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Besides not doing it at the house and ensuing that my body is easily identifiable and quickly found by complete strangers, what can I do to ensure that my suicide is as easy to my family as possible?
There is nothing you can do to ease their pain. Don't do it.
I'm planning on doing it this summer. It's sure to be hot. I think I have the idea for a perfect suicide. I'm going to drive out in my car on a 100+ day and get a shaved ice with milk (you need something in your stomach) then I'm going to find an isolated place to park. I'll take all the pills I have in my arsenal (I have a fuckton). They'll make me sleepy. I'll smoke a last cigarette and listen to "Blue in Green" by Miles Davis played on endless loop. I'll put a plastic bag over my head and drift off. I'll die of heat stroke.
>>17118418
>his family will feel pain after he dies
ayy lmaau
op what im doing is packing all my stuff up then driving into the desert with a handgun
>friend of a friend from high school
>last talked to her about a year and a half ago at a party
>in a relationship
This is nothing.
>>17118395
I have second-hand embarrassment
>>17118403
Good because I want to fucking die
Why do we self-sabotage? I know what's good for me but I always procrastinate. For example, I know even a few pushups will make me feel better but it's almost like deep down, I don't want to feel better. Why?
It really depends.
Are you sabotaging your health? Are you sabotaging your social or love life?
>>17118388
Because it's hard to imagine that you'll actually feel better.
Put more effort into my body? Sure, I might like the results, but I'll be fighting myself constantly in order to not go back to where I am now.
Oh, [desired sex] will like me more? Glad to know they don't like me for who I am and just want me to look a certain way for them. Great that all of who I am as a person is a whole 10% of what makes me worth the time of another person.
I'll -feel- better? I'll...
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>>17118443
I'm talking about sabotaging the main important things in your life: health, job/study, and relationships. All in favor of instant gratification, comfort, you know. Even though you feel empty inside, you still do nothing to change.
Hey /adv/, I know this is kinda a loaded question but what do you do when your feeling lonely? I have been feeling it lately and it has been bringing me down. Im tired of masturbating and video games, i went out more then a couple of time but no avail.
What do you do?
>>17118307
I try to talk to people if I can (hardly any friends tho lol), and if I can't I watch tv or cook or something with the radio playing so I feel less alone. Also hang out with my pets. My life is sad af
Omegle
Helps me remember people aren't so great and gives me my fill of human interaction
>>17118343
Omegle was a bad suggestion people masturbate on there and OP should quit drinking alcohol, possibly quit smoking cannabis. Look for a best friend maybe
My best friend is pretty much a shut in, it's hard to get him to go out. When I heard he made new friends, I was really happy for them. Now, I hate their guts. They got him involved in their relationship with the woman saying they're both her boyfriends. Considering it took the other guy so long to be okay with it, I kind of predicted it will go south quickly but it's lasted 4 months so far. Now he's inviting her along without telling me beforehand and he's even inviting them to my new apartment without consent. Seeing this just pisses me off. I want...
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>>17118298
Go easy on him. He's probably desperate. Forcing space between her and you will make his dick mad at you, and you don't want to test your friendship like that yet.
Four months? Maybe confront him about it by the 7th month. Novelty wears off by then usually.
>>17118298
Sounds like your jealous he is getting pussy, quit whining you fag.
>>17118313
Says someone who hasn't touched pussy since birth.
I have A dieing fear of knives and refuse to be near one, and every time I see a knife I run and try to disarm it. I feel like they have minds of their own.
I am currently being sued bye a restaurant for disarming the chef and cutting open his hand in the process. Help.
Please no joke threads here
I used to have this problem when I was 7 or 8 years old. How exactly did you see that the chef had a knife? Did you go into the kitchen? Either way, go to a psychologist.
>>17118274
pics of your arrest, you probably didnt do it if you didnt make it on the local news faggot
What's your first impression of me?
>Single
>Never had a gf or kissed a girl on the lips
>Virgin
>Shy when around woman
>Don't have friends
>Don't have a job
>Work out
>Have a motorcycle and a car I bought myself
>Worked a few jobs
Am I bf material?
Also forgot to mention.
>Live with my parents
>>17118170
I bet if I looked like chad you'd change your mind.
Not even close
Virgin here who has watched way too much porn and now dreams to perform on the same level as Chad and Tyrone. Basically came here to see if anyone could point some directions on getting started which brings me with two questions.
Are there any good books/videos/information sources on female anatomy, how the body works, and how to be good in bed in general?
Also, does anybody have any good tips on keeping one's penis in good health and working at maximum efficiency? I worry of ED or premature ejac.
Lastly before someone gets the wrong idea, this isnt...
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>>17118114
>dreams to perform on the same level as Chad and Tyrone.
Good news - porn is fake and every girl has her own special ways she likes to be fucked and odds are it's nothing like your average porn pounding. Porn can be fun but the best thing to remember whenever you watch it is that it's Chock Full o' Lies and you should believe nothing that you see in it.
>>17118114
>how to be good...
