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>>16893576
Kinda' regretting the new length, although... thoughts on new haircut?
>>16898161
Damn you look like a faggot.
It's a vast improvement from the before pic
>>16898161
Cut it shorter. Like this.
Anyone have any experience with side girls? My girlfriend and I got together young and never had anyone else before each other, and I want to experience new things without losing her. Pic not really related.
Why don't you just man up and leave her instead of potentially hurting her by being selfish and going behind her back.
>>16898053
This. Pussy is pussy. Stay with the pussy you love you tremendous faggot.
>>16898067
Thanks for the advice.
I can't figure out citations, and I was on short time so I just sent in my MLA essay with nothing more than the works cited page.
Am I going to get thrown out for plagarism?
Bullshit. If the only problem was that you couldn't figure out the citations, you could still have sent the actual essay you wrote. It sounds like you didn't bother writing the essay, and are using the "can't figure out citations" as a shitty excuse.
As for if you'll get kicked out, it depends on the policies of the place where you're studying.
If you don't properly mark your paper with citations, then yes, they can view that as plagiarism and they very well could punish you however your school deals with that.
You sound pretty dumb if you can't figure out how to cite a paper, so nothing really lost.
>>16898000
He literally said that he sent it but just without the in text citations.
Drop the self-righteous act and learn to read
>They told me to be myself
>they told me to relax and find someone 'right for me'
>they told me to not change my personality
>they told me to lower my standards
>she said she wasn't ready for a relationship
>she said she just wanted to be friends
In the past 3 years I swallowed the redpill, embraced the misogynist lifestyle, bulked up.
I fucked people's...
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Sure that sounds like good advice if you're into that sort of thing.
>>16897664
>I ghosted and toyed with women who were looking for relationships
>I enjoyed leading them on and dumping them for no reason.
>The most genuine piece of advice is to lift weights, become the Douchebag Chad you hate, and claim your revenge against the modern woman
So you think you're Braveheart, but you're actually just an asshole.
To each his own
I enjoy my current relationship where we would cuddle, watch movies all day and eat pizza much more than my old one where I snorted cocaine off her tits as her friend sucked my dick
Hi, autistic 18 year old here. I wanted to find some like-minded people, but my interests include and are limited to anime, games, and daydreaming, so it's kinda hard. I'm not even invested enough in anime/games to call myself a weeb/nerd.
My plan was to go to some place outside where people generally don't go, and wait there until I meet someone. This doesn't seem to be working though, I thought loners like me would go to places like that but I haven't seen anyone yet. I guess they must all be holed up in their homes. So how do I meet lonely...
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>>16897662
Your plan sounds hella autistic. Idk try craiglist. Are you in school? Join a club or attend some events.
>>16897670
I'm a NEET, and isn't Craigslist a good way to get murdered? And yea I guess it does sound pretty autistic
>>16897662
>Wanting to meet assholes
>Going to places where most people do not go
>Assumes people who are lonely assholes go outside of their house very often, let alone meet someone like you
>Implying assholes are not cynical enough to even be willing to talk to you for a reasonable amount of time
>Not wanting to be more outgoing, socially capable, open-minded, etc.
Your...
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My gf was abused by her step dad and raped by one guy we both know and one of his friends. I feel so dead inside because I liked her and got along better with her then I have any other girl and we already have a near impossible relationship where we don't see each other at all.
We were so committed to make it work and then I found all this shit out and I'm afraid to be with her because of how much it hurts me. On top of that its making the whole world seem dark as fuck like a life can be so easily ruined by cowardly acts and the people get away with it and...
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Can you afford a shrink
Fix your run-ons
>>16897655
Kek
How do I get past that phase where fucking everything reminds me of her and jams a knife in my heart which wrecks me for hours?
I haven't spoken to her, I've blocked her on Facebook, I deleted her number, and it's been like two months. But it still hurts. I wanna just get over it because I'm sure my friends are tired of me being bummed out over her. It's like my heart won't fucking listen to reason.
Started picking up a couple hobbies like playing guitar and audio recording but no dice.
Get a new gf
How long did your relationship last?
>>16897618
hobbies aint gonna do it. find a goal and a passion. and go to the fucking gym and get those endorphins.
"but I hate exercise"
cool dude, but you need the endorphins so do it cause its good for you. like vegetables.
Alright boys, looking for some solid advice here.
So here is the story, be prepared it's gonna be long:
Been dating my grill for near 3 years is a 7/10 feelsalrightman.jpg
Going al-right up until the last month.
Lost my job due to redundancy feelsbadman.png
She starts being weird. - Obviously isn't happy with my lack of employment.
Grill is at university. We are both young ones, don't live together.
Anyway she has recently made a group of friends that she goes to party with or whatever. Totally cool with that and let her know this (I don't...
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Day 3 - Finally give in and text her at 11pm after a fullday of the usual 0 contact like: 'hello??' - Says she's been too busy all day inboxing and texting people from her uni course to arrange things she needs to do for class. Accept this, move on, speak for about 10 minuets and she says she needs to sleep for the next day.
Day 2 - 0 contact. Give in at 7:30pm this time and message her. Today she has been busy going to the movies to see deadpool with her female friend and attending a zombie chase thing. I asked why did she not bother speaking today and her...
