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So I keep getting a text once or twice a month from a woman claiming to give "naked massages in Tahiti" and it's addressed to like 50 men. I used to ignore it and delete the messages cause I don't care that much but this morning I was bored and said "you suck dick for extra?" Which I believe my last time she sent a text out I asked if she did handies and she replied with yes. Then she sent me a message saying "THIS IS SOLICITATION I AM TURNING THIS TEXT INTO ____ POLICE SEX CRIME DEVISION."
Then I questioned her on how "you suck dick for extra" implies solicitation considering I didn't state that I would pay money. And she replied with "I am an undercover cop and prostitution is illegal and solicitation is the act of asking for a service, doesn't mean money is involved"
Which brings me to 2 questions.
1. What do
2. Doesn't that mean me asking my wife to suck my dick is technically solicitation?
>>17118860
"you suck dick too" wouldn't be solicitation.
"for extra" implies money is involved.
You'll be fine, but you're an idiot. How you made it this far in life is a mystery.
>>17118887
I sucked dick and solicited prostitutes to get this far.
>>17118887
On a serious note, I'm pretty sure (not a lawyer so don't lay it out on me if I'm wrong) if "implication" we're chargeable we would all be fucked in any sort of scenario ever. I could have been implying for extra gas in her car, hell I could of been implying for extra guys to come with me!
>>17118897
True dat.
>>17118860
Cute dog
