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I'm Asian. I know that I will never impress anyone with any language I learn. With over a billion Chinese people on earth, there is technically at least a couple of Chinese people who can speak X language fluently. Therefore, Chinese people who can speak a certain language well are just a dime a dozen. Technically, it is much harder for a Chinese person to impress a native speaker by speaking a foreign language well compared to a non-Asian person trying to impress a Chinese person by speaking Chinese fluently.
Why does that matter? You seem to be insecure about nothing. Do you want to learn another language? Do it. Who cares about the odds of another Chinese faggot speaking it. It's still a good feat to be able to speak multiple languages, and a lot of people can't.
>>17124617
every race has many many many many many fucking people that speak antoher language. there is no man in a cloak in space keeping track of exactly how many and punishing those who are the most behind.
literally no one has ever said
>A CHINESE MAN THAT KNOWS SWEDISH? PSSHHHHHH KILL URSELF FAGGUETTE
no one cares.
>>17124617
Who cares about languages ? Petty people probably. Only maths, physics and your lifts on the big three matter. If you're bad at those, you're not a man.
Really good friend (who is a girl) wants me to watch her and her boyfriend have sex. Wut do? Pic not related
bumpidty bump
>>17124615
if you want to do it and it wont be a forseeably unhealthy experience, do it.
if you want to do it and it will be a forseeably unhealthy experience, dont do it.
if you don't want to do it, dont do it.
>>17124615
why? for exhibitionism? why not tell them to camwhore?
Hey guys. In getting really tired of my Trump supporting friends calling me retarded for my Libratarian ideology just becouse in the odd one out. How can I get better at debate? How can I utterly decimate them in debate? It sounds petty but it really does stress me out desu the fact that they call me "retarded" and "fucking aut" for a simple ideoligical stand point
if you can't defend your political ideology from attack then maybe you should reconsider your political beliefs
what's been a stumbling block?
Well you're on /adv/ so.
My advice is not to debate politics with friends if you want to have friends.
>>17124599
I'm not the one who brings it up its always them
My ex recently broke up with me. We had been long distance for a long time, with her visiting me and vice versa whenever we could, and she eventually moved in, then moved back out and now won't answer my calls.
The thing is. There was a definite change in her behaviour when she left my place after the first visit. She became obsessed with the idea of me cheating (which I never have or would, cheating destroyed my family when I was a kid), even going so far as to accuse me of incestuous leanings. At the time I thought "this must be a guilty conscience thing" but she convinced me it wasn't, she was just insecure about losing me.
The third time we were together something went wrong with one of my testicles, and I've been having on and off pain since. I saw a doctor today, and allthough there are other explanations, basically, I might have chlamydia. I know it's symptomless in women, and it makes them infertile. She wants kids badly, so the idea of her not being able to is heartbreaking. On the other hand, she CAN'T have got it from me. I was a kissless virgin before her, and I know I never cheated.
My mind keeps going back to the sudden change in her temperament when she was back in her home town the first time. She was hanging out with her (only) ex then. Did she cheat on me?
Obviouslly I need to check if I have the infection or not first. I just feel like shit about all of this. If my suspicions are right, she'll already be infertile probably, as it would have been 15 months since she may have cheated. We agreed on names for the kids we wanted to have in the future.
What do?
>>17124553
Why do you feel like shit about any of this? You didn't do anything wrong. Just deal with your shit and move on.
Judging by her behavior, someone like her doesn't seem ready for kids anyway.
>>17124578
Well, I mean, the relationship breakdown was just as much my fault as hers. I also am allowed to feel bad about her being infertile even if it was because she cheated on me.
I fucking hope I don't have an std man. That makes me feel bad, that idea.
>>17124553
Are you comfortable telling her that a doctor said that you might have the STD? If you care about her welfare like you said you did it would be good to tell her right away so she can get treated
Im 5'6-5'7..I have never been set back or anything because of my height..I see alot of short hate here..what is that all about?
>>17124552
LOL MANLET Xd
>>17124552
>Is being short that much of a disadvantage?
Some disadvantage is documented, but there is no evidence for the difference being major or insurmountable.
>>17124552
>I see alot of short hate here..what is that all about?
