I have no idea but Tinder does not work for most of the guys. There are several times more men than women on there so women are really picky.

I am an average guy and i can only get super obese whores on there. Do not use dating websites.

>>17100084
what about going to clubs and bars? older women from my experience are alot more open and easy about casual sex, they will be straight about what they are looking for, they are past playing games. im 22.

>>17100095
I guess I don't do clubs and bar's cause I have social anxiety. But I seem to do ok when I talk to someone one on one.
Also I'm a recovering alcoholic (sober nearly 6 years), and am not keen to expose myself to an environment where almost EVERYONE is drinking booze, and might offer me some.

I am not opposed to hooking up with an obese whore, older women. Sex is like pizza even when its not exactly what you want, its still better than no pizza.

Anon, I'd start to lurk on /lgbt/ (bi and lesgen threads) and try to hook up with a girl or even try watching lesbian porn to see if it turns you on. Good luck anon

Loads of emotional baggage.

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Here's a concept you retarded newfag.
For your lgbt related retardation try >>>/lgbt/

>>17100042
What the fuck to do?
Go to her room, wait or ?

>>17100074
Holy shit you're a giant creep you need help. Stop watching through other peoples windows . Youve literally never spoken to her. Unless this girl smiled, winked at you, and motioned for you to come over, do not go over to her place. She didn't do any of that. She noticed a stranger watching her through the window and looked back because wtf? Why would you think that was an invitation?

>>17100080
it is a hotel window.
maybe not an invitation but maybe some occasion to make new friend...
From a long time i dont date. ... maybe im to horny...

>>17100040
should read nietzsche, in alot of his books he explains how the christian morality in embedded in society and he explains how to over come it. i havent read all of his books but from what i can recall from ones i have read, he talks about it quite alot in, on the Genealogy of Morals.

You shouldn't be upset that you have a conscience. If you question yourself when society doesn't, it doesn't necessarily make it a bad thing.

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>>17100040

Is this satirical shitposting?

Pick a job that transfers to the real world the best, so I'd say electronics.

Get the best field. You don't exit bootcamp as E-5, but as E-3 and it's not as much worthit. Also, no matter what your score is on the asvab, nuke school is hard as hell, being the hardest pipeline in the enlisted Navy so it is more than likely you will fail out and be re-rated to another rate.

How do I know? I went through sub school and there are a lot of nuke drops there.

>general advice
Bootcamp isn't that bad. It is just a resocialization process and you get used to a lot of things the first few weeks you are...
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>>17100819
Shit, I meant the best field for your interest, don't do what the recruiters wants you to do.

You are statistically likely to reap benefits from freeing yourself of an addiction. It matters little if that addiction happens to be cocaine, chocolate or porn. If you are a casual user of a substance or if you rarely produce a behavior then abstaining from it will produce little consequences.

The only case where it generally known benefit is if your porn habits are fucking up your life -what's commonly known as a "pron addiction"- but that's basically a truism. It also doesn't apply to most people, or even most porn viewers.

If your porn viewing isn't fucking up your life, then there is no proven benefit in the general case. Some people do seem to draw benefit from it anyway, but you can't be sure if you'll be among them.

>>17100034
Abstaining from fapping was my first step towards getting in shape, bit it varies a lot from one person to another.

I did it and almost died because it turns out the mdma I took was cut with a bit of meth. And now I have some heart issues since taking it.

Everything hurt and chafed because it made my skin hyper sensitive. My heart was beating too fast and that hurt too, because there wasn't any reason for it to beat that fas and I just wanted to go to sleep and have it stop. So there's my interesting story. and have fun being an edgy cool kid

>>17099974
I've taken MDMA many times. I always know what I'm taking and I've never taken an unidentified pill like the above poster ^^.

MDMA is amazing. I've solved all underlying problems with my friends, and made tons of new friends because of the drug's ability to give you an open-mind and it also helps to remove your social filter/anxiety. Music has changed for me post-MDMA, but music while on MDMA is great. Usually I can really feel it.

If your taking MDMA nothing 'crazy'...
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>>17099974
420chan exists, my friend.

How will stealing her away ruin your life?

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>>17099876
You go for broke. You go to her and tell her how it is. Don't give a fuck. You just find her and tell her "we love each other! lets just be together, who are we trying to kid by leading unhappy lives?". Trying is the least you can do for your own happiness. She'll reply with the way it's going to be. It'll go one of two ways, but it's the only way to get what you want.

>>17099876
Seduce her and her fiancee then proceed to live in polyamorous relationship.

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im the one on the left

>>17099855
Post the pics you showed her and a pic of you right now (blur face, delete EXIF data, just post shirtless pic so we can see what you're working with.)

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>>17099864

I didn't show pics, they are freely on my facebook to look at. Above being an example

This is my gut. I stand at 5'2 so its more prounounced than it looks in real life.

been donating for a few years here.

Just look away - tend to look at the lights on the ceiling. The pain is only for a second or two, then its just a weird but tolerable sensation for the rest of it

I'm a nurse, it's really a matter of anxiety. Just don't make a big deal out a it, the worst thing that can happen is a little pain.

And it's a good thing you're doing anon, be proud !

put your hands in between your legs in an attempt to find your testicles

Please respond

please respond

Well as a newfag here on this board for the past few days I

that pic is totally shooped.
nobodys eyes are that blue.

Bumping - will post actual picture when someone shows up to save the day

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I'm an artist that works with photoshop CS6.
I'll take a crack at it.

Are you prone to anxiety attacks?

>>17099803
I don't know what this is.

>>17099808
Sometimes people get a sudden sense of anxiety and begin to panic. Try to lay down on your back and slow your breathing. Calm yourself. Use rational thinking and realize your not in immediate danger.

Don't listen to shit talkers. Just do your job and ignore the drama queens.

>>17099782
This >>17099798

If he acts like a big enough hassle for the boss he will be fired. Do your job well and you will be rewarded.

there will always be whispering behind anyones back and complaints about nothing in any social situation, no exceptions. its just how we humans are.

realizing this if you actually feel threatened or insecure because of those complaints talk to your superiors about it. they will without doubt tell you that they have your back and thats all that matters.

you better get used to this by the way, things like this never stop.

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You start with a tec-9 and a couple of full mags

Well focus on school get your masters degree go to /fit do workout plan. Intern at companies you want to work for. Work six years after that and boom nice car big house.

>>17099765
You are right now at one of the very few really great turning points in your life, an opportunity to completely re-invent yourself.

Among the many exciting things about going off to college is this big one: NOBODY THERE KNOWS YOU!

Nobody knows that you're a nerd, or that you have a reputation as bully-fodder, or that you were unpopular, or that you had no success with girls. You don't walk around with "Designated Loser" tattooed on your forehead.

NOBODY KNOWS WHO THE OTHER...
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