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Have had a girlfriend for about 9 months
>me being boring, down to earth
>she's down to earth, quiet as well
Then later on suddenly a whole bunch of shit comes up about her past; like having threesomes, a fuckton of one night stands, her dating/fucking a multitude of guys around the time she met me.
Although, I'm not interested in her past because we've all done shitty stuff; I feel like leaving her because she LIED about this stuff.
Is it fair to be evasive of another...
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>>17123861
>Although, I'm not interested in her past because we've all done shitty stuff; I feel like leaving her because she LIED about this stuff.
There's nothing wrong with that, and it may be for the best.
>Next, as this all was brought out into the open -she suddenly brings up that she had a boyfriend who died in a car accident; So she's been only giving 60% into the relationship between us.
Then it sounds like she's just...
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>So she's been only giving 60% into the relationship between us.
>60%
How do you reckon?
>>17123880
Her words, not mine.
Aight guys, I need some help.
A little background: Last Aug I signed a lease with 3 other guys. The terms were 1 month, $400 a month per person but we're collectively liable for the $1,600. Well, 2 of my room mates are terrible messy which caused the 3rd roommate to move out.
Since he moved out, a friend of mine took over the lease and ever since he has moved in it has been hell on earth. I don't want to get into the specifics because the details are too long.
More or less, he got a puppy (without paying the pet deposit) and he neglects it, leaving...
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>>17123815
microwave the dog.
>>17123815
>How can I get rid of this room mate and/or his dog without losing my deposit or getting evicted myself?
Give it to a no-kill shelter with a high adoption rate. Avoid the pound. Going to the landlord shouldn't exactly hurt you, but the guy could fuck you over on his way out.
>>17123825
The dude would go ballistic and do the same thing to my dog
I'm not really sure if this is the right place to be asking this, but I could really use some advice about torrenting and data.
My current data plan really sucks and everything gets eaten up really quickly and I can't help but think that my torrenting might be to blame.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated
Some more info- I've been downloading stuff for years and my library is a little big. I think that also might be why so much data is getting used.
My share ratio is also pretty low and I can't seed everything because that's a lot of data.
Would be alright if I deleted most of my library and seeded the torrents that really needed it?
I don't want to keeping constantly burning through my data all the time but I also don't want to become a big leecher either.
Again, sorry if this isn't the right place to be asking but...
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If you're on a public tracker you can leech all you like
If you're on a private service consider purchasing some kind of seeding
>>17124031
Wow, I'm still learning about this stuff. I feel so stupid for not really caring until now.
I use Vuze to download my torrents and I'm pretty sure that I don't really have to sign in anywhere to get them, so does that mean it's considered a public tracker then?
What is the proper way to use an apostrophe?
Like, how?
>>17123693
When addressing a persons name, belongings, ect
>>17123665
Possessive- this is carl's
Combo words - it's = it is
for to make tea with?
also what should i put my smoothies in and i need best pitcher.
guys come on. this thread is millions of times better than the same old "blah blah relationship problems" shit. let's talk about tea kettles and pitchers and smoothie carrying devices plz
bump losers
Anything that you can boil water in is fine for making tea. Put your smoothies in cups.
This is a thread for /ck/
How do I give a really bomb blowjob?
I'm not very pretty so I figure if I want a guy I should learn how to give him some damn good reasons to stay
Let him eat you out instead. Make sure it gets really wet and that the bottom part of his dick head is what gets the most stimulated in up and down motions.
>>17123629
Slip a finger up his ass
>>17123668
What is this stupid ass shit? She asks for tips on blowjobs and you tell her to get him to eat her out instead?
Dumbass motherfucker you don't know shit about shit
be me, 19yo
> still living with my parents
> they're banging for a bit more than 30mn
> have exams tomorrow
> gotta wake up at 6AM
> already tired as shit
Its not the first time, what should ibdo /adv/ ?
Masturbate
>>17123554
Tell them to shut the fuck up, because you have exams.
They can fuck later.
>>Take a bite of an apple, then run in and jump on them while they're in the sack. When they ask what the fuck you're doing, cheerfully say:
"I just like to watch you guys"
Is there any medications or drugs I can take to like sex even a little bit. My wife wants it quite often but I have no interest cause I don't want a child yet.
>What is a condom
>What is birth control
are you retarded
>>17123538
nigger you gay
>>17123561
Don't use condoms and sex is only for children, it's a boring passing moment to me
What is stuff that always turns you off from guys?
