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Okay here's the thing. I'm gonna be real straight forward about this.
I want to be able to stick my finger up my butt. But, I don't want to poison myself or whatever with the wrong household lube.
Is there anything wrong with using a Vaseline hand lotion like pic related? It doesn't say "external use only" and it's a hell of a lot more comfortable than petroleum lube.
Use olive oil.
>>17115078
I understand olive oil is better. But, is there anything BAD about stuff like in the OP pic? It's really convenient to use and doesn't leave much mess.
>>17115073
most creams like this contain alcohol. i'd stay away from them.
having said that i got into a situation where the only thing available was something like this and I didn't die from using it. but then again I was wearing a condom (the other guy didn't die either).
Hello /adv/.
So, yesterday I posted a thread on here because my copy of Windows was fucked up from a virus, and I've done a system restore to a previous point in time. This seems to have fixed some issues. but now my Google Chrome is fucked up.
No matter how many times I uninstall and reinstall it, the extensions don't seem to work for Google Chrome and the icon in the task bar is a blank white page instead of the Chrome logo.
Is there any way I can fix this?
And also, after getting rid of the adware or whatever it was (I think, I've...
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Delete system32
>>17115064
use firefox instead.
For chrome, try manually deleting the install files from program files (I forget if they're in x86 or just normal program files).
As for Windows, go into command prompt (run as administrator) and run the command: sfc /scannow
I'm a computer technician so if this doesn't work, I have a few other things in mind.
This girl I've been talking to for a while now was at my party and asked me to get her a drink. Obviously because I'm into the girl said yes and went to grab it for her. When I got back minutes later she was hooking up with some dude. I know she knows I was pissed because all of her friends told me that, so when I tried to talk to her she just played stupid responding with "huh's" and "what's" as if she had no idea what happened.
I'm new to this whole talking to girls scene (senior in college) but this is a pretty reasonable thing...
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>>17115046
i can see why you got pissed but you're not actually with her. maybe she doesent really like you or is doing it on purpose to make you jealous? regardless of her intention, she doesent sound like a decent girl. at least now you know what to expect
>>17115056
But then why tell me she wants to go to a $100 formal? It doesn't make sense, I told her I probably wasn't even going to go but she told me that she wants to go with me.
I get that I'm not really with her, but isn't also pretty fucked up to do that to someone whose doing that for you?
>>17115046
Need more context OP, what's the deal between you two?
Parents don't let me lock door. Say it's for "safety" I want privacy/extracurricular activites. Advice?
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Do they walk in unannounced? If not, what's the problem?
Yea, all the time
>>17114974
Do you pay them rent? If not, you own nothing and live inder their roof and their rules. Move out f you don't like it.
Why can't I be friends with my ex?
I'm trying to understand the other's feelings on this. When an ex says they never want to speak again, does that mean they still have feelings for you that are painful to them, or does it mean you just 100% don't mean anything to them anymore like a stranger?
I always thought that if your feelings have died, their presence wouldn't bring any painful memories because they're over it and it could make room for a friendship.
What is going on in their mind and heart?
I'm guessing you're a female.
Depends on the circumstances of the break up. If it was painful and dramatic then further contact will cause this pain to resurface. If the break up was mutual, it could just mean they're tired of you and they don't want to speak to you again due to how awkward it may be.
>>17114978
I'm male and they initiated the breakup. I'm curious but why assume I'm female?
We broke up over her saying she wanted me to be just friends. I reacted negatively and we'll that was a year ago. I know that the breakup was very hard on her, but I'm so confused as to why being friends is off the table now.
>>17114985
>but why assume I'm female?
Because it's always the female that tries to pull the "let's just be friends" shit after a break up.
>We broke up over her saying she wanted me to be just friends.
There you go.
"Funny how they always want to be friends after they rip your guts out." - Starship Troopers (1997)
Is there any actual reason for a woman who can financially support herself to get married?
Everyone is so fucking hyped about finding themselves a man and I just can't see what's in it for me. Being a free nanny for someone for nothing in return forever.
If you want poor Arab Prince who all of his country other rulers became illuminatis and took him down from the throne and illuminatis tried to kill him over 200 times.
Am up for a woman like you. Am nice. But sometimes when am pissed I could move my 250 million mass alliance with all terrorist organisations all over the world.
>>17114917
Nope.
No reason for anyone to get married except for alimony, child support and other taxables (which is why the media and government tend to push it quiet a bit).
Being married sucks for both genders... but for men it can pretty much lead to debtors jail or homelessness if SHTF so, good for you, not exploiting and encouraging the system.
Stay away from marriage.
>>17114920
Uh huh.
Think I'll pass.
That fuck is so cheesy, I can't stand 10 seconds into it. The music, the lyrics, the gay voices. It sounds gayer than those crying post hardcore fags. I don't know how anyone can find power metal 'manly'.
>>17114909
power metal fans are NOT gay, they are just comfortable with their masculinity
>>17114919
Ha! That 'masculinity' is all over the place, it's so epic and cliche it's boring
>>17114923
What's the matter? Don't you enjoy some deep, brotherly love?
hey /adv. got expelled from highschool and because of grades and expelled couldnt get into high school i applied for. been through personal family issue and trying to grow from it but this news makes me
feel worthless and guilty. ant advice guys.
