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Any time management tips?
Do what you're supposed to do before you do other stuff
Yeah, make a schedule and have it done by or before that time.
Yeah, here let me help you google some good tips.
Yeah, there's only one tip
1. Kill yourself.
Is it possible to be gay even if you get a massive hard-on from a girl you're seeing touching your leg? I still have fucked a guy and came on two occasions so I am thoroughly confused.
:/
>>17166447
Bisexuality is a thing, anon.
>>17166470
The guy I dated for a few months insisted I was a faggot.
I'm not effete like that, though I'm less macho than a lot of guys. I'm good at fashion somewhat but I would never take it up the ass.
Bisexual is a thing
Try out pussy and try out cock, maybe you like both
Can a doctor can find out that a girl is virgin on not even that had a sex wih condom
>>17166445
Come back when you're 18.
I'm no doctor, but probably.
No.
Also get out, underaged.
Hey /adv/,
I was wondering if anyone knew if it would be worth applying to a state school (specifically pic related, but any general advice appreciated) in my position.
Had a pretty damn low GPA (2.1) because I tried to kill myself a lot in high school, but scored a cumulative 30 on the ACT test.
Do colleges care about those stories and stuff, or do they only look at the numbers? Should I bother applying to any school at all, or should I just go to a community college and give up?
Thanks in advance.
>>17166421
There's nothing wrong with proving yourself at community college first. It's cheaper anyways. As long as you make sure your credits will transfer, anyway
>>17166425
I guess, I just want to get out and about asap. I'm finally done with high school, and I'm antsy I guess.
Maybe I'll think a bit more about community college. It just seems like such a waste of time to me.
>>17166421
General rule of thumb:
The first string state university "University of Blank") takes from the top 33% of high school grads.
The second string school ("Blank State U") takes from the top 50%
The third string ("Geographical Direction Blank University" or "Blank University at City") consider any high school grads.
Special situations, like your story, can lead them to dip below their usual lower limit.
You know how people say before you kill yourself do something crazy because why not? What would a year of doing some crazy shit look like? I have money to fund such a thing for myself. I'm freshly 21. What's some crazy shit I could do in the world?
>>17166334
How about not killing yourself, and riding out the rest of your life? For a person that wants to kill themselves at around age 21, living life may be crazy enough.
>>17166341
What am I supposed to do even? For 30-50 more years?
How about you use that money to find other people who also want to do something new instead of planning a fuck it spree to endtown?
When I turned 21, I decided to drink heavily every day until I turned 22 and that didn't kill me. Now I just have another shitty habit.
(About) How much money do you even have?
Today is my 18th birthday, i wasn't expectong a lot of people to remember, since i rarely talk about that sort of stuff, the only " happy birthday" i was excited about was the one the girl i have a crush on, but completly forgot, even though i reminded her a good 2 days ago. We just talked and i was waiting for her to say something, but she never did, i feel so sad
How well does she know you? Unless she's a close friend, I wouldn't be expecting her to remember
>>17166328
Man, you might be 18, but you still sound like a damn 10 year old.
If you need to poke, and shove people to care about you, than it's time to find different people Anon. Don't take it personally. Just move on.
Well yeah, it's not like you're some chick who just turned legal.
No offense, but it's very common. People expect a lot out of guys and if you don't have a car or something already, they tend to lose interest, quick.
Do escorts give a shit if you're an adult virgin or if it's at least extremely easy to tell that you are?
As long as you pay them, they don't care
Money > actual enjoyable sex
Stop worrying op
>>17166317
theyll think its cute.
>babbys first video game.
Is life just shit, and there's no solution it's just shitty shit?
Is anyone even happy in the world? Old pic of my dog.
life is what you make of it
>>17166322
okay
i think i get it now
>>17166295
>Is life just shit, and there's no solution it's just shitty shit?
It's shit if you immerse yourself too deeply with the planet as a whole. War, famine, disease, poverty, animals killing animals, animals starving to death if they don't kill other animals. If there is a God then it is a megalomaniacal sadist.
But there is joy to be experienced if you ignore the shitty shit and manufacture some meaning and purpose in your own life.
>Is anyone even happy in the world?
