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My mother walked in on me masturbating to weird shit.
How do I cope with this? I can't even imagine how confused and sickened she must feel right now.
Well duh, that's because your mind is still on smutt.
You cope by helping her cope, with your semen infested hands.
>>17162362
>cope
Well you're still fine, just rightfully ashamed. You'll be just fine, son, nothing to cope with.
>>17162362
What were you fapping to?
Either shrug it off or talk to her about it. If it was cp or some shit talk to her about it and getting therapy.
We are trying to get pregnant. He cums inside me every other day or sometimes everyday. I have heard a woman can become so use to one man's sperm it can prevent pregnancy. Could we be having sex to much, an that's y we can't conceive?
>>17162323
>I have heard a woman can become so use to one man's sperm it can prevent pregnancy
Old wives tale. Keep at it and if you still aren't pregnant in 3 months you should both get your fertility tested.
No. There could be a number of reasons you're not getting knocked up, but your body getting used to his sperm isn't one of them. Keep trying and if you don't get knocked up in a few months go to the doctor and figure out what's going on.
>>17162323
Have more sex. Take 3 balls deep loads a day and you'll be pregnant in no time. If you're not- he's either shooting blanks or your vagina is a barren waste.
i wanna learn German, where to start ?
Rosetta Stone, Duolingo, YouTube vids to learn the grammar rules and basics.
Then go from there.
>>17162313
Torrent Rosetta Stone.
Buy a book, browse pol, etc.
Just show up at the border, lol!
>Be Arab, get free money
Embarrassing question, sorry. Say someone ejaculated into some toilet paper and then let it sit for about 4 hours in the open before putting it in the toilet, peeing, and forgetting to flush. Another 4 hours later a girl urinates in the same toilet water. If the water splashed her, is there a risk of pregnancy? I'm prone to OCD-like thinking.
that's retarded. by 'that', i mean 'you'
>>17162299
If this isn't a troll, no chance. Sperm dies quickly outside the body.
>>17162299
No possible way. The little swimmers would be dead.
There's a small, painless lump less than half the size of a ball bearing on my left testicle.
I'm spooked. What do?
What's a ball bearing? Have no idea how big the lump is OP.
>>17162257
>What's a ball bearing?
that's not a unit of size.
What do I do /adv/??? I'll try to keep this short.
I'm 27. Live with my grandmother. Her gay son owns the property. He moved us out here in 2003. I was 14. This is some desert with hardly anything around. Its kind of a big property. He lives in the main house, we live in the guest house. In the guest house also lives my other uncle, who is in his 50's or so, and he's a paranoid schizophrenic. So you can imagine how annoying it is to be around him.
I've always been socially retarded. Apparently I was also in kindergarten, but I know I was in elementary. I remember having to whisper in the teacher's ear at least once in first grade. I was odd. I could make friends as a kid at home, but not at school. It seems the older I got, the more introverted, or shy I became. So i had plenty of friends at around the age of 6-11, at least at the apartment where I lived. How I formed those friendships I don't recall. Anyway, they all ended up moving and I was. unable to make more.
Throughout middle schppl, particularly seventh and eighth grade, I was the stinky kid. Admittedly I had an issue with showering in seventh, but in eighth I showered every single day because of my experience in seventh. For some reason, people still covered their noses around me. I still smelled so I became super self conscious about that, and still am today. I don't have the smell issue anymore.
In high school, it was more of the same (minus the smell) but I did manage to make a few friends who went out of their way to befriend me. I never reciprocated fully though, in that I couldn't do the back and forth banter, small talk etc. So most of them got bored and stopped coming around, except one. There was one who was kinda like me, shy and all that, but he was able to kick that. I remember one time, i think we were walking out of class, then he went with his new group and i sort of just awkwardly walked with them, not knowing what to do,then stopped and went back and sat outside the classroom. I remeber seeing a group of girls looking. That was embarrassing.
Throughout high school, he (my uncle who owns the property) used to always love flexing his muscles figuratively, in the sense that he loved (and still does) showing me who's boss. "Anon, this is what you're gonna do" "What you're gonna do is this." He'd refer to yard work, washing his car, occasionally cleaning his house, helping out construction workers he hired with my labor so he wouldn't have to pay them as much, he'd lie and say they need help to get me to go. Then one time, I actually asked if they needed help and they were like nope. They even apologized to me. Occasionally i'd react badly, and one time i even broke a bunch of his fences. He tried to make me go fix them, i didn't. Then my aunt asked me to and I did. So that 'exerting dominance' crap and occasional meltdowns from me happened throughout all of high school pretty much, and a little bit longer.
