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I don't have much of a libido, but I still don't want to be cucked.
Where do I find a frigid wife so we can have sex a couple of times to produce children and then largely stop doing it altogether, without her becoming sexually frustrated and fucking others behind my back?
I am reasonably well-off and I should have no problems supporting an upper middle class lifestyle for the family and a good upbringing for the children. I need a wife to manage the household and accompany me to social functions.
The Victorians had it right to be honest.
>implying Victorians weren't totally freaky
>implying you wouldn't get cucked by your wife's doctor
Anyway I'm a pretty frigid woman, but I also don't want kids. Can't help you anon.
>>16987357
Some of them could have been freaky, but the general social attitude was very accommodating to what I would prefer in my married life.
Find yourself a religious girl. Go to a liberal church so the girl won't be too disappointed that you don't love Jesus
I did a full withdrawal last semester of uni, and failed a class this semester. I am going to get kicked out when my parents find this out. So here is my question.
Should I tell them in a week and be able to withdraw from this course, or should I tell them in a month and let myself fail, but have more time to prepare for the homeless life?
Try open universities
Study more fag
>>16987333
Withdraw if you're failing. If at some point you actually want to take college seriously, having any F's weighing your transcript down would be very bad.
What year are you in? Why don't you take a break instead of wasting your parents' money and time?
>>16987342
first.
Already tried that, my parents responded basically saying go to college or get out.
How do you get a job? Just filling out applications hasn't been working at all.
>>16987314
Just bee yourself.
>>16987314
So, if you're applying to be CEO of Walmart, it's going to be pretty tough. But applying to be a cashier at Walmart is drop-dead easy.
What jobs are you applying for?
>>16987314
That's pretty much all you can do. The job market is shit right now.
Am I the only one who uses fapping to cope with certain things?
Panicking after embarrassing myself in front of someone? Fap. In a really shitty mood after seeing a bad post? Nothing a lil' fap can't fix. Regretting a bad decision or indecision? Fucking FAP.
It washes away all of my worries. It's like a drug.
I should probably stop before it's too late (already fap 4 times a day, every day).
>>16987216
Other way around for me desu senpai, I can only fap if I don't have any worries, it's like my mind subconsciously marks sex as low priority. Pretty annoying
>>16987216
Opposite for me.
Faps just remind me of my shitty life.
Unless I'm fapping to a really good manga/vn everything else is just a shitty experience.
>>>/r9k/
>>16987216
Is im@s any good? I tried watching love live and it made me want to hurl, especially the cg.
And what the fuck is precure?
I have a really bad problem and I'm finally going to /adv/ for a fresh pair of eyes on the situation. I lurk here almost daily and I see my type of problem come up here and there.
I really need help. I don't feel any sexual attraction towards my long distance lover of 2 years. No we've never met in person yet. Yes it sucks. But I didn't come here for opinions on that. I'm saving up to move there. It'll happen in the future, no doubt, so we're not staying LDR forever.
I'm attracted to him, as he's extremely handsome whether...
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>>16987177
It'll be easier when you're actually near him. It sounds like you've just gotten bored of the simple masturbation-over-cam, and need more. Talk to him about it, toss around some ideas for new things to do. Get a high-res cam with a good mic and tell him to do the same if you haven't already.
Could try remote controlled vibrators (each of you controls the other's), that's usually a lot of fun. Feels like you're directly connected no matter how far away you are, plus you can...
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> have a hard time imagining everything when we haven't even touched before
>In the beginning we fucked like rabbits
What?
You know full well why you are in this situation.
Go there or dump him (or keep on pretending you still find your "sex" fun like a little bitch).
I hope now you realize why people shit on LDR. Your having sex with a dildo, not a man. It's only normal to grow tired of that dildo.
Hi,
I am currently in a very bad situation. I need 300 USD in 3 days or else I'll be out of college(I live outside of US). So please if anyone here know someone or something I can borrow money from, you'd be saving my life.
If anyone wanna help a young guy with no family and friends get a college degree and have a decent life, you can donate any amount on my Skrill, Neteller or Paypal account: [email protected].
Thank you very much!
I'll give you all 300 dollars if you cut off your left pinkie and ship it to me.
Before I donate, I have a few questions for you:
What are you majoring in?
What's your GPA?
Have you got a job lined up?
Are you a productive member of society?
Are you physically unhealthy or ill?
Are you mentally unhealthy or ill?
Describe your good traits, and your bad
Why do you have no friends?
>>16987128
Thanks
>I am majoring in Software Engineering
>Current GPA 2.97 (4.0 is the highest, 3.5 to get scholarship)
>IBM and Pointwest offered me a job
>Not sure if I'm productive but I do help some people in need of my help
>I am physically healthy but I am mentally unhealthy(depression)
>I don't know what's bad and...
