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what are some good tips on getting a girl to fall in love with you when she doesn't know you exist to begin with?
>>17151969
Send her money.
Ill tell you the 100% only way to make it happen.
You have to approach her, You have to talk to her, and you have to ask her to hang out with you. After that:
If she finds you physically attractive and trusts you and she thinks you can adequately provide for her, she will fall in love with you, or, she wont. That's all it is. If girls think you're too nice or too much of a jerk off, they won't like you. Different girls have a different points on those spectrums, some girls like the bad boy, generally these girls have low self esteem which is why they like being treated badly, and there are girls who just want a guy who can make them laugh, and there are girls in every different point on the spectrum, just know that all girls want you to be able to provide for them and being a "nice guy" doesn't mean shit to a woman because every guy they encounter is a "nice guy" who holds the door open for them and smiles and comments about her hair or nice clothing, its being distinguishable from all the nice guys and every other guy that matters, if you're not that to her, she doesn't love you.
>>17151998
How....do you talk to her? Not OP but how do you form a relationship
My uni has a mental health services clinic and my gf has convinced me that my behavior is not healthy (depression, apathy, fatigue, and friends) and it wouldn't hurt to make use of the on campus clinic. The problem is that I'm graduating in a little over a month and this feels like a waste? Should I just do it or am I going to be wasting my time? It's a well funded school so I'd imagine the care would be decent at the very least.
May as well get started. You may be able to get some testing done, at least; it'll be cheaper now than it will be later.
>>17151949
Yeah that's true.
I've just mever gone through this so I don't know what to expect.
If nothing else they can reinforce or devalue your girlfriend's believes. And if you really have those problems what else have you got to do with your time?
Please tell me if this was the right thing to do. If not, please tell me the correct way to go about the situation. I'd ask my department manager but I get my 2 days off tomorrow and the next day.
I work at Walmart usually 8am to 5pm. It's Monday, and while it wasn't a particularly harsh day, I had just wanted to go home after I clocked out for the day. I was pooped. Don't get me wrong, I love to help, and I'm very kind, but shit, sometimes I just wanna go home.
Anyway, as I was walking down the action alley, two Indian customers stopped me
>insert dreaded "excuse me" phrase here
>"Do you work here?"
Note I was still wearing a navy shirt and tan pants. I wasnt wearing my Walmart vest as I keep it in my locker. My hoodie was thrown over my shoulder. Keys in my hand. Backpack on my back. Essentially I was a customer now but I was still dressed in Walmart colors.
>Me: Yes, but I'm off the clock. What do you need?
>[The customers ask about car vacuums and I have honestly never seen them in store]
>I say: "I don't believe we carry these. If we did it would be here [i show them where the rest of the vacuum cleaners are; the area they are already standing in]"
>I continue: "Did you try Walmart.com? Some items are online only"
>They ask where the TLE section of the store is and I point them in the right way
>I walk away
I understand I probably should not have said "I'm off the clock" but I was kind of pissed. I didn't want to help but I didn't want to be a dick and blow them off entirely. When off the clock I've been known to still give directions to things. What is the correct way to go about speaking to a customer when you literally clocked out no less than 5 minutes ago?
You did the normal thing. You dont want to be working off the clock. Its a federal regulation i believe. Most people would have just said they dont work there.
>>17151862
Unfortunately I am truthful to a stupid degree. I don't like lying. Usually am honest most of the time. Also now that you mentioned it, it's company policy to not work if you won't get paid for it.
So how should I have worded it to the customers, while remaining polite?
I think you are horribly overreacting and need to calm down. You were 100% fine.
I won't get into details, but in short: I couldn't finish High School because of health conditions. Now that I'm cured for the time being, I want to finish my education and become a paramedic. However, It's been two years since I dropped out senior year and I'm 20 now. GED is my only option. Will this hurt my chances at finding work and becoming a paramedic?
>>17151797
nope, having a GED is pretty much the same thing as a high school diploma when it comes to work, the only thing that it will have an effect on is colleges since you likely wont have a decent highschool transcript.
>>17151842
also if you go to like a 2 year course somewhere for whatever paramedics usually have you'll put down your associates degree instead of your GED and people wont even know you have a GED instead of high school diploma.
>>17151843
also also, the 2014+ version of the GED isn't too hard, I've passed the language arts, science, and social studies all with 175+ and I've been out of school since about 2009ish with my highest grade completed being 8th. I have my math coming up on friday so we'll find out how that goes but I'm positive I'll get above 145 which is all you need to pass where I am. For language arts and social studies all you need to know is reading comprehension and how to read graphs, for science it was also just understanding the charts/graphs, being able to balance a chemical equation which is really simple if you remember https://youtu.be/UGf60kq_ZDI or https://youtu.be/eNsVaUCzvLA and also some basic algebra for formulas.
math from what I've read is largely algebra stuff like manipulating polynomials and quadratic equations. You get like 3 little dry erase boards and a marker along with a dank ass calculator, there's only supposed to be 5 questions that you can't use the calculator on and those are at the start and just test your basic math skills like dividing integers and multiplying/subtracting fractions.
