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how does one deal with a bad body odor that they themselves can't smell and that doesn't have an obvious reason for being there?
I shower twice a day, shampoo and condition hair weekly, I brush my teeth twice daily, I wash my clothes weekly, I wash my sheets and covers fortnightly, mediocre diet but drink plenty of water. Tried various deodorants and antiperspirants, and on top of all this it is currently winter here so I'm not even sweating. Doesn't seem to matter how clean I am or what I try, I'm getting the impression I smell bad, if not being...
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>>17173551
If your Indian, kill your self because it's not going to go away. All Indians stink like fucking shit even when they do shower and take care of themselves. If not, it may be your
House. I don't know. Fuck you Nigger.
>>17173576
chill, I'm a white Australian. This is a recent problem.
>>17173551
As embarrassing as it might be, talk to a doctor. There could be a medical cause for it.
>>17173525
NOT a movie, because for all practical purposes you're separate.
Something that encourages conversation: dinner, a walk in the park, museum, tea shoppe, etc.
>>17173525
mcdonalds
A local event is usually exciting
How do you get yourself a qt3.14 in high school? I go to a school with like 70% girls, and everyone are posh as fuck and have the party>future attitude. How do I get a gud gurl in this environment?
>inb4 underage b&, am 18
Patience, I waited 8 months and now I got myself a qt 3.14 petite gf who's literally perfect. Also try looking outside your school, gym, clubs ect
>>17173500
what did you do to get qt3.14 waiting sounds not very effective
I dont haved a girl in highschool. Wait on college, when they gonna actually hate herselfs for fucking with bunch of guys due to drugs addiction on high school
>have son who's 5
>he vomited all over the place this night
>as soon as i could in the morning, i started to contact people who could possibly take care of him because i have to go to work and he can't go to kindergarden like that
>everyone already has appointments or is away
>text boss asap to let him know i'm working on it and might not be able to make it
>report back after...
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You are never going to be wrong for staying home to take care of your five year old son. But I don't think you should say anything to your boss unless they become more ridiculous about it.
>>17173476
It has already happened that they called me to make sure i'm not "going on vacation and say i have to take care of him", when i couldn't attend a meeting. I feel really unapprecciated and put on the spot right now. I'm seriously considering to quit, cause it WILL happen again in the future that i have to look after him and i don't need them to question my intentions like that. It seems very rude
>>17173471
what a cunt of a boss. and that passive-aggressive wording. i just want to kick that faggot in the teeth.
Hey /adv/
I've had these red marks around my adonis belt for a couple months now; at first I figured they were zits and didn't pay much attention to it, but they don't go away and can't be popped either
can't take a pic rn, but this is sorta what it looks like
Anybody have an idea what the fuck those are, how to get rid of them and how to prevent them in the future
I bicycle alot and sit with my legs at a very acute angle, could it be because of that? (the pressure on that area or idk what)
or from too tight pants?
>>17173465
Shingles?
I have something similiar from shaving with razor.
It's lupus
Please seek out medical care from a professional asap
Porn has completely skewed my views of sex and sexuality. How do I fix this
>Stop watching porn
Easier said than done, though I'm trying. I fap at least every few days but I'm not sure if that's because of porn addiction or because of my sex drive. Either way I'm having difficulty finding something to fap to. I tried going to /s/ to find 'normal' porn but it just degraded into the usual caustic shit I look at.
>Get laid
I haven't had sex in years, I'm not...
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Stop watching porn. Challenge yourself to only fap to your mind.
>>17173463
Fall in love.
Find yourself in a situation where you are seriously more committed to her sexual pleasure than your own.
It's a life-changing revelation and will completely displace porn's distorted picture.