Yes. Many people are. Mainly the privileged and ignorant but by certain metrics, you too can fall into those categories... If you want.
>Old pic of my dog.
More pics of pupper pls.
What's his/her's name?
how many of yall get post nut sadness?
i hooked up with this fat chick after a party and im having painful regret
she doesnt want a relationship but she wants to fuck everyday and i need that romantic aspect
gonna break it off tomorrow
what do yall think
>>17166253
How fat is she, exactly?
>>17166259
short and round
>>17166253
If you need the "romantic" aspect of a relationship, why the fuck are you banging some random fat chick at a party?
I'm not sure you're ready for a relationship if you're having these kind of problems with yourself.
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. Don't complain that this isn't helpful; stupid questions deserve answers like this.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>Brandon, that one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
I didn't want to make another thread. But I can't take it anymore and it's looking more attractive to just walk out and become a traveling hobo. I am unable to deal with stress. Last week I wanted to go to law school an today I walked out of class . The last straw was when my laptop broke today .my classmates are confused. What do. I want to die. I'm a year away from graduating
Tell me I'm being stupid or not.
>>17166305
>year away from graduating
Yes, you are indeed, being stupid.
You've already come this far. At least if you finish it out and nothing comes of it, you can say, "see? It was all for nothing. Fuck you guys".
Or is that all you really want to be able to say?
So do a significant number of people just not go to work during college or something? I have no idea how my classmates have all of this time to go to parties or multiple dates every week. I feel like the odd one out.
What can I do about my faggot neighbors letting their dog out to bark at 2 AM?
>>17166212
Kill it
Earplugs
Not a solution, but it'll help.
>>17166212
Rent a van and Drive it out to Monticello.
Hey everybody. So there is this girl who I've gone on a couple dates with (aquarium and Civil War movie) and we went together on a school field trip to Six Flags and rode on coasters and shit together.
Anyway, I asked her if she wants to come to the Renaissance Fair a week from this Monday but she didn't reply at all. Did I ask her out the wrong way or am I being abandoned since I am graduating next Saturday and she will become a high school senior? My college is only 30 minutes away though so I will still be close enough to continue dating her and we agreed to stay together but was that just a lie? Or am I freaking out too much and should I pray I see a new text message when i wake up tomorrow morning?
It's currently 12 pm and I texted her at 8 PM, she usually goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 6. Do I send a "reminder" text or do I just wait?
DO NOT SEND A REMINDER TEXT EVER
>>17166200
Never a reminder text, you are freaking out to much just give her time and if she doesn't wanna go out don't push her over the idea because you will seem desperate.
No reminder text. Try to keep the texting concise. Also, avoid seeming needy, girls can smell that shit instantly and is a huge turn off.
>2016
>finally have confidence up
>feel like taking on world
>ask roughly 90 girls out thus far this year
>still rejected every single time
Welp, almost half way into this year and the whole "girls like confidence" and "just be yourself" moda have proven to be horse shit. How's your Friday night been?
90 girls wow, go you! Really i mean that.
What is your approach?
>>17166189
You're approaching it from the wrong way. What are you offering these women? Do you just walk up to random people and ask them on dates?
>>17166189
>"girls like confidence" and "just be yourself"
If you're already physically attractive and pleasing to look at. Otherwise it's all for naught -- whatever you do.
I'm 20, I'm ugly, dating seems hopeless. What do?
I'm not posting a picture, it's not my hair or anything superficial, my face is just a 4/10. I lift my body is good.
>I lift my body is good
Protip: if you say that out loud, it's never true.
>>17166174
Thanks for the advice.
>>17166174
rude
anyways, good for you exercising. i think the most important part is staying a wonderful human being. someone will take a chance on you. just dont wholly focus on dating/love as your end-all
improve yourself
Why the fuck does this shit have to happen?
Because kids jump on the bed, it says right in the title
Why did something like 7000 children die today because they didn't have access to clean drinking water?
The world is a shitty, dirty, violent, awful place, you pansy-ass faggot motherfucker.
>>17166160
if you don't want to get treated like a bitch don't jump on the bed
![male_female_night[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fNnvJ3T.jpg "male female night[1]")
