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How do you not be self conscious of C-cup saggy tits when youre having sex? Holding them to my chest or making sure I'm lying on my back is always on my mind and I can never feel sexy, only very ugly.
I can't afford surgery.
>>16994589
leave your bra on
duh
You are beautiful as you are, anon.
tfw no qt pie gf to tell this to
Noodleboob level of saggy?
C cups are perfect and a little sag is kind of attractive to me at least
Anons,a brother needs advice.
Tl;dr Girlfriend's period is 13 days late,didn't happen at all last month,should've been around 23 March but nada.
We took a test on 30 because we were already worried and it came out negative.
But she still isn't on her period yet and I'm starting to worry. I know it's possible for a woman to miss a period completely,unrelated to pregnancy and she has been under ALOT of stress lately and even though she says that she feels like she isn't prego,she still is scared by her lack of period?
I can't be a daddy,not yet..We used a condom too,didn't break,put it on alright...So what the fuck is going on ?!?
if she took a test and it came back negative it probably is
have her take another one
there's a lot of reasons why she would be missing her period, stress can be a factor in that
have her go to the obgyn
>>16994565
Periods are typically every 28 days but can go as far as 45 without being considered abnormal. If she's stressed, overweight or has some underlying issues, she will have abnormal periods. Worrying about being pregnant certainly isn't going to help her get it any faster. I had similar issues with my guy early on in our relationship. The time between my periods suddenly got very long, but a mix of being overweight, stress, and poor diet threw everything off balance. I was almost on the verge of having endometriosis and was later diagnosed with PCOS.
If she's pregnant, then talk about your options. It'll make it easier to face and reduce stress, likely inducing a period.
>>16994565
You're safe. Seriously, stop worrying.
How do you know when a relationship is truly over? As in, no coming back.
>>16994553
If you're asking, then it's too late.
>>16994558
Thats so depressing holy fuck
You don't. Life is like a box of chocolates.
I need some advice guys, and I really don't know who to talk to it about. None of my friends can really relate.
It affected me way more than I thought it would. My Dad had previously said that the reason he got a divorce was because my mom never tried to understand him. Recently I found out the real reason
So for a whole year or so before they got a divorce, he had been taking long trips for "work" to their storage facility. A co-worker of his literally told me today that he had been seeing another woman and couldn't stand seeing my mother get hurt, so he told me.
I don't know what to do.
Should I tell my mom and let her get even more depressed?
Should I confront my Dad?
Or should I just stay out of it?
>Tl;dr
Parents got a divorce; Found out the reason was because he cheated on her; what do I do
Pic unrelated
Your mother probably knows already.
The cheating was a symptom, not the cause of their relationship problems.
Just remember that it's not your fault.
>>16994543
not your business
no good ever comes from meddling
What do girls like in a guy? It seems like no matter how hard I try no girl is interested in me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong...
>>16994436
>What do girls like in a guy?
No you, obviously.
>>16994436
> I don't know what I'm doing wrong...
> It seems like no matter how hard I try
this basically. lol
stop tryharding, chill, and let her tryhard for you.
>>16994443
Okay. Thank's.
>long term bf had female friend, they're still friends on facebook, but she moved away and is also married now
>he hooked up with her, but like ten years ago, way before we got together
>she hated on me from the beginning, even if it was several years after her and bf did anything with each other
>the month bf and i went official she tried to hook up with him at a bar
>she was also engaged to the guy she married at this time
>bf got upset with her, stopped hanging around her for a long while
>she brought her fiance out to our state about a year after that incident
>they and some friends went out for drinks
>that sad fool bought my boyfriend dinner and drinks and shit, trying to be bros with him
Even now this bitch is still throwing shade at me any chance she gets on facebook. I don't understand her deal, man. I know there is nothing I can really do. I've "won" whatever game she's trying to play. I mean, my bf is with me, not her. She's just fuckin attentiony man.
I don't know why she's always throwing little jokey insults at me if my boyfriend tags me in things on facebook. I don't understand why she is outwardly being mean to me when she's the one that's trying to fuck people's boyfriends. Is she just deflecting? Man, what I know could ruin her life.
Why are women like this? I'm not really going to do anything. Like what would a facebook message do? So I just ignore her, but it always happens. I just need some insight, man. How do I deal with this?
My bf hasn't seen her in a couple years or hung out with her, or even text or call her, just keeps her on facebook. He never responds to her comments. But just, what is this psycho's problem?
