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After using a dildo on my butt vigourously for several hours, especially one of my larger ones, my butthole itches like crazy for anywhere from a day to a week.
What could be causing that? The friction maybe? Is there any way to prevent the itchiness? How can I make it stop itching faster? I try lotion but it doesn't seem to help much.
Thanks, /adv/~
Are you generally clean down there (as in, washing with water after the bathroom)? Perhaps a bad reaction to the material? Not enough lube?
ur dad must be so proud
>>17171438
You probably tore you're rectum. Should heal up if it's not bad, if you poop blood go to emergency before your poop gets in your blood stream and poisons you
How does construction work? How does everyone know exactly what to do, and in what order? Is anything double checked?
I don't understand how there aren't more construction accidents/problems, considering it is an industry where the hands on work is done by high school drop outs. Just wondering.
>>17171419
No news agency cares about Mexicans being killed on the job
>>17171419
The foreman or engineer know what the fuck is going on.
Its basically like they make plans. Then "Ok Pablo. Hammer wall. Hammer. Use nails. Wall. Si?" Kind of stuff. The US also has tons of laws, requirements and inspections. Thats why shitholes in Mexico or Peru get BTFO by any minor earthquake, cause they have little to no construction laws.
>>17171448
How can the foreman effectively made sure everything is up to standard? Does he actually go and look at every little nail?
Do the workers get anything written down or is it just "okay we're making a wall now and we know how to do that"
Hey 1st time on this part of 4chan so forgive the post. I slept with a tinder girl roughly 8 months ago had a 1 month fling then left her cause I am a wannabe chad just started getting /fit so I wanted to see what else was out there. She came back into my life 1.5 months ago after we been chatting a week over facebook again and then revealed she was pregnant said it was mine. Her parents and friends also believe it to be mine. The kid is due in a couple of weeks, but I still don't care for the baby in the slightest I care for the girl. It's really fucking with me... I am 23 and this shit is starting. Some thoughts would be much appreciated.
>>17171411
paternity test lmao
why did you tell her your real name
you should move and change your name. keep a gun in the new place with one bullet.
Few things you want to avoid:
>Child support
>Marrying this slut
As soon as the kid is born have it DNA tested. If you seem to be a provider than fits the standards she will make you marry her, which is something you want to avoid.
Not much you can do bud, you have basically fucked up big time.
Why don't I want sex even though it feels great when I do it ?
Been with my boyfriend for 4 years and recently we had an argument over the fact that, my BF is always the one to initiate sex. He feels as though he's walking on a tight rope because he often has to convince me to do it. And it makes him feel as though he's "desperate" or "begging for sex". However, when we do it, it's ALWAYS fantastic.
My sexuality is all kinds of fucked up because, even though I do enjoy sex with him a lot, for some fucking reason, i associate it with something bad/dirty. I masterbate quite seldomly because of this.Compaired to my BF who wants sex 1-3 times a week. I can easily go 3-4 weeks without even so much as touching myself (probably more).
He recently told me that he's getting tired of always asking me to do it (as opposed to the very few times that I did) and basically said that if I don't try to confront this problem of mine, then it'll hurt the relationship in the long run.
How do I remedy the situation /adv/ ?
Accept that sex and intimacy is mostly a vital part of a relationship and you`ll have to work it through by yourself, since you hold a negative view of it. I`ve also been there.
>>17171408
Get a pillow like this. Then he doesn't have to ask, he can just do it when he feels like it.
How do you not want sex? Is not wanting sex like a painful situation to you, is it connected to anxiety, is it something negative? Or do you just not feel like it?
I mean, people have different sex drives, that's just how it is. You can't just change these things about yourself. If you want things to be different, you'll just have to try to make a conscious effort to change them, for example by finding ways to get yourself in the mood on your own etc.
Okay /adv/, so here is the deal.
Tomorrow I will be talking to my ex and her best friend about our relationship. I did fuck up. I ignored her and treated her badly, I know this and I've apologized countless times, but somehow she won't forgive me. Now, I've talked with her best friend who is on my side, I'd consider myself a good, caring guy and she knows this.
The thing is that my ex is being manipulated by someone. She has never been strong willed, but I always tried to help her out and defend her whenever someone viewed her as weak. I never took advantage of her weak will either, I was always trying to make her strong.
Now I've talked with her family and friends, and they all say that she has changed. Normally she would've forgiven me in an instant because she loves me, but somehow, and I feel that too, she is holding herself back. She refuses to forgive me. Everyone says that this is bullshit, I did nothing that would've hurt her that bad and she is dragging it out.