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im oppressively unhappy with the way my life is
i graduated college recently and can't find a job with my degree. the application process has become more discouraging with time.
im in an unfulfilling
relationship with a unstable suicidal woman that burdens me with her problems
im unmotivated, and only leave the house to run errands
i have no friends, a source of great despondence given my extroverted nature
im tragically lonely
im dissatisfied with myself
i dislike my body
And generally i feel inadequate and inferior to those around me
i can see myself slowly aging as i go through my mid 20s and im going through a quarter life crisis
would older anons care to chime in with advice?
>>16987006
>opressively unhappy
you dont need to add adjectives before your emotions to make them moer valid than all the other whiners.
job hunts suck but thats life right now. its discouraging, but if you make a checklist and force yourself to check things off that list as you do them, it will stop you from slipping into not applying for jobs anymore. keep it up, and in the meantime maybe settle for a non degree job just to bring money in.
>unstable woman
leave her. its not your job to heal her and you know you cant. if she kills herself, that is on her, but she wont, otherwise she woudl have done it already. shes one of the many that martyr themselves by saying 'i want to kill myself but i couldnt do that to the people around me, im so fucking noble'. be careful though OP, you are on a slippery slope to that. dont become your girlfriend. vagina not included.
>i have no friends
easily the most easily fixed thing on this list. hobby shops, meetup.com, and the craigslist discussion section are your friends. no matter how introverted your hobbies there are people out there who want to meet up in person and talk about them.
>im tragically lonely
no, you are just normal lonely, and adding in extra adjectives to make it seem like you are one step more depressed than everyone else. dont do this. you are trying to intensify your emotions to make people take you more seriously, but all it will do is give you a complex where you NEED to be the saddest person in the room and will do anything to be that sad.
>i dislike my body
work out.
>>16987006
Job hunting is the single most depressing, soul-destroying experience known to man.
Once you get a job - and you will eventually, even if it isn't a dream job - everything else will lighten up.
>>16987006
> you pretty much explained ME perfectly (except the bad body part and suicidal girl friend [but she is bipolar])
> post a picture of what I LOVE most on a woman; meaty, white thighs! <3 I love biting my girlfriend's thighs because they look JUST like pic related
I've been in this situation before years ago. Felt like shit because I didn't have a job, didn't want to talk to any family or reconnect with old friends because...
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How to finally become okay with/accept the fact that life will never be exciting, involve risk/reward, or any kind of heroism/idealistic action?
I know I sound fucking 12 but I'm 25 and still get all chilly and hollow thinking about how life is always going to be mundane.
How to get over this?
Then find something to do. Its that simple.
>>16986830
Like what? I have a career I like and hobbies I like but I don't know...still disappointed with it all. It all seems unimportant and boring.
>>16986829
You don't need to be an action hero to find happiness. Find a goal to work towards that may seem virtually impossible, and work towards it anyway. You think movie stars or successful entrepreneurs got to where they are today by "knowing" their dreams wouldn't come true?
/adv/ I normally don't come here, but I was wondering if you could help me
/adv/ I have a sister who is 14
I am currently a senior in hs and turned 18 earlier this year
Here's what I can tell you, she has mental issues, and has been going to therapy and a special school,along with medicine, and she would normally cut herself,etc
Here's the thing though is that she could be a functioning child normally
The cutting I can understand, that's not my problem though
She treats me like a second class citizen in our own...
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>>16986791
Have sex with her
But seriously, this shit sounds like my ex. Nothing besides making her go to therapy and telling to grow the fuck up will help. Honestly, people like this need to learn that no one is gonna put up with their shit.
>>16986791
Just from your description it seems like you yourself are kind of an asshole with the whole "redpill", "I'm not a nigger", "coal burner", "I've yelled at her" stuff.
You might not be an asshole to your family and direct that arrogance at other people, but she's still looking to you as an example and if you (and other members of your family) are acting arrogantly, even to other people, she sees that behavior/attitude and copies it/makes it her own.
It...
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>>16986800
I don't think OP is really being an asshole. If you put up with this much shit from a girl like this, you would feel the same way. It gets old really quick and even the most patient of people end up telling a girl like OP's sister to just fuck off.
So there's this girl I've known for about 4 months. She's gone to a bar. Bigger girl, but pretty cute. My friend that knows her before I knew her told me that her thing is to be flirty with guys for drinks, so I've never bought her a drink. I've gotten friendly with her but not really done anything else.
Anyway, since I notice that she likes to hang out with other guys a lot, I didn't think it was anything special when she'd play flirty games with me. Two weeks ago, I was in the bar, and I came up to her. Im usually kind of the odd guy...
