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If I have a felony record is it not even worth it applying for jobs?
After I graduate college my record gets sealed. Should I just wait? Would I be wasting my time applying for part time jobs in the meantime?
I was thinking of applying for a company I already worked at before but am paranoid they will reject me if they do a background check.
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I wouldn't give up entirely, but it's a pretty big red flag for employers, depending on the severity of the crime.
What do I do now?
I'm in love with two men... This can't be happening! I'm getting married.
>>17231483
Gross
>>17231486
I know right... Never ment for this to happen
>>17231483
obviously cheat, duh, that's what any respectable person would do.
i get horribly uncomfortable watching people be intimate with one another in movies and tv shows. this includes everything from kissing to fucking. i normally look away and wait for it to end and have done that since i can remember but i feel like somethings wrong with me.
and advice with this?
I cry instead because I envy those moments
>>17231476
I go through this a bit too. I hate when sex scenes get in the road of story and I just look at my phone or PC and try to ignore it until the story starts back up.
My gf is pretty much the same. We like our own intimacy, but seeing others doesn't do anything for us.
>>17231476
I'm much the same. Porn is fine, but when there's a sex scene in something like GoT it's like "is this really fucking necessary?".
I heard that users of 4chan can do wonders and only miracle can help me now. Can you help me to find my smile?
what the fuck? hang yourself
after this years of shame, im thinking about it
If that's you just go to the fucking dentist ffs. How can you even life like that. You're going to get perfectly white new fake teeth and then you can smile how ever much you want. Just go to a fucking dentist, jesus fucking christ you lazy disgusting pig.
Hello /adv/, I'm facing an issue that its tearing me apart for the last month
I've got a long term girlfriend (we are together 5 years, and she is my first girlfriend, and the first person I've ever had sex), and she is basically wife material. She really loves me, coocks for me etc. On the other hand, our sex life is basically non existant, and whenever we have sex its pretty boring. There is no passion between us. I tried to talk to her about the problem, but whenever I do, she is crying and refuses to do anything to fix it. On the other hand, I met this...
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>>17231366
>Destroy my relationship with a woman that really loves me, just to have sex with the other girl?
Yes. You're already destroying your relationship, you might as well stop being a complete asshole and let your girlfriend go. You can bring up having an open relationship though it's something you should have done before you started fucking the other girl.
>>17231366
Nice dubs.Probably wasnt a good idea too cheat but at least it's made you take a hard look at your relationship.You're choices are thus:
1)Stay with your gf and give your best shot at helping her.After all,she's wife material and that isn't too common.
2)Have great sex.Problem is basing a relationship solely on sex is fragile.Castles made of sand dude.
Can you see yourself having a long loving relationship with option 2?Is she also wife material?
>>17231366
you sound like my ex. He cheated on me after 3yrs of relationship then after 3 mos he messaged me and wanted to get back together bec they didnt work out. He got depressed and shit bec he played himself and got nothing now. Idk son do you think it's worth it to throw away 5 yr relationship you're very comfortable with just bec you found a girl who can give you better sex? Do you connect with the side hoe or is it purely sex? Have you tried spicing up the sex with main chick by trying new stuff?
if you ask your boyfriend what he's up to and he doesn't answer does that mean he's doing something he doesn't want to tell you?
so for the most part when my boyfriend has free time he spends it with me... and if he has plans with his friends he invited me to come. today he worked till 5 and I thought he would ask me to hang out after but he didn't. his texts started getting spotty after work and I asked him what are you up to:) ad he hasn't answered...
I know I'm overreacting but its making me paranoid right now and I'm...
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>>17231352
Wow maybe your boyfriend made some FRIENDS.
I don't think it's fine to spend your whole free time with your gf/bf.
Future psychotic ex-girlfriend detected.
This sounds more like a crush than a relationship. We've all been there.
Give him space, and insist on some space of your own. Pursue your own interests when he's not around.
Buying a 1TB HDD for the first time in ever, need to know some do's and don'ts. Pretty much the only things I know is no second-hand, no Aliexpress or similar sites.
Thinking of getting a 50€ seagate one off of Amazon (.de), got advice for cheaper sites? Needs to ship to Sweden. Don't really care about speed unless you say I should.
Thanks.
>>17231334
I don't know about brands, but I think getting a decent sized drive is a great investment. Use a 1 terra myself, love how much I can install on it, and how many backups I can keep.
Just get bretty much anything.
Seagate has a high failure rate, though.
Ultimately, it doesn't matter.
I like WD personally.
Try to order it from a company within your own country. It usually comes out with cheaper delivery.
So, my crush has had a bit of a nervous breakdown due to overstress and work, going through divorce, etc. She's needing time to clear her head and is very on edge. She's also moved about 3 hours away to get a bit of seaside relaxation.
I'll probably arrange to see her on weekends, not sure how often.
She feels anxious and worried around lots of people. So what sort of things can I arrange to do with her?
Ideas I have so far:
Picnics
Walks in parks
Maybe a bit of boating
What else are good ideas?
>>17231329
Sex on the beach at night
Dinner by the beach
That guy is pretty hot tbqh
>>17231329
Talk to her. See funny movies, or just hang out. It's relaxing to most people,. women especially.
dress up like a vulture and run circles around her
I'm a slob. I'm 18 and moved in to student flats near the beginning of the year. I keep my mess contained to my room and am careful to leave shared areas neat.