Why does a girl who basically isn't even in your boyfriend's life anymore make you so jealous and insecure? I mean, you are jealous and insecure, right? Otherwise it wouldn't bother you and you wouldn't have made this thread
>>16994393
I feel embarrassed mostly. Like she comments about me on his posts. Then it's just awkwardly left there for everyone to see.
I just don't understand what her problem is with me. I feel more defensive than insecure about it. She isn't a threat to my relationship, but I feel bullied. Like personally.
>>16994404
So just block her so you don't have to see her activity and comments and be done with it. You don't have a problem, don't pretend you do. Don't act like you pity her when you just want us to tell you how she's a jealous whore who's trying to steal your boyfriend because she's in love with him because you want an ego boost.
There's a couple girls I fuck on Sunday nights and Thursday nights. They always show me pathetic texts from these poor saps that think they have a chance with them. one of them called a girl while she was riding my cock. I asked one of these girls 'if he creeps you out, why do you keep talking to him' to which she replied 'cause it makes me feel good and i don't want to be mean'.
I can't believe the current generation of girls are going to be mothers and business leaders one day. What fucking chaos the world will be by then.
I am assuming you are the poor saps that was friend zoned right because a player could careless about the other variables as long as he gets his dick wet.
>>16994392
He probably had this happen with his oneitis and he's fucking these other girls to show how 'alpha' he is
>>16994392
It just amazes me girls can pull their shit with a straight face. I fucked a married woman once and she had 0 hang ups about the ordeal.
I'm 20 years old and married I do nothing but work and sleep. Once I turn 21 I want to pack up my shit leave my wife behind and go travel and party across America. I have no money in my bank account and I usually don't have more than $40 cash because bills are insanely high every month. How to I travel and do what I want but be able to make money along the way to buy gas food and alcohol? I have no problem living out of my car instead of motels.
Move that time table to 22 and then save up enough money to live off your travels.
Read this thread OP.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=154073641
>>16994373
That is a great thread but I have to make money as I go saving up isn't an option
OP here. This is why I can't save up for travels
Rent: $450
Food for 2: $100
Utilities: $160 (no heat or A/C ever used)
2 cell phones: $120
2 loans taken out to keep from being homeless: $140
I only make around $800-$1000 a month
How to dominate a girl:
So my girl want "to be treated like a sex object". She likes it rough. I do the whole hair pull, light slap, pussy pounding, call her a good little slut bit but it's not enough. She told me it turns her on to be completely dominated and treated like an object/sex slave. I'm admittedly kind of vanilla sexually. I guess I just need tips/tricks of what to do and say to give her what she wants. Almost every time we have sex she say something like this and I try but what I'm doing isn't enough for her
Pic related: it's her
>>16994290
it'd be easier if you didn't give a shit about her though, then you could spit on her, slap her hard, fuck her in the ass, call her a filthy whore etc. but it sounds fucking awful though man, idk what i'd do in your situation
>>16994290
Treat her how real men did back in the 1940's
They love it.
Both hand on her jaw and kiss hard. Tongue and make it sloppy. Then kiss her neck and start stripping her and let her take your clothes off. Fore play (I won't give advice) but be powerful, confident and don't second guess yourself. I like to suck on the nipples and pull her nipples. Then working on her pussy via kissing her thighs and denying her pussy. Kiss and lick everything but the pussy, when she is wet...deny it. I won't give advice on eating pussy but make it consistent.
For hard sex.
Squeeze both her wrists and plant them beside her head. Fuck light slaps, give strong slaps and insult her. Call her dirty slut used for your entertainment and that you are her cum rag. Call her a disgusting whore who is into this kinda of stuff. When you grab her tits, really grab it to the point you feel it would be painful. Slap her tits and suck her tits, while looking at her. More insulting. Spit on her pussy and make sure it is wet. Finger her and choke at the same time. Tell her to lick your fingers.
Anal, pull her hair, smack her ass and finger.
Be creative and do whatever the fuck you want. If she says you are being too painful, let her know you will give her more of a thrashing.
Can you guys help me pick a course for college ?(im already 18 cause i started a bit late)
At this point im between Law or Medicine,
I find law appealing cause im interested in politics and got good in English and ok in reading
but i like medicine cause my Dads a doctor and it gives me the possibility of working abroad, also human anatomy is pretty cool
So far everyones been leaning to medicine,
what do you think?
We can't answer this for you, they're two completely different things. I will say that if you're basing law of what you've seen in pop culture and the media, you're going to be sorely disappointed
>>16994262
Fuck that. You won't care about the subject when you do it every day all day. Ask yourself the important questions.
Do you want to work in office all day?
Do you want to work on something technical, or spend all your time talking to people?
