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I have a question.. Am I a bad person if I would like my boyfriend to go down on me even if I'm hairy? My pussy is cut but I don't like to shave it all the way because it itches and sometimes makes zips.. He did it one time to me because we were drunk and I don't really remember it. I know he does not like it, but I always go down on him.. it might be not the same issue because I love it but I would like him to make an effort.. Here's a Oreo for you, thanks for reading me
Ever heard of trimming?
Fair turns fair about though. If you go down, he should be willing to repay.
After a few tight shaves the itching should stop or even apply a skin cream to prevent and a few zits won't really bother the guy and you being shaved will make it a pleasant experience for both , you get your pussy liked and he doesn't worry about getting fur balls
>>16891344
>my pussy is cut
Wat.
A girl after class asked me for help with calculus, she isn't getting the class and wants help tomorrow. I think she's cute, and kinda want to build a relationship with her and escape tfw no gf, any advice on doing this, without being creepy or autistic? I can see myself studying with her regularly
how do you jump into gf mindset with just that?
Tell her you'll help her in exchange for a date. If she says no it wasn't meant to be.
Hard to say she may actually need help and knows you're good or does like you somewhat I'm sure there are a few options for help at your school. I'd say don't be an asshole and try anything the first few times. If the session is long enough maybe suggest a break. I'm assuming she is single.
I have a question /adv/
Is it normal that my boyfriend only wants to have sex once, maybe twice a week but masturbates for the rest of the days?
My ex was insatiable and so this whole -only once a week sex- thing is confusing me...
I make an effort for him, I look after myself and smell nice, yet nothing... He doesn't seem interested in sex with me but I know he watches porn on the other days, so why not have sex with me too?
Do you think he finds me repulsive? I did jokingly ask him if he thinks I should improve myself in any sort of way,...
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Talk to him about it. That the key to all relationships. It's normal though, some guys don't have a high sex drive, some girls have a really high one.
Maybe he's more attracted to another type of girl , porn usually seems to be a change rather then just jacking off to something you could be doing yourself he might be watching feet/deep throat/ gay or some other shit you aren't giving him , be more open and have more conversations about it and he might just get more interested if he knows you're open to try something he wants to do
>>16891318
I did talk to him about it and we even had a few fights because I got distant. I thought he didn't want to be with me anymore, so I pulled away and when I told him why, it got a bit heated.
Well anyway, he told me it was normal to masturbate more than have sex and I can't help but think maybe that's a little bit untrue. He has a high sex drive.
From what I gather, most guys prefer sex over masturbation, right? And masturbating more than having sex with a willing girlfriend is a bit weird, right?
So lately me and my girl have been going out drinking more frequently together and its really fun. Not hard-core drinking just out to the club every week /2 weeks , when before it might have been every few months. She loves dancing and I'm not much of a mover , I like to sit at the bar and enjoy the music and atmosphere that way so she kinda dances away with mates or at the bar but recently she's started to dance with other guys exclusively and not her friends or on her own anymore , I watch her to make sure nothing is going on and I don't see any harm in her...
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Dude man, that is fucking shitty. How long have you been together?
>>16891248
if this isn't bait, you have already been cucked
>>16891248
Literally get out of there now. I'm glad she told you before just going out and doing anything but now that it's on her mind, she's never going to change.
If you tell her you don't want to do this threesome, she's just going to fuck him behind your back eventually
27 year old femanon here, I've apparently reached the age where I'm expected to either be married/engaged, or in a serious relationship. Problem is, I don't even understand the point of having a relationship now of all times. Literally what does a man have to offer you if have a good job, disposable income, a close circle of friends/family and can save enough to buy a nice house in a few years.
Is there any point in killing my career to start a family that, according to statistics, is very likely to fall apart anyways. Opinions from married people are welcome.
Absolutely nothing. Relationships and commitment as an 'older' female is more of an inconvenience to me now. I am much happier when I am single. The only thing is I love being cuddled and being able to have sex with someone who has learnt your body...so I'd miss those things. Other than that...I could be single forever and die happy.