Last night when I was trying to sleep, one of my flatmates opened my door and came in to my room, which I always find kind of rude, but put up with. We talked for a bit then she started threatening to take my stuff until I cleaned my room. In the end she took a small chocolate bar and a canister of sprinkles and said that I need to clean my room and leave it this way for a week before she will give them back....
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And I'm aware that this isn't really right for this board, but I'm hella pissed off right now.
Someone told me I should tell an RA but it seems a bit drastic over a bit of chocolate, it's not her fault I have these issues.
fucking contact your landlord, threaten that you're going to file a complaint and this is serious.
Treat the SJW autists as they should be treated.
Personally, I'd clean up your room, see this a sign to rise and start living life properly, looking for a job, etc., and then isolate your asshole roommates and make them realise how much of degenerates they are
>>17231361
This. What she just did was fucking theft.
However, having your room in a huge mess is probably against the rules, so if you rat on her she'll probably rat on you, too. Clean up your room, then complain to the landlord or security. You could also call the police, but I think that's way too extreme.
> Someone told me I should tell an RA but it seems a bit drastic over a bit of chocolate, it's not her fault I have these issues.
Like you said, it's not...
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anyone suffering from drug addiction or recovering addicts here?
if you've been through it, what did you do to get off of them? what was your line of thinking that ultimately drove you to go through with it?
what was your worst withdrawal symptom and how did you over come it?
could use some support at the moment, morphine and percocet withdrawal has been hell and i'm only on day 3.
#1 thing is distancing yourself from friends who use.
They will constantly be like "Cmon man stop being a little bitch and rail this crank!"
Peer pressure and whatnot
>>17231220
You should stop being a little bitch and rail that crank
>>17231241
what if the person enabling me is my mom? i currently live with her to help support her (we both have the same brain disease), and have no means to live independently at the moment. we've both been helping each other by splitting our medications after brain surgeries.
maybe i should try withdrawing away from home...I'm also thinking about buying her a safe to keep her medicine in as i don't trust myself not to beg her for it.
What's fucking a post-op tranny like? What has science accomplished so far? What's the pussy like? Do they have a fake clit and pretend to like it? Wouldn't it be dry? How's it actually feel? Guys who have fucked a tranny, would you fuck a male?
There's some really attractive trannies around here but I feel that I would just be revolted once the clothes come off.
>>17231213
No dude. Just.. No. A mutilated penis will in no way be the same as a real vagina. Avoid at all costs.
>>17231213
http://www.fuq.com/search/Post%20op?orientation=shemale
Wanna find out?
>>17231213
It still has male DNA, cannot produce children and still has the mind of a man. It's pure perversion to get your rocks off. If you want the look of a tranny go for an asian girl.
is there a therapist or a councilor or something like that I could go to overcome chronic laziness. I'm losing control of my life and will basically do anything at this point to recover it
>>17231196
Yes. Go see one.
>>17231196
No. There is nothing wrong with a simple life, as long as you arent leeching off others and being comfy at their expense, effort, and toil.
Your subconscious mind knows this, which is why it undermines the standards you attempt to set for yourself
>>17231196
Not until mommy and daddy kick you out of their house.
So I dropped out of university because it was making me miserable and now I'm stuck in an existential crisis with my only real ambition being to become a hero of some sort to someone. Am I stupid for wanting this?
Saw this thread on /a/ lol. But Iktf OP. We are only just waiting for our call to action.
The world will need heroes soon enough trust me people will be needed to help people against a threat.
Train hard and reach the place where you need to be as destiny is a thing, I've seen it and I'm saddened because I'm not going to be a hero you might end up being one though.
You're not stupid for wanting that. We can usually distill our desires down to something simple, and it's useful to do so because that can give us clarity.
At this point what would be stupid would be to keep sitting around sulking, contemplating how you wish to be a hero. You know you want to do heroic things, now it's time to give that meaning. Do you want to become a fire fighter? A human rights lawyer? An investigative journalist? A detective? Figure out who you want to be, then figure out what you need to do to become that person.
Hello /adv/, I have come back with an all new thread.
In this thread, you can get help in:
-venting out
-demons (exorcism, information about them, etc. I am currently exorcising one out of me at the moment.)
- hitting on a girl/guy (I am a guy, and I hang around a lot of different girls, so I know them both well.)
- Relationship problems
- Dream interpretations
- Angelic and some religious matters
- Etc.
So if there is a problem with your life, feel free to ask about it or vent, you won’t
black raptor out!
(p.s. I'm back :)
doc, i can't get rid off scrathing my anus, what should i do?
My boyfriend and I are talking about getting married, but I'm not sure how to go about the ceremony. I always figured I'd have a religious ceremony, but he doesn't seem to care at all. But we don't go to church or know any priests, and I'm kind of reluctant to have some stranger marry us. My family hired a pastor we didn't know for my mother's funeral, and it just felt so hollow and impersonal, and I don't want that at my wedding. At the same time, I think I kinda want a professional with some experience in religious matters to do it. What do?
>>17231243
>>17231243
what I could think of is to start going to a church here and there, see which priest catches your eye, every priest have a slight variation in how they do their role, and going to certain churches will for regular prayer here and there will give you any idea of how a priest does there role. one will pop out for you, you just have to meet one for yourself instead of just ordering one.
it will come ;)
(sorry it took so long, connection problems)
what youtube vids should i make to get many views? :^)
>>17231135
Youtube is a saturated market these days. Make videos for enjoyment and see what happens.
>>17231135
lets play's are the market right now.
>>17231135
Ones where you suck copious amounts of cock you raging homosexual
