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Okay yeah this is gonna be really stupid but... I don't know how to make out. And I am a 23 year old girl with 3 long relationships behind me.
I was always embarrassed when it came to kissing, so I always avoided it. All of my previous bfs didn't mind (because we would have mind blowing sex so who needs kissing, right? RIGHT?!)
I really don't know 100% why I'm soo embarrassed by it. You can fuck me in all my holes, pee on me, do whatever you want. But make out with me?! "Hehehe no thanks, I'm shy"
And I need to put a stop to this....
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>>17171076
Lara?
>>17171076
.gif is kissing not making out.
just keep your lips loose and let him put his tongue in your mouth a bit.
The rest will come naturally.
>>17171076
ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do it with you
consult the youtubes
practice
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For both,
Do you sometimes pee in the shower?
>>17171121
Male: Never really did that, lately I have been doing that sometimes. In the very beginning though, so I don't really think it's that disgusting because by the time I finished, shit ton of water and soap have flushed everything away.
>>17171121
male.
Yes, everytime i want to pee while i'm already showering.
Is it possible to fake a degree in the US to get a high paying job?
Not a six figure job, but maybe something in the 60k-85k a year range?
Do employers actually ask for a copy of your degree in hand or do thorough background checks if it's just a regular job?
Yes they do and how do you plan to fake the knowledge from a degree?
You're fucking retarded. The only reason I can see why you would even be dumb enough to ask or think it was possible and a good idea is because you literally have no one intelligent in your life.
>>17171047
define "regular job", what field is it? they don't want your degree in hand but they can and will very easily verify it for any job that would require a degree.
Can you ever have a happy relationship with a woman if you don't have a high paying job? Or is dull everyday work going to bite at her sense of entitlement and lead her to think she can do better?
nope
>>17171039
You could, if she's willing to get a job that pays equal to or higher than your salary
Of course. All the time in my life I've known great girls that are in shitty relationships with lazy, unemployed piece of shit retards. They break up eventually, but we're talking years down the road. If they can do it, I'm sure you can with whatever minimum wage job you have.
I want to ask this girl out, but I'm horrible at small talk. In fact, I've never even been on a date before. Any ideas where we should meet to make it easier? She's really open to anything, I just don't want to make it feel forced for either of us.
Somewhere interesting, like a park, museum, concert, community activity, etc. Just someplace that if all else fails for conversation you can just talk to her about the stuff that's going on around you
>>17171067
This.
Give yourself something to do/be doing. This makes it more interesting and engaging, with the added bonus of having something to riff on/talk about.
Ask open ended questions that are relevant to the conversation/what is happening/what she's saying, and take an active interest in her.
Above all, RELAX, and try not to take it too seriously (she's probably nervous, too, so w/e). Just be chill and have fun.
at her house
Which one of you fags can help me with an accounting question?
>>17171033
just ask the question you dumb fuck
What's the impact of adjustments to the profit and loss account, and balance sheet items for a limited company
>>17171074
are you serious? common sense should cover this one.
So last week I went to go get some bomb ass ice cream with my crush and she liked it. I want to go again but I have no idea if asking her again would be annoying, I just would like to know how to approach the situation and any tips would be great, thanks.
Wait a couple more days and go somewhere different, but keep it casual (nowhere fancy) and get to know her. You don't have to be anal about the approach, its just a simple, "Hey, want to go with me to __?" Don't complicate it, anon
>>17171010
Yeah I am overthinking it I guess, your right I shouldnt make it complicated.
She is also the kind of person that is undecisive, she cant make minor decisions by herself, is that an advantage?
OP here, really any general advice for a date would be great, like what if she doesnt want me to pay, etc.
hey /adv/ I need some help calming my friend down.
Long story short, hes getting married soon and his fiancee is going to New York for a bachelorette weekend to see some Broadway shows and stuff. Long story short, my best friend (im his best man) is freaking himself out because he is paranoid about his bride to be cheating on him or something like that. I keep telling him that all the shit he hears about bachelorette parties (male strippers, brides cheating etc etc) isn't true, and even if it is, its not his fiances scene (Shes shy, hides in books, has bad anxiety,...
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Yes, they always do. No need to tell him that though. Ignorance is a blessing sometimes.
>>17170915
I agree, problem is he googled what happens at bacholerette parties and thats how this whole issue started.
>>17170895
she might suck his cock, no biggie
When you're getting intimate with a girl, hugging etc., but you don't know how to approach a kiss, is there any way to make her do the first move?
Look into her eyes, smile a little, and look at her lips and back to the eyes.
Repeat as necessary.
>>17170872
this. if she looks at your lips, move in slowly and lightly touch your lips to hers, then linger a few centimetres away from her lips and wait for her to kiss you back.
>>17170877
heh but what if she doesnt kiss back? i'd feel so fucking stupid lol
ok
it's 8:30PM
i have a german exam tomorrow that i need to study for
however i'm feeling exhausted and like shit and my head is about to explode rn and i can't get anything done
should i:
a) try harder and get it done for tonight
b) go to sleep early, wake up at 4 and do it all in the morning (i might feel more fresh then)
Continue to procrastinate on 4chan. That'll help.