But I know the truth, some sicko she got in contact with after breaking up with me is manipulating her to his advantage. I've had the pleasure to talk to this guy and he is a fucking asshole /adv/, believe me on that.
Now to my actual question, how do I "wake" her up? She is a good girl and I love her, I don't want to lose her.
>>17171399
>i was a horrible person
>but somehow she wont forgive me
you say that like her natural inclination should be. this wasn't some one off mistake. you were a bad person to her. in general. for an extended period of time. no one believes you can change your entire personality.
>she is being manipulated by someone
>SHE SHOULD ONLY BE MANIPULATED BY ME
is essentially what you are saying. cuz you want her to come back despite not wanting to be with you.
>BUT HER FRIEND WANTS US TO GET BACK TOGETHER
she isnt your gf. your gf knows how she feels. not her friend who did not experience any of htis firs thand.
>normally she would have forgiven me in an instant
yes, but you broke her. you talk about her like shes a dog.
>i did nothing that would've hurt herTHAT BAD
she doesn't want to be with oyu. she doesnt need a good reason. there is not a level of shit she is required to take from you.
>>17171414
I didn't ask what I did wrong, I know what I did wrong. I asked how I could wake her up.
>>17171432
i didnt ask if you were retarded. only that you stop treating her like she is.
Sup /adv/, you guys have been pretty helpful recently so I'm coming to you with yet another dumb question about my dumb life.
The answer seems obvious (yes yes yes YES), but should I finally give my virginity to a prostitute? I turn 19 in slightly less than two months, and I really just don't like the idea of going 2 full decades without shoving my dick in something.
If I should, then what would you say is a reasonable price for an escort? I work for minimum wage so I'm not trying to spend an entire paycheck just to get laid 1 time. I'd say $200 is the most I'm going to spend.
ALSO: How to avoid getting HPV because i'd rather die of AIDS than have a wart covered cock.
>>17171396
Google pearl index (failure rate) for condoms.
Realize that it is 2-12% depending on study.
Ask yourself if a 2-12% gamble of getting an STI is worth it.
If the answer is yes, go for higher class prostitutes that don't do drugs and work on their own.
>ALSO: How to avoid getting HPV because i'd rather die of AIDS than have a wart covered cock.
By using a condom AND NOT LICKING HER.
>>17171396
id vote no. mostly because i dont consider sex with a condom to be worth it at all. but i dont have a sensitive dick, for others it must be good. i just never understood the appeal.
just realize that having sex with her will only make you technically not a virgin. but 'spiritually' or whatever you are still basically a virgin.
>>17171396
99/100 4channers who post about escort or prostitute services say they regret it. Like not worth the money. Or it was over quick. Or she was a diseased looking crack whore type.
OP try tinder.
>doing a blog
>critical analysis of an album that just dropped
>want to go over some of the songs and their significance
>is it weird to selectively review some of songs or should i just review all of them?
>there are 13 tracks
>what to do
>pls and thanks
>thanks
Show us aforementioned blog
>>17171404
Noooo. Sorry. It's a private work in the making, I haven't published it yet. :( Just needed some advice.
I would rather read about a few chosen songs out of the album. No more than a half, perhaps. I think it would be tiring to read and someone who might like the album will just scroll down with boredom and miss the good ones.
How do you know what size clothes you're supposed to wear?
All my clothes look like shit on me, pic related it's basically what all my clothes look like. Like something a lame high school kid would be wearing. What do adults wear? I'm thinking of buying nothing but suits like that kid that does the food reviews, because i just don't know how to look good in a t-shirt and pants.
If you're thinking i'm overweight then you're wrong, my body is fine, pretty much identical to the guy in the picture.
At one point i thought maybe my face is so ugly that it just makes everything i'm wearing look like shit but that can't be it since people like rick owens can look good in what they're wearing despite their faces looking the way they do.
I've visited /fa/ i tried to be like them but i just don't seem to get it. Also some styles don't look good on everyone. I would post this on /fa/ but they would just tell me to read the sticky which i've already done multiple times.
How do you guys do it? what do you wear? It seems to come natural to some if not most, no matter what they wear they don't look like shit doing it but it's totally different for me, I'm even beginning to suspect i might have body dysmorphia or something, since nothing i wear looks right to me.
>>17171378
Usually a shirt and a pullover.
Try them on?
>>17171378
Collared shirt.
