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>not gonna lie I have a huge crush on youuuu
What did she mean by this?
>>16986254
You got farther than 99percent of SJW 4chan
>>16986254
I speak girl don't worry, it contexually translates as "I am not going to lie about this. I have a huge crush on you", but you can really read it as
FUCK YOU FAGIT
seriously tho, give context
Imperial Arms Pegasus !!fuGth1sh1t
>tfw no Leone gf
She was really nice but I still love Akame
How to fake a resume?
What are some good things to put on there that are noteworthy and hard to verify, but also easy to bullshit if asked to elaborate?
I am a crippled recluse and can't work 99% of entry level minimum wage jobs. Have full use of my upper body, but I am confined to a wheelchair.
>I can't work in any restaurants, fast food or otherwise.
>I can't work in any manual labor.
>I am a disfigured eyesore and my personality is shit, so I can't...
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Don't have an answer OP, I'm interested too
That's a really hard situation. May be you can try cultivating some skills like writing, drawing, modeling, music and/or programming. But you are advised it will take a lot of time until you hit the spot.
Become a software engineer op
Has anyone here been successful in losing a lot of weight? I'm trying to lose 40 lbs. Not putting this in /fit/, because not looking for advice on dieting, or bulking, that kind of thing. Just curious about the psychological side of it.
If you put on weight by lazing around and eating it would seem to reverse that you'd just move around more and eat less than you usually do, right? But how long until you're used to eating a certain amount of calories, like if you were consuming a daily 2200, would 1900 be too much of a decline?
>>16986103
Move a lot and sweat.
Drink dat H20.
I've bulked and cut for around 3 years. Losing weight is easy if you have a system and keep to it. In my case I count calories.
No the decline you're describing probably wouldn't be a huge deal.
I gained about 70 pounds in two years because of a sedentary lifestyle and eating habits that are just shy of binge disorder.
When you first start out you'll feel hungry/food cravings all the time. It's natural and normal. Might stay that way forever, depends on you and your body. You body does have physiological reactions to losing fat that make you super hungry, but if you're like me, your eating problems are mostly psychological.
2200 to 1900 won't be too...
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Hi /adv/.
I'm in a bit of a pickle.
yesterday my gf opened snapchat to show me a mates story that was funny and when opening it opened up the "chat" part with someone called Brodyjay (I wont list full name). She quickly got out of it and went swiped left to the stories. Today I logged in on her snapchat to see if she is snapping this guy and noticed that the last person who snapped her was a week ago (her cousin). Strange... So I went through her friends, double clicked the guys name and it said "last snap received yesterday at 4:30pm". I was...
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cuck'd
>>16986013
if she did not cheat on you, she is quite interested in doing so
get out
>deceptful
I have a calculus exam tomorrow I have procrastinated studying for (yes on a saturday) and just wanted to get any advice for last minute cramming. It is all of chapter 2, excluding 2.8.
> how much time per chapter should I commit?
>what's the minimum amount of sleep I should give myself?
> How fucked am I?
My school uses the same book, hm.
How many hours do you have until your exam?
>>16985996
Exam is 9:00 a.m Eastern time. So I basically only have tonight, unless I wake up very early.
Pretty fucked. It's easy material but getting it down the first time around takes time and work. focus the most on learning up to related rates. I doubt you'll have the time to really learn how to solve related rate problems well enough to do you any good on the test if you really have no idea what's going on going into your studying
So last week after a party I said some shit to my friend and kept provoking her until she left my apartment. A little later the police came telling us to end our party since we got a noise complaint.
I while drunk called her accused her of calling the police on us and she started screaming at me on my phone and she came to my apartment and started to beat the living crap out of me.
I was badly injured, I called the police and they arrested me while doing nothing to her! Now i'm being charged with disorderly conduct and A&B. Yes I did hit her back, but...
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>>16985972
You're fucked, familglia. Courts will NOT side in your favor. Get a kickass lawyer and hope for the best.
you're a fucking idiot
why did you call the police? you were being a moron and she hit you. talk shit get hit m8
and while the charges are BS, they certainly won't side with you
you fucked yourself over
>>16986018
>are BS, they certainly won't side with you
But she hit me first and she's bigger than me. Can I not claim self defense?
Girl posts an eccentric status that says "Sorry, the ghost that follows me around doesn't like it when I go on dates. " a day before our date. Then after the day she posts "you're so cute it hurts". Hasent contacted me since, is there something she doesn't understand?