Do you want to do something manual with your hands, or something that takes a lot of thought with very little moments of action?
That is far more important than the other shit, believe me. I love computers, but I fucking hate my current job because I work in an office with no windows and there's not enough work for me to do in a day. Don't end up hating your job just because you thought it wouldn't matter what you did for eight hours every day.
>>16994271
i guess thats true, i would the same applies to medicine but my Dad tells me how he's seen some weird shit in his career.
>>16994286
So is this siding towards law or Medicine?
Honestly i think with both the answer is yes to all of those questions
how do you find friends and people that you can really trust? what kind of people are typically the most trust-worthy?
if it matters, i'm female and would prefer finding female friends.
Simple reminder... Keep your enemies close, and your friends closer.
If you want someone to be open with you, you must first be open with them. I'm not saying you should emotionally barf on people, but when someone says, "Hey, how are you?", answer honestly. Or, if you're having a rough time then you should ask if they are willing to listen to you. Most people love it when someone confides in them, it shows that the person is willing to trust them.
>>16994160
Keep meeting new people. The more social you become, the easier it becomes to weed out the good from the bad. It takes time though, obviously. The introverts usually tend to be more trustworthy, especially if you coax them out of being total shut ins - then they become loyal and more fun in addition
I'm crying so much right now. And it's so stupid and I feel stupid for it.
I see people all around me constantly getting into relationships or posting really cute pictures with their SO. I keep trying to remind myself that not everything is what it seems. I know that two of my friends have approached me this week with problems in their relationships and they wanted to vent. One of them is even considering breaking up with their girlfriend.
Despite knowing about all the problems that go on, I still can't help but feel sad that I don't have a boyfriend. I know it's not the most important thing in the world, But I missed out on that stuff. I missed out on the stupid high school romance because I just didn't care in high school. And now I'm missing out on the serious college relationships because I keep getting hurt by guys. Now I'm at the point where I'm just so completely heartbroken and sad. I just feel like I can't trust anyone when it comes to dating.
This semester has been terrible. I've been a bad student, I've been slacking off a lot, I've been a bad daughter, a bad sister, and just overall not the best human being. I try to hide my sadness behind stupid jokes or just talking about Batman, books, and makeup, but I think some people see through it and will genuinely ask me if everything is okay. Even one of my professors sat down with me to ask me what was wrong.
I'm so sad all the time. I'm still going through a heartbreak from December and I hate it so much. Sometimes I have my good days and now tonight...I'm having a really bad day. I don't know how to fix this.
I'm not expecting some prince charming to come along, but it would be nice to have something.
It's funny, Because A LOT of guys here have same problems.
so you people could just date each other fuck like rabbits and live a happy life c:
>>16994167
Because people having the same problems means that they are instantly compatibile. Fuck off man
>>16994156
Sorry, femanon. I'm not going to go with the cliché 'things get better' saying, because without you trying - it won't get better. Finding a boyfriend should wait right now. I believe you saying you want a boyfriend is a mask for all the real problems happening in your life at this moment.
Who have you spoken to face to face about this? Have you reached out to your school psychiatrist yet? I really believe there is some other underlying problem here that you are not sharing or don't understand yourself
/pol/ here
Guys I need help.
I'm going to prom in a bit under a month. I'm going with some girl who's known around my school as a slut. I'm gonna be honest, I asked her because she's super hot and likely to be an easy lay; but now I'm backing down. I don't want to engage in degenerate behavior, I want to stay pure for my future Aryan wife with whom I will repopulate the fatherland for our children.
But what do I do now? I'm not gonna just cancel the whole thing, she already has the dress and everything. Do I just say, "sorry, I don't feel like it" or what?
Go to prom with her and don't engage in degenerate behavior you absolute imbecile.
Being a retard is also degenerate you absolute faggot.
>>16994139
How do I respectfully refuse to copulate with this young lady?
>>16994144
"Sorry Im waiting till marriage."
I'm in college and I have the hand writing of a grade schooler. Anybody's know any good methods to improve hand writing so it's consistent and readable?
>>16994101
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>>16994101
Google for some samples of neat (male) handwriting, find some that you like and print them out. Write the message on the print out over and over and over and over again, practicing how all of the letters look. You'll have to do this a ton of times until it becomes natural. Just like when kids were taught cursive in 2nd grade. They had that lined paper and had to write individual letters over and over. That's what it takes--skill building.
Staet with Arrighi's Operina, the earliest known textbook on penmanship in the Roman alphabet. The book is in Italian, but that doesn't matter too much: the idea isn't to read it, but to copy it. Practice here will give tou a basic chancery hand, but you can build your own style off of it when you're done.