To ease off porn, try seeking the type of porn with some sort of meaningful romantic narrative, so generally not porn. Probably try sifting through sex scenes in movies, it's generally more tasteful. Blue is the warmest colour is solid fapping material, and is somewhat romantic
ive been on 3 dates and every date always goes like this
we walk around, get food and talk
we dont build like amazing rapport but its a conversation for a hour or two
and then its just like WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
THE GIRL ISNT GIVING ME ANY VIBES WHATSOEVER
SHE JUST FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND SAYS LITTLE THINGS OR ASKS LITTLE QUESTIONS
MOSTLY AWKWARD SILENCE
I CANT AND DONT WANT TO FLIRT WITH HER BECAUSE SHE GIVES ME ZERO VIBES OF ATTRACTION AND IF I FLIRTED IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FORCED
THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE
ONE OF THE GIRLS I MET ON TINDER
A SECOND...
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Ur just ugly OP
They want you to escalate the situation you stupid nigger.
>ONE OF THE GIRLS I MET ON TINDER
>A SECOND GIRL WAS A QT WHO SHOWED IMMENSE ATTRACTION UNTIL WE ACTUALLY MET UP
>THE THIRD GIRL I KNEW FAIRLY WELL AND ACTUALLY INVITED ME ON THE FUCKING DATE AND SET IT UP
It's quite normal for people to be nervous for a date. You don't just randomly start flirting with them, just transition into it.
You are expecting it to be a two person thing, but at the same time you expect them to show attraction before you will flirt with them.
Thoughts on being friends with an ex?
My ex is crying to be and saying she's all miserable because I won't talk to her and be her friend. She's the one who dumped me. I told her many times I don't see her as a friend and that i don't want to be her friend, and she just keeps saying she doesn't understand. This has been a thing for a while now. She calls me selfish. We did start off as best friends before dating. The period of dating we had was very shitty and didn't work. But I had/still have feelings and I don't want to be friends...
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I get trought the same shit but I was lucky she moved away so lost of contact help me to not stay in touch with her.
Just ignore her, she cant force you into friendship and every girl have another at least 2 guys who want to fuck her so she got some support anyway.
If you still love her dont mind that. My teenage love moved away after two years, I cant do shit about it and i was crushed.
After year I dont even know if she is still alive and I dont care anyway go cath a drink with a friends, talk to another girl and I promise you forget her after some time if...
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>>17173400
She's being selfish there. Just ignore and get on with life.
Fuck her and turn her into your cocksleeve
Hey /adv
What's the best hand wart cure?
I had the buggers before but since then I've always washed my hands twice a day and they haven't come back.. until now!
Halp plz
>>17173372
Smother it with duct tape for a few weeks.
>>17173381
yeah i guess i could try this! I've had them surgically removed in the past but i just can't afford that at the moment. It's £200 a per session!
compound w under a bandaid worked and it was awesome when it popped off in a big ass gross chunk
I have a huge crush on a girl i know. Every time i see her it feels like she's just punched right fist right through mu chest and crushed my heart in her fist. I used to think that this is love, but /adv/ has informed me that this is only infatuation and not love.
So i ask, what does love feel like? How would i know love? Is it possible to have romantic love without infatuation?
"Love" is just a concept created to sell products. Its all just different levels of chems firing off in your brain. What you felt is just as much "love" as any husband and wife. The only difference is that they've been "loving" each-other for a long period of time.
If you are able to date that girl and then maintain those feelings for a long time then thats "love".
>>17173365
Wow. I just re-read my own post. I should maybe go to bed, because my spelling is atrocious.
>>17173365
>"Love" is just a concept created to sell products. Its all just different levels of chems firing off in your brain.
>fedora tipping intensifies
When I look at my wife of 13 years sitting there reading, I know I love her. I don't feel a punch in the chest when she walks into the room or whatever, but I would die for her, because I know she would for me. I would do anything to protect her and I try to do my best to make her happy....
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The cop told me I had to apear on the 28th and I didn't even take the time too look at the citation till the 22nd and the court date was ment for the 18th so now I have a Warrent for my arrest what do I do?? I am soft like a cookie I won't make it in jail! I break easy ): seriously what do I do. advice needed
>>17173363
Go to the station and pay the fine.
>>17173399
will I be arrested?
