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My ex gave me chlamydia, we don't talk anymore but I was wondering if I should tell him. He was a complete jerk.
Examples of his stupid self:
>asked me to be his gf
>fucked me twice
>condom slips off both times
>dumps me
>starts dating new girl
>i tell him i went to the clinic to get checked,was having problems down there
>he tells me to grow the fuck up it was probably the condom
>puts pic up on instagram of new box of condoms(he's obviously fucking his new girl)
Should I still tell him, even though he gave it to me. He really didn't care when I told him I had to go to the clinic.
>>17110092
He probs won't care aboutt that either and will probably even snap at you.
This has bad idea written all over it.
Let him become infertile+penis problems. He shouldn't have kids anyways. Also since when do condoms slip off that easily?
Its not like he gave you hiv
Just tell him
You know the drill.
I did it for attention.
You can't fool me. Never could, never will. I've always known when you were up to something, and you could never figure out how.
I know.
i miss the way your eyes reflected the happiness in your voice
Saw this hot edgy chick last night in a bar, pale, skinny with green (i dont know what shade is) hair. Pic not her. I have a gf but she's not into these things, neither am I actually but now I can't stop thinking dark girls are so hot. The guys look gay though.
Does adv know people of this subculture? Are they really mostly fat, shallow and depressed teenagers ?
>>17107883
My best friend is a goth, looks wise. I think it suits her and is kinda cute, but it's just a style for her, not a lifestyle. She's a very funny, happy girl generally.
>>17107883
i think they are hot, but i find some of them are too edgy in relation to their personality for me. my brother is a "metal head" and some of his friends are so cringy.
>>17107883
I'm not sure why they're so hot OP. Some of us are just attracted to the darkness, or at least the look.
I'd say most times the people who dress like that are more into the look than the lifestyle though so you're probably safe. They might try to act a bit edgy but most aren't actually depressed ect. If you went back to the early 2000's it's be a different story though.
Help me /adv/ I finally found the perfect person for me but I might have screwed it up and I'm dreading the thought of her thinking I'm a creep when I'm just a normal guy looking for love.
>meet girl back in high school through a mutual friend
>added her on facebook
>all her posts/comments are really funny and she has a great sense of humor
>about 3 years go by
>still see her a lot in my friend's snapchat stories
>still think she would be the perfect girlfriend
>try and message her on facebook
>think I'm fucking slick rick and try asking for her number
>get this
The conversation kind of died down a few days after this, I wasn't getting one-word responses or anything, the conversation just naturally died and never picked back up again. The thing is, this was about 6 months ago and I don't know how to strike up another conversation with her.
I don't think she isn't interested in me, she likes some of my facebook posts and wished me a cheery happy birthday a month ago (I realize this sentence sounded millennial as fuck).
She is perfect. Her sense of humor is right on par with mine and she seems like a really fun person to hang out with. She has this subtle humor which is unmatched with the rest of the people I know.
Please help I've been alone for a while and honestly think she is a great human bean. I'm well aware of how trivial this whole thing is but I haven't met anyone like this and don't want to blow it.
>TLDR: how to strike a conversation that ended half a year ago
>>17102219
Yeah I think this might be a lost cause dude.
On the bright side, you can let go of the idea that there is one, singular, perfect person out there for you. Relationships are made, not discovered. You can and will find another person with whom you will click solidly, and hopefully you won't wait 6 months between saying hello and asking her out this time.
There's no such thing as a perfect person.
>>17102219
too old for this shit...
doesn't fb have a IM system? next time you see that she likes something (hopefully say that day or the next day???) you post. Msg her on fb about it? Seems like there should be the potential to have a conversation with someone who knows about all the trivial shit you post online and you know all the trivial shit she posts...
odds are very high she's not into you and doesn't want to get with you. hence the response to asking for her number.
if you really think you are going to fuck up starting a conversation with someone whose daily musings you track and who tracks yours...
i guess you could ask a mutual friend to sound her out? just let the word leak out that you are into her, it'll get to her and again odds are very high she won't be down. but its another option
Is it gay for a man to shave body hair even if its for a women?
No. Wanting to have sex with men is gay. Literally nothing else is gay
>>17102167
Even if he uses tampons?
>>17102167
But if OP is always a faggot...?
My girlfriend isn't pretty. She's sweet and loving and nice and I care about her dearly, but she isn't pretty. I look at other girls and sometimes I wish I was with them. I know it is petty and vain and immature and stupid. Sometimes I feel near physical pain when I see a beautiful woman, knowing I won't ever come home to someone as beautiful.
