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Hello /adv/
Whenever I see another girl giving the slightest attention or even looking at my boyfriend I feel like murdering her on sight
I'd rather kill myself and my boyfriend than see him with another girl
How to stop these feelings?
>>16864378
Ha, that's awesome. Not sure what to do to change it, but there's something endearing about being super jealous
>you will never find a girl that loves you this much
>>16864378
The exact same way people have been suppressing rage for years, suck it up. Sooner or later you develop a tolerance for any stimulus with repeated exposure.
Hello /adv/isors, I have a problem with my PC desktop. I think its windows related. It boots up as normal, welcome screen goes as normal and then it gets to show the basic desktop, and as it loads something, the screen goes black with "No signal" message. It stays that way random amount of of time, sometimes the black screen just blinks and other times it may take up to an hour or more till it "wakes up". It never does eventually and requires hard reset. Rinse, repeat, same thing. It has been recently reinstalled. The PC itself is quite old.
Specs:
Core2duo...
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the problem is probably your computer monitor/monitor wires. check first if they are not faulty. you should consider using another computer monitor
I recently bought a new monitor, Cables shouldnt be faulty, as it happens only once per bootup and then works fine. If it was cable issue, it would "no signal" more than once, i think.
I had this same problem. It ended up being my video drivers. I bought a korean monitor from ebay and my pc didn't seem to like it. choosing different video drivers helped me in resolving this.
what kind of monitor is it?
>stop talking to a girl for over a month
>I knew this girl for about 4 years but she was going through a rough time in her life
>give her some space because I realized I was doing more harm than good
>let her know whats happening and cut off ties with her temporarily
>I was too stupid to save any of them
>dont know where she lives now
>she changed her phone...
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Look her up
Ask mutual friends
It's only been a month bro relax
>>16864354
You sound kinda autismo bro
>explicitly tell girl you are cutting contact
>within a month have night terrors about her
If you are obsessive enough that she moves and changes her phone number when you give her a chance to escape you probably shouldn't contact her at all.
Hi adv
Is there any way to start a conversation
With a completely absent person?
Are there any topics that will
Appeal to them?
Guess its useless....
Not if they're absent; as in, not there to be able to communicate whatsoever in the first place.
O_o
What are you looking for, anyways?
Do girlfriends hold you back in life? You always think they have your best interest at hearth but it's slowly dawning on me they just want to extract maximum usefulness out of your life. I don't think any gf really ever gave a shit about my career (as long as I wasn't moving away far), my social life (as long as it didn't involve single girls) or my general happiness.
Fuck how do I get rid of these leeches?
>>16864335
yeah girlfriends hold you back, but they fulfill a primal instinct in you at the same time so it feels like its worth it
its much easier to be successful and doing cool stuff when you arent spending time money and effort on a girl
everybody who has been involved with something on a deep level has seen the change in one of their peers once they get a gf
Its basically that they you aren't giving in to you.
Girls are supposed to be submissive to the right man. That feeling of care will arise from their side once they think that you're the right man for them.
Don't get rid of them.
Open out yourself. Let your thoughts hurt them if they do. You should be telling the same thing to your girlfrend rather than posting it here.
Go ahead and do it. But your relationship more naturally.
If this one doesn't work out, your girl seriously has no thoughts on real side of life. It'll all happen naturally...
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Pour salt on them.
So, the girl likes me but why would she make up a fake boyfriend?
She's heard me talking about other girls
Wat do
>>16864324
Wat
>>16864324
She ain't got even really that cute, to be honest.
>>16864324
Does the why really matter? That is incredibly manipulative of her to do. Do you really want to be with someone who lies to the point of inventing a character to get you to do things?
Hey /adv/, first time posting here, and I'm in a bit of a conundrum. See, there's this hot, blonde, sex saleswoman in town until Thursday, and by Wednesday afternoon I'll have gone no-fap for long enough for the full pse experience to be worth it. Should I have unprotected sex with a prostitute, or spend my money on medical marijuana and alcohol.
Pic related, is her hot
smash
drinking weed and smoking weed will just make you regret not tappin that
Traveling prostitute...no chance of STDs there!
>>16864318
>>16864319
What if I'm immune to HIV and Herpes? Everything else is curable, right?
I've been thinking about buying a trampoline and becoming a trampolinist. Is this a good way to pick up girls or no?
Why would you care? Seriously... If you think you'll have fun, just do it
>>16864314
Good way to pick up girls? Probably not. Great fun and exercise (plus trampoline all day)? Certainly.
>>16864314
I've wanted a trampoline for the past two decades. Parents refused, and when I was finally old enough to manage to buy one on my own I didn't have the space for it. Now I live with my parents again, and I'm back to square one. I'll likely be in my 30's before I can think about getting a trampoline.
tl;dr it might work with an autist but she'd only be after your trampoline.
