and fantasize about killing myself for really no good reason. This used to happen to me every so often and I'd be fine but now it happens all the time. How do I stop this?
This used to be me. I attempted once. I would recommend not doing it. Just force the feeling out. Don't feed the sadness or else it'll get worse
>>16717154
"Without strife, the victory has no meaning. Without strife, one does not advance. Without strife, there is only stagnation."
―Yuthura Ban
>>16717154
Its not really "no good reason". Its reason is rather hidden. Most likely a dopamine intake issue
I'm 28 and my wife is 16, we're trying to have a baby. What preparations should we take? How long is the process? I'm very well-off financially so money isn't an issue.
>>16717146
You should prepare her bull
>>16717179
Please post something serious or stop shitposting or anything but 'le cuck' post.
>>16717146
>16 year old wife
What country are you from?
For all of us who are doing it or have thought about it, can we talk about success stories and give advice to each other.
This isnt the first time Ive done no fap, but its the first time Im keeping track of the changes.
Things I realized after 3 weeks of no fap that was wrong before
>I couldnt get a erection without touching my dick or watching porn
>I couldnt maintain an erection without touching my dick
>I didnt get the tingly feeling in my dick each time I saw an attractive woman
>completely desensitized to sexual appeal in clothing
>memory of sex with actual girls was blurry
>fucked up fetishes
>lethargic
Things that have improved after 3 weeks
>confidence boost
>more energized
>vanilla as fuck taste
>no longer aroused by glancing at gratuitous images of sexualization
>dont need to touch penis to get erect
>can get erect at the memory of sex
>wake up with boners sometimes
>erection last at least a minute with no stimulation (mental)
>No longer desire to fap
>Really only want to stick penis in vagina, nothing else.
About 3 years ago in college I went 6 months without fapping or porn and was probably me at my overall peak.
>pic related
Id rather fap to it than porn
Congratulations!
>>16716381
Thanks. Im still torn between whether or not going out and having sex is cheating no fap or not.
I think Ill decided after a a few more weeks.
>>16716375
Forgot to mention my flaccid penis is an inch and a half smaller. Which is good because it was fucking huge before and inconvenient.
Well,im typical 19 kissless virgin ugly ginger but I wanna improve and find a gf.
Realistically how can i make myself look attractive?
>>16716135
make some money you broke bastard
$= gross
$$= ew
$$$= eh
$$$$= look at him
$$$$$= what a catch
$$$$$$= you can do whatever you want to me daddy
Change your haircut like grow it out just a bit & style it & workout (BTW you look skinny but its just good to workout so dunt be offended) & BTW I'm a girl & I like gingers
fixed photo i think
>>16716140
yea but money can't buy happiness :P im not happy with my appearance
>>16716141
Thanks,im not that skinny though
I have nowhere to turn but /fit/..
My 3 friends got in brawl with immigrants.(Nothing serious though, few punches here and there)
I was there but did not participate, instead grabbed my mate and told them to run, so we did.
if I get interrogated can I get out hands free without giving up my friends?
I understand not /fit/ related but I have nowhere else to turn
Lol fcking dumb, say u didnt see anything.
>>16716019
But there were nearby cameras who recorded us fleeing from scene.
can I say an obvious bullshit like that?
>>16716018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
Today me and my gf slept for the first time and were supposed to lose our virginities
Except that couldn't get erect, for some reason, i think its because i find condoms awkward
Im 18 and shes 17.
How fucked am I?
Pic semi related i guess
>>16715988
Condoms are awkward, fuck her without one. If she is taking birth control and you pull out everything will be fine... you are both virgins so no stds.
You were nervous, end of story. Chill out, maybe smoke a joint before next time.
Will she think low of me?
She said its fone but cmon, i know shes disappointed
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I'm a guy going to reach 28 this year. How do I stop being depressed about being a virgin?
Pic related
>>16715932
get a hooker
you won't be getting any prime pussy right now for free, so go ahead
don't buy condoms she will have them without extra pay
>>16715932
I think you know damn well what has to happen
Fuck, fuck, fuck!!! I completely fucked up big this time, guys. I accidentally killed my girlfriend's dog.
She had this blonde German Shepard which she would leave with me to babysit whenever she went out of town.
But the other night, I was playing with it and couldn't help but noticed it's cunt. For some reason I got this idea of sticking my finger in there and playing around, which got me a little bit in the mood. I thought to myself that I should try everything at least once in my life, like my dad would advise. So I pulled down my pants and stuck my dick in it.
I kept going at it for a good while. But the closer I came to cumming, the more rough my thrusting grew. The dog started yelping in pain, but I was too close to climaxing to stop myself. Once I was done, I pulled out and jizzed on it's back, which then suddenly passed out and stopped breathing. In a panic, I rushed over to the vet, but she was pronounced dead on arrival.
They had to keep her overnight to investigate, and I couldn't think of any reasons to refuse that. So I just mindlessly let them take her, unsure on what to do next. Now I'm terrified they'll put the pieces together and Sherlock the fuck out of me. And even my terrified my girlfriend will find out too.
What do, /adv/? I'm thinking of skipping town and cutting contact with everyone.
>I killed my woman's dog by fingerfucking it too hard
well op, it's simple and clear
Kill yourself
Or hire a hitman on your own head so you're not gauranteed to hell
>>16715576
Read it again. He had sex with a dog.
Who /circumcised/ here?
I've been thinking a lot about how shitty it feels to be cut. I seriously cannot think of anything else. How do you guys cope with it? Is there anyway to make my penis sensitive again? Is foreskin restoration worth the time?
focus more on the sensation of orgasm, that's the best part of sex anyway. If you have a proper build up when you release you can actually feel the endorphins being released by your brain and can even get high off of it. It doesn't last more than a few seconds but it is a quite distinct sensation if you look for it.
>>16715421
But the orgasm will feel different while being cut.
>>16715410
You can't undo your circumcision so just learn to enjoy what you have. Restoration surgeries aren't really worth it unless you are in pain as a result of your circumcision
He /adv/ I've been wanting to do something new with my hair but I'm not sure what. Any advice? Any advice to improve myself overall?
pics of suggested hairstyles would be greatly appreciated as well by the way
>>16715394
Can't tsll you anything without light and higher quality.
Are you a boy or a girl?
