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I want to be alone a lot of the time but when I am alone I really want to be spending time with loved ones.
>>17157010
I was like that too.
I think you need to find a bf/gf and then you could be with somebody you love, but alone at the same time.
I had a bf where he would just play games and I would read something. I was alone, having "me" time, but still being with him.
>>17157037
love is a little too touchy for me. I don't feel comfortable getting that close to people, i did back when in 2013 and haven't gone back since. it was so terrible
>>17157039
Mind me asking what happened that it was soo terrible?
I know this might sound ridiculous to some, but how do I get into genetically engineering animals?
>>17156910
start by studying biology at a university.
>>17156915
Exactly. Don't go picking up some random cat off the street to probe with a dull knife. You won't know what you're doing if you don't learn from professionals.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
>have this gay friend who always bounces on my pelvic area whenever he gets a chance
>holds me from behind
>it's always around friends so people have already assumed we've done it
>be at party in a loft last Friday
>gay friend and I are talking
>suddenly we get closer and closer
>realize he is making a move on me
>decide to see how far he would take this
>before I know it we're on the closest couch making out
>in the spur of the moment we get a hotel and fuck
>don't see him after the fact until I go to one of our friend's smallish hangout
>starts avoiding me so I give up and talk with the other people
>at the end of the hangout jenna tells me he told her everything and also said that it ruined anything we had with each other
>only bruce, jenna and I know about it
What the hell just happened? I thought that's what bruce wanted all along so I obliged.
>>17156886
>Bruce
>Jenna
Bruce Jenna is a hero! How dare you talk shit about her
>>17156886
Your friends sound confused as fuck. Nothing 'happened' because there was no rhyme or reason, and they don't know what they want so don't blame yourself.
>>17156923
Wow didn't realize that. Tried using random names to keep their identities anonymous.
>>17156969
Jenna was just the messenger, tried calling Bruce but no dice. Kinda hoping he's just trying to test me or something.
I got high and cheated on my gf, if she found out she'd be absolutely destroyed. No excuses it was my fault all the way but I just don't want her to be hurt any further by my actions. I've been worrying quite a bit because of this. I can accept guilt as a punishment I just really don't want to hurt her any further. What do I do
Stop being a little bitch and chill, ffs.
>>17156885
tell her. you deserve the weight of any kind of pain it will cause her.
Any survivors lurking?
How long did it take until you were finally declared cured?
Are you infertile?
Are you in debt?
How was your life as an outpatient?
I apologize for so many questions.
Have a bump. Good luck with you disease, man.
Hope somebody helps you! Bumpppp
>>17156862
Well this one brought me down petty quick. Sorry about it man, but if it makes you feel any better, try thinking about life as pointless anyways. There's nothing you could have done to prevent this, you just got dealt a shitty hand, so to speak. Except, it's the only hand you get, and when the cards get shuffled back into the deck you're dead... But, hey, everyone else will die too, eventually. The excruciating pain and pumping your body full of poison to maybe cure you once are subjectively pretty terrible, and if I were in your situation I'd probably just off myself... But best of luck to you and, uh, I'd try to sound supportive and motivational here, but I would just want to yell and curse and tell the entire world to go fuck itself, so I'm gonna invite you to do that, because you're entitled to all that and much, much more.
Do you guys know about the penis challenge? That challenge where you cut off your penis on camera and post it, I wanna try that. How can I minimize the pain?
What is it with you self-mutilation types and minimizing the pain? Isn't that like 80% of the fun for you?
>>17156857
Nope, the fun is knowing that you're cutting off your genitals, It's a sick fetish I've had for years and I can't hold it anymore.
>>17156863
What aspect of it is it that you enjoy?
>tfw not a single match on tinder
How long does it take adv familia?
>>17156845
Did you ´´sell´´ well?
Guaranteed way to get matches:
1)stop being picky
2)put a pet in one of your pictures
3)have something funny as your bio
>>17156903
Don't have number two but I guess I'll get my dog in there
How do I show off that I'm very physically in shape on Tinder, but without looking like a subhuman fuccboi?
You with friends doing something that shows off muscles subtlety. I'm thinking hiking or maybe washing a big dog while your in a tank or shirtless.
