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I couldn't get hard during my first time with a girl on the weekend. I'm not really sure why, I was pretty attracted to her but yeah. Might it ahve something to do with porn? I don't masturbate every day but I have noticed a trend where I have been getting off to kinkier and kinkier stuff. Should I go no porn? I feel like I shouldn't be having this problem at 20 years old.
>>17169800
It could be performance anxiety/nerves. But it doesn't hurt to get off while avoiding porn. Fantasize. Yep, it's not as stimulating as porn can be. But when it comes to having sex it will make it less likely that you'll lose your erection.
>>17169806
What can I do about anxiety and nerves for next time?
>>17169800
I watch and fap to porn all the time but my gf still makes me diamonds.
All about anxiety man
tl;dr, Help fail girl bf cool friend.
My friend's gf got in to law school on the other side of the country. Great for her and all, but they decided to shift to being friends, and see other people, since she'll be moving and he won't be. I've been lightly crushing on this guy for pretty much the entire time that I've known him, and now he's available. He's way out of my league, but we get along really well and all. Honestly, he's one of the very few people who I'd consider a good friend of mine. His new singleness has me plotting how to woo him. The problem is him being awesome and me being very not awesome. I'm a loser virgin with a history of mental health problems, he's successful and experienced and mentally stable. I've got a history of acne so bad that it looks like I went hunting with Dick Cheney, his face is smooth as a babies butt. You get the point, I'm a 4, he's a 9.
If possible, how do I increase my odds? How should I try to make him mine? To be totally honest, I'd be happy if all that happened is I managed to lose my stupid virginity to him, but I suspect my inexperience would just be burdensome to him.
How do? Is it even possible?
Post pic of self
Even the ugly women wont settle for less than a 9/10 lmfao hahahahahaha
>>17170097
P r o j e c t i n g
I've been cheating on my girlfriend of 7 months. I'm not proud of that but she was awful to me and I wasn't really happy with her.
She never knew that and never will because we're no longer together.
Do you think I should tell her that i cheated on her ?
She's telling me she's seeing other men right now so that would be the right timing somehow ?
>>17169768
No. Telling her will only make her unhappy.
Also, stop talking to her. Forever.
>>17169773
Making her unhappy is my goal right now. She almost sent me nudes of her with another man on whatsapp.
I couldn't care less my friend
>>17169779
It is a pretty childish and immature attitude to have.
Block her and move on with your life.
Everyone will think she is a slut if he keeps fucking around, do you want everyone to think you're a cheater?
When my best friend found out her ex cheated on her, she made sure everyone in town knew he had STDs and he was a cheater.
He got the first girlfriend this year. After 5 years.
>24
>no real close friends
>barely get laid from his girlfriend
>no one is likely going to my birthday
>on bipolar meds
Came here a month asking for advice on how to make friends. Still no luck.
Should i just hang myself and get it over and done with? I don't want to be a pariah to
*society
>no friends
>has girlfriend
Howw
What clubs have you joined? What volunteer work have you done? What gatherings have you hosted or attended? What have you done to be a part of the community you want to be a part of?
I'm married man with a 1 year old son to my wife. We've been together for over 6 years and I love her very much.
Recently a woman came into my life who is my perfect equal, we became best friends very quickly. I'm growing more and more attached to her and fantasise about us together.
I still love my wife very much, even when things get rocky. But I still don't know what to do. I'm not the kind of guy to cheat, and she isn't either.
The only person I could trust enough to talk about this too is woman I'm falling for.
>>17169693
Just back away and stop hanging out with her. This will pass. Also, try to fuck your wife more so you won't have hormones messing with you.
>his wife isn't his best friend
See, you're already wrong from the start.
>>17169708
My wife is one of my best friends.
>>17169699
My wife doesn't have much in the way of a libido, never has. Mine on the other hand is too active.
I don't want to stop hanging out with her because we are really good friends. But I agree, and I shouldn't hang out with her when it's just the two of us
I'm a guy. I have dated a male to female transgirl. She did not have any surgery so she still had a dick but could pass. Should I keep this a secret from women in the future? Will that turn them off? Should I pretend she didn't exist or just don't reveal that she was trans?
If she had a vagina would you reveal to other people that her vag was puffy or not? That her areolas are brown or pink?
Keep your mouth shut and keep private what is supposed to be private.
Never tell a single soul.
not even your closest friend.
describe her as a tomboy or something if you must.
remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
What's wrong with shemales? This isn't the 50s
So I am a French guy who is in the states for two weeks as I am there to work. I met this chick working part time at my company and she speaks French really well considering that she is American. I asked her why she learned French and she said "because French sounds hot". Is she into me?
>>17169588
yes its the accent thing. tap n gap.
>>17169592
Sorry I don't get this. Rephrase what you've said please
>>17169599
give her the D then go back to france. its called a one night stand. just dont give her any contact details
Why do I feel the need to win acceptance from a so called friend who sees me as a clown?
>>17169586
You (and humans as a whole) want what we can't have, especially from people we care about.
>so called friend
>sees me as a clown
Elaborate? Fuck his shit or stop talking to him.
>>17169608
He is a extroverted DJ man whore with 1000 fb friends while I'm an introverted autistic virgin with 17 fb friends.
Hey /adv/ i really need advice badly.