Rest is up to your imagination
I have no idea what's going on, i've been feeling like shit for 3 years but in between a few weeks i'd have a good cry and i would at least feel a little bit better
This year, however, i have not been able to cry anymore, at first i thought it was pretty badass but it's starting to become a problem, i feel like i'm drowning and i need to cry and i can't, i usually end up laughing at it which feels even more insane or i'll just smoke a couple ciggies which is not good either
What the fuck do i do? has this ever happened to you?
yeah, when I turned like 16 or 17. hormones. I don't know what the fuck a good cry is, that's some dumb bullshit
I haven't cried in years.
>inb4 edgy faggot who is probably lying
No, like I just dont cry. I'm pretty cold as a person tbqh, like I dont show emotions. It probably gets a lot more complicated cause I have trust issues mixed along with a fucked up childhood and horrible parents. But yeah I just dont cry. there isn't much to trigger me anyway. Wake up. Work. Shop. Wind down with vidya or sports. Sleep.
>>17171412
Not being able to cry is nothing. I was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder when I was 9 years old. I can't remember the last time I have ever shed a tear. The only time my eyes even get watery is when I'm sick.
I can't keep a relationship going for a long period of time. Talking about my feelings is awkward. Whenever my significant other gets upset or sad, I don't know what to do. A lot of the time I just stare.
/Adv/, i thought for a while, and i think the main reason of my trust issues is the fear of being replaced.
How do i fight it? It's literally crawling in my subconscious and shattering my social life. Like i dump friends, because they are moving on in their lives and tell how much fun they are having with other people!
Yes, I'm a childish insecure jerk, and i start thinking that they'll abandon me anyway, so i should do it first.
Like i've always been afraid to be vulnerable and never formed that special bond with friends, i felt that anyone else would work better than me. And it always looked like it.
>cont (don't wanna 4chan eating a 2000 story)
>>17171369
There were like two close friends i dumped that way.
The second one deserved it, for other reasons, but this what especially made me bitter.
Friend: hey, can you believe it? I told S my sad childhood story and she literally cried!
Me: *unimpressed, S is a social butterfly with great acting skills* yeah, she didn't have much of a choice
...
Friend: oh, check this awesome present S has gotten me for my birthday!
Me: *S texted me a day before to narrow the day before to narrow the date of said birthday*
And there was a ton of pictures on instagram of them hanging out together and such and my friend brought it up every time we met.
Giving it a second thought the friend had an attention seeking thing in her and it probably was it.
Because i've been indifferent and schizoid-like all my life.
>Cont
>>17171387
Then there was literally the first friend in my life, on whom i had a crush on.
We were cool in middle school and then we went to the same high school (the majority went there) and he started to spend 100% of his time talking to his new buddy.
I was totally unclear what makes me mad and started to get nervous, that my friend doesn't see that i'm a girl, so i started to hang out with girls and we didn't talk much anymore with friend.
I really couldn't figure out what made me sad and lonely in that new school, so i just switched to another one, without telling anyone. That was a dick move, i couldn't think straight at all, i just wanted to start anew, never see anyone from my past again (i did it often in my life).
I still remember the childish thing that made me especially sad. It was my friend inviting me to play a domino game in class and then after i refused he quickly went to another girl and they had fun and played.
Don't know what i was expecting.
Gosh, i remember, i was always acting like a vile, emotionless bitch. Even my parents constantly told me i'm so indifferent and distant.
But i didn't do it out of spite, i was shy and anxious as fuck, talking to a cashier in a shop was a triumph for me.
How do i fix myself, /adv/? That must be the root of all evil in me, i'm sure now.
>tl;dr
>Op is afraid close friends will get her replaced, when they met someone cooler
>"Cooler" means literally everyone. Because op is a shitty friend and even total jerks can be good friends.
>So op doesn't get close friends at all and writes her problems on 4chan instead.
>/adv/, help
Ok, anyone with an addiction to pathology and medical journals, lend me your head.
Symptoms.
:Congestion, sore throat, violent coughing, discolored mucus, and horse voice.
No other symptoms not even fever, I'm well aware this is a flu type thing, I just want specifics as it has been a whole week.
Could be developing into bronchitis. What colour is the mucus?
Definitely aids
>>17171347
Day 1, orange .
All following days, green.
I've known this Qt 3.14 for quite some time now, we hung out countless times, received a blowjob, a hand job, fingered her etc.. basically anything besides penetration, felt like we were getting pretty close, but I know she doesn't want to commit to a relationship, at least "Not untill exams are over", which is total bullshit since she doesn't study anyway.
