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What are some signs that you are friendzoned?
Her poon is not around your dick.
>>16864200
Wow anon, fantastic observation
If you've had feelings for her for more than two weeks, and you have not asked her out, then you have been friendzoned. Even one week is really risky.
Hey /adv/ im planning to have a pun competition in my own country.
>Is the competition format copyrighted?
>is the pun competition itself actually copyrighted?
>>16864189
Concepts - like a pun competition - can't be patented or copyrighted. But be very careful not to copy or even resemble any titles, graphics, typefaces, ads, or anything that by the wildest kind of misinterpretation could lead someone to confuse your operation with another one.
The world famous Russian Tea Room in New York sued a small local "Russian Tea House" in Denver and won, on the grounds that it could hurt their reputation if anyone thought they had a Denver branch so small.
my bf found 6xx dollars when he was on a smoke break from work. he pocketed it for himself and shared some of it with a couple of his co-workers. later, he found out it belonged to some guy who owns 2 clubs and knew he blows the money on coke, which was his justification for taking it...
my concern is if someone saw him and he gets eventually found out and get beaten up... am i over-thinking this?
If he gets beaten up, foment his wounds qnd suck his dick to make him feel l better. There is not much else you can do.
>>16864172
well i guess what i'm asking is, is 6xx enough to beat someone up? or is that pocket change for a guy who owns 2 clubs?
>>16864188
More than enough. It's a question of pride and principle that motherfuckers like you shouldn't steal from me.
Not really in need of huge life-changing advice, but what do I do in this scenario:
>I want to go to a movie premiere - my friends and I go to premiere's of movies regularly, especially late-night screenings
>My friends don't want to go/they want to see the film later.
Can I convince them to join me at the premiere, should I go alone or should I go with them later.
My apologies if this isn't the right place/this is a stupid question.
Going to the movies alone kinda sucks to be honest, even if you don't regularly talk to your friends during the movie.
Go later. Unless you're that big a fan that you'd enjoy seeing it twice.
>>16864175
>>16864173
Thanks.
Only reason I wanted to go on the premiere is because it's almost like a 'tradition' for us.
I basically just want to know where to start to get my life together.
>clinically depressed for years, seen counselors a few times, didn't help much
>second semester university, 3 courses
>work 1 day a week, enjoy my job, basically minimum wage, no upwards mobility
>not fat, out of shape though
>chronic procrastinator. only ever get things done very last minute, but I always do get them done
>due...
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Someone please help.
>>16864149
yeah you arent going to get some magic tip that makes it easy, fixing all that shit and getting to be a functioning person is an enormous amount of effort and no inspiration is enough to get through the grind
you have to start fixing these things bit by bit every day and not let yourself fall back into it
Speak in a Russian accent and wear coats
Hoping you guys might be able to shed some advice on this for me.
>be 18 year old me
>meet girl online
>form long distance relationship
>visit her for 2 months at a time twice a year for the next 3 years
>accumulate lots of photos of my trip and of girl
>break up after 3 years
>current girlfriend finds photos from my trips
>flips...
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She's being unreasonable. Memories are memories. She can't expect you to delete any reference to your past, just because she's now in your present/future. Your a part--a PART--of her life, but that doesn't mean she owns you. Partnerships don't work that way.
She may have issues.
>>16864148
She has no right to demand you to get rid of any of your photos, whether your ex is in them or not.
Everyone has a history and experiences - it's what builds us and makes us who we are. You can still have pleasant memories of travelling with your ex, even though you don't have feelings for her. If your current gf doesn't respect that, it's her own insecurity that's the problem.
No. Bitches be crazy, yo!
Post more pics of your trip.
My girlfriend is the woman I've been looking for all my life. She's everything I could ever want, but she told me something that I'm having a hard time looking past.
She was my first, and she's had 4 before me. I'm cool with that, it was her past, she at least has said respect for herself and never did anything too stupid. But today she said she ran into her sisters ex boyfriend, and it was really awkward. She then went on to say that he was her friends with benefits for a couple months. She's always been totally open about her sexual past...
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Why don't you just talk to her about it and why she didn't tell the truth. Anyway do you think she wants to know about all the wild fantasies you had for other women before you met her? Likewise i don't think you want to know about the stuff she did before she met you
>>16864136
I think it's extremely important at this point to explain to her that you are more upset about her kind of deceiving you by saying she thinks it's gross, when in reality she's done it before. She needs to know she can trust you rather than try to keep things from you. That is to ensure she doesn't do it again and so you can have a trusting relationship.
Make sure she knows you are more bothered by that than the actual things she's done, and also that she doesn't need to tell you about...
