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Got dumped yesterday
Already one match on tindudes but I want a decent haircut.
What is undoubtedly the sexiest haircut I could have to pull ladies???
>>17122266
Forget the haircut. Your head is on sideways.
i don't see what i'm working with properly. do you have a less slicked back pic so i can see the lengths and body of your hair?
>>17122280
Yeah!!!
>it's an "Anon mentally replays every interaction he's had all week over and over and reinterprets everything everyone said and did in the worst possible light" episode
Why won't everyone just outright reject me already? Why do they have to pretend to like me just to give me false hope?
>>17122225
Basic social graces dictate that we jump through hoops to 'say without saying,' because if you're direct about disliking somebody, you usually look like a retarded asshole
>>17122249
How far does that have to go, though? Is it really necessary to accept my invitations and act like friends? They're not even giving me normal hints, I only realize this shit a week later after replaying it a hundred times and analyzing everything
>>17122225
Stop being so negative you doofus. Focus on improving your interactions with people.
Not everyone hates you, that is just you assuming the worst.
How can I find my purpose in life when I dont even have dreams?
you accept that your purpose in life is shitposting on 4chan and jerking it to futa
>>17122209
Just be yourself
we don't have a purpose in life
you were lied to as a child
we just exist, we aren't here for anything or any purpose. You get to set your goals and acheive them but don't think there is a god watching you, and don't think you are 'meant for something' because that's a lie.
>be male
>extremely emotional
>feel intensively lonely
>come close to tears and hate myself when i am shunned from others
>find it difficult to control my anger at videogames
>become extremely judgemental of people
>24 years old and its only maybe gone down to 80% of how bad it was in my teenaged years
How do I stop living like this? I'm waiting to go to school right now and I am completely NEET except for friends who I have on skype and self study, but I am going more and more insane by the day.
How much do you masturbate?
>>17122207
Pretty much every night
>>17122230
thats the point i think, same problem here
Anyone here smokes weed?
Is smoking weed bad?
it's not bad but smoke only with good friends and do it with good attidute in comfy safe place
You know that meme about vegans announcing their veganism at every opportunity? Weedfags started that.
Your grandma must be so disappointed.
Just don't make a lifestyle out of it. People who do end up as losers.
Guys... I feel so empty and dead inside. How I can get rid of this fking depression?
Pills and therapy, but say goodbye to your libido
>>17122158
This.
...or you can end it all.
>>17122163
What's the best way?
>be with gf
>she dumps me in february
>it still hurts as fuck
>see on her facebook walls posts from begining of march adressed to her new bf
>"I love you honey" and shit like that
I'm mad as fuck and depressed
how to I get over this?
>>17122136
Stay away from her Facebook page and generally avoid her as much as possible.
>>17122136
dont read ex's facebook...its always going to be a disaster. The first thing i do with ex's is delete every point of contact. You are always going to find something you dont like if you snoop around.
>>17122136
> 1st come to terms that it's over
> Breifly forget she ever existed.
*unfriend her/block all contact
*delete any photos, memories
*make sure you never see her again/work with her
>begin self improvement journey
> read, Biz, Fashion, and Fitness
> find passion
> let 2-3 year evolution begin
> become happy with yourself & accept yourself
> suddenly notice pussy, money and respect pouring from every direction.
>more and more people respond to my reasonable and coherent posts with confusion and bewilderment
What's going on
you are buying into questionable mindsets
>>17122126
Chances are that you are not as reasonable and coherent as you think.
You're freakin' nutty my man
It happens
Remember Israeli assasins are trying to kill you, dont leave your room
I have a single small pimple lookin flesh-colored bump on my scrotum, there is no other bumps or anything anywhere else on my genitals except for that one. I was pretty worried it was genital warts so I looked up some images on google but none of them really look like this. The images on google look all crusty and shit mines pretty much just a round little pimple thing, at first I thought it was an ingrown hair but theirs no way to pop it. It could have formed out of a rash or something from having a sweaty ballsack but it's been there for a few days so idk. Can anyone give any educated guesses on what it might be?