However, as a result, I have an extremely bad view of him. He's a liar and manipulative, half the family hates him. He's pretty much stolen money from me in the way that he's defrauding the state by claiming to be his mother's caretaker yet not performing any of the duties. I do them. Instead he's now saying that its the rent I'm paying, even though my grandmother is already paying him rent, along with my schizo uncle who has an ssi check. Before I knew about that shit, he even got me to pay him rent of my own money for a few months. So basically i was paying him money, while he was getting paid for work that i was doing. Only reason I stopped then was cause I couldn't keep paying, but had I known that he was pretty much conning me, I would never have paid him anything. That's not even taking into account all the free labor he got from me and the money he saved throughout my HS years. I will never get along with him. Even my grandfather, his father, before he passed told me many times never to trust him, particularly with money.
I also have an avoidance personality I guess now. I can't speak up in my college classes. I'm the weird guy. There is one dude who talks to me, probably out of boredome, in my english class. Its probably cause we're both black and I remind him of friends of his from Africa. Again, whenever he talks, I can't reciprocate properly.
When my aunt tells me she loves me, I can't say it back. I've never had a girlfriend, obviously.
The job market out here is dreadful. Couple that with the fact that I'm socially retarded, and that's a disaster. One great thing that has happened is that my aunt gave me a paid for car. Before that, my uncle had been on me about getting a job. Apprently he thought I was going to merrily ask him to take me places to look for work. Had my aunt not done that, I'd have probably just went insane. Giving me the car seems to have just slowed that process, since im still living here.
Any normal person would just get a job, save money and move out. I would have done that 10 years ago if it was that simple. As said, the job market out here is shit. I've applied to so many places, and my awkwardness always comes out when I interview. Damn near every interviewer has mentioned it, that I don't seem like I talk much, even though I answer everything they say. I don't know how it comes across to them so quickly. For the types of jobs I apply for, cashier, retail, being quiet is obviously a red flag, but I feel like as long as I have a fake smile, and greet people, it should be fine, right? I can do that much, but its like being a social butterfly is a job requirement.
I interviewed at a call center job once, and did get the job, but it was shit-tier work. However, even during the training process, the hiring manager kept pointing out how I expressed no emotion. I didn't mind doing it though cause it was a job, but it was 40 mins away and the hours were shit. You could be sent home after two hours during slow work periods, and not even get called in at all for weeks at a time. So I quit the gig. I regret it though. I should have stuck with it, but I was feeling a bit more confident at the time in my ability to find another job. After applying at a new store near me, I had been asked to take a drug test (didn't even interview), so I thought I had that job for sure. I took the drug test at labcorp, but I never got called back. I've never done drugs so I dunno wtf happened.
Hey /adv/
Friend told me this was adderrall. I took it and barely felt shit.
Is my tolerance really good or did my friend get ripped off?
You need to crush the little balls first jeez. It's in extended release form like that which is not what you want.
Should do your research BEFORE taking drugs :/
Yes. I've taken so much Adderall. That's a 30mg extended release. It takes a couple hours to hit you but it hits you super hard.
It kicks better if you snort it.
anons please help
i wanna learn German (currently studying mechanical engineering) because i wanna live in Germany after graduation so if you have any good source or tips&tricks that'll be good
P.S my main language is Arabic
>>17162221
I don't know if you think that is a german flag, but I think you should know that it's not.
>>17162221
Poor bait, only retarded people fall for "Arab wants to go to Germany and posts a wrong flag"
i'm sorry about the flag
no it's not a bait and i'm in serious need of help
just get to the point please, thanks.
Hey /adv/ i got a couple of things i could use some help with socially
1. Whenever i tend to express myself or let loose i always end up making an ass of myself or just look awkward. So the past month iv been just real nonchalant and timid but its killing me on the inside. But I feel like when i do let my true side out i just look retarded in front of others.
I dont think im anti social or autistic. Iv made friends but most of the time its a hit and miss when trying to connect with others. What should i do?
2.For some reason when im online or texting i become really shy and timid and i rarely express myself. Why is that and how can i fix this? I never really used the popular apps people use today,but i feel like in this day and age i have to.
Anything?
>>17162179
You have an anxiety disorder. Talk to a doctor.