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>>17118114
Communication is the best way to please your partner.
Oral is awesome and a lot of the time, better than sex for women.
But you're already off to a good start if you actually care about pleasing someone other than yourself.
Most men just want to get off.
The guys who try usually do better just off of that.
>>17118162
>porn is fake and every girl has her own special ways she likes to be fucked and odds are it's nothing like your average porn pounding. Porn can be fun but the best thing to remember whenever you watch it is that it's Chock Full o' Lies and you should believe nothing that you see in it.
gotcha
>Don't grip it hard when you fap. Don't train yourself on kinky porn, use your imagination, stories, and plenty of vanilla.
is...
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How do I stop disliking women? 22 y.o. male My relationships with women have been terrible
>> Mom has BPD and has been psychologically and physically abusive
>> Literally everything she does around me is to upset me no exaggeration
>> Bullshit ranging from: A) if I make food for myself she will stick her hands in it and eat out of it *to* B) Trashing my whole room, punching me in the face, throwing heavy equipment at me, etc.
>> When we're...
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>>17118095
>I FLIP THE FUCK OUT and start punching myself in the face over and over again calling her a bitch.
You sound like a fucking psycho, you shouldn't change who you are because any woman who gets into any sort of relationship with you is going to end up dead at the bottom of a lake somewhere. Just stay away from women.
OP here I honestly feel like if a female reads this I would seem like Norman Bates...RIP
>>17118095
Don't do stuff for women for free and don't buy them stuff either.
I have a question
This woman who's a 27 year old, religious virgin and has aspergers has been fixated on me for the past 2 years. She's asked me about 15 times during that time for me to be her boyfriend. Recently she sent me texts and messages saying do you want to be my boyfriend? Yes or no? I know you love me I have the texts to prove it" I reject her every time because she wants a celibate relationship.
Recently she became a lot more hot headed with me and stated saying I should go out with her because no other woman will have a sexual relationship...
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I think you two deserve each other, you're both fucking retarded
>>17118076
>My question is that was my response over the top or a case or a well justified comeback?
Whether or not it's justified is irrelevant, you're a fuckin' idiot.
Seriously, she bothers you all the time stalker-mode about a relationship that you are clearly not interested, and when you make an offer that means you both come to a compramise, she freaks out and scream sexual harrassment?
What the fuck you think she's gonna do now you've "triggered"...
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>>17118082
I would have contemplated it but didn't realise just how mad she was at the time. She was pestering but not crazy until I asked.
Hey guys/girls, basically I had two of these spots appear two months ago, thought it was ingrown hair, eventually it turned into three spots and then went back down to one, it's pretty much right in between my shaft and sack. It doesn't hurt or itch or anything, it's just there and obviously making me paranoid
4chan is not a doctor's office, go to a fucking clinic please
>>17118072
Wash area with alcohol, dab any spots with antibiotic ointment, and observe for a few days. If you think that there is moisture or chaffing/rubbing involved, try talc powder. Yes, consider dermatologist if still no improvement afterwards. GL!
>>17118072
Molluscum, folliculitis... for fucks sake anon just se a GP if you are anxious as I usually am about it.
how do you deal with being in a relationship with a 10/10 for 2 years, then getting dumped?
I know I will never find a girl this hot
pic related, litterally my life
I'm sorry, but did you just date a girl for two years because she was attractive?
>>17118065
be thankful you didnt have a kid with her i guess
>>17118068
attractive and good personality too
Hi,
No porn here.
Not against fapping; just want to reduce porn.
Can you help me? Can you please suggest me something interesting (documentary, news, etc.) that is not porn-related to spend my evening without fuelling my addiction?
thank you for your help.
read a book
>>17118040
Play an instrument, ideally a phallic one requiring similar hand movements to masturbation
>>17118048
Are you suggestive preventive masturbation?
What if I get myself a whore instead?
i have an SAT to take in about an hour and a half and i haven't taken one before. i dont know how well i'll do. any last minute tips?
As someone who got a near perfect Sat score who skipped the vast majority of high school, it's fucking easy. You get something like 600 points for just filling out your name right. The questions aren't designed to mislead you but they are very particular in what they seek. It's not hard, you have nothing to worry about.
My advice is "do your best to not fall asleep" because that test is so easy it puts people to sleep.
I wasn't even smart or good at test taking. Easy easy test.
how did you do?
When I get horny I get anxious for my girlfriend to come over, when she doesn't I make Craigslist personal ads seeking women, then I sext women but also get thoughts of meeting them and having like fwb or something, after they go to bed I jerk off and after cumming the biggest loads I ever get I go through a "wtf was I thinking phase" wondering why I ever did this or wanted to meet anyone in the first place.
I know guys have a change of feelings after orgasm but should it be this drastic? Going from desperately needing companionship and someone to talk...
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Yeah I get it all the time. I reckon it's down to there not being an emotional connection u get me?
>>17117979
How about you jerk off before doing the stupid things. Fucking spastic.
>>17118045
Hahahaha
I get you, bro. Loud and clear.
