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so i have 4 ferrets Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, and Merry. I love them all except for Sam and I HATE her for no apparent reason. i hate her so much that some times i think of strangling her till she passes out (but to kill her i want her to suffer) and i dont know why. I do not feel this way toward any of my other ferrets. it scares me and i was wondering if anyone has a similsr case
>>16863995
You should not have ferrets. Sell them all.
forgot a not between "but" an "to"
>>16863997
I agree with this anon.
I picked off a piece of thread in the crotch part of my clean, washed underwear that touches the penis before putting it on but I forgot whether I remembered to wash my hands afterwards.
I am now extremely worried as to whether I have spread cum particles to everything in my house that I've touched. I know the underwear is washed, but I have found cumstains that failed to get completely removed in my underwear countless times.
Now I am extremely nervous about other people touching my hand, furniture or belongings and getting my cum particles on their hands....
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>>16863983
I meant: I don't remember whether I washed my hands or not afterwards. Now I've touched a lot of things in my house. At first I just tried to get over it, but now the idea of touching my friends and relatives with my hands and letting them touch my phone which I've touched is messing me up.
Usually I immediately wash my hands and all things I've touched but this time I've touched countless things. WHAT TO DO
Well, it's good that you don't want to fling your semen around the house, but you're definitely approaching OCD-quality concern about germs and such. Question is, do you actually need professional help, or are you just being fucked up?
Only you can answer that, OP.
>>16863991
Well basically I'm one of those super sensitive moralfag types (i've come to this board for other similar OCD-like sensitive things).
Basically I see cum as a sexual thing. And imagining the idea of my cum particles getting onto other people's skin makes me feel BAD, as if I've done something sexual with them.
If you want an explanation to why I have these problems, blame an overly strict, uptight and moral childhood contrasted by a demand that I have to be 'rough', 'easygoing' and 'that is what makes a man'.
Basically I was taught to be easygoing and manly but also to stay super clean and moral.
And my mum is just starting to realise how much she's messed with me now that I'm an adult.
Similar examples include mum getting extremely angry and offended when I said swearwords or said things like 'shit' or 'shut up' or 'what the fuck'. Whilst she tolerated other people doing it and told me to not be offended if they did it.
Another great example can be the fact that she gets super annoyed at the rubbish bin not being emptied every day however she'd wash the rubbish bin in the sink whilst it repeatedly hits the tap, the tap we drink from and wash vegetables with.
I need some help finding something to do with US law. On Quizlet it states they have to have your Birthdate to sign up to comply with US law, but I have never heard of such a law. Does anyone know which law they are referring to?
>>16863959
>quizlet.com/privacy
Probably something to do with the stuff under 'Children' and 'Safety on Quizlet' sections. 'Parental Rights' also makes reference to an Act, though I'm not familiar enough with US law to know what that's about. There's also a contact section where you can contact them to ask
>>16863992
Ah, that does shed some light. Thank you for your help. I should have thought of that before. It's brilliantly obvious now you've mentioned it.
My gf has an IUD which was making her more emotional, plus recently started/stopped taking some over the counter anti-depresents.
Now every day she starts a fight, she will say something incredibly offensive then act like a bictim when I get angry.
She's said stuff like:
>"You're the reason my life sucks"
>"Every day you give me a new reason to kill myself"
>Today she got mad because I couldn't remember if my housemate told me something I...
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Bump i feel so lost
IUDs don't make you crazy. Are you retarded?
>>16863957
iuds are non hormonal anon
she is mentally ill
look up borderline personality disorder
I need to see a psyc, I'm in Australia. Frequnt suicidal thoughts, and family issues
Sooooo.........
How about - y'know- you make an appointment NOW?
>>16863952
They charge money
call 911 and tell them youve been thinking about killing yourself, they'll send an ambulance to pick you up and take you to a psychiatric hospital where you'll be seen by a psychiatrist.
Hi /adv/, last week a friend of mine tried to kill herself. I only found out today when she had gotten out of the hospital and messaged me. So far I think I'm the only person in our friend group (other than her boyfriend) that she's told, unless everybody else already knows and they just haven't told me they know. I don't know any of the details, e.g., why she did it, where it happened, or how much she has recovered.
I guess right now I'm just stuck wondering: is there anything I could have done to prevent it? What should I do to support her?...
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>>16863919
She has a boyfriend. It's his obligation first and foremost.
There isnt any cure for being a sociopath, is there? Legit question, im not trying to be kool and edgy
Sure there is
Just become a psychopath
>>16863918
If you were a sociopath you probably wouldn't give a shit about not being a sociopath.
My dad is a sociopath. I know he could change. He's in therapy and after being 55 he finally is starting to REALIZE that HE might be the obstacle, not society. So, i'd say - mad progress.
He has a long road ahed but he can tot become normal if he keeps thinking clear like that.
Mr brother was born without hands and i see him crying all the time. He has no friends and hasn't spoken a word in nearly a year.
How can I be an awesome sister to him? He's 9.
