if you can get it in writing, or record it, that she is threatening herself with suicide, you can then take it to the police and get her committed. that, and your friends / family testimonial of her stalking you earlier.

godspeed nonner; I couldn't imagine that kind of torture. just don't feel at all guilty; you are NOT responsible for her mental illness and you do NOT owe her anything

>>17093264
You aren't responsible for her if she kills herself. That's pretty common for manipulative people to do that.

Just disappear and do what you did before.

"if" she does kill herself please do not feel responsible, she is literally ruining your life at the point and this will get worse.

Bail now and ditch all of your social media accounts and change your phone number and I'd suggest a restraining order.

Srsly m8 this shit can be dangerous.

people who 'threaten' you with suicide are fucking pathetic and will never go through with it anyway, dump her and stop talking to her this time

call her over a phone card. Acts like a proxy if I'm not mistaken. If she picks up your call just keep her on the phone. If she tell you to fuck off you're a loser and she's going to off herself mane.

>>17093237
Nice cat m9

>She says there's no money for her to see someone and get medicine
Right, she's probably just trying to hit you up for some cash then. Also, it must be horrible living in a third world hellhole where only the rich white people can get medical attention. Perhaps you should move to a civilised country instead.

>>17093315
America and Canada actually. The free health care is bad apparently and I don't really believe her that there's no money

hahaha I stopped playing now once the hats phenomenon took off

But when I played: just be a team player, heal heavies, soldiers and demos.

Go engy and help engies on your team build their gear before round start.

>>17093238
Spy is the best player to start of with right?

>>17093281
Absolutely not. You have to be good and get gud as Spy in order to play Spy correctly. Medic is usually regarded as a good beginner character, but it's been ages since I've played.

A hotel like pic related?

expensive as fuark

>>17093224

why do you want to live in a hotel?

Look for an apartment building with a hotel aesthetic/ view and furnish it accordingly, then hire a maid. Otherwise be rich as fuck because you'll potentially be spending $200 a night depending on how nice the hotel is and the area you want to 'live'. And you probably won't have a full kitchen or other necessary amenities so you're also going to have to eat out most every night.

>>17093209

sit her down after you collect her next rent payment (assuming one exists) and then say that you are giving her the 30 days notice. say that 'by XX law (wherein XX is your state) wherein no contract exists, the landlord can evict as long as there is 30 days notice.'

gauge her reaction from there. can be just a sad but accepting or she could put up a fight. i had one roommate say 'WELLL ILL TRY BUT NO PROMISE'

so i said that he has only 30 days cuz i need to fill his spot and...
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>>17093263
She's legit crazy, she thinks/acts like we're in a relationship

it started with her cleaning
then she started offering to get my groceries and other small errands for me

before i knew it she was sleeping on my couch and it went from there

>>17093276

yeah kick her out hard. if she still happens to legally own a place, then congrats, she isnt a tenant, shes a guest, and you can kick her out immediately.

Just keep fucking them until you get good at it or get a girl you don't think is insanely hot who you think will put up with bad sex for a while.

Remember, penis goes in vagina.

It's easy man. Get her whipped up with plenty of foreplay, make her basically beg for it. Then take control and put either her legs over your shoulders and pump away. Or feet on chest to start. Gets in nice and deep. Never fails for me.

I'm seeing tons of red flags. Drop her.

Dump that how she might be cheating on you and "Dave " may be letting you know by doing those things. Its a power play

He is showing you he has taken what was once yours. Fuck that bitch for leading you on and kick Dave's ass for disrespecting you

>>17093188
Ya I work with a guy like that.

Nobody likes him because everything he says is bullshit.

>>17093196
lol
Is he just a bad liar? Or does he say outrageous stuff?

I have a similar issue, not the same but similar. The solution is to basically talk less and develop an interest in something that you can have compelling conversations, you are basically lying to keep people interested in you...try to find a means to keep them actually interested in you.

>>17093074

define 'alone'. im guessing you are edgy and claiming that the universe has magically decided that you will be single, so im going to write out assuming that.

the things you need for a happy life are
>a job you can stand
>'productive' hobbies
>meaningful relationsihps

lets start with
>a job you can stand

not everyone gets their dream jobs...
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>>17093074
>>17093083

>'productive' hobbies

i put productive in quotes cuz the actual definition of productive is hazy here. my advice is generally to take something you enjoy doing in your down time and reverse engineer it. for instance,

>do you like playing video games? learn how to design one
>like reading comics? draw one!
>reading...
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>>17093083
This guy nailed it honestly.

But honestly hobbies can do alot to help. I don't have any hobbies as of recently and it can be pretty depressing as I don't really have many friends as well. I spend my time working and attempt to keep myself fed and healthy.

I honestly can't complain though, I am not homeless, and I am relatively healthy aside for some poor nutrition as I can't afford to buy alot of food to sustain my body, but I still can eat at least once a day.

It's not too bad.

when you're fucking your dick gets wet and goes numb and it makes it take longer to cum than you yanking yourself off

having said that, if they are tight you will probably come quick if you've had no drinks/have blown your load all day

>>17093084
haven't blown*

>>17093084
Fucking. Shit.
Any tips on lasting longer?

>inb4 fleshlight

>>17093044
Keep trying until she yells at you.

>>17093044
>>17093239

>unreasonable

dont play dumb anon

>>17093244
Well, I take two perspectives. The one that's about her being interested and then having me giving her the cold shoulder all that time ago, and the one where she's annoyed by the fact I keep asking her out but she's not willing to just say no.

Here's some advice: don't try unicycling

Doubt we have many unicyclers here. A real forum dug up from Google might suit you better (create an account tho) like http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/

>>17093024
Why not?

>>17092991

Crank it down to as cold as it will go, then leave it open (freezer too) for a while. The motor will overheat and burn itself out trying to keep up with the thermostat.

>>17092996
How long will that take, roughly? The thing already chews up my power bill, I don't wanna leave it like that overnight and find it still running with an extra $80 on my power

>>17092991
They will just make you pay for the new one.

Or slowly increase your rent.

Classic landlord tactic.

It depends on what you want to change. If you get upset at every minor thing that would take a very little work to change just to hop on someone new's dick in hopes they happen to perfect right from the start (and consequently never change) then you'll always be unsatisfied.

Also not telling them or asking them to try to change and simply leaving them after telling you that they love you; that's heartless. Did you ever really love them? Will this happen to the next person that shows the slightest signs of the same traits?

>>17092980
Some people change fundamentally, others not at all. Usually if it does happen it requires a catalyst. Ironically that usually takes the form of bring broken up with, and he won't want anything to do with things he attributes to his 'old' life after he does, like you.

>>17093000
I want them to stop drinking so much and be more considerate/kind/caring. I have mentioned it before but it's met with becoming mad so I assume it would be something that's not fixable.

I would just be alone anyway, that's more preferable.

I've thought about that too, and I don't really believe it, that I'm loved, or in any case, it's a pretty lazy and crappy way of showing it.

okay, so just sexually harass any perfect stranger who could walk in on that shit.

white people, damn.

>>17092977
I lost my virginity to a fatty in college, drunk, on her lawn, with the occasional car driving by at 1 AM in the morning.

Kinda felt bad about it afterward.

If I was going to fuck outside, I'd go for the nature hike. The idea of getting on and island in the river or an isolated spot off a mountain trail and doing it like animals in just our shoes is kind of appealing.

>>17092986
We were planning to do that one night, but I didn't have a blanket in my car and she didn't want to get her fancy dress all muddy

Went home to pick up a blanket, but we got distracted before heading back out