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Besides not doing it at the house and ensuing that my body is easily identifiable and quickly found by complete strangers, what can I do to ensure that my suicide is as easy to my family as possible?
There is nothing you can do to ease their pain. Don't do it.
I'm planning on doing it this summer. It's sure to be hot. I think I have the idea for a perfect suicide. I'm going to drive out in my car on a 100+ day and get a shaved ice with milk (you need something in your stomach) then I'm going to find an isolated place to park. I'll take all the pills I have in my arsenal (I have a fuckton). They'll make me sleepy. I'll smoke a last cigarette and listen to "Blue in Green" by Miles Davis played on endless loop. I'll put a plastic bag over my head and drift off. I'll die of heat stroke.
>>17118418
>his family will feel pain after he dies
ayy lmaau
op what im doing is packing all my stuff up then driving into the desert with a handgun
>friend of a friend from high school
>last talked to her about a year and a half ago at a party
>in a relationship
This is nothing.
>>17118395
I have second-hand embarrassment
>>17118403
Good because I want to fucking die
Why do we self-sabotage? I know what's good for me but I always procrastinate. For example, I know even a few pushups will make me feel better but it's almost like deep down, I don't want to feel better. Why?
It really depends.
Are you sabotaging your health? Are you sabotaging your social or love life?
>>17118388
Because it's hard to imagine that you'll actually feel better.
Put more effort into my body? Sure, I might like the results, but I'll be fighting myself constantly in order to not go back to where I am now.
Oh, [desired sex] will like me more? Glad to know they don't like me for who I am and just want me to look a certain way for them. Great that all of who I am as a person is a whole 10% of what makes me worth the time of another person.
I'll -feel- better? I'll just be giving up thing by thing until all I can eat is leaves and nuts, and I have to spend more and more of the free time already made limited by the fuckstain job I'm forced to live with having just to maintain a body that makes me hate everyone who treats me different for having it.
Yeah, no. I'll take being a lazy fatass. I've been down the "get healthy your life will be good" road, it made me want to put a gun in my mouth.
>>17118443
I'm talking about sabotaging the main important things in your life: health, job/study, and relationships. All in favor of instant gratification, comfort, you know. Even though you feel empty inside, you still do nothing to change.
Hey /adv/, I know this is kinda a loaded question but what do you do when your feeling lonely? I have been feeling it lately and it has been bringing me down. Im tired of masturbating and video games, i went out more then a couple of time but no avail.
What do you do?
>>17118307
I try to talk to people if I can (hardly any friends tho lol), and if I can't I watch tv or cook or something with the radio playing so I feel less alone. Also hang out with my pets. My life is sad af
Omegle
Helps me remember people aren't so great and gives me my fill of human interaction
>>17118343
Omegle was a bad suggestion people masturbate on there and OP should quit drinking alcohol, possibly quit smoking cannabis. Look for a best friend maybe
My best friend is pretty much a shut in, it's hard to get him to go out. When I heard he made new friends, I was really happy for them. Now, I hate their guts. They got him involved in their relationship with the woman saying they're both her boyfriends. Considering it took the other guy so long to be okay with it, I kind of predicted it will go south quickly but it's lasted 4 months so far. Now he's inviting her along without telling me beforehand and he's even inviting them to my new apartment without consent. Seeing this just pisses me off. I want that I should feel happy for him but I can't even comprehend why two guys would be okay with this. They're also not using any form of protection or birth control. I raised an issue with this, but my friend waves it aside saying that she's using the calender method.
Lately, I tell him it might be best for our friendship if he puts some space between her and I. I haven't specifically told him I find the whole thing gross, and I don't think I can be okay with it just yet. Should I try to force myself to accept this or am I doing the right thing?
>>17118298
Go easy on him. He's probably desperate. Forcing space between her and you will make his dick mad at you, and you don't want to test your friendship like that yet.
Four months? Maybe confront him about it by the 7th month. Novelty wears off by then usually.
>>17118298
Sounds like your jealous he is getting pussy, quit whining you fag.
>>17118313
Says someone who hasn't touched pussy since birth.
I have A dieing fear of knives and refuse to be near one, and every time I see a knife I run and try to disarm it. I feel like they have minds of their own.
I am currently being sued bye a restaurant for disarming the chef and cutting open his hand in the process. Help.
Please no joke threads here
I used to have this problem when I was 7 or 8 years old. How exactly did you see that the chef had a knife? Did you go into the kitchen? Either way, go to a psychologist.
>>17118274
pics of your arrest, you probably didnt do it if you didnt make it on the local news faggot
What's your first impression of me?
