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I hate my girlfriend. I can't stand the sound of her voice, the feel of her touching me, or even fucking seeing her. Even in my dreams, I scream at her to get her hands off me. I've gotten to the point where I don't even jerk off to porn anymore, the only way I can get off is to go on POF and look up girls in my area and imagine I'm with someone else.
I've wanted to break up with her for a while now, but I don't know how. I made the mistake of taking her virginity, and now she's way too attached. She spent the last couple of days with...
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Tell her you hate her. That'll put it in motion
Tell her she makes your skin crawl
Also why is it telling me connection error when I refresh? Every other board works fine but here I have to reply from my phone
I've been trying to do sexy things to make my boyfriend want to have sex with me, it doesn't seem to be working... I waited for him to get off from work and dressed "sexy" with makeup and everything. He didn't seem that excited about it. We did have sex, though... but it felt more like he felt obligated to, and didn't actually want to. What am I doing wrong? I don't have a bad body. I give head and I'm not lazy in bed, either...
Maybe he's bored with me, we've been together for almost 3 years now. I'm 23 and he's...
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Maybe he likes boners
Sometimes guys need a break from sex but feel weird about that reality. Just cool it and let him start initiating when he wants to again. You initiating might actually make him feel inadequate which can make the problem worse. That is, if he's feeling that way.
But don't wait too long. A couple weeks. Just chill and give him space, don't smother him. If he doesn't come around then have a conversation about your relationship being in trouble.
Don't ask if everything is ok, tell him it's not. You have rights and needs.
>>17121455
Are you saying he's gay or that I need to give him a boner or what?
Mk, here is yet another of what you guys see quite regularly
I want to break up with my girlfriend
Without going into details, she shits me because she's always doing her own thing, doesn't involve me in her personal life at all, that sorta crap
So I've begun to do the same to her
Funnily enough, she still seems to think things are all good, even with us not having spoken face to face or over the phone for almost a fortnight now
We text a few times a day, but I just pretend I have an early bed time (fuck yeah 9pm) which is why I never speak...
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Stop being a whiney clingy faggot. Keep the bitch and find someone else to fill the gaps. Or just be straight with her and say it's not working out. No reason to be a dramatic fag about it.
>>17121419
Fuck off to /b/
>>17121419
Why ask 4chan? When you should be doing the talking with her. Be an adult and talk it out
Hi advice,
Where is a good place to look for a live-in housekeeper/au pair? Ideally this person would cook and clean in exchange for a comfortable, safe, and quiet place to live. And food of course. Maybe a small weekly allowance at the very most.
I'm a young single man (no wife/kids). I live alone and really would rather have someone there to cook and clean instead of going out to eat every day and wasting time maintaining my place.
>>17121385
Oh, and I have an extra empty room that I literally haven't set foot in about a month.
Handjobs included?
>>17121392
Nah desu nothing physical. And yeah I'm 100% serious. I currently spend over $1000 a month on food because well, cleaning sucks
What do you think the average number of women a guy has to ask out before one goes out with him?
>>17121375
>What do you think the average number of women a guy has to ask out before one goes out with him?
Every man and woman is different. There is literally no answer to this question.
Depends on the girls he's asking and what kind of guy he is
Low status guy asking out hot girls could get hundreds of rejections in a row
Muscley guy asking out whales will get yes on the first try
>>17121379
Lets assume average man asking average women, and lets also assume he doesn't ask random strangers, but women he's known for a few weeks/months and thinks there might be chemistry?
Ever heard of a bucket list? It's a list of things you should do before you die. And, seeing as how sex is loads fun post places where to have whether it in public or in the room to a store changing room more risky the better
confession booth at a church
In your room while her ex watches
>>17121369
#1: Have sex before I die
There are two girls in my life that I'm extremely close with and I'm at a point where I would like to enter a new relationship. I know they both like me and I like both of them.
Girl 1:
-Hot green-eyed Persian
-Muslim (Uncovered)
-Sociable
-Super kind
-Intelligent, funny, and genuine
-Would only date someone if she sees a potential husband
Girl 2:
-Sexy half Asian
-Non religious
-Socially distant
-Super kind
-We understand each other, she is smart and creative.
-Honest and loyal
-Does drugs and is unreliable
>>17121339
Without knowing anything about you it doesnt really help. What are you looking for in a relationship and what are your circumstances?
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>>17121339
It's a choice between a muslim and a drug addict. Lesser of two evils, OP. If you're not a muslim yourself, then girl 2 is probably better assuming the drugs haven't made her crazy.