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Just give it time man. Hold yourself off, and don't talk to her for a few weeks and only then will her true colors show. If it's not meant to be, then so be it.
>>16897639
Thanks for reading and replying and for the advice (:
To further the story as I forgot to add today being day 4---
Grill has gone out drinking with her friends. Made no effort of speaking during either the day or night. Using the ignoring strat like you suggested, only problem is I find it hard desu.
I need to vent about sexual frustration. My GF of one year will not have sex with me. We're both virgins ( me 19, her 18) and she wants to wait till marriage. I figured one day she would give in to temptation. We used to make out but one day I almost got to finger her while making out but she stopped me before I got my finger in. That was 3 weeks ago and since we have not made out once. Just a peck on the mouth if we kiss. Every time I try to make out with her she says she is too tired. What am I supposed to do? I love her but I'm really getting stressed out
>>16897560
> I figured one day she would give in to temptation.
Well you figured wrong. That wasn't a smart decision. Now you're emotionally invested with an incompatible partner. It's going to hurt, but you need to let both of you find someone right.
>>16897578
We are perfect matches in everything but sex. We get along and never fight. She just has really religious values. I'm a Christian too but i wanna have sex.
>>16897596
>we are perfect in all ways except one very big deal-breaking way
M8 this is how all incompatible relationships usually are. You can try to talk to her and come to a mutual compromise, but I'm assuming you've already done this. And even if you haven't, I don't think it will work. You should never enter a relationship expecting a person to change, especially not something probably deeply set in their core values.
I get incredibly angry when I see black men with white women. I don't even know what it is but its infuriating. I don't want to think this way but I can't stop it.
Spend less time around places such as >>>/pol/
It will wane with time. Just remember that you don't have any say in who women can and cannot date. You should focus on your own interests, not the interests of others.
>I don't even know what it is
Sure you don't
>>16897477
I can't logically explain it to myself. If you think it's the dick size thing I'm 7.5" and pretty happy with it and I know that statistically there's barely any difference in dick size between races. I'm disconnected emotionally and logically
I don't know what to do :/
Find out one of my friend is a camgirl, somehow she knew, I care about her and I don't want to lost her, I knew I shouldn't looking her up but my curiosity is so fuck up :/
Please help, my mind are so fuck up right now
What's the problem, again?
I don't even understand how this is upsetting.
The fork in the road is clearly visible and lies ahead of you. I mean, what's the question, even? Do what you think you should do.
>>16897138
Did you hack her account, or something? Or is it a public blog that anyone can see?
I don't want anything that's going to be bad for my skin. Looking for organic makeup that wasn't tested on animals. Goal is wearing minimal makeup while looking good. Basically want to look like I'm not wearing makeup even though I am.
Completely lost with what to do. Someone suggested I try Jane Iredale makeup and I was looking at their starter it thing: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00HTDSWR4/ref=mp_s_a_1_5_s_it?qid=1457574222&sr=1-5&keywords=iredale
But didn't know which one to buy (light? Medium light?)
Anyway teach me makeup thx <3
>>>/cgl/ will help you
>>16897077
Kill yourself you useless tranny scum. You're not a real female and you know it.
Eat mud and arsenic to get that perma blush
I've been an alcoholic for 8 years.
I drink 3 and sometimes 4 handles of 100 proof vodka a week.
Lately I have begun to experience vomiting daily (when I'm sober, never drunk), and blood in my shit or sometimes no shit and all blood. I don't have jaundice (sp?), because my eyes and skin do not look yellow at all. But I have had very dark circles under my eyes for 6 years. I also get very severe stomach pain when I'm sober
What do you think is wrong? Also what supplements can I take to make it easier on my body?
I can't go to...
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Sounds like liver failure, which is quite literally life threatening.
You need to see a doctor before you die.
Not sure if this is relevant but I also had blunt trauma to my chest 8 years ago in the Army. I was shot with a high caliber handgun at close range wearing only soft armor (no plates). It didn't penetrate but I remember that I had spit up a bit of blood after that incident. But was checked out and released by drs
Literally shitting pure blood is not good at all. See a doctor immediately.
how the fuck do I break up with a girl?
It's not like she did anything wrong, or anything. I just notice that she makes me feel more bad than she makes me feel good.
Like if we're together, she calls me stupid. A lot. It starts off sounding like a joke, but after a while I am not so sure and it makes me start to feel insecure. I have a masters in computer science too.
On top of that, she seems to think extremely highly of herself, to the level where it seems bordering on delusional. To me it always comes off as scummy, elitist, or even kinda sickening...
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>>16896707
How long have y'all been together?
"Yo girl, im breaking up with you"
wow its so easy
>>16896723
Little less than a year
she kind of changed a lot recently
How am I not supposed to feel insecure about having no girth? Having a needle dick?
Literally everywhere I look people just talk about how important girth is for sex.
Meanwhile I have just under 4.5" of girth and condoms just barely fit on.
Everyone then says "oh well size doesn't matter."
Well if size didn't fucking matter then why does everyone talk about how great girth is? The two fucking things don't add up.
Mysize condoms, they'll have your size
I'm sorry bro.
You have to play the cards you were dealt. Maybe try pumps or wear a cocksleeve if its such a big issue for you? I've heard jelqing gives you more girth gains than length but honestly i think all jelqing claims are false.
>>16896686
its not about condoms fitting its about being physically inadequate.