Most of it is just the bitter unfuckables seeking desperately to find something inherent and immutable about themselves to blame for their failures with women. Anything to avoid the idea that they could have prevwnted, or could change it even now.
>>17124552
>I see alot of short hate here..what is that all about?
Short answer is memes.
Long answer is some men who are short feel very insecure about it. Some celebrities like Robert Downey Jr. wear big platform type high heel shoes to appear taller, and one notorious Hollywood midget would make his ex-wife crouch if the paparazzi found them so he could maintain the illusion of appearing taller than her. Then there's shit like set photos of scenes where the male hero leans in to kiss the girl he's just saved, and he's standing on a box because otherwise she'd have to kneel down. Their insecurity about it and the lengths they go to to hide it is amusing, which popularised it from /fit/ shitting on each other for genetic dis/advantages, and then the manlets themselves jumped on the bandwagon because as >>17124566 says it gives them an excuse for why they're sad and lonely rather than it being their horrible personalities and general retardation.
>too quirky and eccentric to fit in with chads, bros and jocks
>too /fit/ and not 'liberal' enough for hipsters and artsy types
>too social to fit in with nerds and gamers
>don't fit in any scene
>don't want to die alone
what do?
do your own thing and fuck what people think.
you'll find some like minded people eventually.
>>17124467
the moment you stop trying to fit in is the moment youll be yourself.
and whatever comes of it will be you.
>implying the scene people follow is black and white
Anon people aren't polarized in one group, they're a collection of different styles. The same way one of those faggots could see you as a fit/jock fag, you see them as hipsters. Sure you might lean a bit more one way but perception is everything. If you want to befriend people I'd say don't make excuses on why you aren't making connections and try to find the small things you do share in commen and don't look at what you don't share in commen negatively because that's the fun of friendship, learning and incorporating each other's lifestyle.
Today I discovered microwavable vegetable bags (heard about them on The Office!), so I ate some.
What are some other ways to improve my dieto?
bruh just buy fresh veggies some lean meats..ie chicken etc...chic peas and lentils and stuff the next time you go shopping...just look up recipes and stuff man its easy
Always shop around the periphery of the store, don't eat processed stuff, count calories if you want to lose weight
>>17124464
My grandma won't buy anything to cock veggies with. I have to get the frozens.
Nobody likes me. Everyone hates me.
Same old story - depressed, anxious, friendless, hopeless, probably on the spectrum.
Can someone just say something nice to me for a change, so that for a brief moment I don't feel like the most respulsive creature to ever exist?
I don't hate you anon. :( Cheer up, I'd give you a hug if I could...
>>17124407
Nobody will like you until you learn to like yourself.
If you can't manage to do this through your own willpower then that's fine, see a therapist, there's no shame in that. The only shame is in giving up.
>>17124407
>depressed, anxious, friendless, hopeless, probably on the spectrum.
You're among friends!
Although, it's 4:30am and I really need to get some sleep, so you're among friends -1.
Hey, /adv/ first time coming here. Just need a little guidance.
So, about a week and a half ago my current employer screwed me over. I had a vacation coming up, so I just bit the bullet and touched it out. Called a temp agency to try to get somewhere else quickly, they had a position available at some processing plant, I went to them the Friday before my vacation, they said they want to hire me. I let the temp people know, they said they'd be in contact with me. It's now the end of my vacation, haven't heard from the agency. Called them and they said they've got no record of the processing plant, so I called the plant. They still expect me to start tomorrow night. The agency said I've got to be processed before I can start any job they put me on. And I wouldnt be able to go to the plant till Wednesday according to them. I'm not sure what to do.
Tl;dr
One company wants me to start a new job tomorrow, another company tells me I can't, I still haven't quit my current job. Wat do?
Bump?
>>17124327
Do you have any kind of signed contract with the agency?
>>17124343
I think so, I didn't read what I signed. And it was so long ago.
