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So I'm 24, and I failed to get into my number one University. Because of this, my mom is kicking me out of the house, and pretty much cutting all forms of support. This sucks and all, but what I want to know is...
What do i need to know about surviving in the world by myself? I'm currently going through some legal issues, so she said that I can stay in her house until that's settled. I currently have no job, but am planning to find one ASAP and saving up so that I have some basic money for rent and food, and anything else that might pop up. My main concern...
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Man what a jerk. I can't offer any advice since I still live with my mom but you can try applying for any government assistance that you're eligible for. There's a site that lists them assuming you're in the US. http://www.benefits.gov/
>>17146158
Honestly, it's partially my fault for promising to get into Uni.
Thanks for the advice! Wasn't aware that this existed.
>>17146133
Step 1: Threaten to kill yourself, cut your wrist a few times to show you serious. Step 2: Mom will take you back.
Step 3:?????
Step 4: become a neet fagget
Step 5: profit
Hey /adv/ I need some help with someone with experience. I want to become a software engineer, but I want to major in mathematics. Is there a way that I can stand out and compete in the work field? Or should I just major in CS like everyone else.
>>17146067
Why not double mayor in them?
>>17146100
I was considering that, but I really want to know the chance to get into the tech field with just a mathematics degree.
>>17146132
High, at least the serious companies would rather have you have a maths degree than a CS degree. You can learn programming in a couple of months. But you can't learn to be smart, Analytic and mathematical in a month. In my country, as long as you're in a registered study and follow your own curriculum you can go to random subjects and complete them. Did this with a chemistry subject I found interesting (I'm doing astronomy). Do that with CS classes you deem important.
I'm STEM master race but I made the mistake of not taking advanced math in high school (in my country it's possible to take shorter plebeian math which skips some things). It's screwing me over now in college, and it doesn't help that I've possibly inherited some subclinical aspects of my mom's LD, which affects spatial reasoning (pic related).
What are some good places to learn math online enough to be able to finish getting a degree in chemistry?
Your pic is reddit
>>17145986
So it seems. It was simply the 1st result I got on google image search, though.
>>17145983
Try to get some older test from older semesters. Recab some old equations of your past. Ask some of your fellow students in order to learn with you. Don´t give up anon ;-)
Math is like bicycling, you never forget it. :)
I trusted a girl w/ my secret. All of the pain, all of the torture and abuse a small child can endure.... I mean, just recall the most nauseating extreme violence you've ever heard on about on the news, at that was me. And the one time I tell anyone other than family, investigators, shrinks, pediatricians who specialize in that sort pf shit, out of them all, I confide in a girl I love. She used the word "love" and she lierally swore to never tell another living soul. I've never trusted someone as much as her, and she tgoes and announces to a big room packed...
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Why was she laughing? That's some anime tier level crazy
>>17145982
She's a sadist. I can't explain it, anon, I just know I'll never trust another so long as fucking live. Anyone who knew this chick probably wouldn't even argue with me, because she really does seem honest and decent. I watched her do it right in front of me, and I still, part of me, just can't entirely grasp what she did to me. It might sound gay or trite, but that expression about "some wounds are too deep to ever heal" has some truth in it. I like I'm dying inside
>>17145982
Nope could be but not nessecarily. i laugh crazyly too whenever something shocking/sad/frightening happens. its some fucked up defense mechanism of mine. ive been molested over years myself. this fucked me up, so that i cant handle stress that well anymore. think thats why i automatically react that way. laughing eases stress. even if you do it only mechanically without feeling like it.
Hi guys,
22yo. Last Thursday, I had a one-night-stand with a girl. So far, I've slept with 11 women. All of them had innie pussies. Is it really true that outie pussies are more common than innies? Because in the 6 years in which I've been sexually active, I've never slept with a girl who had an outie pussy, even though this is a turn-on for me.
whats an innie and an outie pussy? post pix
>>17145938
You've had sex with 11 of the total female population, go figure, retard.
>>17145950
11 is not that much, faggot
>have to work 11 hours carrying around heavy bags and cutting lawns every weekend for 4 years
>have several random shifts during the weeks
>McJobs STILL ignore my applications
What's a good way to get the fuck out of this? This is hell.
Join the military.
>>17145928
Age?
Location?
Education?
Skills?
Transportation?
Lawn service company size?
>>17146337
is this possible if I can't drive? I do have ID.
>>17146349
19
U.S.
HS Diploma
No Skills
No vehicle, I use a bus if I need something
Very small, basically one guy who occasionally hires people that live near him. I work for free.
one of my new guy coworkers keeps on bringing up sex, makes sex jokes, or bring up his sex life during conversations, or how many times girls and gays tried to pick him up. what gives? as a girl, i often do not know how to react.
He's a loser, act accordingly
Just be dismissive without being hostile. "Okay." "Sounds good." "Uhuh." "Good to hear." in a neutral tone of voice. If he comments on your lack of real response, say you feel he thinks you're more interested in his sex life than you are.
Also, make a point of asking him or talking about other, more normal work stuff if you have a window where you're supposed to make small talk.
He's either trying to hit on you in a douchey way, or generally in a douchey stage of life.
its super weird because im waay older than him. he's cute and all but i see him as a brother
Hey /adv/. For the past 3 years I have been very confused about my sexuality. I'll be attracted to guys and then all of a sudden wont. Then I'll be attracted to girls and all of a sudden wont. Then suddenly I'm thinking that I like both girls and guys.