Hiking makes you see deep and connected to nature
Washing dog makes you seem lovable and sexy
>>17156842
pretty much anything that isn't a mirror selfie will be fine. If you look good enough the mirror selfie might be fine too
>show off that I'm very physically in shape on Tinder
>without looking like a subhuman fuccboi
Pick one, you can't have both
How can I feel less "triggered" when reading celeb news? Like soke celebs are better than you in EVERY aspect (i. e. way hotter than you, way smarter than you, way richer than you - pic related) and you can't help thinking that the world is so unfair.
I tend to avoid reading celeb news but my kom likes to tell me celeb news (eg. TV shows, ads, relationships, etc) "it is important to stay cool" and when I reacted in a triggered mannershe gets upset and calls me naïve and immature.
>>17156759
>way smarter than you
I don't think that one's true, so many of them sound stupid when they open their mouths without their media tard handler around.
>>17156785
I feel like OP is referring to Emma Watson as one of these superior celebs, and honestly, she comes across as pretty much perfect in the media.
>>17156785
I said pic related
Also, I am from an Asian country a couple of celebs here are like super smart
Help me out, /adv/.
I had a whole thing written out, but I suppose you don't need all of those details no matter how well it paints the picture.
Anyway, my best friend recently had a girl come into his life. She moved across the country to live with him. Problem is, my friend is in no situation to have a girl move in with him and the girl in question is even worse off than he is. His family and our other friends all agree with me that this girl is no good for him, but given the situation, we can't exactly tell him to give her the boot. No one has spoken up yet (partially because she doesn't leave his side), but I feel like it's up to me.
I don't want to make assumptions, but I sense that my friend himself feels trapped in this relationship. I suppose I could go more into detail if people really want.
How would I go about this with hurting as little feelings as possible? I don't want to pass off as nosy or intolerant, but If I gotta I will.
just tell him look dude you are too fucked up to be with a girl and this girl is too fucked up to be with a guy so like just end it.
>>17156747
Well, if she moved in with him, apparently he is in fact in a situation where he can have someone move in with him. Because it's already happened.
If there's some reason why her living there is going to be unsustainable for him the way he is now, then I guess either it's going to be a problem pretty soon and something is going to change, or he (and she) are going to figure out how to make it work.
If you really believe that what he's doing is self-destructive (and why is that?) then say something to him. Otherwise, assuming they're adults, it's not really anyone else's business. Let them figure it out and stay out of it.
>>17156747
Do you happen to know how they met. I might know the girl
My feelings have been going all over the place recently. Just now I went from feeling deeply depressed to amazingly happy and positive in 5 minutes. What's up with this?
maybe you are bipolar.
Oh shit, emotions that change? You're bipolar. Here, take gratuitous quantities of this unknown untested medication, it'll put you in a vegetable-like state where you're essentially set on auto-pilot for the rest of your life until you die.
Infrequent lurker, less frequent poster here. I know how much you folks love helping people with dating advice so here goes. Imma try hard to keep it short so I may leave out some details that I will fill in if necessary.
>be me, 23 m working at hotel
>qt blasian oneitis works in resturaunt inside hotel
>awhile ago i dated another coworker of ours, after the qt informed me she already had a bf
>during my relationship with the coworker, qt mentioned she was jealous of our relationship
>coworker and I split up a couple months after that
>i got fit in the last 6mo or so
>qt has started noticing, makes it a point to see me as much as possibke at work
>she's flirting hard and I suggest we hang out
>she agrees but bails on me for legit reasons
>make plans again
>she tells me day of our plans that she just split up with her bf and "isn't ready to just hang out yet"
>she's still flirty af and I'm still trying to get her to hang out
>was maybe a tad pushy but nothing cringeworthy
>weeks pass and she's still flirty but never hits me up to hang out
Now Idk what to do /adv/, I kind of want to talk to her and figure out what's up because today we didn't speak at all. I saw her and I know she saw me but she never said anything so neither did I. I'm trying to figure out if I did something wrong or if she's back with her bf or what. Any honest help would be much appreciated.
Pic unrelated btw
I'll fill in details as I bump.