Me and my boyfriend were really close friends and when he was suicidal he asked me if i wanted to get married to him. I said yes and our relationship was going perfectly. Yesterday he told me he wanted a break because i wasn't good looking enough (i'm chubby) and he would tell me around june if he still wanted to give me a chance. I was in complete shock because it came kinda sudden and i can't stop crying now. He also said he wanted to have a one night stand meanwhile but we agreed not to see other people. What do i do? Do i dump him?
no, he obviously wants to spend the rest of his life with you.
this relationship sounds terrible.
>>17169579
Suicidal and asked to marry you....and you didn't see alarms going off at this point?
Sweetie, you dodged the fucking bullet. Get rid of this fucker.
is it weird to wear sunglasses at night, or going out at night?
The reason I ask is because over the past year and a half, I have started to go blind in my right eye. I am self concious about it and it has become slightly lazy as I have no more central vision and I am at 20/400 in it. I can have surgery to fix the lazy eye, but the physical toll of 7 eye surgeries to fix my eye over the last 1 1/2 years makes me want to wait.
So would it be weird to wear sunglasses all the time?
>>17169569
>So would it be weird to wear sunglasses all the time?
No. Just snap your fingers as you walk.
>>17169569
Not all that weird, but you should assume people who see you will think you are completely blind. And it will be even harder to see.
>>17169569
I'll assume you're a complete douche
I am 22 years old, a former prison guard turned bounty hunter turned jewelry guard turned security guard, and I have been trying unsuccessfully to become a police officer for the past 3 years. I have been to countless interviews, polygraphs, psych exams, and have passed them all but I keep getting passed up for hire, likely due to an arrest (but no charge) from my youth. I have no college, an unstable work history, and I have basically no references. I was raised military, and I turned my back on my family to pursue law enforcement instead of enlistment.
At this point I am not sure if I should 1) Keep trying or 2) Accept it and try to move into being a private investigator or 3) have a bottle of scotch and blow my brains out.
Please Advise.
>>17169536
Maybe the education and work history is screwing you over more than a single arrest? Are you applying for jobs or just to get into police academy?
>>17169553
more on this, I think going to the military first for a time might be very helpful for getting into anything related to the police. Just shows you can handle having a real job.
Applying to agencies. Don't have the cash for a private academy. Have also been applying for positions I'm over-qualled for (like jailer, as a backdoor to a Sherrif dept) but still can't get accepted.
Ok i need some opinion guys!
Literally me and my girlfriend did not talk for like 5 days. Now she posted a pic yesterday with another dude showing her stomach and the picture says " mum and dad are waiting for you "
Wtf ??? Do you think this is real or just show so i talk to her again ??
>>17169530
How old are you, you fuckwit
>>17169534
21 she's 20
Come on guys i need some advice I'm going full autist oh her rn
She's still asleep or god knows what and I'm sending her messages
How do I get a job? I've worked at a restaurant before thst my friends dad owned. He is a reference of mine. I've applied at well over 20 places now that I'm looking for a job again, gotten 3 interviews, never gotten a call back. I'm not socially awkward or anything and my interviews go well usually. Once I was even told by my interviewer "I was really impressed by your interview". No call back. What do I do guys
Keep tryin'
>>17169480
I give this advice a lot.
If you don't have job experiance, then make your job experiance yourself. It takes very little to start a youtube, manage a twitch, get a twitter handle, and generate viewers or an audiance. This is community management and content production. You can follow that up by learning the everloving shit out of Microsoft office (excel, access, word primarily) and quickbooks for small business. That will give the a logistical background for business support and THAT will help you get...
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>>17169480
Read MMM's 50 jobs without a college degree.
I liked the girl who sent me these texts (boxed in black). We were coworkers, but she didn't seem to like me. I stopped asking her out on dates after she said no a second time. One night, when she was out drinking apparently, her phone sent me these texts. I say her phone because it's possible that the sender is in question.
Here's why I think it was probably her: the first text was sent at 5:05 PM, I didn't respond until 7:46 PM. The following texts were instantaneous. She claimed that it really was our friend (boxed in red) as I called out, and that...
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wat
>>17169476
Fool, it's not even clear what any of you are talking about. Drop this issue and give no further thought to it.
>>17169476
dude, the texts are coming from the phone that's screen capped.
I've been using LSD for about a year now and a few weeks ago i had a very bad trip that included a trip to the ER due to what i thought was bad acid overdose (Kek)/Heart attack.
Now i'm sure it was just a realy terrible string of panic attacks due to taking way too much acid because i "Wasn't tripping hard enough" at the time (Stupid decision, I know).
Now the problem is that everytime i take acid i get the feeling of an impending panic attack, The 2 trips i had after the bad trip were very difficuld and i didn't enjoy them at all because...
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You don't get back.
Give your synapses a rest, man.
>>17169478
Well, If any one else has any ideas i'd like to hear them but i guess this is really it.
I'll check back in a few years when i hopefully get over the thrauma.
>>17169473
You need to lay off the acid for a while. You might also consider taking a small amount of some kind of relaxant before you drop; I don't know of any cross-toxicity issues, although if you have any actual heart trouble it's not in your best interest to mix CNS stimulants and depressants.
But seriously, dozens of trips in a year isn't going to be good for anyone.