>be me
>have girlfriend past 8 years
>things have been good for the most part, but she never put much effort into spending time with me
>i was always the one to drive to see her
>start fighting about her never making an effort to spend time with me
>shit gets pretty bad and we end up hardly talking for 4 days
>go to the bar on the 4th day and run into girl i have been friends with, and really like
>end up getting black out drunk and telling her i would fuck her
>she's engaged and has been in a relationship for 8 years as well
>she doesn't say much, i end up leaving and making it home somehow
>next day I apologize and find out she really likes me too
>pretty sure she'd hook up with me if i met up with her sometime
What do /adv/? Should I destroy my relationship and this chick's wedding engagement? I really do like her. I doubt that she would call off her engagement, nor do I really want that, so I guess it'd just be something that happens on the down low. I honestly never thought this would happen to me.
Don't do it. It'll fuck things up in the long-run. Doing this now for some short-term satisfaction isn't worth what it could ruin.
Do it faggot! Search for your happiness and love
>>17124488
The rational side of me thinks that, but it also is really hard to fight feelings for someone that I know likes me back. The obvious choice would be to cut all contact, but I don't want to because we just graduated college and I will lose her as a friend if I don't keep in touch. The other thing is that I somewhat believe that my relationship with my girlfriend will permanently be like this. We are past the honeymoon stage and I doubt that that feeling is ever going to return. Her fiance is a douche and she's unhappy, so I don't really care about their situation. Also, it'd be stupid to leave my long-term relationship for someone who is married. It's hard, man.
Every time I get drunk my upper traps (basically shoulder area) start hurting and feeling sore. I have no idea why and want to know how I can fix it.
And yes, I am drunk right now as well.
>>17124320
My knees hurt when I get high
How about you stop getting drunk then you fucking degenerate.
>>17124334
Fuck you I love alcohol
Is it true that the majority of people will hate you for being successful/fit/intelligent or is it just a meme?
Just a meme. Anyone can be succesful at something if you try, but it depends on your personality if you are hated.
>>17124257
Nope I am actually happy for you for being succeful in life and I wish the same for others.
>>17124257
No. I started to become kind of a dick when my life began to come together. People didn't really take me seriously before then, so I think it's a nice change.
> Be me
> 22 year old 4chan lurker
> 6.5/10 dude, fat, has a double chin
> beard, enjoy nerd shit
> had sex (a lot of times), 3 gf's, 2 were LDR's, one was IRL
> 4 year long, 3 months long, and 2 years long relationships
Ask me anything
Why did you make this thread other than to service your own vanity?
/thread
>>17124255
I don't think I am ugly, but the looks count is bullshit since I see all kinds of guys getting tail.
I feel that I am too different for the normal woman to relate to and I just started dating last year. As a guy in his mid 20's what advice you got?
>>17124255
Congratulations. I'm 24, 8/10 face but fat so whatever. Beard, sure. Nerd shit, yep. Sex, yeah, plenty. Multiple long term girlfriends, sure. Married? Yeah.
Doesn't mean shit. You're nothing special. If you're not asking a question, you probably shouldn't be making a thread. Plenty of crackheads have sex, doesn't make them an authority on anything.
>>17124259
This.
![Rebuild Of Evangelion Movie 01 You Are (Not) Alone [024ECC40].mkv_snapshot_00.45.24_[2016.02.27_15.32.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QUxTmKU.jpg "Rebuild Of Evangelion Movie 01 You Are (Not) Alone [024ECC40].mkv snapshot 00.45.24 [2016.02.27 15.32.27]")
I have to pee all the time and it's driving me crazy. It's been getting more and more frequent. I was worried I had diabetes so i got my blood checked as well as urine. Everything was within normal ranges so it's not that...what the fuck is happening to me? This is driving me insane!
if your male it could be your prostate.
>>17124248
yeah im male, probably should have mentioned that. Also 23 y/o for future reference
Does it hurt when you pee?
Could be a urinary tract infection
Or as the poster above me said, it could be your prostate.
You should probably get checked either way, is there a reason why you think you'd have diabetes?
Hi /adv/
I've recently come to the realization that I'll never be able to cum inside of my boyfriend and mark my territory and claim ownership, per se, like he can of me. Is there some equivalent for a female? I want to experience that closeness and satisfaction.
you can still piss on him or in his mouth.
>>17124215
Wtfamireading
Turkey baster.