I'm getting tested sometime this week just gotta check my schedule for next time I'm off, but still it's bothering me and I wanna know now.
I wanna know this too!
Then again, I am op..
I get those from time to time, Just a pimple deep under the skin.
>>17122106
It looks like Amata.
Is a CS degree worth it if you're a sperg that can't network well?
>Having a degree about going Long A and making sure you plant for long so you can AWP the defusing CT
>>17122035
Just dont be sperg/autismo in the interview ans youll be ok
>>17122035
learning how to network would make mostly anything degree more useful OP, it's how you get employers to hire you.
>be me
>be a permavirgin
>be not able to buy one urself cuz of laws
>have no friends who would help u
How do I asky parents for a fleshlight? I will never losey virginity but I at least wanna know what pussy feels like. I'm so sick of jerking off it makes me feel like crap. :( how do I get my family to buy me 1?
Lose my* fucking phone keyboard.
Why can't you buy one youeself? How old are you?
>>17122007
Ask them for a hooker first. If they say no, back it down to a fleshlight. It'll seem much more reasonable by comparison.
I am a 23 year old average looking, low income kissless virgin. I am considering having a prostitute blow me or have sex with me for money but i am not sure if i will be able to perform and enjoy myself.
No women have ever shown interest in me on their own but a few of them have opened up to me after long conversations and seemed to be interested.
All of them were fat and quite below average looking but it did not bother me. The issue was that they were all not decent girls/women which does bother me. I can't get into a romantic relationship with a girl that is far from a decent person. If i am just to have sex with someone i do not plan to date it might aswell be an attractive prostitute and not some highly overweight unfit woman.
So should i go ahead and have sex with european sex workers in countries where such acts are legal?
>>17121975
what do you mean they weren't decent OP?
also if it's legal in your country, just make sure she doesn't steal your phone. if its illegal make sure you don't get infected.
>>17121975
>No women have ever shown interest in me on their own
No shit. Humans a a sexually dimorphc species, and men approach women, not the other way around.
>>17121975
>The issue was that they were all not decent girls/women which does bother me.
In what ways?
(As well: Do you realize you call other people not decent while you are the one considering to fuck a prostitute?)
>So should i go ahead and have sex with european sex workers in countries where such acts are legal?
If you live close.
If not, and you have to travel anyhow, just travel to hong kong for a week or two instead. There write to all women on the dating app BlendR (+ alike apps) just "Are you here for serious or casual reasons?". If they reply with Casual (1 in 20 girls if you are an average white [!] guy from my experience) tell them to meet you at this or that time in front of a certain love hotel.
+ its cheaper.
>>17121986
Not decent as in they were whores in my book.
basicly i like putting things in my ass but if my family find out that im gay they will kick me out so is there anything i could use?
Empty spray paint and air freshener cans
thats some good drama lmao
Store it in a shoebox with condoms and vibrators. If they're discovered, say that they're for when you sneak your girlfriend in.
vape ideas ... I need to stop smoking cigs and thinking about vaping .. I'm not rich and I don't want to buy a crap vape
Go to a smokeshop and ask the guy at the counter. It's his job to try to hook you up and appeal to your preferences.
>>17121957
Those things make you look like a tosser.
And when people let out those huge loads of vape smoke I literally laugh at them.
>I need to stop smoking cigs
So stop. You're not a fucking child.
A girl I am seeing is currently at home sick with a cold, and I was thinking of dropping by with something to cheer her up. Do you have any ideas?
tel her you're coming! she might not want to you to see her like that...
ask if you can bring something from the drug store and also bring something to entertain her. a book or a movie...
>>17121933
I know she doesn´t want me there having a cold, I was thinking of dropping there with a gift or something funny and then leave
>>17121939
so, just leave it at her doorstep? because i can tell you that girls don't want to have you see them with bed hair, sniffly noses, pajamas and unshowered...