Me being confused has ruined lots of relationships and friendships with others and is making me extremely depressed, I want out. How can I determine what my sexuality really is? Have any of you anons dealt with this confusion before?
Pic unrelated.
Sounds like you're one of those new aged fluid gender things
>>17145865
I've heard of genderfluid, but it has nothing to do with sexuality. I have a penis therefore I am a male, I know that. I'm just trying to figure out whether I'm gay, bi or straight.
>>17145869
Fluid sexuality then.
Ok /adv/, so I want to go to a music festival this august, but the ticket cost 70€. I am not willing to pay that amount for that, so I am going to pay to some dude who sell it for 57€ because he is not going to that festival.
The thing is that the ticket is sent via e-mail. But I dont know how to do the trade. I pay him first? How do I know the ticket is real? If it isn't real how do I report him?
I thought about, with the ticket, he should send me a scanned pic of his ID card, so I can track him easily if the ticket is not real.
What do you think...
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>>17145831
>he should send me a scanned pic of his ID card, so I can track him easily if the ticket is not real.
Just do this.
>>17145833
>He won't just pick a fake
>He'd actually agree to sending that shit online to a stranger
>>17145831
Meet him in person, and make sure you know what a genuine ticket looks like. If he refuses, it's probably a scam
Hey /adv/
I am in possibly the biggest slumps of my life, I'm usually the one to 'fake it until I make it' but I have forgotten how to even get by. I am unmotivated to do anything, even studying is the biggest task right now (usually it's not). I feel unloved and unworthy, and all of my friends cancelled all their plans with me this weekend.
It's like the only time I can 'fake it' is when I am talking to someone and preoccupy myself so that I don't realise how sad I really am.
How does anyone cope with these shitty feelings?
>>17145775
You don't, once you hit that stage most people feel nothing the rest of their lives and usually kill themselves before 40. But don't worry it's pretty common these days with the world being total garbage now
>>17145775
You sound clinically depressed more than just having low self-confidence. Fake it till you make it is decent advice for people who are okay mentally but want to improve. Someone who is really low like you needs to get to a level where you have a tiny bit of energy.
Fake it till you make it is a way to get you to do things that generate a lot of anxiety or that you don't want to do due to lack of confidence or such. Usually you get a boost when you do achieve those things and that is what builds belief...
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>>17145786
I don't like my life but I don't want to end it.
>>17145787
Thank you for the advice, I'll give it a go.
I'm not usually this bad, I even got better at one point, but in the last couple of days I feel like it's just going to be worse for me (even though far back in my head I know I'll be okay)
Current GF just let me know shes upset about my porn habits, we have been together 7 months.
I don't even masturbate that much maybe 2 times a week and I use porn as many do, and it's the typical stuff from /s/ and /h/
I have never experienced this in a relationship and it's throwing me off for sure. She says it makes her feel unwanted even though we have sex generally once a day. halp.
Tell her to deal with it
>>17145766
>shes upset about my porn habits
How does she know your porn habits? You watch porn in her presence? You tell her?
She doesn't need to know every time you fap dummie. Just stay off from her radar and you both will be fine.
>>17145766
Make it clear to her that it's none of her business. As long as it doesn't affect your life in any way, she is supposed to leave you alone in that. Also vice versa.
>inb4 but she says she doesn't watch porn
No one cares. Just because I don't accept a gift doesn't mean you mustn't either. There is a line of privacy also in a relationship which she plain out dismisses.
I'm in some serious pain right now, my arm from my shoulder to just above my elbow is just fucking hurting like a bitch. On top of that, my chest hurts, my jaw aches and it hurts when I breathe.
I'm going to see a doctor in the morning, of course, but for the time being, how can I relieve this pain in my arm?
I took two pills of acetaminophen and it worked for everything except the god damn arm.
Does it affect your legs or lower back? If no, it might be due to rheumatoid arthritis. You did right to take acetominophen. If RA is the case and the pain started just today, apply ice pack on affected area. It will reduce inflammation and pain. Don't if pain bothered you more than a week. You can try majezic, its NSAID, to relieve pain.
>>17145764
It only affects my arm, not lower back or legs. I'll try ice and see if that works. Thank you.
>>17145756
Did you goigle symptoms of a heart attack before posting this? Because these are those.
Hey guys I'm in this girls bed she's wasted has had like 7 shots prob wants to fuck but I don't want to lose my virginity to her she's like a 7 but she's black what do I do.
>>17145742
Get out of bed and go home.
>>17145742
Don't forget to post picture of her here before you go home.
>>17145742
Just fuck her right in dat baboon pussy.
What to do if someone whos a deacde older than you is doing things to be close to you like taking you out to dinner and drinks, buying you stuff, telling you their deepest darkest secrets, confiding in you about their marriage problems(his wife isnt fucking him anymore)and if this person is now inviting you over to their place when the wife is not around? But we havent fucked yet, i dont know what to think about whats going on, usually when people do this they want to fuck you right? Maybe he's scared, he said he is curious but nothing else since he said that..
Obviously...
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Are you saying that you're a sissy?
Maybe he just wants a friend
>>17145690
lol OP wants to feel an old mans wrinkly balls slapping against his taint.
Why is my right rib missing? It's been like that for 2 years before ive never noticed that my ribcage is uneven.
Perfect body symmetry is actually unusual. You probably don't have a missing rib, they're just differently shaped.
It feels like it went under the previous one but when I grab it it kinda moves while on the other side is still.
>>17145588
Stolen kidney nigger