Is it possible to date men and still remain on the DL? I don't know why but I can't help but want to retain my sense of masculinity(not a bottom and not feminine, at all) and "coming out" makes that incredibly difficult. Hard to explain, anons.
No advice?
Not really sure how to help you. Deliberately remaining in the closet, especially for reasons like that, isn't going to win you a lot of friends in the gay community. They won't out you -shit's Just Not Done- but you may have trouble finding dates.
>>17151766
Gay, or gay not. There is no try.
I just recently measured my penis while somewhat hard. (Not even fully erect, just enough from porn to jack off. I can't get fully hard unless I'm having sex and really turned on) I held it up to a dollar bill and it was the exact same length, which is roughly a little bit over 6 inches.
Why do I still feel small, adv? Is this a guys problem or do I have a psychological issue? Every girl I've been with hasn't commented on it saying it's big or small. I should feel good about being above average but every time I look at it, I wish it was bigger.
Has every dick being 7-8 inches in porn ruined me?
>>17151681
It's probably just a guy thing. Maybe it's built into our brains to always want a giant cock.
I'm Asian with a 5.5 inch dick and I actually felt so fucking insecure about it because I always hear so many goddamn jackasses saying jokes about how Asian guys had tiny dicks. I actually started believing them until I fucking measured my cock against an empty toilet paper roll (mine is about half an inch longer than that, and can fit nice and snug inside the roll. I went to google only to find out the average dick size was like 5.2 inches or some stupid shit. WTF man, people say words don't hurt but fuck, those dick jokes made me lose so much confidence. I feel like I got passed all of it now, and I'm starting to build up my confidence. I've slept with 2 girls, and they really enjoyed my 5.5 inch dick, so just be happy with your 6 inch dick dude. You have it good already bro.
>>17151681
You do realize that they use a lot of camera angle tricks to make a guy's dick look bigger, right? Angle and perspective make a big difference.
Also, most girls can't handle a dick that's bigger than seven or eight inches anyway, they're not built to handle it.
>>17151940
Why does porn push big dicks in the first place? It's starting to make curious females that browse PornHub expect monster cock or nothing at all. I love watching a hot girl having sex and all, but can't we have a different genre of porn where the dicks can be presented in a more realistic light? Same thing with the girls. I hate balloon tit implants.
What are the benefits of living in a dorm? I'm trying to become more independent, I've been getting better but I'm still living with my parents (I pay $300/month during the school year) and think it may be good for me. This would be my second year of uni, and I'm female if it matters.
Have any anons lived on campus? Was it a change for the better? What should I expect from such an experience? Is it worth it if I only live 30 minutes away from the school on a bus?
>>17151545
It must depend on the country you live.
According to Life is Strange you can have single dorm rooms in us and that must be literally heaven.
From what I hear around you can always party, get laid or high if you want.
It's good to know to cook. If your room isn't single, you must resist killing your roommates in cold blood.
Don't bring valuables in the dorm, just in case.
In bad dormitories people steal even slippers, food is eaten without your concern usually too.
Best is to make friends with neighbours.
Big pro is that you have infinite prospects for social engineering.
>>17151590
>According to Life is Strange
If only dorm life was like LiS portrayed it to be..
>>17151545
Some people in my campus live about 30 minutes far (it's hard to get a dorm if you live close here), it's useful for taking a quick nap between classes, cooking, not missing small events.
Sup /adv/
Ive been thinking a lot lately about starting to stream on hot box or twitch. I just figure i might as well give it a try because at the end of the day, if i can be successful and gain sustainable income from it, id pretty much be living my dream of playing videogames at home all day and entertaining people.
ITT: General discussion about streaming
Are you a woman with big tits?
Are you super entertaining personality and love to perform?
Are you really good at some game?
Don't bother if you aren't one of those.
What game, if I may ask?
>>17151433
How would a woman with small tits achieve this?
/adv/, I need some serious advice, I have just done something extremely retarded. For the next month I have 4 exams in my college courses, I had done two of these exams and I thought it went quite well.
The third one, I missed. I thought it was on the 15th, but it was on the 14th. It was worth 70% of that module so there's no way I can pass that module now.
Worst thing is, I was extremely prepared for it, and would have done well.
I am a first year in college and I can repeat a failed exam in August, with the exception that no matter how well I do the most I'll be allowed is a D, which is fine given the circumstances.
I need to know what to tell my parents, I can't tell them I missed it, because that will make me a retard who doesn't take college seriously. If I tell them I did it, but just simply failed it, they'll think I'm slacking off.
What should I do?
They only think I have 3 exams anyway, so I might just chance it and say I failed my assignments, but that looks bad too.
My mother is hysterical about these things, and my Dad is super hardcore about me doing well.
