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>>16885302
Wherever I go I must also shitpost
>>16885307
Stay gold Pegasus Boy.
Everything I do or say, I instantly regret.
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Shaven, trimmed or full jungle?
Trimmed. Shaven is for fags, pornstars and faggy pornstars. Full jungle is for gorillas and 80s pornstars. When the shaver hits the hairs just right, the balls sing.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon, frogposters and tripfaggots
Fuck off
Before anyone complains, I know there's already a thread up, but it's about to autosage in a few posts.
>>16890027
Do I have to start reporting threads. Use the fucking catalog.
>>16890029
Do make a new thread until the old one dies. Its the position of admins. Are you new to 4chan?
let me express to you why you deserve to be banned.
Like every other general on 4chan, there are people dying to start the new one. So what you get is a 'race.' To make a new one. Aka what you are doing. This is very common because it generally breaks down into the group of people with an anime image op and the group that doesnt.
Suddenly people start joining sides of the idiots racing and you get 5 threads made at the same time because everyone is racing.
Stop being a cancerous newfag and wait for the autosage
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Shaven, trimmed or full jungle?
Trimmed. Shaven is for fags, pornstars and faggy pornstars. Full jungle is for gorillas and 80s pornstars. When the shaver hits the hairs just right, the balls sing.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon, frogposters and tripfaggots
Fuck off
We have an active thread up.
MODS DELETE THIS
>>16886988
>I'm a stupid idiot who doesn't know what the catalog is
>>16887000
>>16886990
How to spot newfags.
>What is autosage
my boyfriend got in a mood where he wanted to spill about some heavy stuff last night. the part that bothered me the most was about his dead ex. she died 2 or 3 years ago in a car crash.
he talked about how much she loved penguins and how he wanted to adopt one at our local zoo and name it after her. he also mentioned he gets teary or sensitive when he sees them. also, he told me his facebook cover page (a photo of him and her) is never going to be taken down. (though he has a photo of us as his profile pic) and he admitted that he nearly dumped me because he felt like he was betraying her. i know this part is a bit silly, but he made mention about how when we die and if there is a heaven, how he wouldn't know what would happen between him and his ex, and me. somehow, that made me feel so alone.
my past boyfriends always put me second to someone else no matter how hard i tried to be a good girlfriend to them... i've been cheated on and neglected and put aside as a "back up".
my current boyfriend however, has been nothing but the sweetest and most thoughtful and considerate guy. easily the best i've been with. i love him so, so much. and though he assures me that he loves me no less than he did his ex, i can't help but feel that he isn't really "mine." it sucks... knowing that on his deathbed, the first person he will think about is his ex.
am i just being a little bitch and totally selfish? i don't know what to do. he isn't aware of how my past boyfriends were like to me. he pressed me to spill anything about my past, but i couldn't. i didn't want him to feel sorry for me or make him feel like i depend on his love.
>>16885067
So when are you going to cheat on him?
>>16885067
You made this topic yesterday
>>16885067
to add on to this, i have never experienced the death of someone close to me. i can't imagine how painful it must be and i'm trying to be understanding about it.
he did mention he had a girlfriend who died early in the relationship, but i didn't know how much it affected him and naively believed that he would one day move on. i don't know if he will, and i'm not sure how much of it i can take. we've only been dating 10 months.
Guys & Girls, what is something you consider a positive trait about yourself, something you're proud of?
>>16884661
I like to think I'm a naturally understanding person. Considering my friends compliment me about that, I don't think it's just in my head.
>>16884661
I'm incredibly intelligent. Tips fedora
I've got a few hours, giving some advice
try to ask specific questions so you can get specific answers
>>16884842
What is the auto-ignition point of sodium bicarbonate inside of a vacuum?
>>16884851
pegasus man you lurk like a motherfucker
>>16884855
Evil never sleeps
How do I get guys to notice me without dressing "sexy"? I'm 22 and I've never had a boyfriend. I'm skinny, I have pretty big boobs, not ugly, but I dress really conservatively, I don't show cleavage or butt cleavage or much leg, or really much skin at all most of the time. I like nice dresses and outfits with long skirts and cute designs. It's hard to attract guys though, most of my friends pretty much paint on their outfits and show every bit of skin possible without going naked and guys eat it up.
Your friends are going to get attention from guys who are only looking for one thing.
You're doing fine by wearing dresses and skirts.
Wear make up too maybe. But be modest about it.
Also, pics?
Have u tried talking to guys?
I don't know, I am alone as well.
Do you go to school groups? Activities?
What sort of guy do you look for? Maybe standards are too high...
>date girl since freshman year in college
>every thing is amazing
>almost 8 months after graduating
>wants to move out and try living on her own after new years
>wants to take a 'break' for a bit after graduating and explore herself a bit
>fast forward a bit
>says we really had something special and shes always loved me
>we get back together
>a week later now her friend lets it slip that shes been hooking up with a guy while we were on 'break'
>I confront her, call her a whore (a little harsh), and break up with her
Shes currently begging me together saying that shes always loved me and just didnt see that. We used to talk about getting married in college and it felt like the natural order of things, but now I dont want that. I know wed be great together because we were great together and she'd be a great mother, but I feel like I hate her now.
Am I being to hasty and throwing away everything? Only reason Im having second thoughts is because I dont know if Ill find someone as good as her in the future and when Im 40 and lonely I might regret this.
