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what is the best approach to date and hookup with an asian girl ?
sideways
Live in an area with a lot of Asian women.
I recommend moving to Asia.
>>16880666
Make lots of money and buy one... Oh, you mean an "asian-american" woman. Yeah, they are pretty much the same as the rest of american woman, and god knows no one on this site is going to be able to help you with them.
What's bothering you?
You'd be disgusted at how many times ive almost clicked the unblock button in the last 24 hours.
im still alive
>>16876290
I farmed 8000 blood echoes to find out that the pile driver weapon was for STR based characters not Skill
My dad passed away like 3 months ago and his best friend has been looking out for me. He helps me a lot, I'm only 19 and I've never been on my own before so if I need something he helps me out no matter what it is. I'm pretty fond of him, I've known him since I was little.
He was over at my apartment yesterday and everything was normal and whatever. He asked me how I was holding up being on my own and I said it was really hard and stressful. He said it didn't have to be and I asked what he meant. He got really serious and he said he was going...
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>>16880460
I feel like something is a foot here
Do what you think it's right senpai if I was your dad is kick the shit out of him tho
>>16880460
>Would I be a bad person to be his girlfriend?
LOL, yeah I can see this working out great, fresh meat for that old guy to play with.
Meanwhile you'd get to sleep with this old guy, which I'm sure is great for you.
Then when you're 31, he'll be 60. Sounds perfect to me! Imagine how attractive he'll look at 60. You'll be hot for his meat all the time, I bet!
This isn't really advice, but it's something I want to ask. Why do so many non-Asians fetishsize Asian girls when white girls are objectively the best-looking? Don't you realize that the average Asian girl looks nothing as hot as this?
>>16878968
the average white woman looks like shit
>>16878968
I dont fetishize asians but I do prefer dating them, I find the personalities I'm attracted to are much more common in asian women and extremely rare in white women
nerdy, shy and feminine, but at the same time very strong and independent
>>16878976
Yes, but on average, the white race has more hot girls than Asians. Very few Asians look hot without photoshop, cosmetic surgery or white heritage
Be me 19, in relationship for 8 months with girl. Break up yesterday unexpectedly. We were going on a trip. Tells me at the last minute,
"She can't go, she is in a bad place right now and needs to stay home"
Conversation shortly ends after me asking questions
She says she needs 30 days and I told her to just forget us entirely.
She has been hanging around her older sister who influences her a lot. With her plans and alc and drug decisions.
Her older sister broke up with her boyfriend days before, I think she talked my girlfriend into not going...
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>>16878263
>I would really love to get back with her but, should I? Is it worth it?
Why would you? She's allowing a shitty family member to take priority over you, and they're even going to the same place you two were going? That sounds like a crock of shit, probably a cover-up for something.
>>16878272
>why would I?
I've been asking myself this. Idk I just somehow see good in her, but i know there's bad in her. I'm usually happy with her. But I'm also very attached to her. We spend almost every night of that 8 months together. We been through a lot together in just 8 months
>>16878277
8 months isn't shit, and I guarantee everything you have 'been through' can be easily trivialized.
First serious relationship with a female that you actually care about, right?
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No matter how much you build yourself up, no matter how much your girlfriend appears to love you, she will absolutely 100% leave you for a man who is wealthier, better-looking, more powerful and interested in her.
True or false?
yeah
Basically.
nope. Hypergamy is real, but it's not an absolute ranking, I've left a few alpha widows behind.
I'm finally getting a girlfriend for the first time in my life in my 20s
what can I do to be the best boyfriend I can be for her?
she's a quiet, shy, introverted person
Don't rush anything. If she's an introvert, don't force her to do anything and don't only do things you want to do. That stuff comes later on. Try to just spend time with her and get to know each other. Find out what she likes and get to know her. This is the time that you take to grow in each other.
>>16877907
COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING
DONT OVERTHINK THINGS
Don't be a jealous boyfriend.
Don't be passive aggressive.
Don't be overly clingy.
Don't keep score (i.e. doing nice things for her expecting things in return).
Those are the most common pathetic boyfriend behaviours, especially among 'nice' guys. I've been through all of them before and it's easy to fall into them without noticing. If you don't do those things, and just make your time together fun and enjoyable, then you're already ahead of most boyfriends.
I'm jealous of my boyfriend because he has sexual things he likes and I can't seem to enjoy anything during sex except to masturbate, which just makes me feel like there's no point having sex except to please him.
We've run out of things to try sexually so at this point sex is just something for him to enjoy. And he's probably fucking other girls too so the only thing I'm getting out of sex is exposure to diseases.
