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Why are men so much more desperate to get a gf than women are for a bf?
You never hear any >tfw no bf either on here or irl. It seems like for all the feminist memes, men are actually the gender that seeks commitment.
>>16883564
Have you ever been to tumblr? It's literally a female mirror of 4chan.
Tumblr: Bawwwwww why can't I get a bf to love me? Fuck it they are all misogynistic shitlords anyways I don't need them
4chan: Bawwwwww why can't I get a gf to love me? Fuck it they are all hypergamous whores anyways I don't need them
Meanwhile in real life: happy couples of well-adjusted, healthy people who you don't hear about because they are busy being with each other
>Why are men so much more desperate to get a gf than women are for a bf?
Beecause men are bigger pussies emotionally
> You never hear any >tfw no bf either on here or irl
Wrong. Lurk moar faggot.
>It seems like for all the feminist memes, men are actually the gender that seeks commitment
Seek IRL experience over believing the Internet, neckbeard.
>>16883564
Men feel more defined by their sexual and relationship skills than women. Lonely young men (ie all of 4chan) spent their teenage years failing to get women, or chasing after someone who didn't love them, so it's even worse for them because continued failure perpetuates what they already feel.
People need to learn to be comfortable in themselves first.
>be me
>loser, no friends, kissless virgin, late 20's
>spend all time indoors in front of computer
>have many coworkers
>early 20's
>always hanging out with friends, traveling, going to parties, talk about things they've seen on snapchat/facebook, doing interesting things themselves, most are confident, outgoing, "alpha" types
h-how do i compete with...
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>>16883137
Be more interestimg yourself. You obviously aren't getting that much life satisfaction from your indoors life in front of a computer, since you're longing for a gf. So try doing social things based around your interests, even if your interests are needy. For instance I had a flatmate a few years ago who was (genuinely) autistic and antisocial. He collected board games and never had anyone except me and our other flatmate to play them with, and then steadily alienated us to the point where we never even...
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>>16883151
These are some low, low goals we're aiming for. Jesus, that's depressing.
>>16883151
i don't even have any good interests. i watch films and read literature, that's about it. it seems like i can only really do solitary hobbies since i don't have friends.
whereas my coworkers have hobbies. some more than others. one of the guys who i worked with recently:
>good looking, confident, has funny stories (almost all about parties)
>plays a ton of sports
>has a large group of friends he does...
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I use to struggle with girls for all of highschool and a good chunk of my time in college.
I changed that by dropping all my hobbies, focusing on working out at the gym, wearing fashionable clothes and talking solely about shit everyone else is interested in.
Although this has finally got me the pussy I craved, it makes me feel kind of hollow inside. I had to changed completely the person I was in order to succeed :-/
anyone else feel this way?
I didn't have to change a lot, just improve the features of my personality which worked in my favour with women.
That's probably true for you really.
>>16882941
Sounds like you overdid it. This is not uncommon. You can start reintroducing your old interests at any time. Just go slowly, and don't go overboard.
>>16882957
I acted normal to get a girl, got married eventually then stopped interacting with all other people in real life outside of work, filled my room with moe anime posters and figs and come home to roll on the floor dressed as umaru-chan when I come home from work. Joke's on her
Maybe I should get a kig...
The Normies Guide to Success
So I've been having this urge in my brain pushing me to write this for my fellow robots and failed normies for awhile now. I can no longer put it off.
I'm hoping someone can take my advice and help their life.
I'm an old fag (30's) and a lot of this comes from my personal experiences. Other stuff comes from things I've seen with my friends and people I know.
This guide is mostly about obtaining a gf since that seems to be whats mostly talked about here. My thoughts are kinda sporadic and random,...
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I'll start with looks since every robot is stuck on that.
Robots like to say Chad this Chad that. But the truth is far more complex than that. First of all, lets throw Chad out the window. He is nothing more than the /r9k/ booogie man. He scares you back into your bedroom and gives you an excuse to give up.
A hot looking guy is great for that guy and for the girls that chase him. Fortunately for us, most guys are normies...hence the word. I see plenty of Stacies (9/10) but I'm not stuck on getting one when i could have a more normal girl. It doesnt mean...
