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So today i almost bit into a glass cup when i was drinking it. i felt like i was going to lose control of my bite function. I am frightened about this problem and i wondering what kind of treatment there is for it. The other day i also almost picked up a rock while forgetting that it could break my teeth but i didn't lose control and put the rock in my mouth and chew it. I didn't chew the rock. I put it back down. So what in the holy fuck is wrong with me? What kind of medicine can they give me so I never lose control? I should get a brain scan right? Go to the neurologist?
im relaxing now guys but its been pretty hard on me lately.
I take Lorazepam, Ropinirole, Ziprasidone, and Benztropine.
I almost want to go to church this shit if fucking me so hard. Also, when i took a hot bath, when my whole body was in it and i go to rub my neck because it is soothing, I nearly choked myself. i woke up a few time in my last sleep to my body jerking and waking me up. that i think was because of the benztropine which i need to keep taking for tremors.
How can I stop being a shitty friend?
There's this girl that I would really love to be good friends with. And i feel that since I act so sarcastic and jokey around her, i think it's starting to come off as mean or unsupportive. The sass is slowly becoming more destructive rather than a means of humor.
How can I show that I am appreciative of our friendship and be more genuine, rather than the sarcastic guy that I am. What would be a good way to show that I am supporting her without being like, "let's be bf and gf"
Do I apologize? Do...
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>>16984442
99% of the time when a chick tells you her problems she doesn't want a cute response, she doesn't want advice, she doesn't want help, she just wants you to shut up and listen.
>>16984471
How do I respond then when she talks about her problems?
Do I try and continue the conversation?
>>16984511
Occasionally interject that you are sympathetic. "Wow...that's rough" or "Has that been going on for a while?"
I gave her a small gift and she was way too happy about it
Why?
She wasn't. Women learn how to deceive people very well, so I'm sure she seemed happy. In reality I'm sure she gave zero fucks.
>>16984450
You must be a joy at parties
Is "small gift" code for penis?
The only reason I haven't killed myself is fear of what comes after.
Logically, it's nothing. I revert to how I was before I was born. Just nothingness. That scares me out.
I just want there to be something better for me. Just let me put a bullet in my skull and then live in paradise/heaven/whatever.
I was raised Catholic, but now I'm agnostic, if Jesus appeared before me and is like "hey bro I'm real", I'll believe.
I'm just so lonley. I am not good company to myself.
I got out of a two year relationship...
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You were nothing before, why does nothing after scare you?
I'd be a lot more worried about hell being real than nothingness.
it's not been too long since you broke up. those things take time anon. you'll be good.
as for your question: everybody has his own version of "afterlife". nobody went there and consciously came back again, so there's no answer to this. you can dream up whatever gives you the most security and it will be as realistic, valid and possible as every major religion or spiritual theory.
>>16984216
Oh definitely that scares me. I've just had a lot of mental issues with my perspective of consciousness fucking with me. The thought of losing it completely is terrifying, but traditional thoughts of hell are incredibly terrifying.
Lmao, this all boils down to "I want to die but I'm a pussy"
>Be me
>22 y/o
>Decent looking
>Decent amount of friends
>Virgin
>Could easily get sex if I wanted it, which I do
>Too afraid too because I'll probably finish in less than a minute
Wat do?
Just do it faggot. Everyone sucks at first.
I lasted like 7 seconds my first time, get over yourself you fucking pussy, just fuck someone
Shameless self bump
one of her celebrity "crushes" got a gf and shes crying about it and im telling her to grow up, and shes like "you aren't being supportive". like what the fuck am i supposed to do? support you to like someone else? now shes went busy on skype and isn't responding to me, the hell do i do
>>16984076
You have to be 18 to use this website.
seriously: how old is she? if she's over 16, you dumb that bimbo NOW
>>16984081
I'm 19 and shes 18, but she acts 12 over shit like this
>>16984084
shes 18
desu, shes fits some of the bimbo definition. shes only stupid and illogical over stuff like this
My uncle (mum's younger brother) is rich. Net worth over £10M tbqh.
I have a relatively close relationship with him and I've gotten great presents from time to time. He's my godfather too, and a lifelong bachelor (47 this year) with no kids or other family.
How do I ensure I inherit his money?
Well if he doesnt have kids I bet he's gonna give you at least some of it
>>16984068
I'd say kill yourself, that should give you a pretty good impression what you deserve.
>>16984068
give him a handy every now and then
How did you make the choice between living in the city vs the suburbs?
I'm very interested in hearing your decision and reasoning.
if you work in the city, live in the city
if you work in the suburbs, live in the suburbs
#environmentally friendly
>>16983942
ideally this. I ended up living in a small town though, because the mortgage prices were way cheaper and because I grew up in mostly rural areas and can't stand living in larger towns. too noisy, too zoo-like. I ended up having about a 20-minute commute but made up for it as much as I could by getting the most fuel-efficient car I could afford and combining trips as much as possible.
also dammit OP it's 3.30 in the morning and I need to go to bed but your pic makes me want to play simcity so bad
okay, so im in a kinda multilayered situation here.
i have this female friend, which ive known for 21 years now (im 26). We have some sexual past, as in some making out stuff when we were younger, but i was always too afraid to lose her as a friend to make a move for something more. currently she is one of my two true friends (and always has been). also we live literally five minutes away from each other.
She is married (two years now) im getting married in 5 months. We finally started fucking around two weeks ago, which obviously opened the honesty dam, fuck it...