>Single
>Never had a gf or kissed a girl on the lips
>Virgin
>Shy when around woman
>Don't have friends
>Don't have a job
>Work out
>Have a motorcycle and a car I bought myself
>Worked a few jobs
Am I bf material?
Also forgot to mention.
>Live with my parents
>>17118170
I bet if I looked like chad you'd change your mind.
Not even close
Virgin here who has watched way too much porn and now dreams to perform on the same level as Chad and Tyrone. Basically came here to see if anyone could point some directions on getting started which brings me with two questions.
Are there any good books/videos/information sources on female anatomy, how the body works, and how to be good in bed in general?
Also, does anybody have any good tips on keeping one's penis in good health and working at maximum efficiency? I worry of ED or premature ejac.
Lastly before someone gets the wrong idea, this isnt something i want to do out of spite of women or to be some hardcore alpha or whatever. I genuinely just want to be great at sex, primarily for mutual enjoyment.
>>17118114
>dreams to perform on the same level as Chad and Tyrone.
Good news - porn is fake and every girl has her own special ways she likes to be fucked and odds are it's nothing like your average porn pounding. Porn can be fun but the best thing to remember whenever you watch it is that it's Chock Full o' Lies and you should believe nothing that you see in it.
>>17118114
>how to be good in bed in general?
Go to literotica or some similar place and just look at the highly reviewed "How Tos" that lots of people have written.
>how to eat pussy and ass
>how to give a good massage
>how to take a girl's virginity
>how to touch her so she feels good
etc.
>>17118114
>Also, does anybody have any good tips on keeping one's penis in good health and working at maximum efficiency?
Don't grip it hard when you fap. Don't train yourself on kinky porn, use your imagination, stories, and plenty of vanilla.
>>17118114
>sources on female anatomy, how the body works
Your library probably has "The Joy of Sex" and if you want to know more about female reproduction than most girls you can also read "Taking Charge of Your Fertility".
Finally, don't expect to be good at sex at all without doing it a few hundred times, and don't expect to be good at sex with any individual person without doing it with that specific person a few hundred times, because every person is different.
>>17118114
Communication is the best way to please your partner.
Oral is awesome and a lot of the time, better than sex for women.
But you're already off to a good start if you actually care about pleasing someone other than yourself.
Most men just want to get off.
The guys who try usually do better just off of that.
>>17118162
>porn is fake and every girl has her own special ways she likes to be fucked and odds are it's nothing like your average porn pounding. Porn can be fun but the best thing to remember whenever you watch it is that it's Chock Full o' Lies and you should believe nothing that you see in it.
gotcha
>Don't grip it hard when you fap. Don't train yourself on kinky porn, use your imagination, stories, and plenty of vanilla.
is that all? I thought there were possible excercises I could do.
>Finally, don't expect to be good at sex at all without doing it a few hundred times, and don't expect to be good at sex with any individual person without doing it with that specific person a few hundred times, because every person is different.
note taken
thanks for the reply, and for directing me to that website, lots of info, thanks.
How do I stop disliking women? 22 y.o. male My relationships with women have been terrible
>> Mom has BPD and has been psychologically and physically abusive
>> Literally everything she does around me is to upset me no exaggeration
>> Bullshit ranging from: A) if I make food for myself she will stick her hands in it and eat out of it *to* B) Trashing my whole room, punching me in the face, throwing heavy equipment at me, etc.
>> When we're around other people she acts really loving to me to make me seem crazy for not liking her
I will tell more stories if you guys want about her
Anyway, find gf off Okcupid:
>> She thinks I'm the greatest most handsome guy ever
>> I am dotting over her and give her massages, support her with everything, hold my temper back with her
>> She slowly starts treating me like shit; shitty attitude, sex slows down to a screeching halt
>> No affection from her the whole relationship unless I stopped giving her any
>> My breaking point was when she moved into her new apartment and didn't check what it looked like...the floors were covered in piss and were ruined so I spent my entire professionally remodeling them. She is saying I don't know what I'm doing, treating me like shit. I FLIP THE FUCK OUT and start punching myself in the face over and over again calling her a bitch. She doesn't care and finishes up the paint job. I convince her to pierce her nipples, and then ditch her.
Can't even make this shit up senpaitachi, I really genuinely hate women and in general want to have a healthy relationship with a woman platonic or non-platonic. I'm both nervous and full of hate towards women.
How do I unfuck myself?
>>17118095
>I FLIP THE FUCK OUT and start punching myself in the face over and over again calling her a bitch.
You sound like a fucking psycho, you shouldn't change who you are because any woman who gets into any sort of relationship with you is going to end up dead at the bottom of a lake somewhere. Just stay away from women.