>>16863906
>JUST MATURBATE HIM XD
pull the trigger for him
>>16863913
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/adv/ I have no idea what to do and am hoping one of you has the answer.
I had a big event a few days ago and a woman I've known for a while and deeply care for showed up after everyone was gone.
I got her text in the morning and we got into an argument about how she never hung out with me anymore. I haven't seen her in 4 months and she would sometimes flat out ignore my texts.
She replied saying she was pushing me and everyone else in her life away because of an event that happened last year and she felt she didn't she was important to me...
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>>16863882
you tell us. is she worth keeping in your life?
if ur answer is
>idk
then its probably 'no' but ur penis thinks otherwise.
I get boner every time I imagibe how someone is fucking my gf. At the same time I don't want her to cheat on me. Any cuckolds? Is it normal that it turns me on? Anyone has experience? (not eager to contact with pineses, so no homo)
>>16863863
>I get a boner every time I imagine how someone is fucking my gf
I get a hate boner and a tremendous desire to kill people when I imagine someone who isn't me fucking my gf.
>>16863863
i dont think its THAT weird. im not even that bad looking, but i wouldnt want to watch a porn starring me. so why would i fantasize about me fucking soemone i want to fuck? in fact in most of my fantasies my partner is being fucked by someone much older. doesnt stop me from enjoying ymself. i just kidna proxy myself into someone else.
its kinda like porn that way.
that being said if ur imagining someone else fucking someone while ur forced to watch, thats another situation entirely.
alaso,...
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>>16863863
Psychology texts say the cuckold fantasy is a disguised homosexual fantasy, the man imagining himself in the girl's place in the scenario.
Hey /adv/
I met this pretty hot girl at university about three weeks ago and we hit it off pretty well. I found out she has a boyfriend but I saw her at a party last week and we ended up getting a little physical and making out.
She recently started calling me "dude" or "bro" and even calls me her friend. How do I get those sweet sweet sugar walls or is it too late? WHAT DO am I in the friendzone???
>>16863857
She seems a bit easy, use protection at all times or BAM syphilis
>>16863874
then why she calling me bro and dude, bro
>>16863899
To feel less guilt probs
Hello /adv/.
I want to learn how to win at Black Jack. I already know the charts that give you the best probability of winning based on the dealer's up card and all that, but I would love to be able to sit down at a table and have a lot of confidence in my skill and knowledge of the game.
I'm going to be taking a vacation in Reno in a couple weeks, and I suddenly have this deep urge to learn how to count cards and apply it. I love the concept of Black Jack, and I feel like I would have way more fun at casinos if I knew how to play the system. The only thing I know about counting cards so far is that it's pretty much legal, very few people do it, and you can get yourself into some trouble with the casino if you make it way too obvious that you're doing it.
I really want to get good at 21. Also, where would be a good place to practice?
You can get good but casinos are fucked up man. They will shut you down if they suspect you're counting cards(or winning too much)
>>16863853
Yeah, that's exactly what I've been reading. And from a business standpoint, they're perfectly within their rights to refuse to let smart players sit at the tables, and conversely, a player is perfectly reasonable to try and take back some of the odds stacked against them.
What I want to learn is the basics of applying your card counts to your play, and then to learn some subtleties about keeping suspicion low. I'm not looking to scam a casino out of a huge amount of money, but like I said, I WOULD love to be known as the guy who knows what he's doing at casinos.
I have plenty of fun at casinos and I can make $100 last for several nights, but I mainly just sit there and lose my money very slowly while I try to have enough free alcohol to pay it off. I'm not actually good at it. I'm very excited to look into this though.
just fyi actual card counting isn't like in the movies where if you know how to do it you can just walk into the casino and break the bank, casinos typically stack decks 6-8 high on blackjack tables. I know for a fact that the Atlantis Casino in Reno does this, they do have a table that only stacks 2 high but its a $100 minimum per hand and who's rich enough for that shit?
Even with 2 high decks you're still gonna end up losing plenty of hands and if you can count cards it simply tilts the advantage a couple of percent into your favor so you need to use a huge amount of money and time to grind out a small "guaranteed" win.
I started lifting weights and losing weight in order to get a boyfriend, but now that I'm exercising regularly I've lost my sex drive and interest in guys
Is this normal? Is it the exercise? Or the diet? I don't even want to masturbate.
Cocoon mode it up. Make yourself better for you. Boys might like you if you put in years of progress.
>>16863793
if ur losing weight, you are exhausted. its hard to have libido when your body is literally eating itself. give it time and it might adjust to this. at the very least, your libido willl return when you plateau.
other factors is becoming busier and having ur emotions tied up in 'the hunger' that comes with weight loss. give it time.
>>16863793
i started lifting for girls and now i lift for myself. and my notion towards girls and stuff is back to normal. no gf and no motivation to talk to them. but can do sick body weight stuff other males cant.
how do i get girls on that fetlife site?
You certainly don't harass them.
Play by the rules and be nice. Go look at K&P occasionally to look at all the complaint rants with thousands of loves calling the stupid guys out. You'll know what not to do eventually.
