>>16699188
commit to a real companion and get a dog. cats are glorified stuffed animals.

I'm very allergic to cats and my parents got one anyway. I now live in my room because standing anywhere in the rest of the house will have me sneezing and itching in minutes.

get one if you're trying to keep your mom and sister away from you.

>>16699188

>tiny studio hobo apartment

Cats like space and shit. Don't get one until you have a better, cleaner, larger place to live. No need to subject something else to a low standard of living when it's not necessary.

Get a male Maine Coon. They're easy mode. Super cuddly, just the right amount of playful, beautiful coats, and healthy. They're also actually affectionate and form strong bonds with their owners, unlike some cats. The only downside is a lot of other people also have realized that so Maine Coon kittens get snatched up from shelters pretty quick, but I still see them often enough. Do not get a female cat, definitely don't get a tortoiseshell. That's hard mode. Don't get a Siamese (they're so loud.)

Don't listen to the prev. anon, he's...
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On the x/10 system, how many points does a guy usually gain if he progresses from an average build to fit?

>>16699271
4

Question for the girls, from a pretty inept guy.

When a girl is obviously, super obviously into me, in a situation where having casual sex is practical, what's the appropriate way to escalate to that? I find myself in situations like that a few times a year (anime cons, mostly), and they always slip away because I just don't have a clue how to present it. I feel like straight coming out and saying "let's go to my room" or "let's go fuck" is super weird.

Man if its legal and you're up for it.. and she's up for it who am I to tell you not to hit that?

I may be a 22 yo kissless, hugless virgin but really who am I to tell YOU not to hit that?

Go ahead and hit that

First off: Someone who is into that shit probably has a TON of issues, especially at 16.

Secondly: Because of her age she most likely cannot handle a fwb situation and will get emotionally attached to you and start acting fucking crazy and clingy.

I suggest moving on and finding someone closer to your age.

Also this is a SFW Board you filthy son of a bitch, so how about not uploading a pic of a halfnude bitch the next time?

But go ahead and hit that
>>16697722

Though I don't know why you would leave the US for Europe - heck I'm working my butt off to do the opposite! - you shouldn't think about citizenship for now.

Start of by moving and working over here for some years and then citizenship will come natural (most countries over here don't make you jump through hoops for that).

I hope my post was of some help

>>16697669
>a racist cesspool of sociopathic hyper capitalists

literally me

We're gonna make america great again

Trump 2016

You're a fool if you really think this or any election is going to bring such quick and distinct changes to your life that you will want to leave.

The grass is always greener. Stop looking for things to bitch about.

For 7 years (now i'm 24) me and my mother suffered through my father's wacko bipolar disease.

But for all those years I've refrained to try to have relationships with any girl (besides friendship ofc) because I had to support my mother and confront my father. Every time he was admitted to the psych ward it tore my heart.

I did that to keep my family from falling apart and probably me living on the street or probably dead because my father had a gun, but it was in the local armory and I asked the Public Ministry (Portugal) to destroy it. They've...
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>>16697442

OP here, I've been taking lithium (also just got off olanzapine) for 7+ years. I know what you mean, and can understand why you wouldn't want to touch this area in the circumstances you've been in.

But if you've got a bit of freedom now, do literally what I said in the OP. OKCupid isn't just for dating - I've made legit friends in addition to FWB and dating things.

Tried it. Barely got any replies and nobody seemed interested.

>>16697330
If she already made plans with you, that's kind of fucked up.
However, if you had never communicated an intention to spend time with her over spring break, you're being retarded.

>>16697359
The plans for looking at houses was definite since my lease on my current place is up in May. Other than that I just kinda assumed that was our time to spend together since we won't be seeing each other much.

Also that money she wanted to spend on vacation is money needed for our new place, especially since she's always saying how she needs to save for it.

bumping. could use some more opinions

what in the fuck is wrong with you?

What's wrong with casual sex? Do you know how many possible amazing women you have missed your chance with because of that stupid rule?