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Yeah, this feels off to me... you obviously don't totally trust her, which may or may not be justified but is an issue either way. If you think she's worth it, dig into this and satisfy your curiosity, and hope the relationship can survive if your suspicions prove wrong. There's no perfect answer to these kinds of issues.
i'm kind of confused. can you date a girl if you don't normally like girls? what are you supposed to do with them.
also what's the deal with boys amirite
>>16864122
>can you date a girl if you don't normally like girls?
Out-of-orientation attractioms happen sometimes. Kinsey believed that most people, straight or gay, experience at least one or two over the course of their lives (bisexuals may also experience some that work by the same mechanisms, but it would be harder to tell for sure).
So yeah, you can date them. It would be courteous to let them know that this is unusual for you, but that's the only real difference.
I recently acquired an 88 key digital piano to fill a void in my life and I was wondering what would be a good route to take in terms of learning? A book (and if so, whats a good read?) or a teacher?
I mostly want to be able to freestyle as well as read and play.
A teacher would be the easiest. Other than that, youtube is a great source!
The best way is to get thee to a piano teacher.
I'm an overweight female who's been trying hard on and off for serval years to lose weight. With no success, I've reached a point in which I no longer know what to do or how to motivate myself. My family has recently been talking to me about considering some weight loss surgery, I want more information but I'm not sure about it and I don't know who to ask. I'm also terrified of needles and hospitals stuff. Any success stories/things to calm my mind so I could agree to this?
Weight loss surgery has alot of issues
Bypass = malnutrition
Lap band = ban burst
Go on /fit/ and find a way
how overweight are you?
>>16864073
I have a better idea.
Go to /fit/ and read the sticky (mainly the parts about diet). Read it a couple times to really understand it and make a lifestyle change. Even if you do decide to have surgery you're going to need how to eat properly in order to keep that weight off.
>do everything right
>good looking, smart, kind
>"sorry anon i'm not even able to have a personal life around my friends, it's so difficult"
>wtf
>was led on forever
>spent time, money, effort
>friend-zoned
>f u c k i t a l l
what's wrong with me?
>>16864057
>do everything right
That's the problem. You are doing what everyone else says you should be doing. In reality you should be doing what YOU want to do. If she doesn't like it she isn't worth your time anyway. I promise you, if nothing else they will respect you a lot more for it.
>>16864057
You're not gay. That's your problem, women are like gay trannies. They don't make sense. It's like "I'm going to get a vag and then scissor with another grill." Or you could just stick your dick in the grill.
How do you be a marriage-worthy girl on the admittedly shady market of online dating sites?
Here's my list:
> be young
> be pretty
> thin or fit
> pleasant personality
> have hobbies other than watching movies and eating at restaurants and hanging out with friends
> girl hobbies that keep you fit, like yoga, dancing, swimming, running
> girl hobbies...
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marriage-worthy?
maybe you need to just start looking for dates
>>16864054
This. You're kind of putting the cart ahead of the horse here
>>16864054
Yes, but you have to be asked out by marriage-minded men. To do that, you have to be a certain type of woman.
>your phone isn't for listening to music! That's what your radio is for!
How am I supposed to respond to this?
>the year is 2000&16
>being this stuck up
>ishiggy
It might not have the same effect irl
>>16864049
Your phone isn't for communication, that's what 160MHz is for. Get with the times.
Tell them to fuck off
I was thinking of making a visual novel just based on memes for the /sp/ haxball league, but then i loaded up renpy and remembered i'd have to code
fuck
im just a glorified ideaguy and even if i could write the script of the story, figure out the memes/scenarios, acquire pics/screenshots of the site...i'd still have to do rote bullshit like labeling "image bg meme1 = meme1.png" and shit like that
how good is renpy at streamlining this? where i can just tell the program where a file is and it can "fill in the blank" and just...
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>>16864028
We're not really the place for this sort of thing, but /vg/ has a couple of running threads that may be able to help you. Look for the Amateur Game Development General thread (which is usually tagged with /agdg/ to make it easier to find in the catalog) in particular. English Visual Novels (normally tagged /evn/) may also be able to help.
I'm not sure how to ask out a girl or where to go
DO NOT PROCEED ANY FURTHER TOWARDS THIS FEMALE.
Sounds like you got some confidence and self-esteem issues. Talk to other cute girls and get a groove of how different every girl is. Then go for the kill.
>>16864032
We really click though.
I've just never done it before that's all.
>>16864038
>you: hey, wanna go to x location and do y activity with me on z day/time?
>her: yes/no
>you: okay cool
>proceed from there
Yes, it's as easy as it sounds.
