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How do I last longer in bed?
>don't masturbate for two weeks
>jizz in 30 seconds
>masturbate 4 times a day (not an exaggeration)
>jizz in 30 seconds
>wear ultra thick condoms
>jizz in 30 seconds
What gives?
It's anxiety, man.
I used to get it when I boned really hot girls. Never happened to me when I was screwing fatties or more normal looking chicks. I just try to pace myself and completely zone out of the sex (I think about woodworking, it's my favorite hobby)
>>17162055
But then how do you make it pleasurable?
>>17162055
this , start fucking fat 2/10 beasts
So, I have a date tonight with an adorable Hawaiian girl I met on Tinder. We're meeting at a park, so it's supposed to be super low key/chill. Problem is, I'm nervous to the point of having an extreme physiological response. Profuse sweating, hands are shaking, and an inability to focus. I haven't been intimate with a woman for about a year now, but I previously had a girlfriend of six years and we were intimate on the daily. Why is this happening to me? More importantly, how do I calm the fuck down? I don't want to give her a bad first impression.
>>17161978
Well first off, drop a pic of her so we can gauge how 'cute' she is.
1 beer
or
1 shot of vodka/tequila
or
1 glass of wine
avoid booze if poss
instead clean the shit out of your house/room from no until date and don't arrive early
22 guy here. so my family got pissed at me when i was dating someone underage (17) last year. this person is now 18. I've been locked in my house since then because they don't trust me going out. my mom went bat shit crazy and threaten to call the cops by the way. but now that we are both adults i don't got to listen to shit right? i want my freedom back. help?
Since you live with your parents, you need to respect their rules.
Get your own place and then you can make your own rules.
op here. id also like to point out the age of consent is 16 in majority of states in the US. unfortunately for here its 18. but the person I'm seeing is 18 now
>>17161973
i have obeyed and respected there rules. don't date someone underage. now thats over. can i leave at my own will without legally getting in trouble?
I sublease a room in a house, and a former tenant is asking for her deposit back. I don't want to give it, because she completely neglected to take care of anything. She never cleaned and left the kitchen and bathroom in terrible condition. I had to put in a lot of my own time, effort, and money to get it back up to a livable standard. Now she's demanding I return her deposit and is threatening to sue me for it.
How should I respond to this? I slipped up and offered her a partial deposit just so I wouldn't have to deal with lawyers but she still hasn't responded. Please help.
>>17161960
Housing laws vary from place to place, but if you can prove in court that she left the place in such disrepair that you used the deposit to restore the room so you can lease it again, you may be able to win. Gather your evidence!
>>17161979
Basically this. We can't really help you unless we know where you're from. Sounds to me like she's just trying to scare you into giving you her money
>>17161960
did you take pictures? did you keep receipts? did keep records on how much time you spent working on it?
If not you're an idiot. This goes for the lady as well.
a while back i found out my gf dated one of her friends. i found out they've exchanged pictures back and forth. she had afolder full of pics of him, dick shots and everything. when i confronted her about it she deleted them and begged me not to leave her. most of them were before me but 4-6 were wile we were together. its been months now and i know for a fact they haven't spoken. hes one of those douchebags that travels the world with only 1 backpack to his name.
the other day she tells me shes tired of her life and doesn't know how to fix it. she mentions moving away to another country for a couple months is something that interest her, knowing well theres no chance in hell im moving out of my state let alone the country. the next day she says she wants to cut back on sex after no sex for over a week. What the fuck is she thinking? what do I do? we have a lengthy lease on an apartment together. I wouldn't mind if she left and we had our own places but im fucked if she does since we have a lease together. what do?
>>17161898
How long have you been together?
But it sounds like you're on a sinking ship. Best you can do is try to get her to settle the lease before she leaves.
I dunno about legal options, but if her name is on the lease she should be liable for half of it. If not, you're screwed.
In any case, your relationship sounds like it's coming to a close.
>>17161920
about 2 years now, half a year living together. when i found that folder i was devastated but i honestly dont give 2 shits anymore. she wants to travel the world, i have 0 interest in that. I want kids at some point, she has 0 interest in that. but it does seem im fucked as far as the lease goes
were gonna talk about this tonight, i guess im looking for some pointers on how to react to any possiblities. i dont want her to tell me shes leaving and me telling her idgaf. but i do in a way because of the rent.
"I want to dump her, but I don't want anyone else to have her." Anyone ever feel like this? I know if I dump her she will probably just be a massive slut.
