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Just going to throw is out there: A 20 year old guy and a 16 year old girl, is it creepy?
>>16877115
yes, and won't work out anyway
what country
>>16877120
America. In a state where 16 is the legal age of consent.
My friend is in a wheelchair and asked me to have sex with her. I did it but honestly I don't know why she wanted it considering she couldn't feel it... She's wants me to keep fucking her but I am unsure If i should. What do you guys think?
>>16877021
>What do you guys think?
why not? if she likes/wants it and you enjoy it yourself no reason to stop
>>16877021
I mean....I guess, why not? She wants to feel like a normal girl.
Sex is about more than just the genitals. Have you never heard the saying that the mind is the biggest sex organ? It's nice having a body close to you, it's intimacy.
Why are you unsure if you should keep fucking her?
Hey /adv/ so about 2 weeks ago I told one of my close friends how I felt, as you could guess the feelings weren't mutual. So I said okay I want to take a small break from talking to you because it's kinda hard to get over someone when you talk to them throughout your whole day. I told her how I felt before any big feelings caught on because I didn't want to dig an emotional hole, that way if she said she didn't feel the same way (which is what happened) it wouldn't be hard for me to move on. So now I'm pretty much over her, and I tried to talk to...
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Please respond /adv/!!! We decided to keep it between us two so i want to keep my word, I need someone's input. :|
>>16876984
Treat her the same way.
She'll come crawling back.
>>16876984
she is making unecessary drama because she lost an beta orbiter, if you aren't an pussywhipped faggot then let her go, you did good by stoping talking to her, don't go back chasing her attention and make you look pathetic, if she want to talk to you she will have to be the one who contact you.
He /adv/, first time I'm posting here. My question is: Is it okay to be boring?
I know that I'm not funny at all, it rarely happens that friends laugh about my jokes or they don't understand them at all. I'm shit at meming, I mostly just lose my spaghetti whenever I try it.
I already came to accept this when I was younger because not even my brother finds my jokes funny and I know that I have other qualities that people like about me.
But it still bothers me when people point out that I'm boring and also chaotic. I like myself this way...
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>>16876549
>is it okay to be boring
define 'okay'
>>16876549
Most people are naturally funny and it's definitely an asset, but it's not the only thing that makes people attractive. From your whole post you sound like you second-guess and overthink too much when you're in a social situation, maybe if you stopped being so self-conscious things would flow more easily
>>16876549
Watch stand up comedy and learn from it. Banter with funny people.
I'm funny because I watch massive ammounts of comedy and listen to stand up. In fact I do open mic stand up.
Being funny can be learned but some people are better than others naturally. What helped me is having a friend who is as witty as I am and yes-anding each other.
![16-signs-that-youre-more-obsessed-with-your-top-than-your-own-life[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L6AOywR.jpg "16-signs-that-youre-more-obsessed-with-your-top-than-your-own-life[1].jpg")
TL;DR: title. I know i am cancer and that this sounds like bait or like a stupid problem (it is stupid, but it does have an emotional impact on me), but i still need your impartial advice to overcome this.
How do i stop obsessing over stuff (be it anime, vidya or relationships or whatever)?
This problem arises mainly with every form of entertainement, and it's basically another form of escapism or fantasizing for me.
The worst thing is that i'm a male shipper (meaning i'm almost the same as those 15yrs old girls who want goku and vegeta to fuck when...
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>>16876328
As a male shipper, how did you even get into shipping in the first place? I've never met a dedicated male shipper, most seem to thinking casually liking two characters being together = shipping.
>>16876375
If only i was able to take it as lightly as they make it look like...
Honestly i don't exactly remember, i just remember the phases, not the reasons (but it's probably a way for me to imagine ideal, romantic relationships instead of boring/unsatisfiyng ones)
When i started shipping for the first time it was hetero, almos surely canon/gonna be canon ones (like AshXMisty, i was that vanilla).
As soon as i developed my sexuality (i'm bi, liking girls sexually IRL, but i'm a complete...
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>>16876427
You're not fujo
You're just a closet faggot
I figured you people on advice could help me better than the people on /fit/ or /ck/ or /fa/ can, because they're too extreme/shitposty/etc.
I just found out I have an event to go to in a month, and I really need to look my best. There's going to be all kinds of people there who are going to judge me - exes, ex-friends, parents of ex-friends, artsy-fartsy fucking people, people who know fashion, it's kind of nerve wracking.
BTW, I don't feel like I need to lose a bunch of weight, I could probably lose 10 lbs or so to look my best physically, but...
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>>16876301
Hmmm. Going clothes shopping is often a big boost in confidence if you find something that looks nice.
If you have a friend that is honest with you, who can operate as a judge of different outfits, that would be good.
Also, get a haircut. I mean, if that suits.
The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene has an entry about this, actually. Essentially he says, "One can circumnavigate the opinions of others by reinventing themselves". So, you have a month. You can try out some things that aren't...
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>>16876327
Thanks for the response.
> "One can circumnavigate the opinions of others by reinventing themselves". So, you have a month. You can try out some things that aren't normally you. Go outside your comfort zone, if you must.
That's good advice. Unfortunately, I don't really have a friend to go shopping with me, because I live about 2000 miles away from everyone I know (I'm flying in for this event), so I'll have to go it alone. But reinventing...
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Well since I have zero idea of how you dress and your makeup technique. I suggest learning what works for you. There is plenty of info online on what kind of clothes work for what body shape, and what clothese can help hide or accentuate certain parts of your body. For makeup, it's a little tricker because it depends on what kind of event it is, but for me natural is the best way to go. If you need tips and tricks YouTube has some amazing tutorials on how to apply makeup for certain faces, eyes, ect.
If you have more specific questions about either I can help you....