>>16891006
Well I'm not too fond of cuddling/being touched in the first place so that part didn't even cross my mind. Mind if I ask how old you are?
>>16891010
32 in 4 days
I feel inferior to girls who are in relationships
How do I stop feeling subhuman compared to them?
Lower your standards.
Or
Stop being vapid and define yourself beyond your relationship status.
>>16890812
Just stop thinking about relationships. It's not all that there is in the world. Fucking engage yourself in a hobby or something.
>>16890870
This.
>>16890812
Have you attempted not being subhuman trash who can only be happy if someone else has value in them? If not that, would be a good place to start.
What is the best way to tell an annoying clingy hambeast to fuck off?
It's gotten to the point where I have to give her 1 word replies to everything she texts me about. It's been two weeks since I started doing this and she still hasn't given up.
>>16890679
Why don't you just tell her you're not interested and that she's being too clingy instead of being passive aggressive
>>16890682
Because I have no balls and I subconsciously love the attention anyway
>>16890684
So you acknowledge that this is unhealthy behaviour?
What do you think you can do to grow balls so that a girl who you're not even attracted to doesn't scare you
My gf who I love very much came out and told me she was raped. The person who did it is like a typical jock with money and a better body and looks and life than me.
It's fucking with me so much that these people can just fuck up the lives of people like us and not even give a shit. I feel so bad for her it's fucking with me so much I don't think I can be with her. I've never felt like this before. Now I'm worried that every girl i ever talk to is going to have some awful past and I feel so fucking shitty for her I don't know how to deal with it.
>>16890671
How recently. If it was while you were dating she basically cucked you and is lying to you.
If it wasnt due to the way people have such a victim complex she might not have been raped. She might have just consented to sex while drunk and regrets her actions.
>>16890671
Reminds me of my first love.
Someone slipped something in her drink at a party, then raped her while she was out.
Her boyfriend dumped her.
She was completely emotionally fucked over for A LOOOONG time after that.
Obviously you DON'T love her very much if you're being so self-absorbed that you considering making her a double victim.
Stop being such a selfish douche. Go support her you prick. Right now she needs to understand that it's not her fault, but you're...
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>>16890687
Yea but how can I deal with it these people have been shitting on my life since day 1 and now they took my love too. I can't cope with the fact I just can't.
A lot of people from around the world use English to communicate, and very few Americans learn a second language to the point of fluency. Also, if a company wants to hire a bilingual person, they might as well hire someone who is more fluent in that other language (eg. a Hispanic person for a job related to Spanish).
FUCK YOU BRANDON GO AWAY
Stop posting your retarded shit every day.
>>16890670
But what I've said is true. Why hire an American who only learned Spanish at college when you could just hire a Hispanic person who has been speaking Spanish since he was a kid? Also, plenty of Americans managed to find jobs abroad despite not knowing the local language.
Don't reply to this.
DON'T REPLY TO THIS.
He posts the same thread a few times per week. Literally the same exact thread.
Anything you say to him will just be a waste of time.
DON'T REPLY TO THIS. Saged, obviously.
How do I deal with the fact that I always fall intensely for women I can't have? I'm only 20 and I'm on my fourth. It eventually passes but then it happens again. I really don't want to spend my whole life suffering this. Unrequited love is bad enough when it happens once.
>>16890375
I deal with the same problem. I constantly fall for girls who have boyfriends. It's getting seriously irritating because I just think about them 24/7 and have no fucking clue what to do. I usually end up being really close friends with them like a true cuck because I want to see them all the time.
>>16890375
>20
>Why do I always fall intensely for women?
>20
Hahahahahahaha. Oh man. Once you're staring 30 in the mouth a lot of this shit is really funny.
Get a couple female friends. Don't view every person as a potential mate, even if you guys hook up there's no "The one" there's no such thing as a "Spark"
Sometimes a person is pretty alright and then you hang out with them a...
