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When's a good day and time to walk in and ask about a job?
>>16988627
Unsolicited calls or visits are usually best on Monday or Tuesday at 8-9:00. People aren't jaded and bogged down with shit because of the end of the day/week yet.
>>16988627
that's not how it works anymore
Any day the place is open.
They may say they aren't Hiring atm, they may tell you to apply online, they man hand you an application.
But the most important thing about job hunting is apply everywhere, except for places that you are severly underqualified for (such as applying for a place that requires a Master's/Doctorate and you don't have one) even if the job says 5 years of "whatever" experience and you only got 3, apply anyway.
Where should I hide my sex toy when not in use? I don't have a safe, and if I did it would attract suspicion. I live with my parents by the way.
the fucking closet? inbetween your panties you sissy
>>16988491
My parents continue to go in my room, they'd see it. I also need to hide my panties too desu.
Under your mattress, perhaps?
How dangerous is it to have sex with a fat girl if you're a rather thin guy. I weigh like 140, and my gf says she's 250-260ish. I kinda want her to get on top, but I mean has anyone ever been hurt in this way? Has a girl ever been riding and she misses the penis one time and it gets bent or something?
Oh man. Your in for a treat homie.
I don't think it's really that dangerous, dude, it's just gross.
I mean, you CAN break your dick but I doubt it's particularly more likely to happen with only an extra hundred pounds or so. Certainly your weight has no bearing on whether or not it would happen, it's about the force applied to your dick.
but yeah, it's gross dude.
Your a loc for letting me ride top though.
So I've known this girl for some time,we always say 'hello' when we see each other,we go to the same school.
Im quite good loking,not poor,know how to keep a conversation but my only and biggest problem is how to start up a coversation and not look like a creep.
Any advice on starting up a conversation?;'cus once I start talking to someone Im good,just need to overcome that initial few sentences.
Any ideas how to overcome this problem?
>>16988450
Why don't you try asking her how she is doing? Compliment her. Talk about the weather. Talk about the news. Talk about how much of a fag you are posting on 4chan boards.
>know how to keep a conversation
Then it has to start somewhere small and simple.
>>16988468
kek
>>16988468
It doesnt come out as creepy,if I all of a sudden just send her 'Hi,how are you/whats up?'...?
I drink lots of water and cola every day. Cola comes cheap and are the equivalent of a cigarette- meaning it staves off hunger.
I'm hungry. A lot. Underweight, we don't get much food. The cola is amazingly cheap (~40 cents for 2 litres that lasts 1-2 days)
Diet mainly consists of carbs. Bread, rice, spaghetti. Our family is piss poor.
I am not gaining weight either. We have generally one meal a day, and the rest I occasionally just go down to make toast. We do occasionally include other things (meat, veg) in the meals. But most of the time it's...
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Obesity, severe bone damage, gastrointestinal diseases that could lead to surgery, liver and kidney failures, blood pressure issues that could lead to heart diseases.
Being poor isn't quite an excuse, veggies, water and fruits are cheap. You can always exercise for free aswell.
>>16988439
I'm not obese- really underweight. Like a fucking skeleton.
It is actually not too bad a diet in and of itself. Psychologically, eating bland food that's prepared the same day after day will kill you. Maslow's hierachy of needs puts physiological needs at the base of the pyramid - that includes food. We derive joy from food and call those who cannot derive joy from food people with eating disorders.
You won't die of scurvy any time soon, however a mostly-carb diet is inefficient (you need a lot to satisfy hunger, it 'goes down' quickly) and possibly costly financially.
I recommend that you start finding ways to supplement greens in your diet with dandelions, cat's ears and other foraged greens, sprouting beans bought in bulk (soybean and chickpea sprouts are particularly easy).
Look into hunting permits or what is acceptable to hunt in your area (rabbits, squirrels, so on and so forth).
>Have sex with GF (second time)
>Condom is on tight
>Cum once
>Don't have any other condom so we do again using same condom without taking it out
>Came again
>I get paranoid because dick is sticky wet
I like smelled her "pussy" and the liquid on top of my dick and they were the same. The condom didn't look like it leaked since my cum wasn't coming out of...
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>>16988378
Well - you are horrifically retarded for shagging her with a used and full condom, yes.
Not much an outsider can tell, have a fun time waiting for her red companion to appear.
>>16988402
I'm in a perpetuated state of both paranoia and bemusement. I don't even know why I thought it was a very good idea, fuck me.
>used the same condom twice
How disgusting, for fucks sake. Hope she gets pregnant and you regret being an idiot the rest of your life.
My friends keep asking me to go on a cruise or some shit with them and see a couple of concerts. I have no fucking desire to go on a cruise or see a concert. I hate concerts and I hate traveling.
One of my friends got so salty that he basically told all of our other friends to not ever do anything with me again. What the fuck? All this because I don't want to go traveling or to concerts with them. I explained to him that I don't like concerts and he is basically trying to get me to do something I hate. I would never ask him to do anything he didn't want...
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I hope your trolling.
You're friends are cool and your a loser
>>16988359
It's the "waaa they like things I don't like and they don't like the things that I like - OMG they're such a horrible person" dumbass part of the brain.
Probably from evolutionary psychology or some shit like that where you had to fit it to show you belonged to the tribe.
Fuck it, drop the dead weight and do what you wanna do instead... chillax with people who'll live and let live rather than these "you're with us or against us" assholes.
>>16988359
Oh man I laughed so hard through this. I don't know why, I think just the way you phrased it all. Become a comedian, fuck those jerks.
Help me /adv/ I am having a hard time getting my head around my bf telling me he's into loli. I've had some bad experiences in my past with exs and friends who turned into creeps after telling me they were into loli and now I feel grossed out that he jerks off to drawn kids. What do I do? I told him 'whatever' but I can't help but feel he's into kids IRL now. I don't know why he's into loli and I was too scared to ask him why he likes it. Are pedophiles aften into loli's? Should I talk to him more about this issue? Should I tell him...
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>>16988353
Sex could help. Inhale helium to make your voice childish and scream "yes daddy, yes! give it to me"
>>16988353
You should start dressing and talking like a loli
also post tits
>>16988353
If it makes you feel this upset, talk to him about it. Voice your worries.
Nevertheless, I wouldn't be too worried. For most people there's a clear difference between 2D and 3DPD. I for one can enjoy shota, but would under no circumstances be attracted to a real kid.
