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Hi /adv/ I need some help, no edgy faggots please. I've posted this in another thread but not reply.
My long distance GF just ended it with me even though she even said I was perfect to her. She said she just wanted to be alone completely and doesn't know what she wants.
I am pretty sad right now and have already considered it OP, it was also my birthday today, so she leaves me on my birthday, buys me gifts and here I am alone with nobody. After all of the time and effort I put into it, she just wants to be alone. I really thought we were perfect for...
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Could be a lot of reasons why she says this. Could be an easy let down it could be the truth. Although you're a faggot I wouldn't recommend sudoku. If you really are infatuated with this girl just take it easy be friends and either she'll come back around or you'll find out her real motives. Either way being an edgy faggot only makes you an edgy faggot therefore stop being one. Also I know you know theese deep down in your autistic brain that there are other girls out there. I dated long distance online for a long time so I understand you're situation...
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>>17159427
Thanks anon.
Yeah I guess. I've just never experienced it before. She is cute. I think it's just because it was so unexpected especially since she ended it, then apologised and asked for me to take her back and then ended it again all within 2 days, so I am going to give her some space.
I also understand there are other girls, but I only wanted her. :(
>>17159443
You're a faggot, dude. No, seriously. I bet you cried in front of her and shit.
How can we get "Wrestling" fags off /asp/?
They really don't belong there, if WWE is real it belongs on /sp/, if WWE is fake it belongs on /tv/. unless they are themselves wrestlers it doesn't belong on /asp/ at all.
Sup /wooo/
>>17159333
kindly request that all OPs of wrestle themed threads included the word 'wrestle'
than simply filter that.
>if WWE is real it belongs on /sp/, if WWE is fake it belongs on /tv/
And if there's debate about whether it's real or not, it belongs on /asp/
What can I do to kill everyone on 4chan?
Death by memes.
We are killing ourselves.
>>17159289
It would be expensive seeing how most people here live in different Countries and such. Your best bet is to not come here and we become invisible to you.
You can't. We're a part of you
You guys seem like sensible people, unlike the shits back in vidya. I am REALLY pissed off at how everyone is shitting on Battleborn, but treating Overwatch like it's the second coming of Jesus.
I think my problem is that I take every criticism towards Battleborn and/or Gearbox as a personal attack to my interests and beliefs. How do I deal with this?
Try going outside.
Or read a book.
>>17159286
Any game that requires multiplayer and doesn't have single campaigns or single player mode devolves any aspect of gaming. It's not a real game if it's only multiplayer.
>>17159311
This. There's a whole world out there op.
Let's play a game, /adv/.
Convince me why I shouldn't kill myself.
>>17159246
Why do you want to kill yourself? This is all apart of the game, of course, research.
>>17159246
OP if you do, be sure to will me all your stuff.
That includes vital organs.
Do you have two functioning arms and two functioning legs? A generally functional body?
>lose credit card at the mall
>check bank statement at home
>some doucher bought $2234 in buttplugs
I got my money refunded, but my gf will never trust me again. How do I reagan her trust?
>>17159245
Become president, then give her the 'ol trickle down.
Or just show her the credit card statement that shows you got refunded...
>>17159256
She thicks I'm retardant for losing it in the first place.
>>17159245
Why do you allow your gf to look through your mail?
How do I cope with really bad anxiety complete with tremors and stuff? I don't have any access to medicine atm. Any exercises or anything? thanks
Go see a psych and ask for group therapy or something. Wish I had done this myself.
get medicine idiot
>>17159251
>>17159258
I can't this instant. I can't drive right now for this reason.
>tfw no friends
>autistic as fuck
>tfw coworkers all use snapchat
>i don't even know why i'd use it, to show pics of me browsing 4chan?
>overhear coworkers talking about food snaps
>overhear them talking about doing things "for the gram"
>tfw haven't had a picture taken of me in over 5 years
how do i become a normie?
>>17159224
of all places on the internet you had to ask on 4chan how to become a normie
pro tip, you can't
>>17159386
>>17159393
amazing advice
So my gf told me a while ago that she didn't want sex until marriage. It wasn't a big deal, but it's really become the next logical step in our intimacy. However, she hasn't changed her mind and I don't want to try and push her on having sex. Marriage isn't a logical option right now, and she want's to wait until then.
So what do I do? Try and convince her? Do nothing? Fuck other women? What do?