I went to bed at 6am, it's 11:52 now and I feel like shit. How do I fix this? Sleep for another few hours or wake up and go early tonight?
Find something to do today. Take a long walk to a nice place, play some sports, hang out with friends. And that your body will auto-sync to its natural mode. Let yourself be tired.
>>16864309
Stay the hell away from artificial light sources including screens after 8PM.
So, i'm in a group of friends who all do things together and whatnot. We're all pretty close to each other. About two months ago my 'bestfriend' within the group slept with my girlfriend. Since then I haven't spoken a word to him, haven't even seen him either because i'm afraid all the hate and hurt that's still built up inside of me will manifest in me beating the shit out of him and I don't want to ruin my life over that shit.
My dilemma is he's still apart of 'the group' and that means he attends all the...
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My one friend kissed my other buddies' wife. From that alone he is done and we won't be hanging out with him anymore. If your friends are worth a damn they would do the same.
>>16864308
Find new friends. I'm not even playing. It is fucked that your friends would decide that it is cool having the guy who cucked another member of their group hang around anymore.
>>16864310
>>16864312
I neglected to mention I haven't told my other friends.
I don't want them looking at him any differently (even though I think he's a fucking peice of shit) and I refuse to make my friends 'choose' between us. I wan't to handle this as adult as possible, but the thought of seeing him makes me sick.
How much would it cost insurance to cover the damage on this house?
I was told the desk in that room got damaged, if that gives you an idea about the interior.
>>16864304
A lot. A whole Lot.
If you have liability insurance on your car, it should cover this except for your deductible.
If you don't, you're screwed.
What the hell did you do, first of all?
Second, that's gonna cost a fuck ton. Can't tell you how much but it's gonna be expensive. I mean, that's a supporting wall, I'd assume. I hope you have good insurance.
I can't tell you how much your premium is going to go up without knowing what happened. I'd guess about 15%
I want to treat my gf of two months to a little romantic night on Friday.
I want to take her our to eat, go to the movie theater then go star gazing on the hood of my car with a blanket somewhere nice. We have sex all the time and I just want to use this time to spend a romantic with her.
Anyways, would it be better to tell her I want to go star gazing with her on my hood or should I just say don't worry about it when she asks me where we are going after the movie? She thinks we're just going on another dinner+movie date on Friday. What would be...
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Have you ever tried lying on the roof of your car? When I flop on my car's roof while washing my car, it buckles in. There isn't a lot of structural integrity to the top
>>16864291
I mean on the hood leaning against my windshield
Just tell her that she'll see or that it's a surprise.
Do it like that: think of a nice place to go beforehand.
Bring a beer, a bottle of wine or whatever too. And one of those sky lanterns (pic related). Take out the planket, sit down with her and start to write cute stuff on the lantern with a sharpie. A heart and your initials for example. Then let it fly, lay next to her and stargaze for a while. Cuddle and kiss. If the conversation starts to fade out (IF so), bring out the drinks you have. This could become a long evening so bring enough blankets. Also,...
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An apartment complex made me sign a lease before I moved in and needed a cosigner my cosigner was not approved but they are still holding me responsible for the lease, even though I can't move in, because I "signed the lease". They're saying because I agreed to have a cosigner with their requirements in the lease that I'm still responsible for the apt even though they did not approve the cosigner. Is this legal? What can I do
All a cosigner does is provide someone that the landlord can go to if you don't pay your rent etc. That doesn't release YOU from your obligations, all it does is provide another level of security for the landlord. You're still bound by the lease.
>>16864274
Really? What can I do, they wouldn't check my cosigner until after I signed the lease but then they didn't approve it and I couldn't move in
>>16864274
dafuq?
OP says he can't even move in to the apartment. He is under NO Obligation to any lease if he can't even move in.
OP, tell this guy to either let you move in or go fuck himself. You don't owe him SHIT if you don't live in the apartment.
How long does it take to get over a bruised dick? I mean bruised on the head. I had some bad sex yesterday and somehow the head of my dick got bruised and it kinda really hurts. Thanks for the advice
>sex yesterday
Kek, that made my day bro. Nice b8
>>16864231
Can you contribute something worthy faggot?
>>16864227
I had skin chafed off my dick once and it took two weeks for the discomfort to go away and a whole month until it looked normal again.
Defending on how rough it was I'd say a day to a month
If she's having a dry spell I recommend eating her snatch and spitting on it a lot.
What do girls find attractive anyway?
Not you.
Solely based on physical traits? Well, i'd have to go with manly and capable
>>16864204
social status, wealth, classical physical beauty, charisma, confidence, dominance