>>16985931
Red flags, buddy
>>16985931
Red flag, abandon. She's crazy
So basically this is all my fault huh?
every week, almost every single night I have at least one terrible nightmare. I can't get enough of this, it sometimes has me in a skyscraper trying not to fall, other times is my girlfriend cheating on me, other times I get killed
It is just awful, It ruins my mornings everyday
Does anyone know any way that can help me with this that does not include therapy? Because I'm going to the therapist for a week now, but nothing has really changed yet
someone please I need help
Getting therapy is the only thing that will help you. That said, living healthy will do wonders too. Exercise more and eat healthy. But therapy is important.
>>16985877
>ealthy will do wonders too. Exercise more and eat healthy. But therapy is important.
I exercise 6 days of the week, i regularly have sex, i eat really well and don't take any drugs
my life was great untill this night terror streak got me
Any Military out there?
What is the Military like? Do you guys also have to do Math, Science ect .... along side the physical parts of it?
>>16985865
You clearly don't know anything about the military. The answer to that question depends greatly on what MOS a person is.
Haha, you don't know shit, do you?
Go on the about.com page and read up.
It all depends on what branch you choose and what job you do within it (mos/rate is the term for your job)
Assuming you're American it generally breaks down like this
Army-join if you want to be a soldier or drive colossal vehicles
Navy-join if you like ships, the sea, and lots of travel
Air force-join if you like planes, it also has the best living conditions
Marines-like the army but for people who take pride in doing things the hard way over the smart way
Coast guard-for people who actually want to defend America, you'll need to like being...
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I'm in nursing school. I have very bad test anxiety when it comes to the skills tests. Written tests I do fine on, usually get 85%+ and don't get anxious for them. But the skills tests, no matter how much I practice I get freaked the fuck out. I can't handle somebody scrutinizing every movement I take and word I say to a lifeless dummy. I know the material and everything I should do, but when I'm on the spot I freeze and forget everything. I'm fine with real patients, too. I don't freak out, and can talk to them pretty easily. I can't talk...
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You probably shouldn't be a nurse
>>16985883
thanks for your thoughtful reply and helpful advice
If you want this career badly enough, then you have to push through it and make it work. Find it within yourself to overcome your anxiety and just keep practicing.
Self-help chat and stuff. To keep it on topic I guess.
I want to talk to someone. Do trips still work?
Trips do not work. Good to know.
Talk me out of murdering my cats
>>16985679
That literally looks like puke.
Are you offering advice, or looking for advice?
>23 year old guy
>Work, gym, and vidya games are literally the only things I do in life
Holy shit I'm tired of living like this. How do I get out of the house and make friends?
>making friends past highschool
Good luck with that
>>16985672
t. a NEET
I made most of my friends in therapy group kek.
Anyway, join a club/organisation/church.
How do I stop having screwed up fetishes? I've tried nofap, noporn, and fapping to other things but they're still there.
How do I stop being lustful in general?
Have you tried impregnation fetish? Damn that shit is hot.
A visibly throbbing cock in a tight pussy, cum dripping down those big, pulsating balls.
You don't need to be ashamed of your fetishes, OP. Just try new ones.
>>16985603
Not OP but should I be ashamed if my fetish is bestiality?
>>16985608
Bob Wise here, yes you nasty fucker. You need mental help.
>gf said she's been nauseous and having other pregnancy signs
>she's going to take a pregnancy test when she gets off work
what the fuck do I do guys. I'm freaking out
I was honestly hoping this was a joke but it's not. How I deal
Welcome to facing reality.
What you do is have a talk with your girlfriend (after the test comes back negative) about how to tactfully handle situations. She did not need to work you up like this before even taking a test.
Both of you could stand to learn something.
>>16985555
I'm still in denial desu. I'm hoping its negative since I'm pretty careful but there's been a couple times where I was like damn that was a little too close
>>16985546
Back when I was with my gf, the same situation happened. It turned out to be nothing. While you can always prepare for the worst, don't expect it unless it's completely certain.
Worthless neet here.
How do I go about making myself more interesting an worth knowing?
>>16985531
acquire life experiences by doing something and obtain a hobby thats not worthless
>>16985560
This is really all that can be said. Get off your ass OP.
>>16985560
i'm not OP, but what things and what hobbies would you suggest?