How do I stop being jealous of his sexual enjoyment?
By accepting the fact that you're responsible for your own lack of pleasure/enjoyment and that he's not to blame and you shouldn't be a bitter blame-transferring cunt about it.
>>16877694
Have you tried other girls?
use a condom ffs. other than that maybe you are kinda asexual? do you honestly seek sex, or it's something you do because he wants to fuck and that's it
I've been thinking more and more that this planet would be so much better if about 90% of men were gone. I dream about to random bars and just tricking gross fucks into following me and then looking into their panicked, stupid eyes as I pull the trigger. I don't even own a gun, and have been on the shy/quiet side my whole life. It's not just rapists I want to hurt. Even casual misogyny infuriates me. I'm addicted to reading sexist shit online, it gets me worked up in a rage and I masturbate thinking about causing pain to these anonymous shitdicks. How can...
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You obviously just need a good dicking.
>>16877638
I sometimes wonder if I imagined /adv/ being at 50% genuine threads back a few months rather than the 95% troll threads now.
>>16877638
I give this one 2/10. I'm feeling generous today.
I have a friend who is a nerdy obese girl. She isn't very attractive and is kind of a sperglord, I hung out with her because i like playing video games with her. A couple months ago she asked me out of the blue if she could touch my sick, from then on she's been getting me off on the regular. Lately i have been wondering why... She's dressing how i tell her, wearing make up and styling her hair, wearing lingerie under her clothes, sucking me, jacking me, using her tits.
I don't want to break off what's going on, its way too good, she gets me off...
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It's going to hurt her if (1) you're not clear that this isn't going to go anywhere, and (2) you start treating her like a sex object instead of a friend.
Campsite rule applies.
>>16877372
Train her into your perfect girl. It will take time and probably physical fitness. Also sounds like you guys have a connection. Wife her up if your successful.
>>16877372
Even I you made this up, you're getting me hard as a rock. Post more.
I'm sure you're probably hurting her, but at the same time she's having fun isn't she. You SHOULD fuck her and other fat girls. You lucky son of a bitch.
Okay so, I'm confused with myself.
I find women visually appealing. I masturbate while thinking of their bodies quite frequently. I like to touch their bodies too, and I'm not a virgin.
Now thats all well and good, but here's where my confusion sets in. Not once in my entire 3 year relationship (2.5 of which I lived with her) did I initiate sex. She was always dtf, and constantly threw herself at me, but most of the time I would turn her down. We would go months at a time without sex, and it didn't bother me. She on the other hand, would feel...
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Self bump
I'd really like some insight on this.. It's been on my mind for weeks now.
If you you masturbate regularly, find naked bodies sexually arousing and generally have sexual thoughts, you're not an asexual. Not wanting to fuck as often as others, or being disinterested in the act itself just means you have a low sexual drive.
There can be various reasons for why that is.
is a getting a happy ending from a massage parlor considered cheating?
>>16877315
Cheating is defined by your individual relationship boundaries.
In most relationships, yes that's definitely cheating.
no of course not
>>16877315
Why wouldn't it be?
How can I get a sweet blind or mute girlfriend?
>>16876475
Look for and speak to one.
With a knife
>>16876475
>>>>>/vg/
The blind one is a bitch, though. The legless blonde is a slut.
What are some things that guys do that make you cringe? Nothing easy like wear a fedora and whatever, like what physical features makes you cringe with a guy, what are some things guys say or do that make you cringe. This is open to guys and girls im a guy and I'll start
>I cringe when I see really tall skinny lanky guys walk around because they swing their arms so fucking hard.
>>16876262
I've never seen tall guys swing their arms hard.
>>16876262
Immasculated manlet detected
>>16876265
There is this kid in my college class who when he walks his arms go like half way up near his chest I swear to god. And he is always like half walking and half running. And a bunch of other shit that I don't feel like adding
So, I'm a young, fit college student and there was this older coworker of mine who became gym buddies with me who I had a crush on. His wife, while not necessarily bad looking, is pretty average, and they were going through a rough patch in their marriage over some things. I have a major fetish for fit older men, and one thing lead to another and I ended up confessing to him, saying I would keep it quiet, she would never have to know, etc. Every time I have done this in the past, the guy has accepted and it was good for both of us. But not this time.
This time, he...
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Do it op, they are interested in a threessome
>>16876235
are you a dude or a chick?
sounds to me like shes going to make things uncomfortable, or more so then they already are. she wont physically assault you if you dont act like a twat. frankly you should just never see either of them again
>>16876235
>he jerked away from me like I was some sort of snake
That's because you are
7/10, made me reply, and the scum of this board makes your story believable