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I think that sex is the most overrated topics in our age. isn't it?
>>16875579
We are animals. Sex, eating and sleeping are necessary for our survival. So yeah sex is a big deal and always has been for us.
I lost my virginity this month to a really hot girl and I thought it was overrated. Maybe it was because I'm desensitized to porn? I lasted an hour for the first time. It got A LOT better the more we had sex but I guess I had false expectations of what sex would be like.
I thought pussy would be A LOT warmer and tighter. It feels great but I thought it would feel better. I also thought I would feel blowjobs a lot more.
>>16875579
Nah. Sex is fantastic, only those not getting think it's under rated.
What do you honestly want in a girl? What would make you love them lots?
A girl who can cook, clean and listens to me whine about shit. It would be a bonus if she was attractive too.
>>16875222
if the girl was actually a guy named harry
First things first: they have to have a vagina that they were born with. That's pretty important in what I want out of a girl.
Then, I suppose I have to really like the person that vagina is attached to as well and my penis also has to like the person it's attached to so that I not only enjoy putting my penis in the vagina, I also enjoy being around said person when my penis is in their vagina.
Easy, right?
Legit question: is there any way to make someone lose human rights? Without being large corporation or dictator. Some kind od agreement?
Legit question: for what reason
No.
>>16874699
>is there any way to make someone lose human rights
Yes.
If you have a very big mansion.
You can keep a baby girl you kidnapped in a secret dungeon.
Where you will only teach her how to please you sexually.
You now realise she don't even own any basic human rights at all.
How do I learn to like real coffee instead of sugar syrupy shit?
I want the cheap comfy caffeine but it tastes so gross
Day one: drink gross coffee
Repeat until you can bare it or appreciate it, or spend extra money on nicer coffee. I don't know. I don't even drink coffee anymore
>>16873856
Buy a French Press then buy some decent coffee. The French Press is gonna be around $20-30 for a cheap one. The decent coffee is gonna be around $10-15 for a bag.
I used to drink instant coffee for years. I've been drinking good coffee for about a year now and the taste is incredibly superior. I
I drink my coffee black by the way because it actually tastes good.
get older. the older you get the more tolerant you become to bitter flavor.
So I'm in deep shit
I went to a house party with a few friends about a month ago and we had music on and were drinking and smoking, we were all close friends from college days. We were all pretty buzzed and started playing strip poker, long story short I'm terrible at poker and lost and they had me lie on the table for five minutes as punishment. I don't remember nearly anything bc I was too fucked but some guys had to have their phones out
Problem is I didn't mean for any of that to happen and I'm 26 and married. Yesterday my husband sent me this picture he received, censored for obvious reasons. Someone went out of their fucking way to ruin my marriage
I haven't even gone out or talked to any of those people again since that night but he's furious. What do I do now?
>>16872503
>lowqualitybait.jpg
suck his dick every night for a year
>>16872503
>Someone went out of their fucking way to ruin my marriage
Yes, that person was you...
hi I'm an italian girl that moved to US 3 months ago (Gainesville). When I was in italy I had a lot of guys interested in me... now that I'm here I really get 0 attentions. I also put up tinder and the only match I had was to bash on my appearance ("your face looks like it's going through a mytosis" atleast I appreciate the fantasy). I feel so awful. What should I change to be liked by american guys?
in the picture it's me.
Why would you ever move to the US
Fill in your eyebrows a little closer together (it'll thin out your nose a bit) and use lipstick.
American men approach women a lot but make sure to smile (no teeth) if you happen to lock eyes so he knows he can go for it
American men also like to be approached and find it flattering so if you see a guy that's cute and you want to get to Inouye better make a move on him
>>16868407
Don't worry, Ameeicans are mostly
Beta Cuck providers.
You look good and I would date you, qt.
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This is for OP: how long were you sitting there, your post already prepared, waiting for the other thread to autosage, so you could make this thread?
>>16897243
Use the catalog and stop spamming. Guess its time to call in the mods.
>>16897243
Guy here
Would girls prefer a guy (friend) tells her something like she has sweat marks or her thong is sticking out without it being creepy. I find myself not doing anything bc I don't wanna make girls feel self conciouse.
Dear R,
Talk to me. Please. I know it sucks and I know you're hurting, but I can't do anything until you ask me. I hate seeing you suffer like this. You are such a wonderful person and nobody wants to see you like this. Why don't you just talk to me?
Dear V,
You are the most amazing person I have ever met. You're kind, caring, very smart, and really beautiful. You're the most important person in the world to me but I know you don't feel the same. I suppose we never could be together anyways because if things were different, I don't...
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hey VK
miss you dearly
thought i saw you last night
she looked exactly like you, it was crazy
thought i had imagined it til i talked to her
i miss you
i'm so sorry for everything i did
you left me, and i don't blame you
left my life, left my heart
haven't been happy since
it's been... what, 89 days?
89 days since we last spoke
i hope you're doing good, i really do, but i can't ask or know
from anon
N, I'm sorry your boyfriend is such a twat, but it's your fault you haven't left him. You deserve so much better, and he's so fucking annoying and needy, and clearly doesn't support you since every single semester he pulls that same "wahhhh why are you so stressed, no one should be so stressed over college" like okay thanks, history grad. Try being in CS like we are and still having time to go to the goddamn beach every day. All that asshole does is chill and talk on the phone. He doesn't have to worry about anything because his dad has...
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15 minutes CJL
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I...
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>>16894566
Women, Of the men you interact with, how many do you consider attractive and would go on a date with if you were available.
>>16894566
What sort of stupid picture is that? No one's going to notice there's an Ask The Opposite Gender thread and someone else will going to make another one and then we'll get people whining like in the last thread.
>>16894658
I have faith people can use a catalog