No? What the fuck is your problem
>>17161889
Haha, I don't know. She always flirts/talks to other guys she says she isn't though. If I dump her for it she's just going to run into one of their arms and I'm going to feel like shit.
>>17161889
Haha, I don't know. She always flirts/talks to other guys she says she isn't though. If I dump her for it she's just going to run into one of their arms and I'm going to feel like shit.
First off I have a vagina
So I'm used to masturbating at least 3-4 times a day
It's gotten to the point where the orgasms are super weak/not that pleasurable and I can have a dozen of them and still not feel anything
So I'm trying nofap/noschlick it's day 23 and I can't think about anything other than touching myself I think I'm gonna go crazy
No, I've never enjoyed real sex
How do I overcome this because it's driving me MAD?
>>17161870
Post pics
Sorry, you're one of those sexually damaged women that are really frustrating to be involved with. Try sex therapy or something, but I doubt it'll help. It's best to come to terms with the fact you'll never enjoy sexual touching ever again.
ASL? Joking.
Try turning your sexual energy into physical energy. Go for a run and tire yourself out.
I am going for Political Science, then law.
My choices are narrowed down to (I have been accepted to both) to University of Toronto and University of Ottawa.
Which one, and why? If you've got experience at one or the other, please explain
Thanks for the advice /adv/
If you're not moving into residence, go to whichever is closer. I would personally pick U of T, since it is more prestigious, and it's campus is awesome (close to shops, bars, food, subway, etc...). Having said that, for political science, being in Ottawa all the time would be useful to you. You could easily find jobs/internships in parliamentary positions, or law firms due to your proximity. If you don't really care about internships/jobs (which you should), then go for U of T. Otherwise UO will be better.
>>17162096
Yeah that's what I was thinking, but it's just that UofT is ranked wayyyy higher (http://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/university-subject-rankings/2015/politics#sorting=rank+region=+country=222+faculty=+stars=false+search=) for polisci
>>17161869
>political science
>canadian university
If you want to be unemployable but know a whole lot of useless leftist bullshit, that's the path to take.
My girlfriend and I were arguing recently and I said something unnecessarily hurtful to her in the heat of the moment without thinking, and now she will only speak to me in Old English. What can I do to make her talk normally again?
>>17161861
>I said something unnecessarily hurtful to her in the heat of the moment without thinking
>now she will only speak to me in Old English.
That is some creative revenge right there. Seriously.
Goddamn, you should marry her. Just for a lifetime of pissing her off to see how else she gets even.
Seriously though, tell her you fuckin' love her.
>>17161885
Thanks. I went down and told her I love her, and she hugged me. She's still not speaking English to me though, but she seems less pissed off and more amused by it now. She had a bit of a grin on her face while talking at me this time.
>>17161861
Old English? Give examples of some things she's said.
Work and girl issues are driving me literally insane over here.
25, been single for a bit over a year. No luck with girls since then - some friendzone gals, some tinder dates ending up in nothing and that's pretty much it.
Now, I've been working part time for the past 3 years and this will be my first week of 9-6 full time. it's driving me up the wall, I am pretty much having a breakdown over here.
How the fuck am I ever supposed to meet someone new with this kind of fucking schedule? Even if I do, how the hell do I maintain that relationship?
On top of that, these rejections that i'm getting are the nail in the coffin. Every fucking time I get rejected, friend zoned, whatever - it drives me a bit closer to just full on "fuck it all' falling apart. The whole "Just keep trying" thing is really doing a number on me, I'm very insecure about my looks, height, etc and while the amount of fucks I give when talking to girls has lessened significantly, every evening after work I feel a bit more dead and lonely inside.
Just feeling very tired of it all, /adv/. Pls help.
>>17161795
>work and girls are driving me literally insane
>literally
>insane
go check yourself into a mental hospital.
>knowing ill work a full time job is causing me to have a mental breakdown
if you cant survive the stress of a fulltime job then you cannot survive the stress of a REAL relationship or being a parent or living on your fucking own.
>how am i suppoed to meet someone when im on the same schedule as everyone else.
people go out at nights, and on weekends. you hang out at night, and on weekends.
you are not supposed to be plastered to your parnters hips 24/7. your parents did it just fine.
>but i get rejected anyways
so stop worrying?
