If she wants to get you drunk, let her get you drunk. Just remember to cut it off once you hit that magic feeling. If you start having memory problems, cut it off and start sipping water. Otherwise you'll puke

>>17114067
>that magic feeling
How will I recognize that? And how do I keep myself from saying something I'll regret?

>>17114072

>You don't go from sober to absolute fucking blacked out unless you take a fifth of Jameson to the face
>You'll know not to drive a car, you won't say something stupid
>Stick to beer, no more then 1 shot AT MOST

You want to fuck someone or look like you want to fuck, that's good to go.

It looks good imho.
but that depends where you are. in the deep south this might not go, but in LA or NY this is absolutely fine.
I wouldn't wear it to work; but going out, on a date, or just around town it's a great choice.

Cute for a teen. Childish for an adult.

another bump
pls help

Exactly how weird are your fetishes?

Are you the tile guy?
Let's hear your strange fetishes.

no, they're just rich and generous

Of course, if it's a ridiculous amount it might have been a mistake. They might make a complain with your manager.

Have some decorum, politely and genuinely thank the guest for their generosity.

>>17113963
How am I supposed to even go about answering this question? I don't have this issue, but that's only because it's rare for me to feel emotional attachment to others, and that includes my own family.

I'm pretty sure that it's a character trait that you either have or you do not. If you dont, then read up on PUA or MGTOW or whatever shit people on this website read to pick up women.

>>17113963
It's easy. You just have to feel empty inside and embrace it

>>17113980
>How am I supposed to even go about answering this question? I don't have this issue
then why comment?

I'm a straight guy, but holy shit man shave that thing off right now

>>17113966
femanon agrees

>>17113960
You like someone gave you a "dirty sanchez"

>>17113923
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

>>17113930
i dont fancy this girl and what creeps me out is how she found me in the first place, how did she find my name

>>17113934
What an immature ass you are.

>>17113922
You don't want to be like her exes dude, because she isn't with them anymore.

It didn't work out with them and if you were exactly the same it wouldn't work out with you either. Be who you are and you have a shot at making this last where they couldn't.

>>17113935
But the issue lies mainly because her recent ex broke up with her. She loved him and is still working on trying not to be sad about it. I'm willing to be understanding an give her time to fully get over it but it also makes me feel insecure about it.

>>17113942
God man makes me sick to read your post.

Go to a Doctor, or something like that. Also, where do you live? South America perhaps?

>>17113915
Just hire a prostitute

>>17113948
Central europe. Why do you think i should go seek a doctor? I mean im not gonna rape anyone, im just hoping to have sex which is something pretty natural and pleasurable, i dont really get why the fuck i should feel guilty everytime i would like to ask a girl "lets just fuck", but thats it. It would ruin every relationship with them.

>>17113949
I could but the problem is pretty much the same, i cant guarantee they wont pull off something strange...
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Just put some eye drops in their drink and be done with it.

What did this guy do to you?

That is a good idea, I'd like to do it aswell to some guys I have problems with.

In my country you can't go to jail for doing that, at least not if you don't destroy their mobile phones with the water or some other electronics

>>17113920

Doesn't sound satisfying enough. Bucket of water sounds more fun. I just don't wanna go to jail for it though.

She probably found someone she liked more. Sorry, but that's a biproduct of dating sites. Each girl is going to have 20+ messages a day from other guys the same time you're talking to her.

>>17113888
Dayum sorry, second what ^^^ that guy said. Theres plenty of girlies out there.. Atleast one has to be less of a bitch than the others

Forget about it and move on, you're wasting time thinking you had some kind of connection

>>17113886
If you're driving, no, fuck that.

You'll be sluggish and make mistakes, but why would you be sleepless that long?

It is not a rewarding experience.

I think most people in their lives have tried working 60+ hrs week before. Once or twice is fine. If it is habitual, it starts to wear on you almost instantly. Going to work seems like a pain and leaving work seems like withdrawal.

You have to start over. You acknowledge all these faults of yours, and that's good. But do you really acknowledge them, or do you basically wear all this shit like a badge of honour? This might seem like a bizarre suggestion, but you'd be surprised how people romanticize their flaws.

If you truly want to get better, oh boy, you've got a lot of fucking work to do. A lot. And it wont be easy, because lets be honest here you've been a shitty person for a very long time and never really go spanked for it.

What I suggest is going to therapy, and...
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>>17113857
The old platitude is true: the first step to solving a problem is understanding there is one. You know you're an admittedly pretty fucking terrible person, so now the next step is developing a plan to stop being like that, even if it means starting over from zero in your social situation. Saying you want to be a better person doesn't do anything, and it doesn't give you control over your situation; you need to keep yourself focused and on task to changing your shitty habits.

>>17113857

There's only so much you can blame on your past. Eventually you have to take responsibility for yourself and your actions.

You've apologized to the people you've hurt and that's all you can do. You can't expect them to forgive you, that's on them to do. You've done your part, move on and ease your conscience.

That you're admitting you have a problem is a good start. You're most likely a sex and love addict and that shit is hard to stop. Counseling and...
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You and your husband are both shit and should give the child up for adoption so there's at least a chance he doesn't grow up to be a neglectful, lazy little shit like both of you.

That sounds like hell op. Also, brace self for probable incoming misogynist comments because you are le female.
From specifically what you told us? I would say...

if he's really only complaining about the cooking thing, tell him that until you've healed he needs to understand it's hard for you to cook all the time. Unless he wants the same boring, quick meals. It usually takes me a good 1-1.5 hours to cook something new and decent IF we have the right material or i'm fishing around for random ideas and ingredients trying to make up something.

>>17113858

>le misogynist boogyman

fuck off

'I love you'

Its romantic as fuck. As long as she reciprocates. Or else it's just awkward and unwelcome.

>>17113830 Not exactly what I had in mind but, i suppose.

>>17113826
>I want to take you home *wink* *wink* if you know what I mean.