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Girl here;
Anyone have tips on cheating on the boyfriend and not getting caught?
>>16869887
Come on man, really? You're better than that. I know you're better than that. This was lame.
0/10
>>16869895
wow rude
Don't be a slut.
Also, ok bait, made me reply.
I left my last job because my boss was a major asshole.
>Why did you leave your last job?
How do answer this on an application without lying?
>>16869690
Unfair treatment? Poor management? Just expect that if you get an interview to explain it.
>>16869692
Does stating, "Communicating with the President proved difficult and timely," scream ineptitude?
I received two $1 raises in the first five months...is stating that a good or bad idea (in a cover letter)? Also, in my exit interview, he asked what he could do to get me to stay (multiple times)...is that okay to state; I have considered saying something along the lines of, "Fully trained replacement, as I turned down the President's request for me to stay."
good/bad/????
>>16869690
By "lying" through omission? You can tell them other things that are true.
>I didn't feel there was a lot of room for growth, and I want to take a step forward with my career.
Not a lot a room for growth because your boss is a fucking asshole (they don't need to know that).
My ex messaged me asking to be friends again, and I've been hanging out and chatting with her on a daily basis for a month now... It was stupid of me since it was inevitable that I would catch feelings again even though she has a boyfriend. How do I get over her?
Don't do it OP.
They're your EX for a reason...
>>16869424
Dude dude dude no. I fucking got dumped a week ago and I fucking know better than you. Dont fucking contact her at all.
>>16869424
>even though she has a boyfriend
Holy shit dude, you must really love torturing yourself anon :( Don't do that..
>How do I get over her?
You accept that it's over. This process will take time and it will hurt, there's sadly no way around it. Take a week off and lie crying in bed all day and after a month or so you'll be better. That's the way and everybody who had a serious relationship will agree with me. Accept the...
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Where do you go when you don't have friends and live in a rural town without a car? I haven't left my house in 5 months and I'm starting to feel like I'm getting cabin fever.
I'd go on a walk, but I'd just be aimlessly wandering around and there really isn't anything to see.
>>16869402
>I'd just be aimlessly wandering around and there really isn't anything to see.
That's because you're all in your head nigga. There's always something nice to see no matter where you are.
Oh, and I also don't have an expendable income, and this area is so rural that there isn't even public transportation.
Am I doomed to isolation?
>>16869417
But.. I mean, literally, there's nothing I haven't seen before. I've walked around this town hundreds of times, lived here for most of my life. I've seen it all.
Disney movies make me sad. So much happiness in such a cold world. Is there justifiable reason to kill yourself when you've been suffering consistently for 20 years? I mean we're all going to die anyway, and I'd rather be in control. Soon I will probably be homeless when my abusive family kicks me out and I have two lumps on my head that may be cancer. I also know that every human is fucking suffering and that makes me feel deep sadness. The future is hopeless and I am trapped in my own bull shit and misery. I will never be sexually involved with a girl. I'm...
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Why are you watching Disney movies?
>>16869053
is that relevant?
>>16869065
Of course it is.
Just found out my gf is pregnant yesterday. No idea what ill do. I never really pictured marrying her. She won't even consider an abortion. I feel like my life is over. I have no idea how this happened she was on the pill and i almost always pull out
Fake death, start life in another state/country under new identity.
She prob fucked another guy, im sorry anon
Get a test and gtfo if it isn't yours, thats really all you can hope for
>>16868774
>almost always
I'm laughing way too hard at this.
Honestly bro, man up and take care of your child. Your life is far from over; it will just change. Being a father will help develop you into more of a man and will give you a chance to pass your knowledge onto your children.
Such as always pull out.
Is it shallow to leave my boyfriend over a bad sex life?
>together 2 years, lived together for 1
>took his virginity
>was ok at first, then had anxiety/erection issues
>worked through it, then had troubles lasting
>more erection issues
>has trouble finishing too quickly still
>has basically no control over his dick, forget me even trying to cum vaginally
Sex...