>be shortly after I started working with qt
>try to get her to hang out and smoke marijuanas
>she says she's nervous about hanging with one guy and refuses to go
>tell her i want it to be a date
>she says she has a bf
>she also never speaks of him
>when she does she complains
>sounds like he's legit emotionally abusive
>she knows and handles it well but has been with him for 4 years and she's 21
>I know she was jealous of my relatuonship with coworker
>she said it outright to my face
>when she informed me she was single most recently, she made it a point to lmk that she really wanted to hang out
>she was adamant about making plans the next week but our schedules just didn't work
>this weekend is the first time she hasn't texted me at least once about trying to hang
>today was the first day she didn't lmk when she was taking breaks at work
>can't think of anything that I did to yield this reaction, other than maybe being too adamant about making plans, but I didn't sperg out about it
I'm so confused, and I can really only imagine 2 possibilities. Either she got back with her bf, which wouldn't be a huge surprise as they're pretty on/off, or she's legit still not ready to hang out now that she's single because she doesn't want to rush things? I fear it's the former, but even if that's the case I think I may still have a fighting chance if I play my cards right.
Shameless self bump, I'll do a tl;dr shortly
she may just want somebody to flirt with at work? sometimes i just like to flirt with people at work but keep em at arms length - it keeps work fun but doesn't impact my Real Life. Anyway I think you should be straight-up with her and ask if she's really Down to hang out or what's up (you can ask this without making it Weird btw, just be cool), I don't think the subtle courtship games are doing it for you
How do I make a 7 year old behave?
I'm technically in college but I live at home with family. Cousin visits more often now that finals are over and summer vacation is coming. Her kid is rebellious - he hits our cats and dogs with his toys, talks back, and goes through our rooms and steals shit. Luckily our rooms have locks on them so that's one problem solved. He still hits our cats/dogs and talks back though.
How does /adv/ discipline without hitting a kid? Tried taking his toys away and putting him in the corner but he just started running off and starts playing with ornaments and furniture around the house.
Uh, talk to your cousin? Or your parents?
>>17156703
Talked to cousin; she already does these. Is and always failing with the "no toys/video games/movies, sit in the corner and think about it". Doesn't work for him.
For now it seems like having a family member from his side of the family talking to him will calm him down for half an hour but he'll eventually revert back. I don't see this working for too long, either.
Talked to family/parents, they don't want to put up with him because he doesn't listen.
He needs a fucking ass beating. End of story.
Hey /adv/! /r9k/ here. Can you all help me land a MILF? I'm 20.
> posted on Craigslist looking for a cougar
> got a reply the following day. >She sent a pic (pic related), and said that:
> I (me) may be too young, but she likes my hair, musculature, and height. Then asks if I smoke because she likes kissing.
> I reply, giving my height, weight, and what I was looking for.
> So eager to get a response, I sent another message a few minutes later
> In it, I gave my phone number, citing that I'm adventurous and daring
> hours go by, and im scared I lost her
> Sent a third message, but tried not to sound desparate/clingy
> Basically said that I'm not giving up just yet, as you (she) was exactly what I was looking for
> Next day, she replies
> "You're really too young...you don't even know what I look like...I could be a hag lol (I'm not). And you shouldn't give your number out to strangers lol. Now I'm being a mom...boo"
note that she has not contacted me via text
> I reply "Ahhh, you're killing me! Well talk to me--how old are you? Can you not handle an intelligent young buck? You're gonna force me to prove my maturity."
Now I'm waiting for a reply. I feel like I'm fumbling, which is where I would like your help.
If she werent not actually interested, she wouldn't have sent a pic or be playful like that, right? And she also mentioned that she likes kissing. Does she want me to keep persuing? Please help me get laid by my fetish!
It's all over
>>17156655
I'm expecting a reply. I only sent it at 10pm (it's 2am now). She seems to only check the email very intermittently.
>>17156652
No, you're just too young.
Move on to the next, maybe you'll find someone horny enough to keep up with a clingy 20 yr old betafag
Good news is that I finally found the love of my life.
Bad news is she's my twin sister.
What should I do? Pic related
Wake up
>>17156559
>What should I do?
Not her.
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