Even if I wasn't with my gf, I probably would never be able to get a pretty girlfriend anyway, so it doesn't make sense to break up just because she isn't attractive.
How do I accept this and just love her? I want to stop wishing I was with a gorgeous woman. Pic related: a gorgeous woman.
>>17102128
pretty vs. nice.
A dilemma as old as time itself.
Want a hot girl who's a bitch or a homely one who cares about you. Your call. Keep that in mind.
If it gets too bad - break up.
Your call.
>>17102148
I don't think I can even get a hot girl who's bitchy. Even if I did, I'd choose nice anyway. I just want to stop the hopeless feeling I get; wishing I had a prettier girlfriend.
Boo fucking hoo.
For the last few years (3-4 years) I've had two whiteheads on my penis. It's right below the head on the back of my penis, and they're really embarrassing! I know they're not a STD or STI because I have no sexual activity yet. They look kind of like whiteheads, but I tried to squeeze one and it didn't pop at all. I wash that area all the time and it's always still there. Anything I can do about them? They look big and nasty when I'm flaccid, but shrink when I'm erect. They're on that spot where the head transitions to the shaft. What can I do? In comparison to a zit, it looks kind of likepic related. But it's a bit smaller, maybe flatter and minus the hair. Thanks in advance!
Well technically people can have STIs even if they haven't had any sexual contact, so that's not a good way to rule it out.
But it's more likely one of these two things.
See a urologist?
>>17102119
Don't be a noob and google:
>penic skin condition
If you will still have doubts about your condition, go see doctor. 4chan won't help you. Or at least post pics of your benis.
Ps: no homo :-D
Everytime I start thinking about starting a project or learning a skill, I constantly have thoughts like "why didn't you start this years ago" and "its too late to be as good at _______ as you would've been if you started earlier so whats the point." Anyone else get thoughts like this? I'm not even remotely old. I'm 22, so I'm pretty sure it's just a mental thing. Is this an actual condition or just a thing that happens to everyone?
>>17102098
That is really dumb.
What are you supposed to do? Not learn or do anything new or fun till you die cause you are 22?
I'm 29. 22 ain't shit.
>>17102098
go back to drawing
Yyup, I seem to be lapsing into cycles of procrastination and self-sabotage because I feel like I've wasted my years so far and starting something now would only be a desperate attempt at reaching something I should've started years ago, be it getting physically fit or learning a language, etc. I'm also 22 and I realize I'm still young but I can't seem to value my "achievements" in life. It doesn't help that most of my social circle are hard-working, organized people who are already graduating and starting, what I view it as, the adult life. Meanwhile I spent too long in high school, worked a shit job for two years without managing to even save any money and am now trying to get into uni into a subject I'm not even that passionate about. Just feels aimless mang.
what happened to the neet threads from here? i need you guys ;__;
Not a whole lot of people were posting. I might bring them back in a retooled state.
What's going on, anon?
what are neet threads?
>>17102152
>he wasn't around for late 2015/extra early 2016
Come on, man, even I know this shit.
If not, go to 4plebs and look them up for yourself. They are often in blue/pink material backgrounds. It's just neets chilling and giving each other advice of fellow neethood.
Hi, /adv/, I have an admision exam to go in the best University of my country and I just have 28 days. The thing is that I barely prepared myself to this and I feel like I will not achieved it.
The thing is... I'm not a bad student, actually I think I have a good capacity of memorization and all that. I'm one of the best of my school, that's not too much, but at least is something.
Well, can I do it? What should I do? (Ik you could say, study or something, but I want to know something like... methods or advices to improve in this hard task) Thanks.
>>17102088
what uni
what field
what will the test method be (pick right question, blank paper with 1 headline, 1 child VS 3 professors)
do you know the question pool
do you know the requested / recommend reading
>>17102105
I don't exactly want to say the Uni, I'll just said it's the best of my country.
STEM's (exactly Physics degree, Uni wants like 110 of 120 to get in).
Pick right question.
Yeah, the Uni gave it to me.
Yes, but I probably will not have the resources to get all of that recommend readings.
>>17102121
Pick A / B / C / D
Knows the question pool
The easiest kind of test ever.
>Physics
Now if it is about computing an answer, you just have to UNDERSTOOD the stuff which I presume you do since you want to Physics. Just compute EACH question so you know you know the procedure.
If it is about theory, then you just have to answer each question:
Write the answers to paper (by hand), sort them from hardest (you don't remember) to easiest (you already know) and read them in that order nonstop until you know it all.
>methods or advices to improve in this hard task
The most effective method is explaining problem to other human being.
Second is reading it aloud / writing it on paper until your hand will fall off.