I just ended it with a girl I had a series of six dates with. I just became so apathetic about dating, her, any chance of a relationship... I stopped caring completely, and this was after I had already spent the night at her place and our date last night to a show (which I ended by telling her how I felt).
It was a scumbag move to have lead this girl on as long as I did, but I really thought I could get myself into it. This is now another woman added to the growing list of failed attempts at dating, relationships, and whatever else.
I'm turning 30 this year and increasingly anxious that I have not met some of the "life goals" I set out to meet. I've got a career, I'm independent, I have a healthy social life, and my finances are slowly crawling into good shape. However, I'm not married, I don't own any property, I have't really traveled like I wanted to, and I'm still overweight while also being nearly completely bald.
What does it take, anons? I've taken breaks from dating, whipped my ass into shape to lose weight, and done all of that shit before... but I still fall into these traps of thinking I'm ready, and then watching the relationship just crumble.
This girl was absolutely not my type and I don't know what I was thinking in retrospect, but it seems to be all that I get. I just want somebody who compliments my character and makes me feel warm and loved again. But as I get older, I become more and more numb to love and affection. I mean, this girl started bawling when I told her I was through and my reaction was just to shift the conversation and abort the mission. I felt no empathy for what I had done and even today when she wrote me a (lengthy) "never speak to me again" text I just laughed at it and didn't respond. I'm becoming jaded and a bit of a sociopath. But I still put myself out there and constantly try to "find the right girl."
My abridged life story with love incoming...
>>16993997
Real quick snippets of what I think might be things that got me to feeling the way I am today. Any help on "getting through this" would be appreciated.
>I had a crush on my best friend in high school and she ended up ditching me at prom for another guy who I couldn't compete with
>When we finally had a shot at real dating it didn't work out and we both got embarrassed
>She wanted sex anyway and I turned her down even though I really wanted it too out of fear it would mess us up
>That same friend came back years later to tell me I was a loser for not fighting for her and refuses to speak to me still 10 years later
>Most of my college crushes never bore fruit as I kept getting friendzoned
>My first college gf tried to commit suicide and was kicked out of the school a weekend I wasn't around, and this was pre-cell phones so it took me a few days to figure out if she was okay
>She told me that I was part of the reason she attempted it
>I scummed around dating and sleeping with random women, treating them like absolute shit
>My longest relationship in college was with a total bombshell who started to regret dating me, but kept up appearances -- we fought constantly but neither of us would just end it
>She began to refuse sex to a point that she became violent toward me over anything sexual, including punching me in the dick and locking me out of dorm room in the snow more than once -- I never laid a hand on her the entire time
>I was too scared to leave her because I didn't know what the "other side" would be like
>She would go on to accuse me of rape toward the end of my senior year and threatened to go to her family to press charges after we had a pregnancy scare
>Finally ended it cold turkey but she continued to harass me over the phone, through the internet, and using her friends for a good year
>Called a job I applied for and had them reject my application through her connections
>She's now happily married and has everything she ever wanted
>>16993997
Post pic?
>>16994031
>after our breakup I developed some form of ED that lasted two years, both after college
>I dated anything and everything that moved, fell into online dating hardcore
>Began clubbing and going to bars to meet women and realized I was going bald and had zero skill compared to my more attractive, virulent friends
>Fell into a deep depression and tried to kill myself two separate times
>Moved out of state and continued random dating, but met a girl a few hours away
>She never visited me and I was always driving out to see her
>Cured my ED
>She really had no emotional connection to me and made it clear as crystal from day one
>Felt abandoned in a strange state as she randomly called me one day and said she was "done"
>We met up some time later and she told me about how much better her life was without me around, said that I was the kick in the ass she needed to fix her life
>After that she never spoke to me ever again
>She's married now and happy as a clam
>Random dating again, fall even harder into online dating
>Move to a new state, new job, and meet the "perfect girl"
>We have a Hollywood relationship and it's perfect, she even postpones a dream job across country so she can get more time with me and let me figure my shit out so we can both move together
>She starts to become depressed and angry a lot out of the blue, sort of related to that decision, and it creates a rift in the relationship
>Breakup is long and drawn out, she advertises her "healing process" of fucking random guys (and girls) to me and becomes a real bitch
>I end up rebounding with a coworker and knock her up by mistake
>We get the abortion and wonder if we should "stick it out" because we genuinely liked each other
>It ends as horribly as you'd expect and along comes a new suicide attempt as she ending of that relationship goes nuclear and I start to wonder wtf I'm doing with my life, begin realized I was almost a father...