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so now for the advice request:
1. do i tell someone about the friend suicide toughts, plans (like her husband ? sisters, parents?
2. do i stay in my relationship? should i get married if im not 100% sure isnt it too late to backdown ?
3. do i try to make a relationship with the friend ?
>>16983894
>1. do i tell someone about the friend suicide toughts, plans (like her husband ? sisters, parents?
If you do, be prepared to lose your friend. She's only telling you because she trusts you.
>2. do i stay in my relationship? should i get married if im not 100% sure isnt it too late to backdown ?
You have no business being in a relationship just for the sake of having one. You think you're good to your fiancee, but really, you're...
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>>16983912
1. yeah, i know, thats why im asking. shit, i dont know if i want to be loyal to the friend and to myself of if i want her to be NOT dead. but fuck me if i know.
2. but what if i love her ? at least i think i do. sometimes i really want family, kids and stuff. and sometimes i want to fuck around.
also how can i end such a relationship, how can i suddenly tell her, 5 months before wedding that i actually cant do it ?
and she wont accept any help from me. i know her well, she is much too proud...
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Found a certain piece of tech listed at a literally insane price. I would normally ignore this too-good -to-be-true type situation, even on amazon, but since I don't think I'll ever in my life be able to afford this product I am very tempted to try it. I assume worst case scenario I get scammed and I get a refund, right? Is it worth any potential risk? Or am I a complete retard for even THINKING this could work?
>>16983819
Amazon is pretty good about that stuff. I'd say go for it. I've had nothing but AMAZING experiences with their support.
>>16983821
Yeah same for me that's why I'm so tempted. I've bought misadvertised products before and I ended up getting a refund and getting to keep the product.
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gf wants a break from our 8 month relationship, considering just ending it. I dont believe in breaks but im curious if anyone on here had a break work for them.
>>16983809
Breaks are just the cowards way of breaking up. That's a shitty thing of her to do. Dump her.
It IS possible that she's just incapable of breaking up with someone and will lose interest, but there's value in taking time to yourself in the relationship. Depends on her maturity level and how the relationship looked.
>>16983809
I had a break from a past gf once, it was her idea.
We carried on dating and fucking, so honestly I didn't even notice we were on break.
Then about 6 months down the line she got all pissy with me because "I hadn't asked her back out from our break."
Should I stay with my wife.
I am married (since September) too my lovely wife. She's perfect too me in every way. The only demon that pulls me further down in the water is that she has slept with 29 other guys from 2013-2015, and had 1 STD that was treated. I can't get the thought of how used I feel like she is.
If she's with you, and not any of these 29 other guys, then what's the problem?
Why the hell do you people care about mundane shit like this?
>>16983716
I guess I over think it way too much.
I look as her like an apple pie, 29 other guys put there fingers and ate out of the apple pie. Now its my pie.
She chose you out of 29 fucking guys ya dingus, that should make you feel good. Get out there and fuck her like a man, dude.
Gf is coming over tonight to watch a movie and stay the night. The only problem I is that masturbated today and probably won't be able to keep my dick hard for sex. I jerked it about 4 hours ago and shes coming over in 3 hours.
What do I do? I wish I had some viagra or something
>>16983371
get alcohol.
Make her drunk as fuck.
She won't even asks for sex or remember the night.
Crisis averted.
Will she actually be disappointed if you don't have sex?
There's not really anything you can do. Either avoid sex or lie, I would not be honest about it.
I would probably do some foreplay stuff and eat her out, and tell some bullshit lie about my dick like "I'm on some meds for a temporary problem and I have weird med whiskey dick."
We've been wanting to fuck lately and haven't gotten together but have made plans on what's going to happen when we do. She had plans today so I figured I'dfap today and be ready tomorrow but her plans changed so she asked if she could just come over.
Getting her drunk will just Make her hornier. I can get an erection but I usually lose it after a few minutes of sensationless sex. She's tight too so if I'm not at full mast it will stop going I'm completely.
Aww man fuck my life. I think I'm going to flake and say I fell asleep
I'm 23 f, I broke with my boyfriend since a year and a half ago... I'm not that sociable so I'm still single but five months ago I met a boy through Tinder and had casual sex with him (I never did that in my entire life). Till there that's ok because we never talked again and then deleted the app.
A month ago I installed Tinder again and met a boy, we talked a bit the first day, we exchanged numbers but then I noticed he was acting a bit weird (asking about my family, if I wasn't online he insisted a lot like "hi!, are u there? hello? answer!"...
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and sorry for the bad english
>>16983296
this is pretty common in America actually, so I'm not surprised you're not used to this if you're not from here
You're most likely safe, it's fine to feel nervous, since it's prob your first obsessive weirdo encounter.
Tbh a lot of that extra detail was unnecessary lmfao, but don't feel unsafe, you're fine
>>16983485
yeah I guess it was unnecessary, I'm really sorry but I was very nervous... and yes, I've never been through this creepy situation. Is it really that normal?
I guess I'm safe because he doesn't know anything about me... you think he's going to look for me or anything? (I changed my facebook name just in case...)
Okay guys I need you're help I cant parallel Park i'm 20 and still cant do it right its embarrassing going out on dates and giving B.S excuses to chicks about why i didn't park closer help guys
I'm 22 and I don't know how
Bump for interest
never done it
never will
>>16983239
well nice to know i'm not alone