Like, what's the shit that can annoy the hell outta you/even be a deal breaker
When a guy keeps texting you about stuff and never stops even if you're busy, so you get a spam of messages when you check your fucking phone
>>17123537
Many, many things.
Mentally:
>no sense of humour
>no common knowledge or obsessive knowledge about just one or two subjects
>can't explain why he believes something
>scared of speaking his mind, not able to have an argument
>way more stupid than me
>shitty taste in stuff (even if less important)
Personality...
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>>17123591
>No sense of humour
I can get my gf to laugh a lot in person but in text (until we go to uni how we talk a lot because of distance) It's hard. Does that matter?
>say something to someone
>they look at me like i'm not making any sense
this is extremely frustrating, help
>>17123518
What the fuck are you even saying?
>>17123518
I didn't understand any of that
>>17123518
You posted >>17122126, right? In the future, don't make new threads until old ones fall off the board, bump the old thread instead.
As I said there, describe your life and your interactions with others IRL.
Describe your social life particularly, your friendships, romantic ventures, etc.
And how long ago did this start? Any trigger you can think of?
Anything else that started around the same time?
I'm dealing...
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could i hang myself while laying down and it being a shoe lace noose? would i pass out and the blood flow would still cease so then like 10 minutes later i'd be dead? what would happen?
it'd probably work. i already fucked myself up yesterday just testing it out so now i basically have to kill myself cause im a fucking cripple now. im having to type all fucked up. -still op.
>>17123485
>>17123594
What the fuck?
yeah man, warning. i didn't even think i had that much pressure on my neck.
Matched with one of my highschool bullies on tinder, what do?
Are you lesbian/gay? I personally wouldn't do it
Hate fucking is always nice
Say that you got turned on when he/she bullied you.
I'm 25 and I can't get my life together. The prospect of finding employment freaks me out. I'm basically an undiagnosed autist. Should I go for it? What other options do I have?
>>17123421
Do you have a degree? If so, what is it?
The army isn't quite a last resort. You need to be fit, and be reasonable. If you have a history of mental health issues or drugs or criminality, you'll be turned away.
The average joe can pass soldier selection pretty easily, if those negatives don't apply and they're not out of shape. It's passable money, but some roles will fuck you up for civvy life. Being infantry does not prepare you for civvy street.
>hi,...
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>>17123551
Yeah I have a degree in biology, but its been over four years since I graduated and I can't remember shit. Pretty sure if I went into a job in that area I wouldn't even know what to do now. I'm not hugely in debt, only about £4000, so I figure I can get out of it in a few years.
I don't think I'm suitable for a normal job desu. I can't even drive or look people in the eyes.
Little known fact is that the army is more selective than most universities. People laugh when I tell them this, but think about how many people get into university who are overweight, asthmatics, have OCD or psychological issues, have physical disabilities, have criminal records, etc etc.
How do I reject a girl without hurting her feelings?
A girl that used to go to my school has feelings for me, but I'm not interested. I want to let her know but I don't want to make her feel bad.
What should I say? I don't want to lie and say I'm not looking for anyone, because I am. Just not her.
I could just say 'sorry but I'm not interested in you' but that'll be mean right?
Just say you see her as a possible friend. It will let her think there's still a chance without outright saying your not attracted enough to her to not be around her. Then just blow her off every time she wants to hang out by saying your busy or you're going out of town.
>>17123424
That sounds like a good idea, I'll probably do that.
Anything else I should try?
>>17123424
this is horrible and if you do this you are a fucking asshole
i hope a girl does this to you, or maybe they already have.
just tell her you are not interested jesus christ
Is there ANY college field that's worth it nowadays?
>Go with Engineering
>Can't find a job because millions of Asian super-nerds took them all
>Go with Computer science
>Have to sit in an office with autists and make Flappy Bird clones all day
>Get laid off because Rajeet in India does coding for cheap
>Go with Art
>>>>Going with Art
Nah, the only way is to have connections anyway.
>>17123399
>doing what 4chan tells you and not what you want to
Enjoy getting a degree in business then complaining on 4chan when you can't a job because you hate your field.
You don't even need to be globally competitive or any good to get hired in a skilled field, all you need is to not be terrible. What they don't want is somebody coming into their workplace and actually making their projects worse.
