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If someone gives the professor of a math class an anonymous tip that some students may cheat on the take home final. Is there anything the professor can do? I'm asking because my friend thought he could do these kids take home finals for pay but he realized he cant do it so now he's asking me to do it. Also I may have revealed this on my schools yik yak anonymously and that it was in an upper level math class.
No? Also why would you do that?
>>17154164
Do what? Cheat or tell yik yak?
>>17154158
He can make it not take home anymore. Fuck cheaters.
How do I go about asking my brother if I can smoke with him? He still lives with us (hes 23 and im 18), and he and his friends smoke in the shed, but he tries to hide it from me and thinks I dont know (i straight up went in his room today and he had a gram in a pill containter right out in the open)
I really wanna try weed but its a little awkward to just ask "hey can I smoke with you"
Also my dad does it too, I found a couple "roaches" in his ash tray, but thatd be SUPER awkward to ask him
Basically, everyone that lives with me right now smokes...
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>>17154157
If you can't properly communicate even within your own family, how do you expect to work in real world outside?
Work on your social communication behave skills anon. You gonna need them.
Also weed is overrated as fuck.
"Hey ive been wanting to try weed and i know that you smoke and was wondering if you could smoke me up?"
>>17154157
Oh, you're the baby of the family. Just bring it into casual conversation, if he knows you know he's more likely to ask you to smoke with him.
Is weed legal where you live? I'm not asking for moral reasons.
Literally all of my relationships I've ever had went fast. Sexual on the first second date, love within a month (sometimes). I've never had a relationship like this until now but I want to do my best to make it work. How do I 'take it slow'?
Act like I don't know jack shit about this, cause I really don't, thanks anons
>>17154152
How old are you and why do you think falling in "love" within first month is fast? Also are you boy or girl?
>I've never had a relationship like this
So you are trying to say your past relationships weren't important or what?
>>17154168
Boy, 18, I just always thought it was and love at first sight was a meme
No I mean a relationship where the girl directly says "let's take things slow"
>>17154238
let her set the pace. if you think "ok here is when I would normally be trying to get to second base" just don't. put it off for a couple dates. let her make some moves too. but if she makes one, don't take that as an indication that she wants you to drop trou and start pounding her right away.
basically, do the same things you would ordinarily do, but however much you were advancing the relationship physically before, space it out over 4 or 5 dates instead of one.
Have problems pooping.Im 33 never done a colon cleanse in my life.eat alot meat.What the. best product or some good ways to unblock. colon and clean out my stomach completely.Always feeling shitty. I was supposed to get a colonoscopy but doctor found a hernia and want to go in(surgery)
Prune juice. In fact, generally stick to a liquid only diet for the next few days.
>>17154151
You need to get that hernia fixed, first and foremost. That can be incredibly dangerous if left untreated. As you age, it can perforate and you'll die from the billions of bacteria that spill into your body cavity.
:-\
Should I talk to a priest?
I am not a religious person (very much the opposite), but I live feeling guilty 24/7 for everything I do, even being alive.
I feel the need to apologize for my existence, but I know no one who would listen without having future implications (e.g talking to a member of my family).
I used to go to therapy, it was very different of the thing I'm looking for right now.
>>17154124
A religious authority such as a priest may be able to help you, if you think that you can really open up to that person, get what is inside off your chest, and are willing to take positive steps towards dealing with what's wrong. Seriously, facing/challenging what's making you feel so guilty is the vital thing, regardless of "who" you talk to, really. GL!!
>>17154124
>GL
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>>17154329
Good Luck
So anyone actively apply sexual transmutation here? How does one transmute sexual energy into productive and positive things? Are there any draw backs to this? How to keep this going? What to avoid? Is this a meme like nofap? Bonus if you've read: How to Grow & Think Rich
I assume you are a young male.
Basically if I don't orgasm, I have more energy.
It's that simple. It doesn't have to be an extreme no-fap challenge, just moderate yourself.
I fap on an average of twice daily
>>17154220
Nofap means you dont fap tho. Its not noorgasm.
>>17154078
/x/ may know something about this, they're always having threads about energy, etc.
Hey guys,
I've been having problems with my girlfriend of 4 months. We were friends with benefits for over a year before we started officially dating. She says she loves me (she said it first) and things have been generally good besides a couple fights here and there.
Recently, her best friend came home from college and they've been spending a lot of time together, understandably. The only thing is is that my girlfriend has been ditching our plans just to hang with her friend. She's ditched plans we've had 3 times over the last two days,and...
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>>17153892
Who knows, maybe she is into her friend.
Wait 3 days and try again, just don't sound like you are jealous / controlling.
>>17153892
You're needy and she's being a bitch by not communicating with you.
Both situations suck and the only fix is communication. If she refuses, then your relationship is fucked.
Going to guess you're both 20 years old or younger.
I'm 21, she's 20.
>>17153899
Her friend is a girl and she's not a lesbian. I'm not really jealous of her friend, I'm more upset that she's been ditching plans and then won't respond to my texts or even try to talk to me after.
today my best friend (9+ years) came over after work to hang out a bit and after a while he had to go to the bathroom.
at first i didn´t think of it but then it hit me - i totally forgot to put my dildo away from atop my bathroom mirror before he came over.
i´m not sure he has seen it but it was basically in plain sight if you look a bit up when sitting on the bowl
i ´m a guy and i´m straight, i just here and there enjoy some anal stimulation and that´s all.
if he should ever mention something about it i´d tell him the same way.
it´s just...
