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I've developed a crush on a classmate from 2 and a half years. He has those moments that make me think "I did that when I pretended to be straight, he's gay" but sometimes (mainly when we're with other people) he talks about some girl he likes. The only way for me to stop crushing on him is to know 100% that he isn't gay. My plan is to say something like "hey, I know it sounds weird, but you seem like the perfect friend to smoke a joint and talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You down?" (It's true, he's smart,...
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>>17169420
Nothing wrong with being gay. Nothing wrong with crushing. Shit tier thinking though on "oh let's fuck up his mental faculties and somehow pray thay rolling the dice works out in my favor"
I'd sure as fuck respect you a lot less if you pulled that shit with me...and I've been on your friends side of the fence in this situation. What's next, get him so stoned that he won't know you're going down on him?
Fucking hell.
>>17169433
What the fuck dude I just want to KNOW IF he's gay or not, not drug him to fuck him in the spot!
>>17169457
Right, because drugging him to know whether or not you might want to share your heart and a part of your life with him is in NO WAY NEARLY as bad as drugging him up for a bit of head bobbin.
What the hell are you thinking.
How the heck do I do this NoPorn and NoFap shit. I can't go more than like a week.
>>17169370
Find a hobby like mui Thai or guitar. .down to two times now .too tired to fap
Don't be a faggot and don't bother. It won't give you superpowers, anon.
>>17169370
Porn is a lot worse than fapping. Don't do both, just do NoPorn. This makes it easier to fap less because you won't do it unless you're really horny. I recommend doing it incrementally. Like first no fetish shit, only vanilla sex porn. Then only pictures. I don't intend to try it but if I did that would be my approach.
How do I get over a crush
Also just want to chat maybe take my mind off of it
You're not alone OP. I can't stop obsessing over this really pretty girl, but in my situation it's never going to happen, and we probably won't be talking anymore.
The proper attitude is the abundance mentality, but it's hard to keep that up when girls you like are so very rare to come by. :\
Just some random thoughts, I don't have much of a point.
>>17169329
The worst part for me is that I feel happy about during the day and sad during the night because I can't even hug her she is probably the only reason I'm still alive
>>17169341
Why do you like her?
I really don't want to be put on a sex offender list or something . I did something really stupid anons, and I think I could get in trouble for it. >For community service hours before I graduate I help at the elementary school
>A little girl caught me trying to take her clothes out of her cubbies, I just told her I was cleaning the cubbies.
What if she tells her teacher ? What do I give as an excuse?
>>17169280
What you do is you go to jail, you stupid fuck.
>>17169280
Before I answer the question, why were you taking her clothes out of the cubbies?
>>17169287
No...i won't.
>have huge fight with gf and basically break up
>she wants to get back together, but I want space
>go out drinking with friends, and get introduced to slutty friend of a friend
>have unprotected sex with said friend
>findout she has genital herpes but hasnt had an outbreak in a long time and take meds for it every day
>sex was only like 5 mins, made her cum from digital first, and we were being...
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Listen dude, herpes is not likely to kill you.
You will deal with it, and you will be okay.
One day you will probably marry a girl, and at some point she will probably want a baby, and at that point she is likely to throw caution to the wind and fuck you raw and then she will have herpes and then you'll probably do a lot of raw fucking because now there's no barrier.
>>17169260
Until you pass the seven day mark severing your penis will stop the spread of the infection through your body. You will not become a zombie. There's a way out. After you cut it off, wait three hours and eat three ochre sea stars. This will cause your genitals to re-grow, but it will come back as a glorious thundercock of a pornstars' dreams. Although that may sound like a gift, be aware women will sense the blessed member swinging between your legs, strip you of your clothes and drag you back to their covens...
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>>17169291
>she-women
It's extremely hard for me to share my feelings with people face to face. The only reason i do it on 4chan is because it's anonymous. Whenever i try to i can never open my mouth and my chest tightens up. I haven't heard from the girl i'm dating in close to a month. I haven't heard back from her and it's making me feel like she forgot about me. It really hurts and i don't know how to cope or what to do.
>>17169256
What have you tried filling the void with we've all done it before
>>17169365
I've tried just focusing on work and school. But it's difficult. I hate my job and the best part of the day would be sending texts back and forth. With my semester finishing in a week i was looking forward to seeing more often. But now i just feel abandoned. I wouldn't even know how to tell her how i feel without choking up.
>>17169379
Is she best friends with you like totally got your back if so just ask her she might just say yes
I supported my bf for about 8 months while he was fired from his job at Target. I am a PhD student and University instructor.
This January, I has a massive mental breakdown. I was hospitalized for a month and diagnosed with bi-polar disorder. About a month later (he was taking care of his ailing mom who is now the image of health to the point that her hospital is doing a piece on her) my bf moved in with me in the apt that I pay for 100%.
I will be starting again as a prof in the fall and have tried to find some part time work with no luck. I'm on Welfare...
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>>17169250
Serves you right, stupid bitch.
You need to end this relationship.
It is only going to get worse.
You are going to continually resent him for having to support his lazy ass.
And he is going to take it for granted that you should do this.
As a PhD student, you do not need this stress in your life.
END IT NOW!
>>17169250
Get rid of the boy. Find a man. Problem solved.
so somehow in some form i managed to get bed bugs. so far ive only gotten 1-2 bites every couple of nights and its contained in my room for now. Im trying to buy a mattress encasement and some kind of bedbug killer but there is so much fucking shade and bullshit surrounding bed bug chemicals, I cant even find any answers to questions on google without hitting a "Our unknown product with questionable reviews and no return policy is the best" type of shit. I come to you in my time of need friends. What kind of chemical is a pretty good solution for stopping some kind...