>being rejected makes me want to fall apart
jeez you really are a drama queen. rejection is normal. when a girl rejects you it is not her passing a judgement saying you are 'good' or 'bad' as a person. it simply means you are not what she is looking for. all girls want something al ittle different. and they want connection. you are not a bad person for not automatically being what 95% of women want. very few people are. adn ti does not make them superior as a person.
Before I give you anything, may I ask why you are upping your schedule to full time?
>>17161795
>>17161830
continued:
if just interacting with women is giving you this much stress, then stop. you arent dtaing anyways so why not spend what remaining free time you have on something that would make you happy?
if your answer to this is anything along the line of
>BUT I CANT BE HAPPY WITHOUT GF
then this is probably why you cant get one
How do you just be yourself?
Who am I really?
>>17161773
How do you act when alone or with the people you are most comfortable with? That is you.
>>17161773
time to philisophically explore yourself.
i think at our core we are what our impulses are. the ones strong enough to act upon at least.
>>17161783
That's not anyone. People are always people. People change around the number of people, that is natural. Op are you asking how to be yourself OR are you really asking how to be comfortable/happy?
I just can't fucking take it anymore.
Story: I live in a piss poor country. And our greatest contribution to humanity is a piece of media (book/movie/show/computer game/doesn't matter) and everybody loves it.
And I'm the only one who doesn't like it. To be honest, I passionately hate it. Literally every single person in this country knows this "masterpiece". Kids love it, adults love it, grandpas love it. There are fucking posters and shit like that everywhere - in the metro, on the walls, in the stores.
I so fucking hate it. I hate it because I think it's just mediocre and everybody forces me to like it. My fucking gf broke up with me because I criticized it when she started talking about how amazing it is.
Even on 4chan, on its respective board everybody loves this fucking thing. I don't understand. I don't fucking understand. Am I retarded? I never had any problems with myself except some generic highschool moodswings.
Jesus fucking christ let me out
And no, this isn't bait
>>17161752
I would think you were talking about Japan if you didn't say poor country. Figured you were talking about anime and weaboos. Why can't you just say which country you are from?
New Zealand isn't piss poor
>>17161752
Well you've got to tell us what the thing is
I might guess The Witcher? Poland isn't that poor though is it? And has made a lot more than just one video game
Hello.
I am embarrased by my ugly small phimosis penis. What can I do about it?
Would you recommend surgery?
>>17161738
To cut it off or...?
>>17161741
Phimosis surgery
Circumcision
I had the same problem and I don't regret doing it.
A few years ago I had a bad breakup that fucked me up. It wasn't even that bad, just the normal shit that everyone goes through at one point or the other - she hadn't gotten over her ex, and pretended she liked me to try and get back at him. I should have brushed it off and moved on with someone else, but for some reason I couldn't. I've always been private and introverted, but I shared everything with her and trusted her completely, and was so angry with myself when I found out she was using me. I didn't tell any of my friends about it, and gradually just stopped talking to people and becoming as reclusive as I could be. People started to think I was an asshole but I didn't care, I just wanted to say a big fuck you to the world and withdraw from it as much as possible.
Now I'm not as depressed as I was then, but I've never regained that sense of actually enjoying life, I just tolerate it because the alternative is worse. I'm pretty high functioning - I set myself goals and hit all of them, but take no pleasure in any of it. I'm open to the possibility of meeting a girl, but at the same time I'm incredibly defensive and find it hard to meet anyone who fits my criteria, so I'm alone most of the time. I can still feel pleasure, but nothing I do contributes makes me feel like I'm a real, living person fulfilling his potential. The only time I've actually experienced fun in the last few years was when I was travelling, but I know I can't do that all the time. I want to learn to enjoy myself on a day-to-day basis in my normal life. But I can't imagine any future where I'm happy. I feel like that naïve part of me died when I got depressed, and the rest of me just sort of carries on without it.
So what do? Anyone have anhedonia and manage to get over it?
Anyone?
>>17161722
The stereotypical answer is to get involved with charity.
>>17162175
www.givewell.org
I really like this girl, but I never know what to tell her. I have so much I could, like how I want her to cry on my shoulder if she's ever sad, but she'll be creeped out. So what about conversation starters, ice breakers, etc.?
Bonus points for something "cute".
Pic not directly related, but looks kinda similar.
Oh, and by the way. We're friends. On pretty much "really really good friend" level.
Forget it, anon.
She's a chadsucker.
My dear bro, what is a chad, and why does she suck it?
Forgiv me senpai i am not acquainted with these nu wordz
