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Why is being direct so offputting to people? How can I get better at wordplay? Specifically, I need to work on concisely expressing my thoughts instead of going overboard with verbosity. Halp
>>17168739
Hit us with a situation
>>17168744
Say a handsome guy walks in the room, introduces himself, and I break the ice with 'wow, you're attractive' just because he is and he obviously knows it and I'd be crazy if I didn't think so.
Or, not sugar-coating opinions when asked for one
I get the feeling you're just a brash asshole and don't even realize it. You can be direct and concise yet not come across as being a dick. People do it all the time.
You're probably autistic. I know the term gets thrown around here a lot but in your case it sounds like it may be true.
>verbosity
>over explains things
>gets frustrated because people don't understand
>thinks people are annoyed
>maybe...
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So, I was on a date and we went back to her place and two things happened which I need help for both to understand:
>When I started fingering her, there was a weird thing inside her vagina.
Like some flesh or something that I could feel, it was really weird and as I fingered it started to bleed. She said she wasn't in pain and it could be her hymen repaired and I broke it again? Is that a thing?
>my dick would not get hard/stay hard.
I'm 19 but my dick would not get hard. I was...
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>>17168738
Your dick was trying to prevent you from fucking her. Why was it doing that, fuck if i know.
Yeah the hymen never gets "popped" only stretched. IF a girl goes about a year without a good dicking or placing more than one finger in her vag, the hymen will go back to its normal position.
>>17168842
>your dick was trying to prevent you from fucking her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8
You sure it wasn't her cervix? Never heard of one bleeding though, unless of course it's period time.
How do I become a good student? I barely graduated high school and going to community college in the fall. I don't think I'm retarded, I just don't know how to learn.
take good notes in class/actually listen to what the professor is saying (unless it's painfully fucking boring)
if you don't understand something, ASK FOR HELP. not only will asking your prof for help end up answering your questions, but it makes you look like you care, which goes miles if you need a favor later in the semester.
also always do your homework. no matter what. it's fucking annoying to do, but it'll save your grade
Read the assigned material, attend lectures, take decent notes, ask questions when you don't understand something, turn in assigned work on time.
Is this satire?
Just now, I don't know why but I got this overwhelming urge to get rid of all my porn.
I have 36.2 GB on my harddrive. Hundreds of bookmarks.
I feel like I'm wasting my time, hurting my body, and just making myself a worst for wear fapping everyday. Sifting threw files and links just to get that momentary release.
Right now I got rid of a few pictures and links but I'm still being decisive about what to toss and what to keep.
Has anyone here ever weened themselves off porn?
How do I break the habit of daily masturbation?
How do I prevent myself...
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>>17168708
Have you tried nofap?
>>17168740
No. I've used masturbation as a "stress reliever" but I know in the back of my mind that's me bullshitting myself. Also it's part of my daily regiment. I can hardly start the day without stopping and doing it.
Thinking about it now I feel a bit embarrassed that I've used it as such.
do it and stop jerking to porno just so you can know what it's like not to have a secret porno bunker. you won't be able to know what it's like on the other side without going there
So I broke up with my ex a few months ago and recently started dating.
I went out with this girl yesterday, cute and interesting and we ended up having sex and seh stayed over and it was nice.
But I still feel kind of dead and empty and like I either want to see other girls still or noone at all.
Is that a dick move? Because I feel like she wants to commit and I don't really feel up for that yet.
How do I into casually dating more than one woman?
>>17168703
The trick to casually date more than one woman is to casually date more than one woman. It's almost as if the description of the thing describes it completely.
>>17168715
/thread
>>17168715
Alright, what I meant is.
Is there any way to do it without coming off as an asshole, do I tell this girl?
Will she feel cheated if I don't?
anything I can do about my fucked up eye?
what is it? excess skin?
plastic surgery.
Someone tell me how I go about fixing my arm if my general physician isn't helping?
>>17168676
You've got really pretty eyes!
Looks to me like oculomotor n paralysis, levator palpebrae not opening.
Or it could be Horners syndrome if you have lack of sweat, flushing, and pupil constriction on that side of your face.
But don't take it seriously, ask an actual doc
>>17168676
Man I woodland even worry about that.0
How do you find a gay guy who isn't a libtard? Do they even exist or am I doomed to be alone?
>>17168652
Those dudes are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents!
I'm not gay, but it kind of seems to be in the interest of such easily put-into-campable minorities such as yours or women or ethnic peoples to err on the "libtard" side of things.
>>17168652
Either in the closet or attached to whoever got them out of it
