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>at single blonde milf's house for work
>when I'm done, she shows me the door
>take a couple steps down the porch and I hear something behind me
>turn around, nearly face to face with her ass, and she is basically farting at me
>usually shy away from flirting, but I grab her ass
>we go inside, etc, she starts lowering herself onto my dick
>expecting...
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>>17096231
And why did I get turned on by it?
>>17096231
lmao
the problem with attempting to interpret dreams is that dreams are easily forgotten, misremembered, or warped by thoughts and desires rather than true vision.
If a girl asks you if you're at uni for no apparent reason what does that mean?
She wants to know if you're at uni
She's making conversation
Btw she sent me that first thing in the morning initiating a conversation
any tips on how to tan fast?
Don't. Dumb faggot.
just bee urself ;)
Spray tan I guess. Still not good for you, but it's at least not as unhealthy as an actual tan.
Need some advice from resident potheads, please.
I occasionally smoke weed every now and then, but I'm not a huge fan, I actually find it fucks me up worse than acid, MDMA, etc. Anyway, my friends and I smoked a really really strong strain the other day - I was actually worried it was laced it was that strong - and I think I almost had a panic attack, but I played it cool (somehow). However, in the days following this, the anxiety I felt has 'lingered', if you will. I feel on edge, and quite paranoid. For example, a random intrusive thought popped into...
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Some people are more susceptible to paranoia and mental breaks than other when it comes to drug use, sounds like you're one of them.
For starters, yes it will go away in time but if you continue to smoke it can come back/get worse/drive you to a point where you think the pyramids contain the secrets to life and aliens are poisoning your water source or some other bullshit.
Sounds like you have a choice, listen to your body or don't and risk a hell of a lot more than thinking your GF is cheating
>>17096158
I've smoked weed in the past and it's never been this bad, but I'm definitely laying off it now. I've always been an occasional smoker, one spliff and I'm good, but the stuff we bought was absolutely nuts. I can't get over how potent it was, it really caught me off guard.
My reaction to other drugs - even heavy psychedelics - is totally fine, though.
>>17096170
You think your reaction to other drugs is fine but actually whatever you're using in total combines and alters your brain and thus affects your marijuana experiences.
Lay off the fucking mind-bending drugs if smoking a bit of sativa strain weed is causing you such an issue. You don't know, you might have "dormant schizo-whatever" and you're about to unlock it.
All those drugs are so shitty, kids are so stupid chasing these petty little experiences and sensations from street...
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So I got whipped for the first time this weekend and it was fucking fantastic. I mean, Jesus christ. I'd been wanting to be punished and dominated for a long time, but it was even better than I thought it'd be.
Unfortunately, this was just a ons, and I won't be seeing her again.
So, how do I into bdsm? There is a scene in my town, but I have no idea how to approach it. Preferably I'd find a girl outside the scene who'd be down for this, but that might be difficult. I'm a 29 year old guy, if that makes any difference.
>>17096142
There are plenty of BDSM sites with personals ads. Many also include calendars of in-person events in various cities.
The BDSM scene's social life is built on two levels. There are "parties" where actual deeds are done, and "munches" where people just get together to chat, meet and welcome newcomers. Look through the various websites for a munch near you - you'll be welcomed in a no-pressure setting.
Be aware, though, that of all varieties, submissive and masochistic single...
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>>17096725
You seem to know things about this stuff. I have wanted to try bdsm for the longest time, i have a boyfriend, are there any signs I could look for in order to know if he'd be up for it? He seems inexperienced sexually, so I don't want to freak him out too early.
>>17096737
Depends on what you want. If you want to dom, try giving him a friendly swat on the ass and see how he responds. If you want to sub, just ask him to be a little rougher with his caresses.
Build from there if you get any response. Let it drop if you don't.
Or just have a "You tell me your wildest fantasy and I'll tell you mine" chat, and then let him know you're serious about yours.
I have no problem being social with people and bullshitting with people at work and when I'm outside, but I am absolutely incapable of connecting with people in any meaningful way, or keeping a long time friendship. The longest friend I had was for about 5-6 years and I stopped talking to him about a month ago, for reasons I'm not really sure about.
I don't really care for having really close friends offline as I enjoy my privacy but what us the best way of getting another online friend to waste time with, and who possibly shares all of my interests? The...
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>>17096121
what are your interests?
>>17096127
general weeb shit, vidya, talking history, and politics or whatever.
A few other things but that was the gist of my interests I guess.
>>17096144
How far and deep are you in the weebshit rabbit hole?
You wont find anyone except /a/ with the same level as you after a certain point
So were at an impasse in our relationship, we’re both writing this as we still love each other but recent events are leading us further apart. We still want to be with each other, but were both too headstrong to come up with a good enough compromise. Couples therapy is too expensive so were asking you.
It’ll be written from both me (the boyfriend) at first and then her (the girlfriend), as were stumped.
>began with my friend offering ecstasy to me
>gf finds out by looking through my phone messages, we argue and...
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>>17096082
Continued...
Few days pass
>(boyfriend) I lied to her saying we only drank and smoked weed (she’s fine with that stuff but nothing harder), I felt guilty about it and didn’t want her to know so I kept it up.
>was offered ecstasy again by same friend, I agreed (I know it is childish to say but I was still salty. It was an immature move) for his birthday party next week on the 7th (it’s a rave)
>eventually...