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>>17169243
Lighter fluid. It only works in black neighborhoods. Place two mattresses on the lawn of a Negro family--they won't mind--one perpendicular to the other, douse them in the accelerant and gently set them ablaze. That will kill the bedbugs and make some friends at the same time.
>>17169249
wtf? lmao
>>17169243
Basically nothing works on bedbugs beyond fumigation and even then you need to get rid of all of your furniture.
A friend of mine, who is quite wealthy and as such able to replace most things, got bedbugs while in New York about a decade ago. They had to burn and destroy every piece of fabric in their house; from mattresses, to carpets, to stuffed animals. It was a major emotional and financial issue for them.
Bedbugs are a fucking nightmare.
I think my 11 year old depression is starting to reach a critical point. I kind of want to hurt people now. I feel like a shaking soda bottle. I'm trying to keep it in but I fear that I'll eventually pop. Deep-down I don't want to hurt people but I am just so angry with society that I feel like it needs a lesson.
Should I kill myself before I have any chance of hurting others?
>>17169217
Yes
If you want to "hurt people" there's more afoot than depression.
But to answer your question, yes. If you think you're going to take an innocent life because you're neurotic, go ahead and kill yourself.
I tell myself the same thing.
>>17169217
Don't kill innocents, find a corrupt politician or hate group instead.
Once a cheater always a cheater, according to science.
How true is this shit?
Has anyone cheated, been forgiven by their partner and never cheated on that person again, but still stayed together?
>>17169206
>according to science
What?
>>17169206
Married and monogamous for thirteen years now. Cheated before we got married in an especially egregious way that I have never repeated. Big blowup. Near terminal to relationship, but she took me back and I've been all hers ever since.
I do think there are some people who are just naturally really bad at being monogamous. They probably shouldn't be with monogamous people. And of course there are some people who are just with the wrong people. Those people should probably break up when one of them...
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>>17169206
I don't think I could trust someone who deliberately cheated without giving any warning that they we're feeling inclined to do such a thing, or let themselves get so high/drunk that they couldn't control their actions.
In this case it shows that they don't care enough about me to control themselves or warn me that they aren't getting what they need in the relationship.
is it possible to recouperate from being clingy
like, once you've irritated someone to the point of not wanting to talk to you anymore is it possible whatsoever to fix things
>>17169185
>is it possible to recouperate from being clingy
Yes.
>like, once you've irritated someone to the point of not wanting to talk to you anymore is it possible whatsoever to fix things
That's not how you recuperate from being clingy. In fact, that's pretty much the opposite of recuperating from being clingy. You need to accept that it's over and let this person go.
>>17169195
okay, guess i'll just kill myself then
i can't live with the fact that i've left that impression on someone.
>>17169197
what happened anon-kun
My sister, who is financially dependent, is mentally ill and violent. She is not a threat to herself, but she is a threat to my parents, who have refused to throw her out. Usually, she just hits them with the dirty end of a broom, but she just punched my mom in the ear and now she can't hear through that ear.
Is there anyone I can call to take her away for a few days? She refuses to get help.
>>17169136
Adult Protective Services. They're roughly equivalent to CPS, but for elder abuse cases.
>>17169147
She's not an elder or any sort of caretaker. She is a 22 year old who's almost done with college.
>>17169154
Yeah, so you call the cops. Because what she did is assault.
So I'm almost 25 years old and I might be going out on a date with a girl who is 18 years old. I haven't been on a date since I was 16 and have no idea how this shit works. Any tips on dating and not looking like a dumb faggot? I would like to start a relationship with this girl.
No idea man, I'm 25 and I've made a shit job of all my dates ever.
>caring about doing a date "right" with a fucking 18 yr old
Why you haven't dated girls for that long?
/adv/ i need help with my all consuming insecurity and chronic feelings of worthlessness. on paper im physically and emotionally desireable, (female) but everywhere i go i feel this intense worthlessness that forces myself to remove myself from whatever situation i'm in. i don't think i'm depressed because i'm not that sad or numb, but it's gotten to the point where my self esteem is so bad that i spend hours berating myself over nothing and wallowing in self pity and setting extremely high expectations for myself, thus setting myself up for failure...
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op i don't know how to help you but it might help to know you aren't alone. i'm also, on paper, a pretty desirable person. but i hate myself so fucking much and i don't know how to get out of it. i've just been trying to do small things that make me feel/look better. going to the gym, painting my nails, shit like that. it helps. i dunno
Hi OP, I feel similarly dejected, however, I am male, which makes me think our problems may be quite different in nature. Your feelings resonate with me but I need more information about yourself.
>>17169060
It sounds like being human. Life is shitty without confidence or selfworth but we really only feel good about ourselves when there is someone we respect who tells us we are special and important. My parents always said these things but it was not really until i got a girlfriend that really made me feel loved and needed that i felt like i was somthing.
Why is it called midnight when the minute after 12:00 (Midnight) it is considered 12:01 am. Twelve oh-one in the MORNING? Mid means "middle of", right?
5-8 is morning
8-11 is day
11-14 is noon
14-17 is afternoon
17-20 is evening
20-23 is night
23-2 is midnight
BUT WHAT IS 2-5???
>>17169059
Snacks fucked a whale it was that legendary they had to rewrite the reference for a certain time between 11pm to 12am causing a mass paradox of confusion if one were to think back on it