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Honestly it seems like every guy I've been with has had this problem. I'm starting to think that decent sex is just a myth.
If you can find a guy that lasts during sex don't ever let him go.
You probably should leave him, and really hope you can find a decent guy.
My opinion, based on what you just wrote, is that you wouldn't be in the wrong for wanting to leave him. Honestly, if nothing is working out, maybe you two aren't meant for each other.
>>16868594
No honestly.
Or you could play with toys and try new things in bed (hint hint).
My gf said I could do anal with her ONLY if I let her finger me during sex. Is this worth it? I'm pretty nervous about this.
>>16868503
Duh. You might even like it.
Just don't forget to prepare your anuses properly, both of you.
>>16868510
Des just a finger feel good. My past experience with anal "stimulation" was awful. I have anal scarring .
OP, I hate to say this, but the odds are good that this is a bluff. She doesn't want to do this at all, but doesn't want to come out looking like the limiting factor either, so she offered a trade that she thinks you won't take.
Call the bluff or not, as you choose, but don't take the deal unless you're prepared to see it through.
How the fuck do people move out? It's literally fucking impossible you need like 2000 dollars for a car another 2000 to start renting and then an apartment is like 800 a month.
I live with literally the shittiest parents ever and I need to get the fuck out. They stay up until like 3 am slamming doors and yelling and talking and then they wake up at like 9 and cook a shit load of smelly food and then they just sleep all day after ruining my sleep. The entire house is old as fuck and broken down filled with mold and asbestos and the Windows all leak a shit load of...
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>>16868342
have you tried explaining your problem to them?
>>16868349
Yes they don't care
>>16868351
have you tried flipping out and really having a go at them? if someone in my house was being this annoying i would flip my shit. of course they are your parents and you should respect them but it just sounds like they are being pathetic.
My boyfriend's toilet is filled to the brim with shit. 2 weeks worth of piss and shit and his house stinks. He hasn't changed the bed sheets in over 5 months, the bath has soap scum building and noticed that he doesn't do basic chores.
He believes because he works, this is normal and that most people do not upkeep their homes if they work... He spends most of his weekends and weeknights on the couch when he's not working.
When I ask him to do these things, he tells me I am nagging. When he does these things, he points them out and wants me to...
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That's disgusting. If you want to spend your life wiping his ass, keep him around.
We all have different levels of cleanliness (me: shiny, my SO: tidy). You work it out and compromise. But I've lived with people like him and they are disgusting. In fact, one got an horrific mouth infection from never fucking cleaning and chewing on her filthy hands. Gag.
>>16868206
He's a manchild. Really gross.
>>16868206
>my boyfriend can't flush a toilet
I think your boyfriend is clinically retarded
>I literally have no hobbies in life.
All my current "hobbies" are considered half-assed or i don't even do them right. Let's just say its like this- My friend's hobby is anime, and he watches it very well (finishing around 700 series) so he has a type of "achievement" of his hobby,proof that he really likes watching anime.
Everyone has something they are really good at. Me? i don't know what my "hobbies" are although i do like something like "technology" yet i lack enough study or...
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What do you like?
My hobbies:
>drawing
>writing
>making greentext lists
>hiking
>etc.
>>16867922
Watching 700 series of anime isn't an achievement anon, it's incredibly sad
And hobbies are down to your own sense of achievement, not what some clown thinks
seems to me like "hobbies" are a way to get you to buy shit you don't need to make others money or else you only have an "interest"
I'm 19, been seeing my girlfriend for a month and a half now, was a virgin before her( guess I still kind of am) tried having sex a couple of times like a week in with a condom but I just flopped after , but thought it was just the condom. Now tried it without one and couldn't stay hard, I lose it very fast when I go on top, I put the tip in like twice in and out when I was on top but then just flopped. What's wrong with me? I lose my hard on within like a few seconds if there's no stimulation so I lose it before she even puts it in when she's on top...