What do?
>>17151255
It's not their business since you're 18.
>>17151271
it is if they're paying for his education.
OP, just tell them the truth. People fuck up all the time, but from what you've said, they won't be happy about either thing. It's just easier to tell them the truth.
>>17151271
Well, they are paying for me (I live in Ireland where college fees are only 2,000 per year, so don't think I'm some rich faggot who gets daddy to pay for everything.)
The problem is I'll be at home all summer where exams are supposed to be finished, they'll want to know why I'm going in to college for a day in August. (They know August is repeat month.)
I wouldn't give a shit if I was genuinely bad at the module and just innocently failed it, but I fucking skipped the exam like a lobotimized monkey.
I guess it is only one module out of 13, but still....
Is it weird to have a foot fetish. My fetish feels abnormal cause it's focused on a certain type of person I'd rather not mention.
Yes, you're a weirdo
>>17151203
It's the most common fetish, I want to know what type of person, though.
>>17151203
hot feet mane
where can i find smart, ambitious, independent women? a few women who i am friendly with in my uni are similar to what i describe but i wouldn't date someone in my class. I only really go out clubbing with my friends and the girls i meet there are not really my type for obvious reasons. thanks.
So, you're looking for a feminist? Godspeed you.
Easiest place is at universities. You're not going to find these women in clubs.
>>17151178
i dont really speak to other women in uni though unless they are in my class and i wouldent try to get with one in my class. i know im not going to find them in clubs
Ok need some advice. I'm facing inminent failure regarding my last year in high shool as I have my last final exams tomorrow and the following day, and I know absolutely nothing.
I'm 19 and still in high school because I had to repeat one year. My parents think that I'm going to pass without trouble, which is clearly not true.
I'm thinking about either dropping it and start working or repeat again and waste another year, but I don't really know what to do at this point, either way im going to be a dissapointment. What should I do?
GED??
>>17151101
I'm from Spain, de don't have that
>>17151112
We*
im tired of everything, i get depressed, i get anxious, i want love and hate, i wanna take care of a woman who loves me back, and i wanna kill people, i want action, i want blood, im not joking, i wanna kill a lot of people, i wanna get shot, i wanna feel alive, becouse i havent felt like so for years, i dont even care much about money now, i wanna mess with people, i wanna play games, catch the mice xD whats your stand on this? ive been to a couple psychiatrists but they have proven to be complete idiots, i feel like this would stop as soon as i got someone to tell me i love you, thats all im asking for, but if thats too much to ask for, i guess asking for your life is just as pointless
I.. I love you OP.
>>17151068
I feel you man
Im just floating through life at the moment, completely unfulfilled. Wanna feel alive again
Never change, OP
I need a solution, so apparently I'm a smart ass to everyone I know and from what I can conclude its just me saying something trying not to be awkward. So are there any tips for not being a smartass?
Are you the asshole kinda of smartass, or the witty smartass?
In my experience there's nothing wrong with being a smartass as long as you're not an asshole
>>17151036
World needs more smart assets.
Because they're too many dumbasses already!
>>17151041
It depends, guys think it's funny but girls fucking hate it. I've been called a dick a lot
I have a gf, that of course I love and she loves me back too so much
But sometimes, when she get mad, she say alot of bad things to me. I of course, ignore her, or if she says this over FB, I don't look at the chat at all. A few times, she even sort of curse me.
Today, I decided we should have some fun, as we couldn't be together(we kinda live far away). I wanted us to play Terraria together(inb4 pleb), and just have sweet time as that's pretty much the only game she can play and enjoy.
Without going into too much details, and just explain the reason why she got so mad today, I simply made her fall down a ledge by chopping out blocks beneath her. Just for fun. She didn't even take damage, and could just have gone up easily.
But she got extremely mad, cursed me, calling me ungentleman(or whatever you say), said I am useless and such, that she's done with me(far from first time). But most of all, she call me arrogant because of that. I have never cursed her back, because that would just make it worse and also make me a hypocrite. I just try to remain calm.
Of course, this hits me hard, and to me, she's not respecting me in any way
She's probably on her period now, but still I find it not good that she decides to treat me like that.
I just wonder, is this normal? That girls even curse their boyfriends over such small things?
I haven't had any long lasting relationship, so I am not sure how they are.
And do you know the best way to resolve this with? And I mean not breaking up. Because we definitely love each other so much. It's just that sometimes she's psychotic, and I just need to handle her those times.
Anyone who gets this mad about a freaking video game, male or female, is not someone you want to be in a relationship with
Your girlfriend sounds extremely immature.
Maybe you should try to talk about it with her, but it just sounds like she's very childish and that one day or another it'll probably go wrong
Try to tell her she needs to chill, she shouldn't get angry over something so petty, and ask her if there is something wrong going on in her life to act this way
>>17150988
why all the immature, insulting, tantrum-throwing girls get naive loving boyfriends and i have nothing