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Having good hygiene will start you off as a solid 5 and put you in normie territory. Unless you have a facial deformity or just plain obese, then you have more to overcome. But considering lots of guys fail at hygiene, having it will put you ahead of a lot of the competition.
/fitness/ - Exercise is great for you and is encouraged. You will see many posters claim it is an end all for getting a girl. What fit geeks fail to realize is you still need social skills to succeed with women, which we will cover later. I love /fit/ but lots of them take the woman mentality...
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Cardio is great for your heart and while not for building mass, is perfect for becoming ottermode. Ottermode is nothing more than having a low body fat content. And it is the #1 preferred body for women according to numerous studies. This falls in the 9-15% body fat range. It's hard to get to, but again it's easier for men. Just eat healthier and work out. And pick some type of regiment and stick to it.
If you can't achieve ottermode, don't fret. As I've said before, it's more important for women to be attractive and fit than it is for men....
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Yesterday I decided I was finally, actually going to commit suicide. I wrote my suicide note, I set my alarm to go off at 2AM - when my parents would have been fast asleep - tidied my room, and stashed my spare house key in my pocket. My alarm never went off, though. And now I'm here, living the day I shouldn't be alive for, with absolutely no idea what to do next. My alarm never went off. Does that mean anything? Where do I go from here?
>>16882562
a)What's your issue(s)?
b)This place sucks for advice and at most all you'll get is fortune-cookie shit.
Seek psychiatric care.
Killing yourself is a waste of your fucking time when you can be doing something with your life.
Everyone is committing suicide. Every day.
They just don't have the bravery or unmitigated gall to realize life is ticking away. They are afraid and hide from it until they reach a point in their lives they realize every day they go to sleep they might not wake up and become afraid of going to bed.
Some people commit suicide with a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain at hand.
Some people commit suicide working a job for 40 years for idiots not making any real money.
Now there's being willing to end it because you have unresolvable problems....
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So I was walking in rain with wet socks for about 4 hours, NY right foot looks like this now but left foot is fine I'm so freaked out.
My guess is it isn't fungus(I hope) and the sock was cotten so it had those cotton balls.
Plz will my fucking skin heal back to normal?
My guess is th
Better pic
>>16882478
Relax. It's the same wrinkly skin thing that happens if you sit in the bath too long, combined with ridges from waling on crumpled socks.
>>16882478
>gray-brown flesh
>all bubbly and shit
>part of the upper skin sitting like a worn sheet over more gray shit
Uhhhhh... I'd start by taking a foot file to that heel and getting all that nasty shit off your foot pronto. Then if it looks wholesome, good, but if not, see a fucking doctor, shit looks gross. Like maybe it's just a bunch of dead skin, but jesus, my feet have never looked like that from any sock.
Are there any advantages to learning a new language?
>>16882433
Yes.
Yes, it always looks good on a resume, it's kinda special when you talk to a native person on a trip or something...and you feel extremly cool when you realize you can understand this language
Don't respond. Brandon makes the same thread everyday
Hi /adv/,
My father has been diagnosed with end stage cancer and we have to get rid of our three cats because the smell is affecting him. My mom had packed all three of them into one small kennel and was planning to go leave them outside a shelter in the middle of the night while it is cold, windy, and raining hard. When I asked why not wait till morning and do it properly she argued it would take too much time/effort, despite the shelter being 10 minutes down the road. Luckily I stopped her and will be taking them in the morning to surrender them properly.
What I...
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you do realize those animals are almost certainly going to be euthanized, right?
>we have to get rid of our three cats because the smell is affecting him.
What? Get a job and take care of the cats dude.
>>16882187
You should kill your mother.
Her inability to feel empathy toward animals means she will likely kill a person in her life. Maybe she already has.
If you could stop someone like Jeffrey Dahmer or BTK, wouldn't you?
I personally wouldn't because I think they were awesome, but you would, right?
Is this normal? (Yes another lonely fag thread)
I'm 24. male.
I haven't had many dates or female encounters. I don't know why this has happened. I assume I'm too awkward or some shit.
Either way I spent my life since grade 9 high school (14 years old) planning to finish college and such to get rich and be successful. And I have and I am making a lot of money now at a really really good job. But now I'm starting to regret going through those experiences with girls.