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Stop masturbating and watching porn. Unless you enjoy ed. Also run more.
Yeah don't fap but are you stressed? Nervous? I get stage fright when I'm with a new girl so maybe you're just freaked out.
My first girlfriend was super nice and would put on the condom for me. Was sexy and stress free.
Try not being on top. It's proven that increased blood flow in that position is bad for keeping an erection.
Let her be top, and keep the room temperature a little bit cold. Child will help keep the blood vessels constricted, and keep your erection up.
Hey /adv/ I could use your help bigtime.
I recently got out of a five year long relationship with this girl.
It was not mutual, she fell out of love with me, the problem is I still have a lot of feelings for her.
The problem is the following, she still wants to be friends with me. Now I’ve had relationships before, and we never were friends after. But she says that I was a hugely important part of her life and that she cares about me, just no longer in a romantic way.
How do I respond to that though? I don’t think I can deal with that. I can’t just be her...
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She says theres a part of her that loves me, not romantically but the kind of love you have for someone you were with a long time. And she wants me around but its just hurting me so incredibly much. I can’t bear it.
Should I just delete her from everything and move on? Also, tips on getting over heartbreak? I feel like shit, so much. I can’t eat, sleep or do anything. Even in my dreams she’s there, I don’t have any peace.
When people break up it rarely is even. One person usually loves the other person a lot more.
>Is it normal to be friends with your exes?
Nope. It can work if neither of you have feelings for each other.
Cut off contact with her and maybe get in touch with her in a few years when you're over her. You're going to be devastated when she finds somebody else and even more devastated when she is happy with him and you're unhappy.
>>16867736
In my opinion seeing how you say you feel about this situation, it's not a good idea. I don't think you can honestly be friends with an ex right after you end a relationship lasting more than 6 months. Maybe a year from now when the wound isn't fresh. Maybe never. Just don't fool yourself, staying close after a long term relationship will only give you false hope and prevent you from moving on with your life.
There is this cute Indian girl at my office who is a secretary at the front desk that I think has a thing for me. I had to ask her to fix my key card today and she was giving all the signs that she like me as we had a short conversation but I just left it at that. I want to make a move but I don't really know how to do that without some booze in me. She works at the front desk so I could really just go up to her and talk to her any time I want...I just don't know what to say. Any ideas?
>>16867599
Ask her if she would like to hang out outside of work. Make sure she is not seeing anyone else. I made a mistake like that a week ago m8
I would ask if she has a boyfriend. If yes then just say lucky guy or something and walk away.
>>16867599
It's a receptionist's job to be friendly with everyone, so don't leap into assuming anything personal. Chat with her some more, and if she seems to like you personally, ask her to lunch.
So, my girlfriend of two months has completely fallen for me. She loves me and says I'm the best she's ever been with. She always calls me a complete gentleman, tells me I'm the best, always respect her and like for who she is. She said I'm basically her prince charming.
Here's the thing, she's my 1st girlfriend. I've lost my virginity to her and I like her a lot as well. I don't love her yet and she knows this but I'm starting to fall for her. I've never had a girl care and love me for who I am as much as this.
My...
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>>16867218
It's fine.
Just don't take that for granted no matter how easy it is.
Also know that the way she is towards you now will not last and she will calm down a bit in a few months and act normal with you most of the time.
This is just how a relationship progresses so definitely take note of that and don't think it's weird.
Good luck buddy, I was in your situation over a year ago and I would not want to go back to that time simply because it gets way better as you get to know them...
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>>16867250
This.
Sounds like you've got a real nice thing going, OP.
Don't be too hasty or presumptuous, don't sweat the petty stuff, but remember to use common sense.
>>16867218
well after women are done riding the cock carousel with the bad boys they begin to appreciate poindexter like you op.