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>>17153884
You need to have sex with him now to express your repressed sexual desires. But seriously, just lie about how it is your toy to play with girls. It may be a bit weird if he is really close-minded but it ventures into the land "my friend have some slightly weird kinks".
who gives a fuck
>>17153884
>i'm straight
Hahahahahaa good one op
I have to quit smoking.
Tried a couple times before but failed, like most people.
Any quitters around who could give me some advice?
do you want to quit?
do you still want to quit once you are in the withdrawals?
why do you want to quit?
>>17153891
>do you want to quit?
Yup.
>do you still want to quit once you are in the withdrawals?
Yes and no. That's kinda why it's a drug.
>why do you want to quit?
Mainly because it's significantly decreasing my quality of life at this point.
>>17153847
Smoking addiction has multiple levels:
>Nicotine
You can try plasters / chewing gum with it, slowly lowering levels.
>calming effect
You need to find something else to chill out. This is critical for ex smokers in stress situations. Just think hard why you want to stop.
>habit of smoking
Put a pen / lolipop / toothpick in mouth. Just don't smoke man. Keep yourself occupied in case you smoke also from boredom.
But...
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Is it possibe to actually fall in love with someone just based on their personality?
As a guy only if it's platonic.
>>17153753
If it's over the internet, what's actually happening is that you fall in love or become infatuated with what you imagine the person is like based on their personality.
If it's irl, i can't offer any insight.
>>17153763
It's a really weird situation. I never considered myself gay or found guys attractive, but the more I talk with him, the more I want to make him happy. He's always in my thoughts and I'm always looking forward to talking with him again. Talking with him makes me so happy in general, I never felt something so strong for another person. I already saw a few pictures of him, but my sentiment still didn't change. I don't really know what is going on with my feelings.
So in the event my ex texts me,"I miss you," how exactly should I reply?
Where was she when I missed her? Oh yeah, being a meat sleeve for her ex.
I still love her, but I feel like it's beta to take her back. Like I'd be the nice-guy provider, and that sounds stupid as fuck.
Should I just ignore the whole thing and start fresh with her?
She said she didn't want a relationship, so I'm pretty sure she just wanted a fwb. Should I take her back?
Sounds like you don't really want her back, you mind just be scared of the lonely boogie man.
Option 1: If you miss her and want her back after she got a dickin' from the ex? Write "I miss you too."
Option 2: If you don't want her back? Simple. "Yeah, that's nice. I don't need this right now, sorry but no." Or some shit like that.
Option 3: Combo. Say you miss her, bang her one or two more times, and then say nah, that you changed your mind, like she did.
>>17153710
Sounds like option 3 is the best option.
Thanks man.
It's stupid as fuck to not want to get back together with someone because it's not macho enough in your eyes. However, chances are there are real reasons why you should not get back together with her. You did not break up for nothing. You cannot just forget her hooking up with an ex or wiping out your resentment over that.
I would choose the high ground and ignore her. Or you could do what the other poster suggested, but especially if you live in a small community, that means being okay with being known as a douche. If you don't have friends in common,...
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Help I can't sleep at night. ive googled solutions but they dont work, i do think it might be because i have shit tones of technology in my room and it keeps me up at night untill i collapse at about 2AM. Ask more questions if you want about it
>>17153681
Sounds uninteresting. If I want to get sleepy I just keep screens off while the sun goes down.
have you tried getting high?
>>17153681
that is a nice picture of dan avidan
I'm living in my own apartment and lazy as I am I still haven't bought any vacuum cleaner. Therefore, my room is very dusty (living here not 6 months without cleaning the floor or my shelves). No one is coming here anyway so I don't really care. I just wonder if that is any danger for my health? Is it unhealthy if there is lots of dust on my floor? Cleaning the kitchen/bathroom is something I do every week, I just don't have the vacuum cleaner for the floor.
Bacteria, mites, etc. live in and feed off of dust so you may want to get a broom/Swiffer and periodically corral those dust bunnies before toy DO develop a respiratory illness or something, OP. Besides, living in a mess and not maintaining your home can contribute to depression. Take a few minutes to tidy up! GL!!
>>17153657
toy = they--damn spellcheck!
>>17153657
Thanks, anon. Haven't thought about a swiffer. I might buy that as it is cheaper.
So I've slept with 30+ women most of them from online dating websites cause im a antisocial hermit. Anyway, does anyone else find it disturbing that you can spam online datign websites and you never get a response back except on the very rare occasion. And then out of those VERY rare occasions you ever meet the person. The really disturbing part is how a lot of these women have been on the dating website daily for YEARS and all the SINGLE MOTHERS on there and its like talking to ghosts how they NEVER RESPOND. That and learning about MGTOW like 6 years ago has made me fully...
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Obviously. They're from Venus.
>>17153597
I know men which need 1 week to meet a girl (and a pretty one). He is not very handsome but he knows how to talk to girls.
>>17153597
>MGTOW
That, is a big problem. I've gone through that shit, quit it now. I've read PUA stuff, MRA stuff and MGTOW - after several years, after a lot of self-analysing, this material is very toxic, useful to no-one.
Im 30 fit as. With out a permentent place to live a job or a girlfriend. Too much anexity to get through job interviews successfully plus little education.
One positive i have is im fit and have citizenships in some decent first world countries.
Lifes over?
Maybe it is. Just pray one day every thing just fixes its self.
>>17153580
>first world country
if thats true, get a fucking flat, your country will provide one
temp work no interview just show up work get paid same day. profit. as for a place buy a tent go to a church/shelter tell them a short story get food.