I feel pretty lonely at times, I just want a smart pretty...
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>>16882136
It will be okay
pc>console
>>16882136
>I just want a smart pretty girl that won't leave me
get a dog
Please I don't know if what I got is what I paid for. They said it's a gram of loud. It smells pungent but looks like shit imo. The lighter is a mini one so. Yes please tell me what I got
This cost me $15 btw
>>16882000
where are you from this seems normal but I'm located in GF ,ND
looks right to me, might be outdoor bud looking at the stem. if the nug has purple on it its even better
Post your dating profiles and help others who post theirs.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Hondastatic
>>16881800
Femanon here. I think your description is very nice. It's a good mix between humorous, down to earth, having interests and being a good person. The thing i PERSONALLY don't like is the smoking. But that's just my preference. Good on you on being honest. Also, check the spelling of kaleidoscope.
The other issue are the pics. You look so different in them. I have NO idea how you look now. And they aren't really flattering. I'm sure you could take better ones! The snowmobile one is ok. It's...
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>>16881832
What's the best way to open up a conversation with a girl? The ones I message usually have the same interest as me (nerdy stuff, outdoorsy stuff, music) but I feel like I come off as a dope.
>>16881844
I usually look at their profile and find out what they do for fun, then I'll message them something like
>I found you on my matches. That means we're supposed to watch netflix and cuddle, right..
or
>How does this work? We're dating now, right?
Usually works if they think I'm attractive. Just met a cute asian girl on okc who's up for casual sex. Used the first line on her.
What is sex? Why do humans need love? What is love? How does a man deal with heartbreak? What does it mean when a man fantasizes about a girl whom he knows nothing about?
Why do I post here amongst these young adults looking for the same thing i'm looking for? This adv board was invented to ease the tentions of hormones. The body wants what the body wants, and I can't get that. I can't get what the body wants.
People say, whether it be internet, friends, and family, to move on. That doesn't help me one bit. All that makes me think about is how...
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>>16881355
Trusting myers-briggs personality tests are complete bullshit, lol. I always end with one of three different personalities depending on my mood, because they really are not definitive and all of the character traits fall into a spectrum, especially introversion. The tests were created by two women with no credible background in psychology, and you shouldn't judge your own personality based on what some personality test tells you. They're just meant to be fun to read.
>What...
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>>16881355
You sound like a friend I used to have.
He was an insufferable little cunt.
Fuck you.
>>16881417
fuk u
You sound ok OP. these are things lots of people go through. time changes, for the better, for the worse. maturity is just getting used to it. everyone figures out things for themselves. maybe don't search for advice as much as human connection in general.
I can fuck multiple people and still feel like both people are important to me. But if someone I fuck fucks someone else I get really depressed. I imagine this is pretty common. How do we get over ourselves?
>>16881344
Point a gun to your head and pull the trigger
>>16881351
advice from someone who isn't a virgin or deluded sjw please
>>16881361
I'm neither, you're a degenerate
Finally lost my V-card
Condom broke as I was about to finish
Pulled out like a champ
I'm still worried tho. Is it possible I'm a father?
It was my second nut of the day
I'd had 2 sodas earlier
I don't cum much
The condom had spermicide
I was choking my dick at the base the whole time
We did it missionary
All I'd eaten that day was a bowl of off-brand reeves puffs, a churro, and a fistful of almonds.
Anyone want to help me out? How likely is it that I'm a father?
Sorry bro. Shouldn't have eaten those almonds.
>>16881016
I didn't activate them tho, am I safe?
>>16880990
>>16880990
if it happend within the last 24 ours, get her a hormone pill which induces instant ovolation. you should be fine then.
What do normal people do during spring break? My current plans are just to play Bloodborne which I'm fine with.
tl;dr Things to do on spring break in the middle of nowhere
I guess you could try being social. .. or not it seems like you dont mind being a basement dwelling neckbeard.
Personally i would be going off somewhere with my friends and experiencing life... but then again i have friends ....
>>16880912
You also rape the English language with your improper use of ellipsis
Meaningless, low-energy post
normies go to coastal cities to get drunk and smoke weed because their lives are meaningless. if you're having fun playing vidya then have fun. it's your time, anon
pic related is cool Bloodborne art