>>16696851
>I hate girls who have casual sex
>Sometimes when I'm having casual sex with girls, I find out that they had casual sex
>I'm disgusted
Holy shit, you're retarded.

>>16697344
Quit excusing your slutty ways. Slut.

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>>16696117
a solid 8/10
Any "ugly" perks only enhance your charisma, by making you YOU, and making you stand out.

>>16696117
fucking normies always asking for compliments

u look NORMAL. u would make a great bartender

>>16695897
he also made dinner reservations for us on it

>>16695897
You have no right to be offended if you didn't discuss the expected cost of presents beforehand.

Some people don't make birthdays a big thing - my girlfriend and I rarely spend more than $30 on each other.

If you didn't say you expected $100+ of gifts, he couldn't be expected to know.

TLDR: Communicate better

>>16695897
This has to be bait. I absolutely love it when my guy gives me gift cards to the places I love to shop, so that I can pick out the shit I really want instead of him having to guess.

>I just feel like it wasn't thoughtful.. and he didn't get me a card.
So you feel like a gift card isn't thoughtful, but a card created by someone else is? Do you not think that's incredibly stupid? Cards are wasteful and useless anyway, unless they're handmade.

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So it's like a "you feel this way, because everone is telling you you're supposed to feel like a helpless victim."

For example, men are raped in prison all the time, much more violently (and painfully) than what I described, yet many if them just cope with it, and move on.

Women were raped throughout history all the time, and the worst part was having a child from that person, some random knight or raider, not "muh feels."

It's just my thoughts, and especially when you think of Rape Culture... we live in a society in which...
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Im a dude but if I got raped by a man I'd kill myself. Maybe that's not relevant here.

Don't forget how sensitive (weak) women are.

>>16695891
I wouldn't kill myself.

If it happens it happens.

It'd be painful, for sure, since it'd be my anal virginity, but also, I know how to fight, so supposing it was a coupke dudes stronger than me, I'd probably get the ever living shit kicked outta me in the process.

It would suck, it'd be shitty, but with time I'd move on.

I certainly wouldn't start binging on drugs and playing myself up as some martyr or whatever though.

As for women, I disagree....
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>>16695075
You should post some titties

>>16695075
You owe yourself to give him one long explanation in text and then just block him. He doesn't need anything else to understand he's a dick.

>>16695081
I got banned last time I did on this board to "prove I was a girl" so sorry no

>>16694643
I see

1. Idolizing Elliot
2. Not genuinely interested in the grills as human beans, we can sense that
3. I sense you are a no hobbies boring fag also

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Because they are bored with talking to you and stop putting in any effort they don't want to hurt your feelings but hope you'll catch on and stop talking

>>16694410
How do I find people to rule the world with? I want to rebuild the Sith Order

Women, why lie if not interested? Spend time together for months and start bringing up dating a couple weeks after she breaks up and while she is looking for casual dating. Get closer and closer start spending more and more time together over a couple months until she says she doesn't date friends. By this point we are texting back and forth and sending pictures multiple times a day.

girls:

>talk everyday to her, throughout the day
>usually it's her that starts the conversation
>literally anywhere and everywhere she's not too busy to just talk about anything
>on new years eve on impulse called her
>ended up talking from 2am to 6am
>today I admitted I feel a but mean always teasing her abut everything
>she says actually that...
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>>16693742

http://lichess.org/iLqI7UUi

Come at me OP.

Also, list your languages.

first and foremost you should kill yourself

>>16693324
Why shouldn't they? Sitting there thinking "ohhemmgee I hope he asks me out" is borderline retarded behavior.

>>16693327
That's a behaviour a lot of people exhibit.

>>16693324
I've never asked a girl out and I've had 7 girlfriends. It's not just these days. It's been like that for awhile. My relationships go back 15 years. If a girl likes you and is interested she'll approach you. Just as a guy would approach a girl. It doesn't really matter who approaches who. There is no standard.