Don't waste reading recommended reading if you know all the questions. It will be waste of time. Just make sure you have the RIGHT answers.
My best friend is in a shit relationship with a guy who she fully supports (financially and emotionally). He is unemployed and she pays for everything. He has driven a rift between her and family members who don't like him, and makes it so her friends are also his friends. I stood by for ages, but finally snapped because of something else and i cryptically told her that she keeps bad company. I knew I wouldn't see her for a while after the argument which her boyfriend was monitoring making sure i don't say anything about him. he is a full creep who checks her emails, and is constantly getting her to cater to him. she is never single so i think it'll be hard for her to break up with him. I want my friend back and for her to be happy. how do I help?
You can't help. She fell for a loser, and will allow that to consume her life. To be honest, some girls just enjoy feeding a parasite.
>>17102045
Well you certainly need to be more direct than telling her "you keep bad company." Go out for coffee or lunch or something with her, just get her away from the dude, and be as direct as you can.
Other than that? Nothing. This conversation may have the desired impact, and it may not. In the end, it's going to be 100% her decision.
you can help cutting the cryptic bs and being vocal about the kinda guy he is.
> making sure I don't say anything about him
who the fuck is he? Liam Neeson? fuck him. call him a pos to his face.
Whenever my girlfriend is mad at me she will only speak to me in Norwegian (she's from Norway). How can I get her to stop doing this? I can't understand Norwegian.
kek, she's saying the meanest, most vile shit to you in Norwegian.
Also: do you know why she might be doing it? She won't tell me.
>>17102033
Dump her while you still have your youth.
I know this is the first response but I guarantee it's the right one.
I currently work a job where all I have to do is sit behind a desk all day at a tiny BnB. During the weekday, pretty much nobody even shows up, so I have about 8 hours to just sit around with nothing to do. I bring my iPad with me, so I have Internet access, but no computer. What are some productive things I can do to occupy the time? Of course I spend a decent amount of time on 4chan or reading comics or whatever, but that gets pretty boring after a while, and I want to try and use the free time for something valuable, like learning something new or getting a new skill or something. What are some ideas for productive things I can do on the internet if I have nothing else to do? Pic unrelated
>>17101995
Learn a new language using Rosetta Stone?
>>17101995
>reading literature of any subject
>writing literature of any subject
>drawing on ipad to turn yourself into an art machine
>grinding shit mobage mmo games into oblivion
>getting better job
>grind enough gold on http://agar.io/ to buy mouse skin
>>17101995
>wants to know what he can do
>posts drawing from a shitty artist that traces
You could learn how to draw dumbass.
protip, stop following shit tier artists.
Ideas for a YouTube niche, /adv/?
I have no webcam or microphone, and do not intend on playing games with or without commentary. I can record some of my own footage with a sort of shitty camera, but emphasis on shitty. The only way I have of making visuals is through Photoshop. I don't have any talent in animation or music.
It narrows things down a lot, but help would be appreciated here. Any programs I could use for making weird, moving and colourful graphics easily would also be appreciated.
>>17101986
>no webcam or microphone
>no games
>no commentary
>shitty camera
>no talent
>no animation
>no music
I hate to crush your dreams, but with this attitude you can stop even before you start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKC6XmsLWVQ
The only hope left for you is the pic related.
I had this idea watching youtube videos, but I ain't gonna implement it so here it goes so it may add to the brainstorm
Make videos of autistic rage over other vids. Make yourself a persona and go full autistic so that it is actually funny. And only "review" good stuff, so other vloggers will actually *want* to get insulted by you. So make sure you pick good stuff and go absolutely insane and illogical about dumb details
>>17102054
welp I didn't even read the OP through before making this suggestion.
Then uh... make video collages with greenscreens or glitch art videos.
So, I've been sitting on this for a long ass time and I've mentioned it briefly to one person. I'm hesitant to bring it up here because it seems other people need the help way more than I do but whatever.
When I was about 12 or 13. I was forced as part of my 'education' to watch a child birth video as part of my science class. I personally feel that's way too young for that sort of thing and it's slightly traumatised me in a sense.
I'm bi and I'll watch whatever but the whole female genital area freaks me out.
What do? Has anybody had some sort of similar experience where a female or girlfriend or whatever has sort of gone through it with you slowly?
>>17101973
Stop being such a little bitch about it. Children younger than you have helped delivered babies. Also watched much worse shit when I was that age. Autopsies/execution style videos. One video is not going to fuck you up.
By the time I was 12 I'd been downloading porn for three years with a dialup connection and was privy to the knowledge of most common fetishes.
Stop whining.
I've seen my fair share of gore and such but that was pretty gruesome.