>>17162320
What makes you say that? Anyways im afraid going to a doc isnt an option for me
I've been looking to get into drawfagging, since I consider myself a decent cartoonist.
I have a tablet (pic related, it's a BAMBOO FUN CTE-650) that I bought in 2010 or something, but I lost the pen to it, and it's pretty expensive (~100$ I think).
I could buy the pen to it and keep using the tablet I have now, but I'm not sure if it would be more worth it to just completely buy a newer cheaper 30$ tablet off of amazon. Which one should I buy? Which would be the better choice, are there certain advantages to using my expensive bamboo tablet as opposed to say, a 55$ Parblo A610?
>says BAMBOO FUN
>not made of BAMBOO
>>17162142
loving this board already
BUMP
>>17162128
If you already have an iPad I recommend procreate and an adonit pressure sensitive stylus, next best thing to a cintiq.
You know how having sex is all that matters? You know how you should latch onto every chance of getting laid, especially if you're a virgin?
That's what you always tell me, 4chan. I'm asking you to remind me of it again.
I'm 22 and a virgin. A girl I've been friends with for a year (and whom I used to have a mad crush on) is coming over for a few days in two weeks. I live in a two-room flat with a roommate so she'll have spend the first night in my bedroom and we'll go over to my mom's summer cottage for the subsequent nights. Just the two of us, by a lake, in the middle of nowhere. I didn't invite her over for sex, but if there ever was a chance of us two being intimate, it pretty much should happen under these circumstances. She has told me she "doesn't mind :)" sleeping in my room. She has told me I'm smart and attractive. While she's obviously not crazy about me, intimacy isn't not too far-fetched of an idea, I think.
Thing is, I've suddenly lost interest in her. I don't think I even want to spend time with her and show her around anymore. It's because I feel like she doesn't deserve it.
Everything's happening 100% on my initiative while she's done fuckall to maintain our relationship. If I didn't say hi every once in a while, we wouldn't be in contact right now. And yet, she always agrees to every meeting I suggest. I guess she simply has nothing better to do? She doesn't really have much going on in life right now. She has dropped out of college, doesn't really have friends, only has a weekend job. And yet, it always takes her 24 hours at minimum to answer to my messages.
This is not some /r/redpill-induced strong independent man pride talking either, I find her inertness to be a physical turn-off. I've been trying to remind myself of the fact that I've been waiting for a decade for a chance like this. She's very pretty too.
But I just feel like cancelling our trip and forgetting about her. What do?
Don't just have fun faggot. Yes men have to do the work
>>17162176
Ooh, so simply because she was born with a vagina, I should deliver everything to her on a satin pillow while she doesn't have to lift a finger?
>>17162365
Play the game or lose out, buddy.
does anyone from south UK know of a good place for a dinner date in high wycombe? was thinking zizzi but it seems more of a family/celebration place and I'm worried it's not cosy enough. Any thoughts or input would be much appreciated.
cute cat as tribute.
>>17162091
Aww, no advice but that cat is really cute. Bless.
>>17162091
>high wycombe
Hahahahahahahahaha
Someone from my uni came from there and he was a right fucking dweeb
Enjoy your shitty Buckinghamshire nowhere loserville, faggot
>>17162117
just trying to make the best of a bad situation, no need to be a cunt about it
I'm not very strong willed. I seem to give up on things quickly and I'm always tired and lazy. I can see the beauty and humour in the things aroud me but I can't seem to absorb them. A little about me right now: im backpacking through colombia right now trying to learn spanish and I've found myself just as miserable as I was back home. I don't like a lot of people but I hate being lonely. Sitting in a hostel right now self loathing, I have desire to do a lot but no will.
>>17162084
I feel exactly like you. You couldn't have put it in better words. Psychologist tells me it's depression and wants to put me on meds.
>>17162125
Are you in colombia too?
>>17162244
Yep, Cali.
Is this true?
No way. People treat each other how they feel about themselves.
>>17162070
>tumblr
>shitposting this hard
Just go.
how he treats you is how he feels about your period
Does the Minoxidil beard shit actually works or am i getting memed on?
Does anyone here has any experience?
>>17162040
Let me help you with that.
>Does the beard shit actually work
>or am i getting memed on?
Yes. Beards are a meme for little skinny hipster douches in tight jeans that smoke pipes trying to be really different exactly like all the other little skinny hipster douches.
>>17162074
/thread
>>17162074
>not wanting a warm comfy beard
I'm jealous that I can't grow that desu