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>>16890540
I'm saying I fall for girls I can't appropriately be with. I have a big heart and my emotions just take over (i jave been in a couple relationships and i realize what youre saying). t gets better with age?
I've got a few hours
try to ask specific questions so I can give specific answers
>>16890147
What is the boiling point of liquid mercury on Mars?
>>16890170
>.gif
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I don't want to be married anymore. It's not emotional for me. My wife's done nothing wrong. She's beautiful, caring, and considerate in pretty much every way. But I just want to be by myself. Is there something wrong with me? I know so many people who are so desperate to find "the one". I don't expect to ever find another person that I'm as compatible with as I am with her, but I can't help but feel the urge to just be single and free. It's tearing me up and I don't know what to do. Can anyone relate?
>>16890088
Do you want a wife thats not her or do you want to be alone for a bit.
If that latter ask her for some alone time.
>I love you, but its weird
>we see each other everyday and its like I lost my since of self
>I need to think on this a bit and do so alone
>Im going to go backpacking in the mountains for a few weeks and ill see you when I get back
>DO NOT...
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>>16890103
I don't want another wife, but I do want to be single and at least have the option of seeing other women. I don't want anything serious though. If I wanted to really be with someone and be committed, it'd be her.
>>16890119
Man, that's just your dick talking. You'll regret it. Try some new stuff with her in bed
I'm 30 years old and I just broke up with my 2nd girlfriend ever after 6 months of relationship.
She always hinted at it, but she revelaed to me that she's been in bed with over 30 men before, most of them one night stands (=random strangers), no rubber either (she has that uterine implant thingy).
I don't think our own personal standards of intimacy and sharing it are compatible. Will I regret what I did or did I just dodge a bullet?
So basically you broke up with her because she's a slut?
That's fine. Girls reject virgins so it's fine.
History like that she probably has/will cheat anyway.
"I don't think our own personal standards of intimacy and sharing it are compatible." <- - - This.
In relationships, it's important to be with a person who is on the same level as you, sexually and intimately. You did the right thing.
Lol.
Manchildren.
30 means means she's fucked a bit more than two men, on average, since 18. This isn't remotely a big deal.
You're a manchild. Women, at this age, are--all--experienced. The only ones who aren't got married young.
Dude. Lol. Autism.
My gf of 2 years disrespected me recently. not cheating or anything big enough to break up over but enough that it is a bad indicator for her future behavior.
We had a talk over it and she cried and promised to change. I'm not sure if I should discipline her going forward, or just go back to normal and act like it didn't happen and just trust her outright.
any tips on what i should do? I don't want her to easily forget it but also don't want to treat her like a child.
Trap her in your legs and spank her til she goes limp.
What happened exactly? And discipline her how you can't ground her and outside of kinky sex and unhealthy relationships I never heard of 'disciplining a gf'.
Spank her.
Buy a paddle and hang it on the wall. Make her bring it to you.
do it on her panties in the kitchen or living room. On the bare in the bedroom is sexy, this is actual discipline.
Hold her afterwards.
How to get rid of constant bad breath. I brush teeth 2 to 3 times a day and when ever people come close to me i get anxious of my bad breath and subconsciously i think i am pushing them away. This also really hurts my confidence as i could never try start convo fearing they would smell my breath and also if ppl talk to me id give short words or sentences while holding my breath (so they can smell less).
Please help. I chew gum but it doesnt help. I brush whenever i feel its bad and its still there. What can i do!!
Self bump. No shame
>>16889642
It can also be from your tongue but more likely you have tonsil stones or some other thing going on in the back of your throat.
Look in the mirror or use your phone cam to see back in your throat. Are there bits of stuff stuck in the sides of your throat?
If you don't have much of a gag reflex you can poke them out with tooth brush or get a doctor to do it.
Are you from the sub-continent (India)?
If so it's not your breath, it's just you.