>>16881617
Let me level with you as I've been in your position, if you get back together with her at 1am every night your going to hate her want to cuss her out and just scream every time it's brought up your gonna want to punch a wall just move on tell her she missed out on a great future and dip
>>16881617
dont be a bitch
never speak to this woman again
you were seriously considering marrying her, and thats how she does you? fuck that
>>16881617
I mean that is kind of expected of a woman on 'break' from her relationship. It is a way to explore ones options/try something without it technically being cheating. How long was it?
Is it possible to peacefully coexist with men without being submissive?
Besides moving into a monastery, is there any way to permanently avoid men for the rest of my life?
>>16882896
>Is it possible to peacefully coexist with men without being submissive?
That depends partly on how you define "peaceful coexistence" and partly on what sorts of things you would consider "being submissive".
>Besides moving into a monastery, is there any way to permanently avoid men for the rest of my life?
Some villages in Africa ban men, but that's probably equivalent to the monastery thing. Other than that, no, not really.
If you don't mind my asking, what happened to bring this on?
>>16882911
I am not nice. I don't like being talked down to, interrupted and belittled. Peafecul coexistence would either mean that men stop fucking doing that, which won't happen, or that I stop disliking being treated like that, which won't happen either.
I'm in a male-dominated workplace so I keep making enemies.
You sound like a cunt.
Everyone everywhere gets talked down to from time to time.
Why you blame this on gender i have no idea
What should one do if they find that someone they know is using Tinder?
I saw my girlfriend's brother's girlfriend on Tinder today. She has been with him for a few months now. He had had 2 former relationships and they both made him super messed up when they failed.
Is it worth it to tell him, or should I just hope she doesn't actually use Tinder for sex? Is it better to ruin it now before he hopefully becomes even more attached, or just leave it alone and hope she doesn't break his heart?
Thanks for advice.
Every chick from 17-15 uses it in a relationship or not, for validation.
Leave it and move on.
>>16882717
15-25
>>16882717
this. some women go on there for an ego boost, not to actually cheat.
19 year old friendless virgin here, seriously considering dropping up to $1000 on a decent prostitute
Losing your virginity won't solve the underlying issue that's causing your inability to have sexual encounters
>>16881950
Spend the money on a personal trainer and get buff.
>>16881950
Bruh bruh that's a lot money
Can't you just find some lonely ugly chick or something?
Im killing myself in about 4 hours
Ama
Can I go with you
>>16881702
Can I have your stuff?
Yeah you can dude
Pic look close to that, how my brother and my dad touch themselves. Like always on a couch or sitting around.
Do you do that too?
I couldn't find anything about that. Was looking for body language or maybe their dick is itching.
>>16880661
I often cup my balls. Its more of a habit I do to make sure they are twisted. Testicular torsion is a thing and balls ache sometimes. Gotta make sure everything is okay down there.
You only have a few hours after the torsion sets in before you lose a ball.
they're worried somebody is going to steal it.
have you tried asking them
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Shaven, trimmed or full jungle?
Trimmed. Shaven is for fags, pornstars and faggy pornstars. Full jungle is for gorillas and 80s pornstars. When the shaver hits the hairs just right, the balls sing.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon and frogposters
Fuck off
>>16881732
Where do you girls hangout on a saturday night? I've been to bars, coffee shops, creepy parks, but nobody is around.
Guys, do you think any less of a girl or think she's superficial if one of her interests is something to do with her appearance?
>>16881914
Can you be more specific?
Hey guys and girls at /adv/ I need some help with this badly and it's kind of freaking me out.
So I have this girl best friend and that's all we've been no sexual relations at all, so yesterday morning she sends me a text message saying that she has a few people coming over and I told her I wasn't gonna go because I wasn't feeling the vibe.
I ask her an out of a blue question if she just wants to come over to mine and she asks me if my parents are home which was not expected. Fast forward a few hours it's closing in on 1:00 and she keeps asking me if I can come and I tell her I don't know how I'll get home etc and trying to get myself out of it but I eventually say fuck it I'll just go out.
I get to her house and she sits with me and we are talking for a bit as normal and we go outside and sit around the table and drink and socialise as normal people would do. I go inside and she follows me and all I was doing was checking my phone and getting a drink and she kept following me whenever I'd go do anything, I go upstairs to her room and she takes photos of us together and at this point I'm getting confused about this.. I tell her that I am gonna call an uber soon and she keeps saying to me "Just stay, there's room for you".
Fast forward another few hours we're sorting out sleeping arrangements and she puts me in with her in her bed and I'm like mm okay, we all get ready to go to bed and people are still drunk and loud so she gets into bed and I get into bed then some other guy gets in the bed aswell? I was dozing off to sleep and she put her head on my shoulder and was snuggling against me and put her hand on mine and I was thinking 'uh fuck what' so I did the normal thing and snuggled with her and we started spooning and I put my arm across her stomach and about 5 minutes later the other guy in the bed moves my arm off her and I was like what the fuck? and he put his hand over her so I got up and backed out and pissed off down stairs and crashed on the lounge.
Oh yeah and she had sex with that bloke in bed which was weird and thank fuck I left before that shit went down.
Fuck bitches who play games, don't stick your dick in crazy. She had her chance, not your problem if she makes it weird. Don't worry about it and move on, act as if nothing happened and you couldn't care less, if necessary.
So ur cuddling ur girl and another guy just picked ur arm up and took over? And so you walked away. I think this is quiye possibly the most beta thing ive ever heard. No girl wants a guy with such a complete lack of balls.
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