Get engaged, out the wedding off till it's possible
Break up.
Nah, marriage isn't realistic. Both our parents would boycott it. "We're too young"
I lost the ability to get crushes on guys
When I was a teenager I would get dizzy and overwhelmed and not be able to eat and think about the guy constantly
Now I don't get that way about anyone and I'm in my early twenties.
I really want to have a crush again though.
I don't know why I've become like this. I've never been in a relationship so that wouldn't have anything to do with it
You're either broken by too much dick or there are no decent guys around you.
It's an alluring prospect to be sure...
But only on the surface. You should take advantage of your inability to feel deep affections by focusing more on developing yourself.
>>17159188
I don't see how I can't focus on developing myself and get crushes at the same time
I just don't know anymore.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
I don't know what path I should take.
If I should try making a move at all.
I don't know.
I don't know what's right and what's wrong.
I don't know my place.
I don't have an identity.
I can't answer any question, and avoiding them is only escapism.
wasnt there a rule about NO VENTING?
You need to calm down, and have a moment of clarity. Watch your favorite episode of a TV show, your favorite movie, listen to your favorite song, and look at old pictures of yourself. Remember who you are, because its in there you're just scrambling too much right now to see it. Slow down, meditate, take a shower, sit down and relax. You will eventually have a moment of clarity and that should lead you into the right direction and making the right decisions. Just don't panic.
>>17159118
talk to a friend. or talk to yourself. talking out loud tends to make you realize what the actual issue is. there are parts of your brain that arent that well conencted but if your brain hears it, it can acknowledge it. the brain is weird. and so are you.
frankly, any move is better than no move. do soemthing, anything, but preferrably something challenging
I hate myself, suicide is always on my mind. Thinking about driving my tin foil car into a big rig on the way to school soon. But I figure before I throw away the trash why not try to salvage a little. Cute girl, can't get her alone, know the gist of asking a girl out, we've made small talk here and there. How do I ask her out and the inevitable no is all I need to leave in peace. Any advice to maybe not going through with this?
>>17159078
How are you a loser if you're at least trying?
hab you toubt about howd much thatll hurt?
The pain is worth it looking like an accident
I told this girl I like that I will always be honest with her, and I'd answer every question that she'd ask with straight honesty. Nothing but truth. First question she asks is who do I like, so I say her. Her reply:
"Oh"
"Well damn"
What in the actual fuck does this mean?? I'd ask what she meant but that be awkward asff. Pls help me my messiahs.
She wants the D in and around her mouth.But seriously,it sounds to me like she sees you as a friend,or perhaps she was asking who you like for a friend of hers.Need more info about your relationship with her
>>17159066
She always like hitting me and bumping me for no reason, we make pretty strong eye contact during convos(about 10 sec at a time if I were to guess) and she always like talking to me when I'm just chilling talking to my friends. And she laughs off every sexual innuendo I do. And she's pretty weird. She said that she would fuck my sister, and she always keep peeking looks at me. *tips fedora*. Also she was my valentines this year
>>17159029
well damn means she only ever saw you as a friend: you is in the friendzone. sorry bro...
Can someone remind me what I'm doing all this for? So i can play video games on weekends? Is that it?
What are some things I can look forward to?
>>17158998
How about outings with friends? I have a good friend that I go to an anime con with at the end of the summer with. I don't even watch anime that much compared to him, I just like the con scene for some reason.
>>17158998
>What are some things I can look forward to?
Playing video games on weekends.
Put all your eggs into something amazing happening, like a Trump presidency or Jesus returning
When it dosent happen off yourself
Theres this girl in one of my college classes and I don't know if she likes me or not. We joke around a lot and she laughs a lot at what I say/touches me sometimes when we are working on projects in close quarters.
I want to make a move or something but I'm not sure if she's like this with everyone or what. Any help /b/rothers
It doesn't matter whether she likes you or not. Ask her out on a date.
>>17158980
So funny story, I've never really asked a girl out. Can I get a crash course?
>>17159028
Try to get her alone and ask her if she wants to go out for some drink/coffee/whatever. It's preferable to ask her in person and while she's being alone, but you can call her or ask her when she's with her friends too, no big deal. Avoid doing it by text though.
For a first date you should go somewhere you can talk, like a park, cafe or a restaurant (cafe is the most casual place possible, best choice for a first date if you're a little insecure), definitely avoid loud and crowded places....
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