>>17170836
The latter obviously......
>>17170843
give me an answer so i can leave this hell quicker
My ex contacted me and sent me this song. She left me 6 months ago and we don't really speak anymore. I know I'm not supposed to try and interpret things but I can't figure out what these lyrics mean, and i know she sent it because of a meaning she's found in it as that's always how she was.
Just asking for a second opinion.
https://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/sites/teens/files/luke_sital-singh_-_still_-_lyrics.pdf
Weak attempt of getting your attention. Don't even try to interpret anything, it doesn't matter. She had her chance and blew it, don't come running if she's calling.
Only stew is tasty when reheated.
>>17170824
Why would she even want it, she left me, she was adamant that we'd never get back together, i tried to get her back but to no avail. Nothing was good enough for her, not even 3 months therapy i went to to fix my issues.
>>17170825
She misses the attention you gave her.
My boyfriend did not come home today. He is probablly out, still drinking at a friends house or at a bar. His father just called me to ask me if he is with me. I told him that we had a fight and that I left home, he didn't came with me. I think that he think's that it's all my fault. He did that 4 more times, one time we broke up because of it but we came back together after a cupple of months. He said that he will never do it again and for one year he didn't. He got a job and has to work tomorrow but if he doesn't come home he will lose his job.
I...
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>>17170805
>What do you think about my shitty life?
I think you should get your shit together, if you are just half of the lame potato you sound like (no job and no intention to work? not leaving the house? for 3 years?), I can already understand that guy for not coming home.
How old are you? How old is he? Where are you guys from?
Why do you think he should be with you?
Why do you think you should be with him?
>>17170805
Lol fucking women always expecting handouts.
Id be totally down to go back to traditional means of men providing and women supporting so long as All Women admit they need men in their lives for guidance
If not then fuck off and get a job
>>17170844
I'm 19, he is 30, we are from an ex-commie country. He should be with me because I care for him and I would do anything for him. We can talk, we can have fun together and we love eachother. And I'l be with him for the same reasons.
>>17170849
yes, I agree but women will never admit that
Ill try to condense it so dont expect to have all the facts.
Im not a virgin but I plan to wait until marriage but really I feel that if I was with a girl I planned to marry one day Id have sex with her so I can see myself having 3-4 sexual partners at most in my life. So far Ive only had sex with 1 girl and we were planning on moving in together after we graduated college and thought about getting married when we had stable jobs. But she moved acrossed the country for grad school and the ldr didnt work out.
Not heres the thing, I was pretty devastated breaking things off with her and havent been back in the field for a long time, but Ive recently met a new girl who was able to pry through the barriers I put up to keep her out. In doing so I feel like Ive started to fall in love with her.
A few days ago we were together cuddling to netflix and she mentioned how nice this is and how she wanted it to last. Then she freaked out and told me about her heavy past because she knew about my view on sex.
Basically she was raped by a guy her first time. I dont know the details of how so dont ask. After that she said she slept with 7-8 guys her freshman year of college because at the time it helped with the pain. If I had to guess her sexual partners Id put it at around 11 or 12.
Now I really feel like people should stick to dating others with a comparable sexual history to them. My ex had slept with 1 guy before me and I was a little salty but she explained that she really loved him at the time and it felt right so I let it go. But this is different.
At the time I told her that I was okay with it to calm her down but Ive been thinking about it and Im not really. Its just too much. I kinda understand and want to be more forgiving of her past because Im sure being raped did traumatize her, but I really dont approve of that behavior and dont want to be with someone who does that.
I dont know what to do here.
>>17170762
Try picking up girls at church instead you goddamn puritan. You need to develop some empathy.
You're a literal child. Become celibate and fuck off.
Either you can come to terms with the fact that she has had multiple sexual partners or you can't; there's really no advice we can give you that will help. If you really do love her and care about her and you know she feels the same way about you, and you know she isn't interested in having sex with anyone other than you, then I think it would be worth pursuing, but that is just my opinion. It all comes down to what you feel is best for you.
I got scammed out of 540 USD for being reckless and trustworthy, I have his number, how can I call him to get enough evidence to go to the police?
Reckless and trustworthy. Hmm
OP here, I sold him my ps4 with a couple games and headset ect. for 450 USD, he showed me a transaction on his phone and I handed it to him but I never got the money, now he's not responding to my message. I'm planning to call on a separate number, what can I say that will give me enough identification to know who he is? Or his family members.
Yeah I'm stupid, but I can solve it so can you help?
sorry, meant 540 USD
So Im looking for some good tunes to get it on to in the style of Depeche Mode, nothing too "womp womp" or R&B. Whats your go to sexy time songs?
>>17170735
Some of my most pleasant shags were to classical guitar on balmy evenings with the windows open. Check out narciso yepes on YouTube , like http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_I-eN7SYkRM
>>17170735
It all depends on what kind of music she likes.
I've never had sex with music before, I thought it was just a Hollywood meme. I don't see the big draw personally.
