>>17118899
swastika

fractals

Put splotches everywhere on the pants now

>>17118860
"you suck dick too" wouldn't be solicitation.
"for extra" implies money is involved.

You'll be fine, but you're an idiot. How you made it this far in life is a mystery.

>>17118887
I sucked dick and solicited prostitutes to get this far.

>>17118887
On a serious note, I'm pretty sure (not a lawyer so don't lay it out on me if I'm wrong) if "implication" we're chargeable we would all be fucked in any sort of scenario ever. I could have been implying for extra gas in her car, hell I could of been implying for extra guys to come with me!

congrats, bro. there's a decent chance she's into you.

>>17118814
:^)

She's probably into you. There is a chance it's a misunderstanding, but I doubt it.

This actually reminds me of a silly story. Last semester I was enrolled in the honours thesis research project for my wacko interdisciplinary programme. The prof was always weirdly doe eyed with me, floaty, and both stand-offish and coming back to me, repeatedly, to talk. I just figured she was weird. At the end of the semester I was helping to put away some tech shit, like mics and projectors, we used to deliver our theses. She and I were walking back to the lecture hall, and...
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>>17118755
4chan might not be the best place to ask. I've been to /biz/ who will call CS an oversaturated meme degree, and /r9k/ and /b/ who worships the ground CS walks on.

I think the best thing to do would be to research the job situation in areas you'd like to live and see how much is there.

>>17118755
What is your other alternative?

>>17118818

Mechanical Engineering

Final bump

>>17118697
Yep she's done with you... for now at least. Imagine if a girl told you that she fucked your bro and that she loved him at one point. You don't care? OK. If you do care, then she probably feels 10x worse because that's how women are.

Don't bring it up again unless you can unfuck that girl. Which you can't. Oh and for future reference, don't disclose meaningless information like taht ever again. Honestly, what were you hoping to achieve by telling her that?

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>>17118697
Its cool guy!

Genetics and testosterone. Lifting helps but you need a decent diet and sleep too.

>>17118594
Does your father have cheft hair? If so jerk off as many times as you can and you'll get some hair in the summer

>>17118616
If jerking off is all I needed my chest would be the Amazon Jungle right now

Just be confident, man.

And take solace in the fact that 50% of drivers are even worse than you. Old people, people with bad eyesight, people who multitask terribly, etc...

>>17118496
True, I'm probably over thinking this, my only other thing would be the highway which I only did once but thankfully I don't see a scenario in which I would have to, only rode it once with my driving instructor

Fuck yeah, I've been waiting for a thread like this since forever. I'm a driving instructor who's had experience working with licensed drivers who need that confidence boost to get back out there again.

Have confidence in the fact that at one point in your life you were able to pass that driving test which may have been quite daunting at the time.

First of all, the fact that you have the inclination to drive again is a great sign. You have acknowledged you have an issue and are actively taking steps to address it.

You honestly seem to be...
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Dont give them sex and they will ignore you

>>17118472
You can't get rid of us. We are the monster you created. If you women were worth more than the gaping hole between your legs, maybe just maybe us guys might be interested in more than just sex.

I could care less about being called a fuckboy. I play the game to win, not lose. Ive tried being a good guy and treating women like human beings. It has a 10% chance of working and a 90% chance of blowing up in my face.

If you are a girl of some value, fix the women around you and the guys you attract....
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fuckboys are easy to spot, just don't gravitate towards them

>>17118841

Fuck - title should read 'Want to leave the UK....'

irc you either have to marry a canadian woman or have some sort of skill they are in short supply of to immigrate to canada.

>>17118478
I currently have a psychology degree and am in the process of getting a Master's, so I think I could get to Canada on a PhD scholarship at least, although that would only be useful for a career in academia and I don't really want that.

We get him on his bed, hes happily looking around and eating his ice cubes. He loved icecubes and prawns. Frozen prawns were his absolute favourite. We go over him looking for a tick which we didnt find, so we watch him and my mother takes him to the vet the next morning which is my birthday.
After waiting 6 hours for a call the vet finally calls and tells us there is something wrong with his spine, a disk has slipped out of place and he cant walk. He feels no pain, he can feel his feet being touched he just cant move them. There 2 options, the first is paying 7k+ on a operation...
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>>17118434

Sleep tight, pupper.

You gave him a good life OP. Take solace in that.

>>17118360
Attitude! Try to focus on positive things about yourself and not try to second-guess what anyone else might be thinking or feeling about you. Remind yourself every day about something good that you are capable of and maybe even use that to your advantage i.e. what social aspects exist or can be explored! GL out there!

You earn confidence when you find out what you're capable of.

>>17118360
are you a guy? This is important

You don't know much about yoga, do you?

No, my girlfriend does yoga and she lost her virginity to me. She does it because she likes to be supple and to relax.

>>17118018
Then tell me o autistic one

I advise you not to do that.

Don't.

I'll take that into consideration

Don't be hard on her. Probably her self esteem issues are eating her up and she may need some time to find herself. You could help her.
If you like her, let her know it, be there for her
She had a terrible emotional past so maybe it isnt easy for her too see it all good and with rainbows now
She needs time

It's a shit situation. Your girl is obviously a mess and needs help, but I don't think she can really change or heal. Maybe when she's 50+ she'll calm down but it's not even sure.

I'm quite an old fag and have this obsession with hearing people's troubles and have talked with many many women from 15 to 50+ and those issues are life long.

You can be here for her for a while, she'll trust you that you love her but there'll be many crisis like this one and it'll eventually be too much for you.


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>>17117872
So much this. I know that sort of girl well OP. You can try to help, you can mean well, but the harsh reality is that some people can't be fixed how we wish they could.

She might eventually leave you at the drop of the hat as well. I'm assuming bipolar from the sounds of it. All the words in the world you reassure her with won't stick

shame bump

>>17117648
Oldfag here. Idk why I experience time moving so quickly but I do, like I always have. And to make matters worse, I have lifelong depression, anxiety, ADD, bipolar disorder and Im autistic.

There's literally nothing you can do about it bro.