Fetish?

>>17161198
Pee fetish

>>17161173
3 large glasses of wine and a promise to do whatever he wants once if he does the pee thing.
I have this conversation with all gf's at one point and if she said pee fetish I'd be well excited. Not because the pee fetish - i don't get that at all, but i figure after that anything goes

>>17161138
>crying over a cat
this is not silly


>but this cat was just every bit as much a part of my family as my brother
This is kinda silly.

They are the ones who are being insensitive. Like seriously what a bunch of assholes.

>>17161138
Rest in Peace Cat

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This might be better suited for /o/ but ill ask here

My second question being, i was planning on getting a new car, I have three right now, a truck, my beater daily driver and my jeep. The truck and jeep get fuck all MPG and the car is beat as fuck and was only meant to be a temporary car, bought it for $800 and its paid for itself since it gets 28 mpg, and ive had it two years.

My plan was to go finance a 350z, which i can do, payments were like 1/8 of what i put into the jeep per month. But when i talked to my insurance agent it is going to cost me an ass load...
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I suppose i should do this in a more 4chan friendly manner.

>Be me
>Be single for 18 months
>Much happier than when i was with crazy
>Miss the touch of a person
>To busy for relationship
>Don't know how to do a first date

>Wut do?
>Want new car
>Can afford it
>Insurance...
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>>17161134

dont? you are basically saying you'd rather do these things then hang out with a girl. i dont blame you. personal projects awlays come first with me, as do friends.

so dont date. that or choose what you are willing to sacrifice to date.

I probably wouldn't miss three weeks of uni. That's a level of self sabotage that goes beyond depression. Basically you're a jackass

Fuck off. Give your friends and family some sort of sign! Not knowing, wondering, not even getting an answer is horrible. Lie if you have to. Although you are clearly past the point where saying everything is fine is an option.

Like >>17161103 says, this seems to go beyond depression. Hard to give advice on this level of self sabotage. Or perhaps you're a downright moron.

>>17161103
I was doing fine, I just kinda stopped. Your right though, and that's why I feel horrible. I think I went too far to come back at a normal pace anytime soon.

My only hope is its already so close to the end and I've done okay in the past, maybe they will go easy on me or understand.

What would I tell everybody though... Is it weird to disappear for 3 weeks?

Once a cuck, you're always a cuck op

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>>17161083

Personally i got back with my ex after she had cheated on me. It ate my soul and i was always paranoid she was sleeping with someone else. Fuck her off. Youre better off without her

try yahoo answers

>>17161082
>How to stop being a coward?
Just do it.

No, really. Your problem is that you want to stop being afraid, but this never works. It's an inherently scary thing to do, and so you will always be scared. Courage isn't when you aren't scared: it's when you are scared, but you do it anyway. And that is what you need to do: stop worrying about not being scared, and instead fight THROUGH the fear. Nothing else works.

Talking to her and getting rejected is the same thing as never talking to her, but doin the first you have a chance

You sound like a degenerate to me. Get your shit together kid.

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Dude, what the fuck? What are you, 12?

OK, you're young, dumb and full of cum, I know. I was once, too.
You're being used, however nice she may be about it. You're a stunt dick, a placeholder while she waits for anyone but you to express sufficient desire to fuck her. Seriously, she prefers to fuck other people. And you're still there, waiting? Holy shit, where the hell is your ego, son? That's some messed up, extremely unhealthy shit.

OK, from her perspective, you're an object to be pitied at this point, because you won't...
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>>17161081

You need to accept that she is not for you. You WILL do better, because you can't possibly do worse. Seriously. You're at the bottom of the barrel now.

I'm sure you used to love this girl, in a childish, obsessive sort of way. No way in hell her behavior changed out of the blue. People DO grow and change, and it sounds like she grew and changed into an absolute dumpster fire of a girl.

Ultimately, I guess you need to decide on what you want. Do you want to continue...
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I can't even follow your post. No wonder you're so fucked up. I'm crazy too, but you take it to another level.

>>17161015
Damn you're fucked in more ways than one.

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>>17161015

First off, you're confused, not trans. That's a bunch of shit. You need to be single for a little while, figure out some shit, and grow up.
You also need a spine. It sounds like your dungeon master or whatever the fuck you call it is really renting out space in your head, making you worse. If you're an easily manipulated person with ego and self image problems (and year, sweetie, you are), a strong personality with their own issues can really, really mess with you. That's why I suggest...
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Try being not middle-eastern

Pheromones. What you consider good smell is chemistry, not just 'taste'. Girls think manly sweat smells good, not because it's consider 'nice', but because pheromones trigger something on a deeper level.

They might think you smell good, even if you don't think so yourself.

Just wash regularly and you'll be fine.
Also cologne isn't the only product to choose from. I never wear it, but I got a long beard, so I use beard oil with a pleasant, masculine scent.

Does diet have something to do with scent?

I've noticed that I always smell, no matter how hard I scrub myself or how often I shower. Maybe a better diet and more exercise will help my natural scent?

>>17160941
call an amboolamps immediately.

>>17160941
Take her to urgent care or the local ER.
Call your local emergency health services and get an ambulance if you can't drive her there quickly.

That dose likely won't kill her, but if it causes respiratory arrest, you may not be able to bring her out of it with CPR fast enough. So get her to the ER, they'll be able to immediately resuscitate her if she stops breathing.

>>17160941
And while you're sitting in the waiting room (or back), could you explain what's been going on with her?

Is she seeing a psychiatrist and therapist? Gota a diagnosis? On medication?
How long has this been going on?

let me guess, asking for a friend?

Hold your breath until you pass out. If you wake up, do it again. If you don't die, at least you'll get brain damage and won't care any more.

>>17160919
>suicide watch
Yeah, not possible, even if you hold your breath they'll resuscitate you.

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I'm not perfect but I do get attention from men and I don't take them up on it just because it's there. I'm working, in school, I cook, do basically anything he wants sex-wise. I feel like he's crushed my self esteem to a point where I can take infinite abuse from him and there are no boundaries because it's "his" apartment, car, pets, etc., technically.

Wait till they leave, pull up your pants but not too far up, also leave your underwear as loose as possible but not so loose that it bunches up and touches your ass. Then carefully walk into the next stall and wipe, simple.

>>17160899
its in mall centre, restroom is full of people all the time, I'm waiting about 10 minutes now

>>17160899
Okay I re-read your post and now I'm confused, I assumed you were in public.

If you are at home, you have the option of kitchen roll, or any form of paper you can find, but really the best option is to get into the shower and spray the living hell out of your ass and make sure to wash your legs off properly.

>>17160820
So you imagine yourself to be the kid? That's kind of hot and can lead to interesting roleplay.

I wouldn't worry about it.

>>17160827
Eh. Maybe I do. I like ageplay to an extent. And I like pretending I'm innocent as in "daddy did you leave a hard remote on your lap before I sat on it? I feel something rubbing against me"

I try not to worry, but once I have to close all of my tabs after orgasm, I feel so guilty.

You should keep that for yourself.

>>17160817
Apendix or congratulations your eggs are dropping!

>>17160817
Almost always Apendix.
Go to the hospital. NOW. That stuff kills you when untreated.

>>17160819
I'm a man.