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I think my boyfriend might be a serial killer. We started dating at the start of last semester because he's a math whiz and I kept asking him for advice, and we ended up spending so much time together I got to find out he's not a very snarky, non-apologetic personality without the annoying bravado attached to it. I made a move to ask him out, and he seemed genuinely shocked. He even asked, "Do you think this is a good idea?" At the time I thought it was some kind of joke, but now I'm worried.
See, he doesn't DO anything. That is, if I ask...
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Aspergers.
Or he might be asexual.
Introverted.
He sounds like a creep though.
>>17114675
If he was a serial killer (which he's not btw)
He would appear very charming and have a whole back story
Sorry anon, but you fell for actual autism
>>17114675
Dammit, I was expecting a box full of ears or something.
You know you don't literally mean serial killer. Why would you be so rude to sufferers of sociopathy?
Sorry I'm a bit of an aspie, but what would make a more appropriate profile pic out of these?
The hedgehog one. It doesn't have you making a "I forgot to wipe my ass" expression and it doesn't have Ja'Quan Jenkins in it.
My high school has a week where seniors sell themselves to other students and the students get to dress up the seniors on Friday. The kid who bought me plans to dress me up in a very tight dress. How do I go all day without having an erection in class?
A pair of kitchen shears will work wonders
You could learn how to tuck but then that might either make you look like you've done this before or that you're very unendowed.
>>17114651
rock the boner proudly.
or ducktape it between your legs.
I vote for #1
Is 2 months in a relationship too early to say I love you ?
Bonus question: In your experience, how long is it until is it appropriately considered to say "I Love you"?
Bonus question: What's the earliest a partner has said it to you ?
>>17114608
Love is unconditional. Would you do ANYTHING for them and expect nothing in return? Are you selfless? Would you clean up their crap if they poo on the floor and still feel the same about them? Lust is not love.
>What's the earliest a partner has said it to you ?
Said it to me, about 4-5 months in, I don't know if she really loved me or the idea of loving someone that accepted her and treated her well.
>>17114619
I'm withwith anon, love is unconditional but is sometimes unrequited.
My first serious partner said it to me about 5 months in.
>>17114608
depends.
my first boyfriend actually said it about 2 months in. it felt right because we spent everyday together since we started dating.
my current said it in about 3 months... kinda made me worry at the time because i thought he said it too easily and i didn't think he knew me well enough to say that genuinely. met on tinder, and with the distance and everything... we've only met once at the time. (though we did text everyday and pretty much pour our hearts out) but now it's all good;...
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>be me, 22 still living with parents
>toxic environment that I hate
>only make $1500 a month
>student loans take out $260/month
>live in LA, so rent would be $500/month at bare minimum
>hover around $2000 in bank account due to expenses and my parents charging me rent
Any tips on getting out of here ASAP? Besides, obviously, getting a better job. I NEED to keep this job to get...
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Join military
How much are you paying to your parents ?
>>17114603
>rent in LA
>500 a month minimum
Hahaha
Need some advice bros. In a decent relationship with gf, but feel compelled to cheat. Hooked up with (pic related) at the end of last semester while gf was abroad, feeling the urge to hit her up to do it again. What do?
You're a cheating scumfuck piece of shit. There's only one thing to do.
>>17114576
Thanks senpai :^)
>>17114573
>but feel compelled to cheat
Why don't you become single so you don't subject your gf to emotional harm?
Girlfriend was upset at her mom and was talking to me about it. She seemed fine for a bit so then I told her I had to go finish up some homework. She gets mad at me and tells me that she wants me to stay because she was upset. I'm like okay that's fine my bad I didn't realize you were still upset. She gets mad at me and tells me that I was supposed to ask her if she was still upset before I left and she hangs up the phone on me. She then calms down but right after downloading the okcupid app. She called me and told me she was being over dramatic and that she downloaded...
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Holy fuck tell her to fuck off. Selfish bitch doesn't even understand you have to finish homework and then she calls you back threatening to cheat? Bitch has brain problems, who would want to stay with that?
>>17114548
She never changed, she just temporarily changed her behavior. People don't actually change. Either she's looking to replace you or she's looking to manipulate you.
Sounds like a manipulative bitch to me OP. I'd drop her.
>>17114554
It's my first ever relationship... She used to drain me when she did this before but I was really infatuated. Over time I got tired of it so I just started ignoring the fuck out of her.
I feel like shit right now. It was going so good and I thought she wasn't crazy anymore.
I've discovered my vore fetish accidentally on a video, i felt something strange when saw a video where some furry character ate another one, that was just for fun, but i felt something strange about that, so i discovered my vore fetish after that.
time ago i was at furry hentai, but now with vore fetish i barely fell furry porn arousing, also, I'm very selective about how my vore fantasies are, i don't like human-related vore, enjoy only soft vore, i fell vore with digestion way more arousing than vore without digestion,
as a prefer fatal vore more...
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...you're fuckin' weird
>>17114543
God, all of my this.
you are mentally ill, stop watching bizarre anthro porn (or any porn) and take up a nice hobby like hiking
i have a crush on this girl, we always talk and do some things together(ive known her for like 4-5 months now), today she texted me saying she had a dream about me,then went on to say how she hates when guys chat to her on facebook, but said i am an exception... i suffer from slight depression and a bit of social anxiety so i am very hesitant.
despite having no real relationship experience atm, this is a definite yes.
>>17114527
She's expressing an interest. Be a confident person and ask her out. Have a specific place and time in mind and don't be put off if that doesn't work. Suggest another time, same place and let her pick the time.
If she says no to both, then she's not interested.
>>17114534
>this is a definite yes
No. It's a probable "yes," but I was in basically that situation, and it turns out that no, she wasn't interested in me in that way.
So, OP, if you're not an otherwise desirable guy, then I wouldn't bother trying.
Or "lower my standards"
I'm terrible and hot girls don't like me. Average girls don't like me.
Everyone I know says I'm creepy as fuck, online and in real life. I have very few friends and hate myself and I'm just so shitty and toxic all the time but a man can't help his nature. I work in a factory and don't have much money. My face is ugly as shit. I have been working out and making progress on my body but fat loss and lifting isn't going to fix my face.
So basically I'll never be the sexy rich "good...
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>>17114488
man, i mean physical attraction is important but you want to focus on people's character and personality if you want anything to last...
i guess i'm a fairly attractive femanon. my friends and family always rail on me for having "weird taste" in boyfriends because they don't fit the 6'+, rich, gorgeous, and successful profile that i should be dating. i mean, it's not like i can't get those types; i've dated the models, lawyers, and athletes and whatnot, and honestly,...
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Character and personality are much more important.
>>17114558
This made me cringe.
I have constipation. What are some foods that'll make me shit?
coffee then cold water immediately after
Greens
Spinach, broccoli, celery. Get some roughage in there to clean you out.
>>17114473
Apples and figs do it for me.