I am for certain that she still has feelings for her EX and I know that it's a Red Flag, but whenever she messages me I reply, if she asks me for anything I help and etc.. I just can't fucking stop myself.
She looks stunning and I like her a lot but I know that in the end It will just suck, what do I do ? How can I convince myself that I don't need her ?
Because right now I am living in hopes that one day she will be my Girlfriend and everything will be as I want.
I am not even slightly interested in any other women besides her atm..
You already know the answer, you just want me to tell you it's true. And it is. She has no interest in you romantically beyond sexual gratification. She finds you attractive enough, but maybe not a compatible personality, or maybe she does think she can get back with her ex. In either case, you're never going to be that guy.
The best way to free yourself is to accept that, kill that hope in yourself and begin the great search for someone somewhat like her.
>>17171321
Stay as FWB. If she moves on later, you can try to hook up with her, but I wouldn't advise it. She sounds bad enough.
In a very similar situation, only yours is better because at least you're getting your dick sucked.
Unfortunatly, the sad truth is that it just isn't worth it to invest your time with someone that is truly that hopeless. My girls ex ended her with an email three years ago and she still thinks about him everyday just to keep him alive.
Face it dude, they don't give a shit about us, why should we give a shit about them? Pointless.
Okay, here goes.
I am a pretty likeable guy (I think) and have loads of friends, boys and girls, but there is something I don't think they know; I am a virgin.
I am 25+ years and have a complex about my tiny Johnson (3.9 inches when hard). I am terrified that any of my friends will fiend out (even if I think some of them "knows"), and even more terrified that if I where ever to "get with" a girl she will laugh at it.
Is my small thing going to satisfy anybody besides myself?
>>17171312
date a virgin, she won't know the difference
>>17171312
It could, but I doubt it will anywhere as often or as much as an average dick or big dick.
you'd better enjoy fingering and eating pussy, then nobody would care anyway.
>>17171339
Virgins tend to be very young. I don't want to be that creepy guy who goes around banging high schoolers.
its 10:08PM as I'm writing this
I have an exam for a language I'm half good at in 11 hours
I have 10 poem analyses and 4 historical treaties to memorise
I'm literally so fucked right now, does anyone have advice for keeping myself awake / boosting memory / boosting motivation / reversing the effects of lack of sleep
Go back to red dit
>>17171311
A levels?
Best way to learn would be do it in small chunks with small breaks in between. So like 25 min revision, 5 min break. Download the app Flat Tomato to help. Brain learns best this way. Cramming for hours with no break like most kids do is retarded and a horrible way to study for an exam.
Boosting memory -- this is a trick we learned in psychology. Do something while you're studying that is easily replicable in the exam. So like chew gum while you're studying and in the exam chew gum. You'll be reminded of when you were studying and information will come to you easier as the brain is making connections. Don't listen to music. You need to recreate the exam environment as much as possible -- silence, no music.
Another memory technique for those plays or poems or whatever. Write the first letter of each word of the text you need to remember. Then recall it only looking at those letters. Then do it without them. I do this and it works amazingly.
As for keeping yourself awake, coffee. But it's a bad idea to not get enough sleep before an exam. Very bad idea. Maybe don't stay up a bit but not all night -- trust me I've done this and you will not remember anything even if you did revise all night.
In the morning eat something fatty like eggs or a handful of nuts (keeps hunger away) and good carbs like oats for the boost. Don't eat or drink shit or go hungry. Lots of water.
Good luck, A levels are fucking disgusting and much harder than uni. This is probably the most stressful period of your education so take solace in the thought that once it's over it's over.
What A levels are you doing?
>>17171374
Maths
Modern Greek
Computing
Classics
got modern greek A2 exam tomorrow, haven't done any work for it all year
thanks man, this advice seems really useful
What to do when you miss your ex bf/gf?
Honestly just deal with it. I know it's cliche but with time it will get better. My bf and I broke up a bit of a week ago and we were together 3 years. I've heard he's having a hard time too.
Cry like a baby, let the sadness comfort you, let it hug you. Remember every single moment you spent with him/her. Just smile and cry, lose all hope, then try to be happy alone.
There's nothing you can really do. The best thing is to make sure you don't start thinking heavily about her, just block it, focus on something else even though the feeling will linger. It dies down over time though it will hit you every day for a long time depending on how long you were together.