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>>16986782
So after the bar starts closing, we start up in the parking lot. Real handsy shit.
I have to leave to so I go home and they do. That was yesterday.
Tonight, the first girl is keeping her distance and isnt as flirty as usual. The second one was also keeping her distance, but we still had friendly talk.
I left early and the first one did the usual side hug she has always done, and the second did a full hug.
The whole thing is confusing as fuck. Did I screw up? is it just because theyre more...
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stop over analyzing everything, holy shit.
when girls, or people in general, get drunk, they get a lot more handsy and outgoing. that's most likely what happened if they were drinking, which means to some extent they were attracted to you but now that they're sober they're probably not as apt to show it. when i get drunk, if i find a guy decently attractive, i'll get handsy. when i get sober though, i revert back to my normal self.
i doubt either is pissed off, they were probably both more flirty than usual that night, it's a confident...
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>>16986843
Yeah I overanalyze a lot mostly because i fear being the creep or weirdo.
sorry will do better
What should I major in /adv/? 20/M, finished HS a while ago but never worked or went to college. Parents are pressuring me to go now, but I have no idea what I want to do.
Interests are limited to anime and vidya. Don't care about money as long as I have a pla e to sleep. Would like a job where you don't have to work 5 days a week, maybe something with long shifts but 2-3 times a week only.
Suggestions? Currently thinking of doing software development as I'm not entirely opposed to coding, but dunno if I'm cut out for it.
>>16986781
>Interests are limited to anime and vidya
lel
>>16986794
Where do you think we are?
That fits most people on this site.
>>16986810
>Where do you think we are?
Google Plus.
I've recently found my father on facebook after not seeing or hearing from him it probably 10-12 years.
Not sure how to go about contacting him. I think I am mostly afraid of him making excuses that I won't know how to respond to. Should I just add him and wait for a reply? I'm not the best at communicating and am usually anxious as fuck.
>>16986772
You just gotta greet him like how you would greet any other individual. He chose not to be in your life, so he doesn't deserve the full father-son respect. Don't hate him or anything, and don't be afraid of what he'll say or what excuses will be heard. Just know that you're you, continue to be you. If you fear possible answers, you'll end up getting no answer at all. Add him and communicate with him.
>>16986783
Thanks for the reply. It's helpful hearing someone else's input. Time to grow some balls and get this over with I guess haha..
>>16986772
I'm a father myself, of unconventional circumstances. I am definitely in my child's life, he's sleeping down the hall right now, but I can understand how a guy would bail. Society and the courts make it pretty damn hard on men in custody battles and child support matters. I am paying 1100 child support and 550 day care a month. It is a huge financial strain on me, and I do it for my son, but a lot of guys can't cope with that shit. On top of that, you are under complete control of the woman in...
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So I just got off the phone and its been confirmed: something I did got two people killed last weekend. I've already spoken to my attorney and I'm in the clear legally, nobody really knows about my involvement so I'm not worried about this coming back on me in other ways.
I just...don't feel anything about it. Sat down with my therapist and talked about it, nothing. Its been days, nothing. I just feel kind of tense because I have this secret and kind of relieved that its over, but thats not really an emotional connection.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
terminal case of faggotry
I'm sorry
Kek what'd you do you dumbass
>>16986688
Context: >>16962296
Long story short: I did some bad things when I was younger, cleaned up my life, and its been over a decade since I was involved in anything shady. Some guy came rolled into my life recently and wanted me to do him a favor, he strongly implied that he had information about something I did back in the day. I made a phone call, tipped the wrong someone off that the guy was doing something somewhere he shouldn't,...
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I've hated my family all the time because they are such good people. All are very smart and accomplished, and I feel guilty for hating them and inferior.
I feel that my dad always knows what to do and what is best for me (a lot of his judgements have shown to be good and right) - and at the same time I feel guilty for hating them so much.
All my life I have deliberately tried to alieniate myself from my family and not be like them, but they still help me anyway.
What the fuck is wrong with me. I believe that I'm not as good as any of them, so my...
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>>16986466
bump
Sounds like you're diagnosed with BeingaFaggotitis.
The treatment is a shot of Stop being such a lil bitch nigga
How old are you?
my boyfriend of 9 months isnt satisfying me in bed.
specifically his size just isnt. how do you say. its not enough. do those pills or pumps really make a size difference? even an inch or so will help
>>16986274
no they don't. theres nothing he can do
>>16986274
Is he a fat guy? Cause that might be the only way to grow his wee wee a tad bit.
Other than that. Nope sorry. Time to bring in toys or find a new dude.
Can't he just finger you?
My dick is decent sized but I can still make my girl cum more consistently using my hands