>>17173363
Lawyer up, go from there.
i really need to stop smoking before something happens. luckily, i haven't experienced any serious health effects yet, but obviously, one day I will.
do you have any tips besides eating healthy, exercising, and drinking water?
i'm not going to get nicotine gum/patches. i'm also not going to start vaping.
i've smoked between 3-10 cigs per day, with the average being 4-5, and the high if I get REALLY drunk, for 2-3 years, but mostly in the past year. I've tried to keep my smoking lately closest to the smaller numbers, but I've...
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Just do it you pussy.
Smoked 2 packs a day for 11 years, have been completely clean now for 5 months.
>>17173359
How long did you feel like shit
>>17173384
Almost a month, but again, you're barely a smoker anyway.
I've been with my girlfriend for 3 months now, and we've been great friends for 2 years before that.
I can barely stay away from her for a week without an intense wanting to be with her. She's the cutest thing I've ever seen and the sexiest I could imagine. Every moment we spend together we're either laughing or caring for each other - whether it's physically or verbally. When we do fight, it feels meaningful and like we're growing together as a result. We never have the same argument twice. Also, we both constantly make efforts to improve...
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You either love someone or you don't, and when you realize you do, then it will probably just come out of your mouth whether you want it to or not.
>>17173332
What are the risks though? I'm scared about coming out with my feelings and scaring her off. How soon is too soon? What are the signs that she's ok with me saying it?
That's called the "honeymoon phase" and sadly doesn't last.
That said, if the relation is as good as you describe and it's been 3 monthes, I doubt she'd be freaked out by the love thing, as long as you don't add dumb things like "asking to move together" or "marry me" the minute after.
Coming to /adv/ cause my posts always get shot down on /b/
I won't preach this time, I'm just looking for advice and tips for staying off drugs. I was doing pretty good for nearly a month I didn't smoke any pot or take any benzos. Those are my drugs of choice. Benzos mainly cause I do have anxiety disorders but I won't lie I abuse the fuck out of them; I've gotten scripts and 30 are always gone in a week.
Cocaine however, that's another monster entirely. I never done opiates for fear of addiction. So naive lol. Anyway I never do stims...
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Anyway cocaine actually fucking sucks anyway but something about the rush of snorting it and the ego boost just makes it very addicting. I stopped using it for, now that I think about it, only about 3 months but it seems a lot longer.
Still I continued to smoke pot all the time and if I remember correctly I managed to cop a script of valium right about the time I stopped but I ate those like candy. But hey, I stopped doing coke!
Eventually I got cut off from that script cause shitty docs doing their jobs and whatnot, and at that point I figured, what the hell,...
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The problem is even knowing doing drugs are extremely counter productive to a healthy mind, I can't find anything else to fill the void in my life, or I'm too anxious and self conscious to do the things I know I need to do to to make a better life for myself.
I'm trying to quit playing video games because they usually only frustrate me. Imo video game addiction can be more detrimental to ones health-body and mind- as drug addiction depending on the degree of each.
I started walking/jogging at least a mile every day. Just to get out of the house...
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Only way i know how to stay off drugs is being stingy with my money. If i don't buy drugs, i can't do drugs.
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In about an hour I'm meeting with a student's parent. I want to cancel our lessons because I the kid has a lot of attachment issues and would be better off in a school than with a private tutor. I'm scared I'll get worked up because I like the student/family, and also don't want to come off as just dropping her and never being in the child's life again. How should I go about this conversation without being overemotional or overly professional at the same time? PLEASE help.
I also in the nicest way possible want to make it clear to her mother that she really needs to prioritize time with her child over her job. The father is overseas and the child is lonely. Fucking sad to see her cry and scream at me because she doesn't want time with me, but her mother.
>>17173234
>I the kid
So is it you or the kid that's getting too attached? Tell me the truth, are you a pedo?
>>17173236
meant to say 'I think the kid'. she's a sweet girl but have started to dread classes because she's got a wall up. She loves crafts but refuses to have conversation or do worksheets and they're kind of required for her to learn english.