Don't know what to say. Not even passing high school these days is social and financial suicide.
You could look into writing a personal letter to the high school you want about how you want to improve your ways and yadda yadda. They can take pity on you. Otherwise probably start looking at getting your GED
>>17114846
once they deny you isnt it official?
>>17114856
I didn't say it was guaranteed but it's worth a shot. I mean you're not doing anything else with your life .
Yesterday my housemate wanted to have sex (hinting constantly ,i could feel the horny)
I have lived in this house for 2 months now, and I'm loving is. It's student housing and her room is under mine, so its hard to avoid each other if we would want to.
I feel like shit for not banging, i kinda like her i guess. But I don't want to fuck up the chill living situation.
What should i do? Anyone else have experience with this kind of stuff?
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Personally? Don't do it. Don't fucking do it. Holy shit don't do it. Please don't do it.
Realistically? Ehhhh you're probably gonna do it. Better put it in her butt before she reports you for rape when she gets sick of you.
OP here, could you inform me as to why you think I Should'nt?
>>17114827
Terrible idea
But you will do it anyway because it's damn near impossible to say no to good pussy
Hi anons, I am having problems with short term memory in the past months, you can literally say something to me and you can expect me to forget it just as you finish speaking, is that a symptom to some mental illness?
>>17114822
Same
Monitoring this thread
Maybe you should get some more sleep and see if that helps.
>>17114822
Do you smoke weed or use to smoke alotta weed?
so lately ive learned about my exes sex past.. she said she never fucked anyone else but me without a condom but when we first started dating she had chlamydia. Whatever, she fucked 11 guys before me and she was 15 when we started dating, 18 now. i am 19 and she said she was fucking someone every week. lately ive become less attached to her and i now see her as a fuck toy. we are fwb now but we cuddle and shit and i see her like every day. i just go to her house get her to smoke weed with me i go inside and fuck her she makes me food and after that i leave. she changed her phone...
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- if she does fuck someone what i should do
1) cut her off and never talk again
2) cry and beg her to stop
3) take her in the woods and rape her and bend her over my car and rip her clothes off, spit on her slut pussy and fuck her until shes crying. my dick is 7.5 inches and it hurts her (shes 4'11). I want to tell her stuff like "you like me fucking that slut pussy" "whos my little fucking whore"
while i ram her pussy
we dated for 3 years, and the first month i was a virgin until i fucked her, but before that she dumped me and fucked some shrip dick faggot the next day.. i got back w her only bc she fucked me and took my v. but a year after i met a 34 yr old bbw (300+) and she was my fwb for 6 months while i was dating the other girl. i thought of it as revenge. so ive fucked two girls but my friend thinks shes my only 1.
>>17114786
Break up with her.
Seriously, the mental anguish you'll go through while she sits there with her fermenting vagina looking around as if she doesn't know what's going on...
Seriously, once a woman's sexuality makes her man concerned, you can never unconcern the man. I'm sorry, you have to kill her.
Don't kill her but for real sounds like she has a tenancy for lying, and for fucking a whole lot of guys. Not GF material and not waifu material.
So I've always been attracted to my wife's sister since my wife and I got together when we were 16. I absolutely love and adore my wife. We have 2 children together and couldn't be a stronger couple.
My wife's sister is married to a fucking scum bag piece of shit. They recently had twins together and she moved in with my in-laws for the past year. Over the past year he refuses to get a job he lives at home with his parents and maybe visits the twins twice a month. I think its only to hold onto her.
Well the living situation is changing and she...
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Y want to have a relationship with yr sister in law or just inform her??
There's no way he's going to get custody. Men are already on the short end of that stick because they're men, and with his job history and such he wouldn't have much to show.
Convince her to leave this guy first before spilling out your feelings. Telling either that you want to bang her during this time would be some bad timing.
So youre in love with your wife and in love with your wife's sister?
How do I join the Canadian army if the list of my mental issues is as long as God's cock? Let me rephrase that: it's so long, even God's cock can't compare.
French foreign legion. You should already have a leg up, eh?
>>17114757
Can we see the mental issues you have? or just some of the more pressing ones?
>>17114772
Depression and I had one psychotic episode. Those are the highlights of my cray-cray career.
Need some suggestions on what I can do to improve my looks, I've been in a huge overhaul for the past year and what not and my looks still aren't up to what I think they should be, so I need some honesty
>>17114733
>>17114733
A year ago, so I've changed a bit
>>17114733
Shave. You look like a hobo.
Hey guys im about to go to uni and I'm planning to completely leave/forget my friends(like 2) from highschool and I'm just trying to figure out a way to vanish so it's not as awkward like delete chats, block numbers etc.. So should I do this? and how should I go about it?
No, don't do that. Your friends will support you and even give you hope/a place to stay if you need it.
Unless they're shit friends. If they're shit friends then hell yeah delete that shit.
>>17114695
They're toxic and constantly call me stupid and generally take advantage of me, I dealt with it cause I had no friends.
>>17114681
How far away are you going? As long as they aren't within driving distance why does it matter?