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>>17096083
>>17096083
I will mention that we’ve got 5 months until University. During those 5 months I will be spending some time with my friend AND my gf, so not going to the birthday party is one day compared to 5 months. Although, after the 5 months I have another 3 years with my gf at University living with each other in the same student accommodation and no seeing my best friend as he’s going down south for University, though I’ll see him on half-term breaks...
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>>17096086
Hey. Hey bro. Do you want a friend you can trip balls with, or do you want a girlfriend?
Cause I mean it sounds like you're gonna choose one or the other but you're pretty stubborn and want to do drugs, so I guess if you like pissing your girlfriend off some more, do whatever you want.
Cause you've already broken the promise twice. It's not like you care all that much.
Hey dudes
I have a problem. Last night I was out at the pub and met a girl I had met there before. I was planning to make out with her. The only reason she wouldn't because my female friend got all mad and upset the last time I was talking go her. I have never felt so pissed off. I know what this means. My female friend either likes me or wants to control me. Help.
>>17096063
>help
how? confront her. or dont. your call
>>17096063
Just bee urself man
>>17096070
Kek
I need advice in figuring out what the hell to do with my life
I'm 20 and studying electrical engineering, in my second year. I have a 3.4 GPA but frankly don't seem to care much for what I'm learning. My peers all seem pretty excited by engineering stuff but I am sort of ambivalent to the whole thing. This obviously is probably not the best attitude to have if I want to do this for a living
If I could start college over, I'd do accounting. But I feel like to switch now would be to have wasted two years. I also think that I lack the social skills...
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There are people in their mid 20s and older only just starting. Do you really want to spend the rest of your life hating what you do because you don't want to have wasted two measly years?
>>17096034
you're depressed, figure out how to get a handle on it then you'll be fine. whatever originally got you into engineering will come back
Same here. Wanna talk?
Is it possible to build a social life in your early twenties?
I'm almost 21, have zero friends anymore, don't go to school but work with people in their 40s and 50s. By now it seems that everyone has their friendship groups and is making good memories, whereas the last few years have been a blur for me. I don't know where to go from here. Was anyone else in this position?
>>17096028
you are not the first. you will not be the last. you are not even rare. you dont notice people being alone because why would you? when you see someone alone you just assume they are on an errand or whatever. even if people have their 'social groups' there are always htose looking to open up and explore.
the following advice was intended for meeting girls, so please disregard the 'hitting on' specific aspects. the rest should really be what you need.
>>17096036
how do you make friends?
effort. lots and lots of effort. and also, doing what you like. going out is in no way restricted to bars and clubs, though if that is what you enjoy, by all means, go to bars and clubs.
the truest way to find chemistry is to experience your life in the most enjoyable way, and see how you match with the people who come into it. interacting with someone in a casual way shows you how you ACTUALLY get along, not how you hope to get along cuz you really want this to work cuz...
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>>17096039
>but anon, going outside somewhere to find out if maybe they have an event doesnt suit my lazy lifestyle!!1!
and for those who simply cannot bring themselves to get up out of the house without a guarantee go to meetup.com and look for something of your interest. no matter what your interest it is on there in a group you can meet with. and if not, you can start your own meet up.
Now, some of you may argue that these sorts of tailored events are attended mostly by...
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Ok, so this is fucking tearing me apart and it hurts my every time I think of it. I don't understand why this is happening.
I'm not going to get into details, but there's this girl I've "known" for around 5 years. We've never really talked up in person, but we're aware of each other's existence. I'm 18 and I'm a senior in high school.
So I first became aware her in band class when I was in 8th grade. I didn't really even think much of her. I thought she was kind of cute, but it wasn't something that...
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>>17096017
(Cont.) since she was a grade below me, she was going to be entering the high school I was already going to.
I was pretty hyped about this. I started sending her anonymous messages on that "ask.fm" app saying that I think she's really cute and that I'm a grade above her and super excited to see her. Surprisingly she didn't know who I was, even though I said I used to know her in middle school, but I'm sure she had long forgotten. Plus, I didn't give her my name or what class...
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>>17096031
(Cont.) I then tell my mom that I'm having extreme delusions and hallucinations, so I get on heavy medication and start homeschooling. I homeschooled for about 3 years, until I went back my senior year. After my first week I apologize to her on the ask.fm
app and tell her that I have a mental illness.
My condition got better and I basically forgot about her. I get back to school. We end up crossing paths again. I feel like I had just fallen in love all over again. Every time I see her I feel like we're...
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>>17096017
I guess you just need to be more urself
What are your thoughts when your boyfriend texts you that a girl broke up with her boyfriend? And he wanted to be together with that girl for a long time...says nothing more about it.
Pack YOUR BAGS
If MY boyfriend texted me that, I know I'd be in for a good gossip. In your situation, I'd prepare to be dumped
Walk away and never look back
God damn it I'm fucking sick of no gf
Either they say they've got a boyfriend or they're with their boyfriend
I don't have high fucking standards but God damn dude what the fucking shit, is my only chance dating online, seems to me everyone's in a relationship these days
Help me out famurai
>>17095955
if ur claiming anyone of value isn't single then you arent looking very hard. you cant have that mentality cuz first and foremost, its wrong. yes a lot of people are in relationships. a lot of people arent. if you insist they are you are hoping for that to be the reason you can't get a gf. that being said, here is my general gf getting advice:
advice
>dont just hit on a woman
its no secret that women are the ones who are approached, and they make decisions...
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