OP here I honestly feel like if a female reads this I would seem like Norman Bates...RIP
>>17118095
Don't do stuff for women for free and don't buy them stuff either.
I have a question
This woman who's a 27 year old, religious virgin and has aspergers has been fixated on me for the past 2 years. She's asked me about 15 times during that time for me to be her boyfriend. Recently she sent me texts and messages saying do you want to be my boyfriend? Yes or no? I know you love me I have the texts to prove it" I reject her every time because she wants a celibate relationship.
Recently she became a lot more hot headed with me and stated saying I should go out with her because no other woman will have a sexual relationship with me and if they would they'll be ugly (she looks like an ogre herself though)
I gave her an ultimatum of meeting me half way between celibacy and a sexual relationship by contemplating giving me a handjob in a few months of being with her or i'll leave. I told her several times that she didn't have to do it though but it would end in the relationship ending. She agreed to do so but then she refused and asked me "Will you be my boyfriend? Yes or no NOW!!!" so I said no and she went telling everyone we mutually knew I sexually harassed her.
As a response I went to the hottest escort I could find, took some very intimate pics, sent the milder ones to her and said she was my new girlfriend and then said we went looking at baby clothes............She started going apeshit and asked me why I was looking for baby clothes and reacted with disgust when I told her we had an active sex life.
My question is that was my response over the top or a case or a well justified comeback?
Pic for eye candy
I think you two deserve each other, you're both fucking retarded
>>17118076
>My question is that was my response over the top or a case or a well justified comeback?
Whether or not it's justified is irrelevant, you're a fuckin' idiot.
Seriously, she bothers you all the time stalker-mode about a relationship that you are clearly not interested, and when you make an offer that means you both come to a compramise, she freaks out and scream sexual harrassment?
What the fuck you think she's gonna do now you've "triggered" her?
Enjoy your false rape allegation mate... That's what happens when you're dumb enough to fuck with crazy instead of waiting it out until they get bored of you.
>>17118082
I would have contemplated it but didn't realise just how mad she was at the time. She was pestering but not crazy until I asked.
Hey guys/girls, basically I had two of these spots appear two months ago, thought it was ingrown hair, eventually it turned into three spots and then went back down to one, it's pretty much right in between my shaft and sack. It doesn't hurt or itch or anything, it's just there and obviously making me paranoid
4chan is not a doctor's office, go to a fucking clinic please
>>17118072
Wash area with alcohol, dab any spots with antibiotic ointment, and observe for a few days. If you think that there is moisture or chaffing/rubbing involved, try talc powder. Yes, consider dermatologist if still no improvement afterwards. GL!
>>17118072
Molluscum, folliculitis... for fucks sake anon just se a GP if you are anxious as I usually am about it.
how do you deal with being in a relationship with a 10/10 for 2 years, then getting dumped?
I know I will never find a girl this hot
pic related, litterally my life
I'm sorry, but did you just date a girl for two years because she was attractive?
>>17118065
be thankful you didnt have a kid with her i guess
>>17118068
attractive and good personality too
Hi,
No porn here.
Not against fapping; just want to reduce porn.
Can you help me? Can you please suggest me something interesting (documentary, news, etc.) that is not porn-related to spend my evening without fuelling my addiction?
thank you for your help.
read a book
>>17118040
Play an instrument, ideally a phallic one requiring similar hand movements to masturbation
>>17118048
Are you suggestive preventive masturbation?
What if I get myself a whore instead?
i have an SAT to take in about an hour and a half and i haven't taken one before. i dont know how well i'll do. any last minute tips?
As someone who got a near perfect Sat score who skipped the vast majority of high school, it's fucking easy. You get something like 600 points for just filling out your name right. The questions aren't designed to mislead you but they are very particular in what they seek. It's not hard, you have nothing to worry about.
My advice is "do your best to not fall asleep" because that test is so easy it puts people to sleep.
I wasn't even smart or good at test taking. Easy easy test.
how did you do?
When I get horny I get anxious for my girlfriend to come over, when she doesn't I make Craigslist personal ads seeking women, then I sext women but also get thoughts of meeting them and having like fwb or something, after they go to bed I jerk off and after cumming the biggest loads I ever get I go through a "wtf was I thinking phase" wondering why I ever did this or wanted to meet anyone in the first place.
I know guys have a change of feelings after orgasm but should it be this drastic? Going from desperately needing companionship and someone to talk to then suddenly feeling like I need no one and regret what I just did?
Yeah I get it all the time. I reckon it's down to there not being an emotional connection u get me?
>>17117979
How about you jerk off before doing the stupid things. Fucking spastic.
>>17118045
Hahahaha
I get you, bro. Loud and clear.
